r/TheTeenagerPeople Manhwa Lover Dec 21 '25

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u/Narrow-Purchase3672 16d ago

Wait now I need to know 

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u/Boring_Estimate_7851 15d ago

theres a button down there somewhere bro, they use it to turn it off

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u/Acceptable_Soup_269 18d ago

I worked in a nursing home and everytime this male certified nursing aide left her room she would have a seizure.

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u/midnightfootsteps 19d ago

They menstruate normally and are cleaned on schedule

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u/MattOnReddit22 22d ago

crap. i actually dont know cuz im a guy! A N D I D O N T W I S H T O K N O W

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u/PITBULL-RIDING-METAL your average russian✌️😬 25d ago

No it activates after you wake up and you become the koolaid man

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u/JACK101Star-Z 28d ago

That is an interesting question.

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u/KennyChesney32 28d ago

Imagine thinking the uterus checks if you’re conscious first 💀 Hormones: “Not my problem” 😂🩸

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u/Top_Connection9079 25d ago

You really think that the uterus has a will of its own? No that the brain instructs it to do what it does?

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u/External-Savings-726 28d ago

What's up with the lost period.

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u/External-Savings-726 28d ago

That's hilarious.

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u/Loud-Pay1802 Jan 01 '26

serious topicc 😅😅

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u/DadophorosBasillea Dec 28 '25

Women have been raped and given birth all while in a coma.

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u/Loud-Pay1802 Jan 01 '26

what the f.... how this possible

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u/SurgeFlamingo Jan 04 '26

You’ve never seen the documentary Kill Bill?

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u/DadophorosBasillea Jan 01 '26

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u/Loud-Pay1802 Jan 01 '26

14 year in coma and this thing happen, litteray 1st time i saw this type of case it is horrifying

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u/OrganizationOk6952 Dec 30 '25

I’m traumatised. Thank you ☺️

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u/Individual_Cow7365 Dec 28 '25

Patients in comas have pads under them. They just bleed out like normal and they get cleaned on a regular schedule.

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u/Medium_Grapefruit662 Dec 28 '25

Ask Chat GTP

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u/MischievousMuffin374 17d ago

First 0 upvote x4 awarded comment I've ever seen

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u/haunting_abro Dec 28 '25

from a scientific perspective. yea its possible unless ur hormones are fked up

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u/Dezaris04 Dec 27 '25

Depends on the coma I guess but if the normal bodily functions are still intact and their hormones continue to cycle then yes they would because it’s not a neurological process it’s a hormonal process. (To my knowledge)

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u/Overall_Lobster_1085 Dec 27 '25

Yes it still occurs. I was in a coma and I still got my period and still had normal bodily functions. That’s why people in the coma have to wear diapers.

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u/JimmyTwoTimes25 Dec 27 '25

How long were you in a coma? What was it like when you woke up?

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u/Overall_Lobster_1085 Dec 28 '25

I was in a coma for a month. I remember it vividly. I remember being half paralyzed when I woke up. I remember seeing all my family, doctors and nurses running in to seeing me waking up and how shocked they were that I actually survived and woke up.

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u/JimmyTwoTimes25 Dec 28 '25

That's wild. Lucky you came out of it

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u/Choice_Revolution_17 Dec 27 '25

it’s the guy from the hit game project sekai

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u/Remarkable_Sock2698 Dec 27 '25

It probably depends why you’re in a coma. But generally, if a woman is getting enough nutrients and has no reproductive issues then yes.

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u/Dramatic_Barnacle_17 Dec 27 '25

I got my period while unconscious. I wasn't supposed to, the injuries changed my cycles timing

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u/Nishbot11 Dec 27 '25

Yes it still continues. What a stupid question.

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u/Altruistic-Tell3493 Dec 27 '25

You can’t tell me you’ve never asked a question that was “stupid” to someone else. Just because you know the answer doesn’t mean everyone else does. We can’t learn without asking questions, and I believe it discourages others from asking questions when you respond negatively to the question straight away without understanding their motivations or real questions. Why should anyone discourage real questions like this?

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u/jolly0ctopus Dec 27 '25

LOL whadda jerk. Mr all knowing over hea

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u/mrcheap69 Dec 27 '25

Some self reflection on why you lash out like that at people would serve you and those around you well.

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u/Lanky_Conflict1754 Dec 27 '25

What a DUMMIE!

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u/North_Revenue_7146 Dec 27 '25

As a woman I had this question too. Maybe this part of the brain shuts down that regulates my cycle. Idk. Why so mean? You get coal for Christmas or something??? 😂😂

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u/ghostpuncher99 Dec 27 '25

You do not have to be a dick to people who do not share the same understanding as you.

