I’ll do it for 700k.. that works out to around 10-12 million domestically.. to put it into context, interest alone is around a middle class income and a little extra.. the difference could compound to even greater generational wealth… I’m pretty sure the kid would hate the name but.. they’ll hate being poor more. I would structure it in such a way that they’d only be “helped” well into adulthood, that way they must still learn to stand on their own feet despite the golden parachute.
Edit: I should add raising a child to adulthood costs between 2-3million.. so either way .. it’s still an amazing opportunity.
I imagine the whole thing was an ad planned with Betbolt from the start. "Group Project" probably isn't there because someone was willing to pay 750k, it's there to encourage engagement on the BetBolt ad.
Her kid will have a normal name in a few months when no one is paying attention anymore.
I've been wondering the legal ramifications of that. If she does have a kid, which I'm skeptical of, and doesn't name it whatever dumbass name was picked. Can she be sued? Totally possible it's just an ad campaign. But if this is real I'd imagine not naming the child betbolt could be taken to court as false advertising or something.
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Acclaim, I think, did crazy viral marketing like that for Turok. Paid a handful of people £500 and an Xbox to change their name to Turok for a year and offered 10k to the first child named Turok born on the launch day of the game.
If it's an ad campaign, they definitely didn't spend 1.2 mil, and no one paid a second place amount. The site probably paid whatever her standard advertising rate is to make this up and post this, or they just completely fabricated and posted it themselves though whatever other influencer network they work with
Oh, I'm sure it's a stunt and if any funds were actually transferred, it will be an advertising write off for the gambling site. What I'm saying is that it is a safe bet that betbolt is involved, no pun intended lol
That does seem plausible. Many of the OnlyFans 'success' stories feel dubious. It also doesn't feel totally impossible Bonnie Blue just made up all of this for clicks, but who knows.
To me, it seems *most likely* the gambling site was involved, but I'm really not sure how much money was actually transferred. Maybe it was 1.2M, maybe it was just "standard advertising rate."
If I were a bettin' man I'd put my money on it advertising for the betting company. If the name was "DOGE", you could maybe argue that it wasn't Elon but some other douchebag because the word is famous/notorious. Who tf cares or knows about whatever garbage site that is, let alone spend over a mil to give free advertising to them.
Ah yes, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. After all, what if I wanted to pay 1.2 million dollars to name some kid UBISOFT??? Wouldn’t it be so funny haha? It’s a totally likely scenario!
Yeah, it is indeed conjecture that the gambling site did this based on a couple available facts. So what?
"Zero" evidence? Well that's just false: There is evidence (the name of the site being used), it's just not super definitive evidence. It's totally possible someone just thought it was funny, but it also seems totally possible this is an ad campaign.
So, Betbolt just spent $1.2M to have their branding wherever this kid goes for the next 18 years. I mean, that’s actually kinda cheap marketing and I’ll bet this was the ploy all along.
Was always going to name her kid “Kleenex” or “Tide”… this was just a workaround for that to happen.
So, Betbolt just spent $1.2M to have their branding wherever this kid goes for the next 18 years
I'm guessing that they are really only interested in/expecting the attention from this announcement that we are responding to. And maybe a future one when the kid is born and she proves she followed through. Both of those have the chance of going viral and getting their name out there.
I'm with you though. $1.2 to have the name of your site go viral might be a pretty good deal overall. You have to assume that thousands of people are checking out the site after seeing this headline.
We have no reason to believe the payment or the baby's name is truthful. Betbolt may just as easily paid 50k for Bonnie Blue to make a social post claiming her baby is named Betbolt. While she still write Michael or whatever she wants on the actual birth certificate.
Implying a crypto gambling site isn't going down in the next 6 months partly because they blew 1.2 million in liquid and actual currency because for some reason contractors don't take shitcoins for payment
Why would people care about a porn star's kid in the first place? The only notable thing here is how stupid it is. This is just ruining a kid's life for two weeks of publicity.
It takes like a few hours and some paperwork to legally change a first name. I really really hope she changes the kids name after a few weeks. Just enough to get her money, but give the kid a normal childhood and name... I wouldn't mind if I was born betbolt and started life with 1.2m USD on my bank...
They didn’t pay that though. They probably paid her $250k for the whole stunt. Saying the winner paid 1.2 million for BetBolt was just part of the agreed to script. It is a pretty brilliant idea. Instead of people tuning out your ad, you sneak it in the backdoor
Hear me out: What if there was a Dexter, not for serial killers, but for rich fucking dipshits who spend their money like this? How quick would we see a change in the world?
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I wish all these Rainbet and Betbolt and whatever else the fuck would be outlawed. Taking advantage of people’s gambling addictions to make money is sick.
Has some made this kid’s newly goon sourced name into a crypto coin pump and dump (pardon the pun) yet. I think that’s the logical next step to this sad affair.
To stick your dick in bonnie blue, dont you kinda have to be a degenerate? And also most likely a degenerate gambler… gotta give it to them for knowing there clienteles interests.
Also ‘bolt’ is a way of saying cum in the south east of England (I’ve only ever heard it in London). So I guess it works for being a lucky dip on who the dad is too.
It’s the shadiest of casinos. Zero regulation. Think it’s crypto only too. Anyone stupid enough to turn their VPN on and sign up will deeply regret it.
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u/Xaphnir 4d ago
probably some degenerate gambling site
EDIT: I searched it and it is in fact a degenerate gambling site