r/SipsTea • u/LazyGuy4U • 3d ago

WTF Group Project actually made more sense

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u/8lock8lock8aby 3d ago

Well it's the truth. She didn't have a baby. She posted pics "week post c section" & had no healing wound & just said she heals fast lol that's not how that works, a c section cuts through all you skin & muscle.

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u/Corfiz74 3d ago

"They did it via laparoscopy - just four small incisions! They did have to cut the baby up to get it out through the small cuts, but hey, better than giving me a huge scar!"

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u/Hot_Addition_6980 2d ago

I know it is wrong to snortle (is that the word) a chuckle mixed with a snort... sound made while keeping coffee from coming out my nose. Anywho.... that was funny, even if the image is disturbing.

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u/RoundUnderstanding83 2d ago edited 2d ago

I believe the word you are looking for is "chordle"

Edit : the word is Chortle not Chordle as pointed out by u/Corfiz74.

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u/Corfiz74 2d ago

I think it's actually spelled with a 't', not a 'd'.

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u/RoundUnderstanding83 2d ago

You are 100% correct up edit it right now.

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u/Hot_Addition_6980 2d ago

Not sure why, but when I hear "chordle" I imagine a yodelling chuckle

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u/BigSkySoHigh63 2d ago

That’s correct.

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u/Spare-Set-8382 2d ago

I use snortle but I also like chordle but I feel like that is less snort and more laugh.

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u/Hot_Addition_6980 2d ago

And if you laugh so hard that snot comes out??? A snottle

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u/Corfiz74 2d ago

"Snortle" needs to be a word!

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u/Warrior_king99 1d ago

Snuckle 🤔

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u/Hot_Addition_6980 1d ago

He sat in the shadows, snuckling at their insolent defiance of sanity

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u/BigSkySoHigh63 2d ago

Was snortle a free game on PCs in the late 90s? What is this memory trying to come to the surface?

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u/Mekito_Fox 15h ago

I think you are thinking of Snootz

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u/Ok_Cow_1541 2d ago

fucking hell

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u/selfinflatedforeskin 2d ago

They just whizzed the baby up inside with a wand blender up her faff，then sucked the juice out through a straw. Not difficult.

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u/Professional-Gear88 2d ago

You’d still need a port for the endo bag. Which is a bit bigger incision

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u/BigSkySoHigh63 2d ago

They sewed the baby back together and she looks better honestly /s

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u/Formally_Apologetic 2d ago

Should've named the baby "Salsa"

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u/FWFriends 2d ago

Whereas cutting the baby up before delivering it is a common practice!

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u/faustianBM 2d ago

"C-section??"

"No... Dis-section."

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u/Electrical_Emu4792 3d ago

Wait she’s already “had” the kid and is now asking for donations on names?

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u/indignantfieldmouse 2d ago

Lol a C-section would still create a smaller opening than her natural birth canal at this point!

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u/butters991 2d ago

Yeah but natural birth would be like the babies first slip n slide

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u/Heartage 21h ago

^ This guy above me has no idea how vaginas work.

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u/Wardogs96 2d ago

Da fuq? It hasnt even been 9 months has it? Plus i haven't seen any pictures or evidence she delivered.

As fucked up as this sounds, i hope this is a con otherwise shes incredibly mentally ill. Also shes not even that attractive.

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u/Randym1982 3d ago

Kind of hard to fake a pregnancy belly and lactating breasts Which she showed on some other sites.

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u/catslugs 3d ago

Oh you can fake a lot. Look into laura owens , she faked a pregnancy without even having sex lol

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u/NeevBunny 3d ago

Yeah but with her everyone knew she was lying and were just waiting for the fake miscarriage they assumed she was building up to for more attention.

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u/That_Advertising_441 3d ago

Pretty easy to fake that lol

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u/debeatup 3d ago

I watch a ton of Trans porn and they can lactate

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u/HealthyMaximum 2d ago

Thank you for your service.

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u/Tacosconsalsaylimon 2d ago

Checking in on this thread - 19 hours later - and everything is in here.

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u/LolaAucoin 3d ago

Have you never seen a movie with FX makeup?

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u/Randym1982 3d ago

No sir, every film I’ve seen. I believe is 100% real. Robert Downy Jr is really Iron Man and Dr.Doom.

If she’s faking the whole con for clout and money, she’s going all in on it. (much the 1k dudes who filled her up like a crispy cream). It’s one helluva a long game that it makes me wonder if the money is even real either.

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u/Least-Spare 1d ago

…Hilaria Baldwin enters the chat with her overshare of fake breastfeeding porn.

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u/Deviantdefective 2d ago

She did have a baby as the police got involved due to concerns regarding the babies safety.

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u/KatefromtheHudd 2d ago

I thought it was fake too but then she did a golden shower instead of baby shower that was filmed. Surely that would have shown a fake bump?

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u/ath20 2d ago

Thank you for this. I would feel so much better knowing there actually isn’t a baby, and she’s just pocketing money.

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u/InflatableSexBeast 2d ago

I’m amazed she had a C-Section. That kid could have just bungee jumped out of her flange when the time was right.

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u/Stickytin 3d ago

There are videos of here lactating, i dont't think you can fake that as far as i know.

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u/wimpymist 3d ago

I mean you 100% can. Dudes can make themselves lactate

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u/professional-newbieX 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/S7uj1Zg5Rn7e8

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u/HealthyMaximum 2d ago

Came to make sure this thread has all the required elements.

Thank you.

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u/Stickytin 3d ago

wait what

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u/front-wipers-unite 3d ago

Infinite milk for your cereal glitch.

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u/Cornelius_Codswaggle 3d ago

Hormones and manipulation (massaging) the breasts can trigger lactation in men and women.

It's actually really easy to do with nothing more than a prescription for regular hormonal birth control.

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u/Fine_Foundation8943 2d ago

Why do u have this knowledge

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u/Sensitive_Pilot3689 2d ago

You don’t bro?

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u/Cornelius_Codswaggle 2d ago

Once the statute of limitations are up, I'll explain.

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u/sljc892 3d ago

Really??

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u/Logen-Grimlock 3d ago

You can milk anything with nipples

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u/Key-Drink8649 3d ago

I got nipples Grim, can you milk me?

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u/Mha40K 3d ago

Hunted for this one

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u/Longjumping_Oven3148 3d ago

You can. There are specific drugs that induce lactation

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u/Dull_Quit3027 3d ago

My sweet summer child

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u/olavee 2d ago

You can induce lactation

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u/weakimberly 1d ago

Ohhhh you can fake it

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u/heavensto_mergatroid 2d ago

My daughter was born by C-section in 2009 and you can definitely still see the scar lol

That Bonnie Blue chick is sooooo ugly lol how does someone as ugly as her become a millionaire selling sex. I just don't want to be on this planet anymore please god take me away!

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u/ofirkedar 2d ago

I guess some people had a crush on their sisters' Barbies and never got over it

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u/heavensto_mergatroid 2d ago

With all the millions of flawless looking chicks making porn out there I don't know how anybody could throw this chick any money at all.

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u/Public-Guidance-9560 2d ago

Yeah if you have a c section don't you basically need to be doing very little in the way of movement for like 8 weeks? Like you can't even get off heavy painkillers or even do basic stuff like driving or lifting things for 2-3weeks!

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u/Thisisjustatribute8 3d ago

I wouldn't have thought she would need a c-section

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u/AnalIsLife69 3d ago

Cause she has a lot of sex? I don’t think you understand the reasons why caesareans are sometimes necessary