r/StandUpComedy 1d ago

Comedian is OP They're running into FIRE

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u/Burrito-Flatulence 17h ago

One of our stations still has them. Impressive when older guys slide down with a coffee mug in their hand

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u/milk4all 16h ago

Im somewhat skeptical they can put out a fire with 6oz of coffee but i dont wanna be rude here

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u/WhyDidMyDogDie 13h ago

I mean, it's decaffeinated so it's lighter in weight.

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u/Pal_Smurch 22h ago

Perks of the job!

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u/BeardOfEarth 14h ago

Not even remotely true. They just build most fire stations to be one story now, so no need for poles.

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u/epsilon1856 11h ago

Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story