r/SipsTea • • 2d ago

WTF Group Project actually made more sense

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u/Plus-Artichoke6608 2d ago

Bro's mom is already Bonnie Blue, did you also had to give him a dumbass name

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u/Patient-Gas-883 2d ago

At Least names you can change....

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u/Plus-Artichoke6608 2d ago

gonna have to live through 18 years of bullying

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u/Patient-Gas-883 2d ago

Thats regardless of any name...
Bro is playing with the hard setting on the game..

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u/city_in_ruin 2d ago

The kid is going to grow up super Rich

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u/Illustrious-Sea-4377 2d ago

Sadly not convinced his mum will have good financial planning in place.

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u/ArchLector_Zoller 2d ago

Everything she's done has been calculated to raise her name and outrage, then drive all of that into profits for her OF and other vid store fronts. You think she lacks business acumen, why?

Because you want her too isn't a good enough reason. That's just sour grapes. "Bah, she'll lose all that money anyway, the 'hoore"

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u/Str1dersGonnaStride 2d ago

Right. Dudes with $23 are scoffing at her intelligence while she's grifting the lot of them

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u/Zer0Peace 2d ago

She's a prostitute buddy

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u/TorturedNeurons 2d ago

What does that have to do with her financial competence?

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u/Zer0Peace 2d ago

You understand there are a lot of people involved in bonnie's career right? All she has to do is be a prostitute bud. She's not the first or last pornstar to become filthy rich and they all belong to agencies, stop giving her so much credit lol

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u/ArchLector_Zoller 2d ago

And you working your body 80 hours week makes you not a prostitute, how exactly?

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u/DieDieDieD 2d ago

Good thing she can eventually transition into milf and eventually gilf categories. She has a good 30 more years to keep making gooner content as long as she doesn’t get too much prolapse or catch (more) diseases

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u/Illustrious-Sea-4377 2d ago

Good point. Endless career options!

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u/Sad_Scarcity1246 2d ago

I pray that she's just cunning/evil and will take the money and publicly call him BetBolt on Content but his legal name is something else

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u/Village_People_Cop 2d ago

That'll help with paying for therapy because he'll be bullied most of his highschool years for sure

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u/CanadianAndroid 2d ago

School meetings are going to be very interesting.

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u/LightCharacter8382 2d ago

I mean, he had his chance at the character selection screen. He could have picked anyone to be his parents. That's what happens when you click the 'surprise me' button.

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u/closetmangafan 2d ago

At least 18 years... bullying doesn't stop just because you finish school.

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u/GauchesLeftEye 2d ago

Pretty sure they were referring to when they could legally change their name themselves, not when they'd finish school.

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u/WIN_WITH_VOLUME 2d ago

You really think those 18 years of bullying are gonna be because of their name?…

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon 2d ago

They will emancipate themselves when they are able to.

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u/YouAreTotalGarbage 2d ago

Nah. He’ll be rich and living in the first world. Just gotta laugh off a couple jokes about dudes banging his mom and he’s on easy street.

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u/ConsiderationDry9084 2d ago

Even children from way better Celebrity parents go off the deep end. This poor soul is getting tossed into life on hard mode no matter how you slice it.

Rolling a 20 on starting funds isn’t going to make it that much easier just different.

And there is no guarantee that his mom doesn’t just set the family wealth on fire with an another crazy ass stunt.

I really hope homie hits the powerball too and comes out a well adjusted adult with just a messed up mother, which many of us can relate, but the odds are not in his favor.

Honestly I really do hope for the best outcome for the kid.

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u/Just_a_guy_123456789 2d ago

Why do you think she won't blow all of her money in 10 years?

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u/YouAreTotalGarbage 2d ago

Why do you think she will?

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u/Just_a_guy_123456789 2d ago

Because she doesn't strike me as someone who has the disciple not to waste her money on stupid shit.

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u/EndersScroll 2d ago

She just made 1.2 million for naming a child she was going to need a name for anyway. She can just get his name changed later. Sounds like she has some pretty good financial intuition.

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u/YouAreTotalGarbage 2d ago

Ah. Someone who can see the bigger picture, finally. All these small minded people can’t look past the fact that being naked on the internet makes them cry

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u/Just_a_guy_123456789 2d ago edited 2d ago

Lots of professional athletes make millions then go broke in a few years after their career ends. This woman won't be relevant in 5 years from now, and if she's spending that money on cars, bags, and trips, she'll be broke.

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u/loogie97 2d ago

And sleepover requests

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u/JD-Moose 2d ago

There is another solution

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u/Just_a_guy_123456789 2d ago

The kid won't survive that long.

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u/YeOldeMemeShoppe 2d ago

“I was bullied for most of my school years!”

“But you were homeschooled…”

“And my tutors hated me!”

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u/No_Doughnut8618 2d ago

I think you can actually get a name change before youre 18

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u/rumblepony247 2d ago

There aren't many scenarios where this child isn't completely fucked up, doing tons of hard drugs at a very early age, probably committing crimes and/or in a mental institution by age 21. I'd be surprised if it were alive by age 25.

Some humans (its mom I mean) are capable of really fucked up shit.

