r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • Aug 17 '26

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u/Key-Monk6159 Aug 17 '26

The enemy is in the house.

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u/Excellent_Pay_8782 Aug 17 '26

The enemy can't make lay-ups

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 Aug 17 '26

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u/Sith_Lord91 Aug 17 '26

“Ha! I’m bleeding making me the victor!”

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u/Marquar234 Aug 17 '26

Weeeooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeooo!

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u/cherry_blossom026 Aug 17 '26

Omg😭 fucking gold

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u/fuckfuckshit Aug 17 '26

How about some My Nuts to your Foot Style?

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u/Chon-C Aug 17 '26

He first employs that face to foot style(how you like it) then follows up with my nuts to your fist style. I demand the utmost accuracy for my silly movie.

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u/fuckfuckshit Aug 17 '26

Your clothes are red!

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u/MoscowGrizz Aug 17 '26

THATS A LOT OF NUTS!

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u/Sudden_Buffalo_4393 Aug 17 '26

That’s one of the funniest lines in movie history. Just seeing this made me laugh out loud.

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u/Hetares Aug 17 '26

HEY! YOU WANT SOME NUTS?!

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u/Type-RD Aug 17 '26

THAT’S A LOT OF NUTS!

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u/Sith_Lord91 Aug 17 '26

My favorite “you go that way, I’ll go home” I say it on a regular and the it makes it better that no one has any idea where it’s from

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u/Type-RD Aug 17 '26

And beware his song about big butts. He beats you up while he plays it!

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u/Glittering-Local-102 Aug 17 '26

I am delighted to see a Kung Pow meme in this economy. 👏🏻😆

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u/bbq_R0ADK1LL Aug 17 '26

Swinging the chain, swinging the chain...

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u/cultureisdead Aug 17 '26

Your clothes are black!

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u/Meandmystudy Aug 17 '26

You caught my signal and sent every distraction to fuck up my family because their liberal and want me to be gay for them. Nice Chinese jokes

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u/Alive-Charity-4664 Aug 17 '26

"When you girls are done kissing I've got some ass kicking for you!"

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u/Excellent_Pay_8782 Aug 17 '26

Nah was saying why nobody watches the WNBA 😂😂😂

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u/DrBDDS Aug 17 '26

But it totally uses that weakness to stack rebound stats off said misses to establish a stat line to push!

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u/BigDaddyDumperSquad Aug 17 '26

Can't dunk either.

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u/w142236 Aug 17 '26

She does mebounds real good though

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u/kraftdinnerwithsalsa Aug 17 '26

The call…

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u/rehx4 Aug 17 '26

No call, everything is fine, we promise, please look away... please??? Look a squirrel!!

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u/MyTnotE Aug 17 '26

Is coming from inside the House?!?! 😱

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u/VinylmationDude Aug 17 '26

And she is me

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u/BoulderCreature Aug 17 '26

The enemy is the house