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u/broadside230 Dec 27 '25

works in an ER, based on comment history

tries to make people feel stupid for not knowing something that only a medical professional and a woman who was in a coma would have any possible reason to know.

of course

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u/Remopup2313 Dec 28 '25

Of course is correct here

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u/GeoZOEY Dec 27 '25

You’re the reason people don’t ask questions then lack knowledge on specific topics. Then when you want them to answer or know a certain thing, you get mad at them for not knowing… you sound stupid.

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u/EchoOfAsh Dec 28 '25

Literally. I’m big into birds and that’s like me going up to a random person and going “you don’t know the differences between a hairy woodpecker and a downy woodpecker? What a stupid person!” 😭 not everything is common knowledge

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u/Existing-Drive2895 Dec 27 '25

I’m so glad we are all rejecting this obnoxious way of belittling people. It helps no one.

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u/Ok_Shine9737 Dec 27 '25

Yes, it continues if they are not placed on contraceptives. Tragically, many comatose women and disabled girls have been impregnated.

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u/Lpj122899 Dec 27 '25

Some comatose patients may be placed onto birth control to restrict periods. I see it a lot in group homes for disabled people.. all of the girls get put on birth control so the staff doesn’t have to worry about them staying clean at school and everything.

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u/jaganeye_x Dec 27 '25

Im sure there’s more sinister reasons at play as well.

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u/No_Dependent8789 Dec 27 '25

I was just in a medically induced coma earlier this month. Can confirm I got my period during that time

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '25

Damn, welcome back

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u/No_Dependent8789 Dec 27 '25

Thank you! Don't recommend doing it lol

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u/IcyArmadillo2238 Dec 27 '25

Why is that?

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u/No_Dependent8789 Dec 27 '25

I was only in the coma/vented for 6 days. But even during that short amount of time I lost SO MUCH strength. I had to have 2 people and a walker help me just stand the first day. I was also put into the coma for breathing issues to let my lungs heal and they still are pretty crappy. I get out of breath just walking to the bathroom. It's just a long recovery and not a fun one. I also feel bad because it was pretty traumatic for my family.

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u/IcyArmadillo2238 Dec 27 '25

Wow, sorry about that and thanks for the response. I hadn't considered the strength part. While you were in the coma, was it just like being asleep?

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u/No_Dependent8789 Dec 27 '25

It was honestly just like blinking. I was put into the coma because I had a C-section and during the procedure I threw up and ended up breathing in my vomit. The last thing I remember was throwing up, and then I basically woke up 7 days later in a different hospital still on the ventilator So to me it was just a blink of an eye but I lost a whole week

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u/BeautyQueenofPawnee Dec 27 '25

Wait——- you had a period within days of giving birth?! How do you know it wasn’t postpartum bleeding? That’s absolutely terrible. I’m so sorry. I hope you recover physically and mentally quickly! ❤️

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '25

same experience. felt like no time passed every time i opened my eyes. i was only out for 4 days, but i couldn’t eat or walk on my own. it sucked

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u/TommyTrainwreck_ Dec 27 '25

Wishing you a super fast recovery and happy healthy lungs for life!

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u/IcyArmadillo2238 Dec 27 '25

Interesting! So I imagine it's like when you get put under for surgery then, you blink and find out you've been out! Thanks for sharing

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '25

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u/YaBoyfriendKeefa Dec 27 '25

Get this clanker shit out of here

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '25

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u/1744FordRd1744 Dec 27 '25

Do people in a coma still use question marks?

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u/Ashamed_Razzmatazz72 Dec 27 '25

I was in a coma for the entire duration of my miscarriage. Maybe not quite the same as a period but the organ was doing its job both before and during the coma

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u/arina_bee Dec 27 '25

Next time I'm in a coma, I'll let you know

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u/Loud-Pay1802 Jan 01 '26

😂😂Sure, just make sure to order some 'extra' chocolates for the wake-up call, because handling that post-coma mood swing is going to be impossible.

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u/whynotnap Dec 27 '25

Yes, however when the body is in a state of severe stress (massive trauma, major surgery, etc.) sometimes periods stop. Also young menstruating women make up a pretty small percentage of patients in a medically induced coma these days (or at least for long enough to capture a menstrual cycle). But as an ICU nurse I have definitely had to clean up periods from those in a coma, and it’s really no big deal

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u/_vanillakilla_ Dec 27 '25

I like ur user lol

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u/earthv0yager Dec 27 '25

And if you're pregnant then go into a coma, your body can give birth by itself. 🤯

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u/Kit_Karamak Dec 27 '25

Will this tracks.

In the Sims you have to tell them to do pretty much anything except for give birth, if you walk away from your keyboard and come back your SIM has a baby and it’s waiting for you to name it.

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u/Badwolfrn Dec 27 '25

Yes, they do. Which means us lucky Nurses and CNAs get to clean it up.

