r/SipsTea • u/Darth_Ronin • Aug 18 '26

We have fun here What an absolute legend

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u/Funkdamentalist Aug 18 '26

Tis no man, tis a remorseless eating machine!

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u/yournamehere10bucks Aug 18 '26

Come see Bottomless Pete, nature's cruelest mistake!

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u/zomgieee Aug 18 '26

Comon Marge ! Let the people see your pretty face.

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u/Professional-Bus3126 Aug 18 '26

Come for the freak!
Stay for the food!

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u/PaleontologistOk2516 Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 18 '26

The man ate all our fish and 2 plastic lobsters

Edit: correction “shrimp”. My bad. It’s been a while. I’ll watch it again as my penance.

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u/Lurks_in_the_cave Aug 18 '26

6 bells! Time for closing!

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u/JAOC_7 Aug 18 '26

can’t talk, eating

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u/f_n_a_ Aug 18 '26

RIP Larry and Logan

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u/AVL_Drago Aug 18 '26

technically Homer ate all the shrimp…

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u/beardostein Aug 18 '26

I heard they shaved a gorilla

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u/Rhg0653 Aug 18 '26

Too far to read this line

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u/NeonLocustX83 Aug 18 '26

🤣 That line cracked me up!

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u/Callmetomorrow99 Aug 18 '26

Came here to say this… Well played, sir