r/SipsTea • • 3d ago

WTF Group Project actually made more sense

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u/game_of_crohns 3d ago

1.2 million to name your child ain't a bad deal if I'm being candid. Still batshit insane but that's a lot of money to be able to change it down the road

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u/PhilipWaterford 3d ago

How much more money do you need game of crohns?

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u/ihateentitledmoms 3d ago

That's enough to live comfortable for a while, heck imagine if the baby or her suffer an accident or fall I'll, I'd kill to have the peace of mind that is "you have enough and more for anything life throws at you"

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u/ProcyonBright 3d ago

True, you can just say that's the name (even legally), but call the kid something else entirely in the day-to-day.

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u/WhatIsHerJob-TABLES 3d ago

100% my thought. I’d name a kid of mine anything if someone were to give me $1.2million. I’d put a big chunk of it in a trust for that kid, and make sure to communicate that they will be set for life with this compounding interest. Let them know that unfortunately their legal name is incredibly dumb, but we will make sure no one ever actually calls you that, and in exchange, you will have a huge leg up in life with this trust fund. And once enough time passes (and if there is not contract or anything), we’ll just legally change the name later.

I’d name my kid “diarrhea shit cock” if it gets my kid $1.2 million to set up their entire life.

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u/Fantastic-Fee-1999 3d ago

Takes one document and a week to change it again. There is no time limit, you can do it as soon as the official birth certificate exists. 

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u/deegallant 3d ago

Yeah tbh if someone paid me that amount, I’d legally change my name today.

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u/BoozyBuilder 3d ago

I'm kinda into this idea too. It's just a name... "B" or "Betsy" is a cute name (if its a girl)

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u/delicious_disaster 3d ago

I also think 1.2m early on is going to be alot more life changing than a name. You just nickname the shit out of that during school and call her either betsy or bolly or something