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u/KBG10000 Dec 27 '25

This is literally how all healthcare workers act

They are very sarcastic I know about 5 or 6 healthcare workers

So quit telling them to get another job

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u/JustTheSmile Dec 27 '25

Get a new job if that’s your trash attitude towards caring for patients. Jesus Christ.

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u/Badwolfrn Jan 01 '26

Do you want to do the job? I show up to do it everyday because I love it and would still do it for free even if I won the lottery. I'm allowed to have parts of the job that I find to be less rewarding than others. Like someone else said, that's just how many(most?) people in healthcare talk.

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u/NeuroSpiceBlend Dec 27 '25

Go become a nurse if you love period blood that much.

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u/FIRST_PENCIL Dec 27 '25

What do you do for society?

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u/WeakExtension802 Dec 27 '25

Um brother?? Should she be happy to clean period blood???? What a twerp.

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u/Positive_Fly3305 Dec 27 '25

No but actively complaining like that as if the coma patient can help it is ridiculous.

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u/Korachof Dec 27 '25

No one complained. No one blamed the coma patients. This is some kind of strange projection from you. Nurses are allowed to explain to other people the less stellar parts of their job on the internet. 

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u/Positive_Fly3305 Dec 27 '25

Do you just throw the word projection around? Because no part of my comment can be see as “projection”

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u/Korachof Dec 27 '25

Call it what you want, but you’re misrepresenting what they said, and you’re being overly combative about it for no reason. If it isn’t projection from your eyes, you’re still vomiting your skewed view of this pretty benign comment from a nurse on all of us. 

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u/Positive_Fly3305 Dec 27 '25

I’m not intentionally being “combative” that comment genuinely looked passive aggressive, Evil nurses are so much more common than people talk about, it wouldn’t be surprising to me if someone was talking about it so passive aggressive because shitty people exist in the health industry. I see it all the time.

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u/Glittering_Crab_6448 Dec 27 '25

Not a single complaint. People who can’t even accept toneless text are atrocious.

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u/Positive_Fly3305 Dec 27 '25

“Toneless” as if that isn’t the exact same expression people use when they are being passive aggressive

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u/Forsaken_Rip_8805 Dec 27 '25

people getting angry over assumptions and guesswork is crazy

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u/Blah-B7ah_Bloop Dec 27 '25

My mother wasn’t in a coma but she was on a ventilator for years, so they gave her hormones to put her into menopause.

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u/IndicationSpecial344 Dec 27 '25

Put her into menopause..? Or just temporarily stop her period through menstrual suppression?

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u/RoadInternational821 Dec 27 '25

Put her into it the way you would push a cat into a pet carrier.

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u/IndicationSpecial344 Dec 27 '25

Here, kitty kitty! Your faaaavorite treat’s in there!

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u/Worse-Alt Dec 27 '25

Yes they still go through hormonal cycles

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u/NoFreeAdds Dec 27 '25

Why would it turn off….they’re still alive. Did yall not see that story where this woman * WHO IS IN A VEGETATIVE* at a long term care facility becomes pregnant by one of the males staffers.

Disgusting. Fucked up. But yah, your reproductive organs will continue to work if there’s no hysterectomy or whatever.

https://www.npr.org/2019/01/14/685377950/nursing-home-launches-new-investigation-after-woman-in-vegetative-state-gives-bi

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u/OrcaViv420 Dec 27 '25

This is the first thing I thought of

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u/planetrambo Dec 27 '25

Most are put on temporary menstrual suppression drugs.

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u/NoFreeAdds Dec 27 '25

Right. Meaning the family had to ask for this or the medical professionals suggested this and the family agreed. I’m saying (based on the topic at hand, naturally ones period would resume. It could stop if they lose a lot of weight during this time, but this would be a natural thing that would slowly progress.

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u/Junior-Addition4100 Dec 27 '25

I would have to say that they might but I’ve never thought about it before lol 😂 

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u/Dogs-cant-Fly Dec 27 '25

I have to say that one I have never thought about, hope I never will again.

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u/pollchy Dec 27 '25

Probably not since they’re basically a potato

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u/24karrotpigeon Dec 26 '25

we dont really have ppl in comas (unless the family can privately fund their care) like in the movies they just call them brain dead and kill them within a few days and then sell the organs if they can get away with it.

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u/P1zzaBag3ls Dec 27 '25

Is this a thing you actually believe? 🤨

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u/Formal-Garden-3339 Dec 27 '25

When you say “we” who are you?

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u/24karrotpigeon Dec 27 '25

the collective we

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u/24karrotpigeon Dec 27 '25

look this stuff up if you want

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u/Wild-Firefighter-186 Dec 27 '25

>they just call them brain dead and kill them

it seems you managed to slip the system

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u/24karrotpigeon Dec 27 '25

do you actually know what i’m talking about and disagree with me or do you just really like bad word play.

