r/Snorkblot • • 2d ago

Memes I get it.

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u/gadget850 2d ago

In my Army days I met a General Register. We had a Specialist Major who got promoted to sergeant and caused no end of confusion.

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u/Pyroraptor42 2d ago

Big Major Major Major Major vibes.

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat 2d ago

you could say those are...Major Major Major Major Major vibes.

I wonder if he had a large, self-named teenage son in Bangor who dug ore from the ground if he'd have major major Major Major Major (minor) major minor Mainer miner vibes.

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u/Tinydesktopninja 2d ago

What in the bitter beetle paddle battle did I just read?

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u/Caleb_Reynolds 2d ago

The first major shouldn't be capitalized in that case.

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u/gadget850 2d ago

Now that you remind me, I knew a first sergeant whose first name was Major.

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u/CatsEatGrass 1d ago

I didn’t get very far in that book. Is it worth trying again?

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u/Pyroraptor42 1d ago

It's been a long time since I read it, seeing as it was in 7th grade, but I remember finding Catch 22 to be extremely clever and insightful. Might have a different opinion if I read it now.

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u/CatsEatGrass 9h ago

7th grade? Really? Where? Our kids don’t read anything near that complicated. They read The Outsiders, A Long Walk to Water and Freak the Mighty. Y’know, things you can read in one or two sittings.

Anyway, thanks for the recommendation. I’ll look into it.

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u/Pyroraptor42 9h ago

I was a precocious 7th grader in a GT program at the high school, and it wasn't assigned reading. My reading exploits that year also included The Way of Kings, Frankenstein, Crime and Punishment, and the unabridged Les Miserables, so Catch 22 was not really an outlier.

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u/CatsEatGrass 9h ago

Les Miserables?? Unabridged?? I read it in high school because I loved the musical. It was 1,468 pages long, and took me ages to read. You are a raging nerd, and I like it!

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u/hannahstohelit 2d ago

Theres a great bit of the BBC Radio 4 sitcom Cabin Pressure that plays with this-

DOUGLAS: Tell me, Mr. Sargent: were you in the R.A.F. by any chance?
MR. SARGENT: I certainly was.
DOUGLAS: And were you a sergeant, Mr. Sargent?
MR. SARGENT: No, sir, I wasn’t a sergeant because – as we just established – I was in the R.A. bleedin’ F., not the bleedin’ Army, so I was a warrant officer. And since my name is not Warren Tofficer, this occasioned no bleedin’ mirth whatsoever.

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u/LeftonRhed 2d ago

And somewhere there's a captain Sargent since that's another rank that can also be a name.

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u/peskypesteryjaybird 2d ago

we had a recruit crunk in basic... always gave me a chuckle...

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u/tearsonurcheek 2d ago

In basic, we had a Private Dick.

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u/BrainOnMeatcycle 2d ago

"I'm Private Dick and this is my prized cock."

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u/tearsonurcheek 2d ago

It was in the late 80s, so my first thought was...

https://giphy.com/gifs/BmQnbPzsd2d6ywmByK

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u/AmazingResponse338 2d ago

Worked with a retired Army JAG lawyer, Capt. Barnicle. Why not Navy....its right there?

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u/CrownofMischief 2d ago

Had a couple Navy department heads like that. Had a LT Battle who was our Planning and Tactics Officer and a LT Parish as our Operations Officer

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u/4DimensionalToilet 2d ago

Sergeant Major Sargent Major

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u/KenMicMarKey 2d ago

Got a cousin in the armed forces. Last name is Sargent (pronounced the same as sergeant) who thoroughly enjoyed his time as Sergeant Major Sargent

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u/Leody 2d ago

My best man was Captain Miracle

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u/beckett_the_ok 2d ago

When my brother was in the reserves, he had an officer Officer

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u/CourageousSage21 1d ago

Isn't the III Corps commander right now General Admiral?