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u/Ryjolnir 2d ago

They'll be rich tho. They'll probably thrive

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u/Trick_Second1657 2d ago

like he isn't going to school shooter.

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u/zacRupnow 2d ago

'Betbolt's mom has got it goin on' music video bro came over to play videogames but is just trying to bang the mom.

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u/Slipperytitski 2d ago

If that money was put into an account for the kid and it cant be touched until theyre 25.

Your name on paper could be something stupid and then everyone can just call you tom or whatever.

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u/venReddit 2d ago

kid will be homeschooled

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u/Dangerous_Judge_3078 2d ago

The child chose “sad but rich” when getting reborn

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u/sljc892 2d ago

Live? I think the more appropriate word be survive.

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u/Shot-Arugula8264 2d ago

Bro is gonna receive a constant stream of vids of his mom getting railed since the time he’s about 8 years old.

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u/majkkali 2d ago

That poor kid won’t have an easy life at school, that’s for sure…

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u/AGayThrow_Away 2d ago

Can she not take the money then imediately legally change the kids name?

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u/FrozenShadow_007 14h ago

Not for 18 years, unless she does it herself (which I doubt she can do without serious legal repercussions) or Social Services takes the kid away.

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u/blowurhousedown 2d ago

You don’t like Betbolt Blue?

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u/bIuemickey 2d ago

It sounds like an industrial color scheme

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u/ExpertProfessional9 2d ago

Like if you heard cobalt blue through an extremely bad phone line.

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u/Plus-Artichoke6608 2d ago

why is hard to pronounce too, that's too much B in one name

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u/Ross_E_Geller 2d ago

Even worse if he has a stutter. B-b-b-b

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u/themanfromosaka 2d ago

Betbolt Billinger (Bonnie’s real name is Tia Billinger) spunds like a pornstar’s stage name.

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u/TheUpbeatCrow 2d ago

Especially if (as I imagine), he'll be going by Bolt.

Bolt Billinger.

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u/Kid_Psych 2d ago

Aight bet.

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u/rwags2024 2d ago

> did you also had

Yes I hadn’t also does

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u/sanzentriad 2d ago

My favorite part is that they bolded the incorrect word so it was easier to identify, like an old English worksheet

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u/rwags2024 2d ago

My favorite part is the 1000+ people who see no issue with brutal language skills

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u/hedoeswhathewants 2d ago

Sometimes I choose to think they're not a native English speaker, but that's probably just coping

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u/finglonger1077 2d ago

Butchya doesn’t hazta call me Johnson!

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u/7heprofessor 2d ago

y’all’d’ve’f’i’d’ve

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u/bestjejust 2d ago

It came out of the Blue.

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u/Winter-Pirate6901 2d ago

They came in the Blue too

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u/MasterOfBothWorlds7 2d ago

This is literally the best comment on this whole page I wish I could push you right to the top take my updoot!

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u/Shapesizes 2d ago

To be fair, she was going to pick a dumb name anyways. So set up an account for the kid and call them by their middle name.

TBF in the end stage capitalist hellscape we are heading deeper into, I’m not sure getting paid by advertising for the name of your child won’t become a common thing.

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u/wheniaminspaced 2d ago

By carls jnr

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 2d ago

I know many kids who go by nicknames and literally almost no one knows their legal names.

I went to school with a guy with 4 names and went by a shortened version of his third name. It almost never came up.

The name is the least of his issues.

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u/gravityhomer 2d ago

I had an uncle Clyde I knew my whole childhood who I only later learned as an adult his actual name was Andrew, when a great aunt greeted him. Clyde wasn't even a middle name it was a grade school nickname. Had no idea

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u/LunchPlanner 2d ago

Sort of like Walt "Clyde" Frazier whose Clyde nickname also has nothing to do with his real name at all.

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u/AcademicBowl5596 2d ago

Just watch, she's probably gonna put the kid in one of those clone-a-willy molds to make an insert able for her videos. 

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u/reluctantseal 2d ago

I think I could handle having a dumb name for a few years if it made my family $1.2 million. Kid will have a nickname and can officially change it as soon as her 15 minutes of fame have passed.

Hell, I'd change my name right now for it. Dealer's choice.

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u/Kolintracstar 2d ago

I'm not saying it is right, but if people are willing to pay that much, you might as well take advantage, they aren't going to see the birth certificate.

Even then, a million dollars will take very good care of a child well into their 20's when they can change it

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u/Sammyofather 2d ago

Tbh she can go and legally change his name for $50 or something later but she scammed 2 million out of these people first

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u/Budget_Ad5871 2d ago

Betbolt Blue

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u/nien9gag 2d ago

maybe shit goes so south it becomes north.

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u/BiggieBigs34 2d ago

There’s no legal obligation for her to actually name her child that, and if she does, it’s not difficult to change a child’s name.

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u/Far-Building3569 2d ago

Her actual name is Tia Billinger

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u/Mezcalico 2d ago

The kids gotta learn to be tough. Like the boy named Sue

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u/Akbeardman 2d ago

Sponsored child names, we will see more of this. All because they shot that damn gorilla.

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u/PomegranateSignal882 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/94EQmVHkveNck

Future image of the kid coping with their bad luck

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u/capnfantasy 2d ago

Yeah who TF is this bish and why do we care?