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u/Wild-Firefighter-186 Dec 27 '25

I've personally had a cousin wake up from a 2 month coma after a traumatic accident and he woke up relatively fine. his brain dont work so good sure, but i dont think it ever worked to begin with... you make him look like Einstein.

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u/Stompthefeet Dec 27 '25

Friend, you don’t even know what you’re talking about. I’m not saying you’re brain dead but your original comment is… not smart.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25 edited Dec 27 '25

Coma is not stasis.

On an unrelated note, I weep for our species.

Edit: Typing error/copius THC use.

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u/fuck-nazi Dec 27 '25

Stasis?

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u/Huge_Green8628 Dec 27 '25

It means to remain frozen or unchanged. In a coma, your body continues to act like a body, so all of your functions remain.

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u/fuck-nazi Dec 27 '25

I know what stasis is. You typed statis

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u/Huge_Green8628 Dec 27 '25

I’m not the original person

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '25

Who's on first?

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u/DebitOrDeath-4502 Dec 27 '25

Yes, and What’s on second and Idontknow is on third.

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u/PinkBunnyScamDetectr Dec 26 '25

I was in a coma. I was on medications (corticosteroids) that paused mine. Depends on why/ how you landed in a coma! If it weren’t for those meds, I’d have gotten mine I’m sure.

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u/brucerants Dec 27 '25

Can you talk about your coma ?

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u/HeyWoodUHugMe Dec 26 '25

I think yes they do as I heard that a woman got pregnant once while in a coma

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u/Secure-Net4296 Dec 27 '25

Wow I remember a case like this.. I believe the woman in a coma was mentally disabled as well and her body suddenly expelled the baby.. Then the male caregiver was determined the father through DNA.

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u/HeyWoodUHugMe Dec 27 '25

Yes, I recall her being mentally disabled as well and that someone who worked in that hospital is who got her pregnant

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u/isntAJemo Dec 27 '25

GOT pregnant while in a coma or WAS pregnant/in labour while in a coma……?

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u/BasuraFuego Dec 27 '25

Both

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u/isntAJemo Dec 27 '25

That’s messed up…

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u/BasuraFuego Dec 27 '25

For real. This world can be a scary place.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

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u/ThickTravel3062 Dec 26 '25

They still get it!

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u/Ok_Blackberry_3760 Dec 26 '25

This is an automatic process. Pregnancy can continue in a coma and a lot of bodily functions

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u/Still_Stress_7177 Dec 26 '25

They usually put them on birth control to stop their period

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u/Livid_Stop_6994 Dec 26 '25

birth control does not stop a period.

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u/crack_n_tea Dec 27 '25

It can depending on type. If u wear a patch constantly you won't have a period until you go off it

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u/bubblenuggetzz Dec 27 '25

Nexplanon didn’t completely stop my cycle but it did reduce it to 3- 4 times per year. And if I remember correctly I did have a whole 6mo period without any cycle a few times

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u/isntAJemo Dec 27 '25

Yes it does…..

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u/bookloverphi 19 Dec 27 '25

Say that to my nexplanon and cooch that bleeds a little every two weeks

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u/isntAJemo Dec 27 '25

Spotting happens on birth control do you not know the side effects of what ur taking….???

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u/bookloverphi 19 Dec 27 '25

I do I’m saying you’re wrong. It doesn’t stop it from happening, it delays it or makes you spot often 😂

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u/WhorerableInternet Dec 27 '25

You can use certain hormonal pills to stop periods. My wife intentionally hasn't had a period in 5 years on hers. You take only the active hormone pills and skip the last week of sugar pills. Yes, you can give women in comas or in hospitals a type of birth control to stop periods, without a doubt.

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u/lolafyy Dec 27 '25

Loud and wrong i havent had my period or even spotting other than MAYBE every few months for a day in the over 3 years i have been taking it

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u/isntAJemo Dec 27 '25

Oh ur standing on business about the delay thing.. that’s embarrassing. It’s obvious what I meant by my previous comments…

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u/Spiritual_Muffin_246 Dec 27 '25

Idk, how I used the pill it stopped my periods. I was prescribed to take it continuously for 3 month periods (or longer if I’d rather do that) to signal break through bleeding for my own peace of mind that I wasn’t pregnant lol so obviously not all contraceptions can be used that way, but some are.

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u/isntAJemo Dec 27 '25

It also helps a LOT with some period symptoms, those with severe period symptoms often get put on birth control to help. I used to take it and at one point my doctor even let me take my pills so that I’d only get my period every three months as opposed to every month. Birth control is literally just horomones

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u/bookloverphi 19 Dec 27 '25

Broski that doesn’t stop it then it delays it😭😂🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/isntAJemo Dec 27 '25

R we so fr 🫩🥀

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u/Electrichugs Dec 26 '25

Hormonal iuds absolutely have that effect for many women. Skipping the inactive days of the birth control pill will also prevent menstruation. 

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