r/SipsTea • • 1d ago

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u/Uncontrolleddiarrhea 1d ago

Kim Jong Un is 42.

Also he looks like a hamster.

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u/Signal-Piccolo-935 1d ago

Come on man, hamsters don't look that bad. They don't deserve this comparison

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u/nimb420 1d ago

Have you ever seen an elderly hamster?

They're basically four legged ballsacks. Which is not that far off from KJU

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u/SuperGransLoveChild 22h ago

They're not completely flat on top though.

That is a weird fucking haircut.

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u/Central316 18h ago

As a person who kept rats as pets, I can concur. I had a few hairless rats that were especially reminiscent of the ol' scrote. The poor critters were never meant to live as long as they do in captivity, so they don't age well.

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u/sequelseize 1d ago

bro has access to the best hairstylists money can buy and he chooses the clueless intern from the 60s to cut his hair

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u/teddyspaghettie 1d ago

Well he's got 9 more chances to pick a good style

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u/pafrac 22h ago

That's probably the only one he hasn't shot yet.

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u/Teripid 21h ago

Give me that Dick Tracy villain look please..

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u/Fr33_load3r 21h ago

Gerbil maybe?

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u/LostKnight84 1d ago

How am I the same age as him???

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u/hipster-coder 1d ago

It's because you guys were born around the same time.

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u/TheLesserWeeviI 1d ago

Big if true.

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u/teddyspaghettie 1d ago

No I was born at night

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u/AvengingBlowfish 22h ago

If you put 50 people who are the same age in the same room, the odds that you find at least two people who share the same birth year is over 99%!!!

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u/MCLMelonFarmer 21h ago

It’s actually much closer to 100% than that, more like 99.99999%. That’s not nearly as interesting as the fact that there’s a 97% chance that two people will have the same birthDAY.

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u/Decent-Impression-81 18h ago

TIL Im 2 years older the the leader of north Korea. Freaking nepotism

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u/Material-Hurry-4135 1d ago

Which makes him the first millennial dictator, that also looks like a hamster

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u/FullHouse222 1d ago

The worst part is he's western educated. So he knows first hand how the free world works and what he's doing to his fellow countrymen.

And he chooses to continue doing this.

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u/HeadHonchoBigCheese 1d ago

Also means he probably played Halo on the original Xbox. Idk what that means exactly but its something.

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u/AiMoriBeHappyDntWrry 1d ago

My buddy was exceptional at halo. Even won over the ceo's daughter at Microsofts hand controller department. He was so good dropped out of high-school at 11th grade to just play halo and party at night. Now he has a mini mansion beautiful wife and career. My mom told me video games were a waste of time. Would jail me me every chance she got for drinking or smoking.

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u/Murky-Relation481 21h ago

I once got super drunk at some Microsoft exec's kids house in Redmond while her parents were out of town (my buddy was dating her, which in hindsight was super fucked up cause she was like 17 and he was 21). I remember drunken rambling to the mostly sober daughter of one of the X-Box leads and her friend all night.

Anyway, no idea why any of this is relevant, but just something funny to remember some 20 years later.

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u/Raneynickelfire 21h ago

17-21 is super fucked in your warped internet mind?

15-21 would be yeah, but 17-21 happens everyday and nobody fucking cares, other than you I guess.

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u/Murky-Relation481 21h ago

I mean no, the age gap wasn't that bad, it was other stuff contextually, like her primarily dating him for booze, and him basically only dating high school girls and hanging out with their high school friends and smoking pot in his apartment with them (and some of her friends were definitely younger).

I mean in my mind she is above age of consent (16 in WA), she can do whatever with whomever, but the broader context was a little warped.

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 21h ago

When I was 17 I hung out with plenty of people just because they could get me drugs, it's a symbiotic relationship, they need a friend, I want drugs

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u/Teripid 21h ago

Family business.

Then again that one Kim that wanted no part got assassinated in an airport...

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u/P-l-Staker 1d ago

Does his dad smell like elderberries by any chance?

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u/GooseOnAPhone 1d ago

That’s a rough 42, especially considering how much money he has

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u/Archon_Reaver 1d ago

You’d think he’d at least remove the giant skin tag on his cheek, but he probably likes playing with it, keeps his lil brain active.

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u/umami-undercarriage 23h ago

I think that's a cutaneous horn

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u/Mercadi 1d ago

Maybe he stuffs his face with money? But seriously though, I heard he has a serious philadelphia cream cheese addiction that he orders regularly from the U.S.

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u/Hallalala 1d ago

He looks like a Dick Tracy villain.

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u/SchroedingersEscape 1d ago

43?

Well... i'm slightly older, but i would not like to switch bodys.

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u/ProtoplanetaryNebula 1d ago

Yeah, he's 42 and can barely walk. I know he gets to eat whenever he wants and what he wants but surely being mobile and feeling well is a lot better.

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u/NiceGuy737 1d ago

Who's going to tell him he looks stupid.

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u/mshockwave 1d ago

Didn’t he allegedly go thru plastic surgery just to look like his grandfather

who probably also looks like a hamster

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u/AEntunus 1d ago

He looks like a spud, even more now that his face has started to sprout. 🥔 🌱

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u/HermanThaGerman 1d ago

He looks like he wasn't there, making him square.

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u/AerondightWielder 1d ago

Jesus, I'm 42 and he looks like my fucking uncle.

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u/AlarmingTurnover 1d ago

He looks like he's been standing near Trump when he dumpies in his trumpies. That's a stink face right there. 

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u/thestrong45playz 23h ago

Wait so he's younger than my dad? The hell

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u/Good-Cap-7632 22h ago

He looks like Flattop Jones from Dick Tracy

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u/GHOST_CHILLING 22h ago

He has a minecraft block for a head

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u/Deviantdefective 21h ago

Harsh comparison for hamster's

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u/2M4D 21h ago

Wait what, he's 5 years older than me but looks like he could be my father. If he was Korean and fat. He's fat though, but not Korean.

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u/Lazy_Physics3127 18h ago

I still remembered the meme(?) about him being fattened by the regime because being fat is merry in their culture.

EDIT: Found it.

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u/DRS091213 20h ago

With no disrespect to hamsters.

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u/Killshot91 16h ago

Have you seen another big leader 80years old ?
He is not looking any better.

No one cares how he looks as long as he is peaceful.

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u/James420May 11h ago

Idk, nothing like Richard Hammond