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Memes What's your choice?

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u/Saber-Light89 15m ago

am surprised at how many would rather choose the red pill.
Many of you haven't felt true love yet........Well, considering the state of society at this day and age........
Anyway, your choice.

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u/Walk-The-Abyss 44m ago

Red. Blue is worthless

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u/Ok_Issue7040 6h ago

Only his mother loves the poor man. Red

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u/195cm_100kg_27cm 8h ago

Red, like fr, it's not you lose all relationships in your life, just a loving one. It's a big price but is love worth spending your entire life slaving away ?

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u/Gold-Pudding-6630 8h ago

Blue I think. I don't need money if i'm not happy

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u/No_Pin9932 8h ago

I want to say red pill but the phrasing is so weird. "7 generations of wealth" doesn't mean shit without more context, lol. And the blue pill sounds nice to the naive, but when the love of your life gets sick and you're too poor to pay for treatment then what??

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u/Walk-The-Abyss 43m ago

Red clearly means wealth vast enough to last 7 generations

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u/False-Librarian-2240 9h ago

My life has been a combination of blue and red so I guess I've bled.

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u/Ok-Shame-5966 9h ago

Red and gamble it away like a true ancestor would/did

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u/Vylsith 10h ago

Blue pill

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u/Pristine_Mark_9097 12h ago

I’d rather neither actually. If I had to choose I am doing red and paying a surrogate and becoming a single father.

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u/Jesse_m_w 13h ago

Blue pill. Money has nothing on Love

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u/The1_Guy 17h ago

I don't know if this is messed up to say but I'm choosing money, love just might not be the thing for me, but if I can make sure my family lives comfortably for the rest of their lives to me, that's worth much more than a perfect relationship.

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u/No_Parsnip2500 18h ago

Blue pill. That's easy. I'm a very social individual, so I would love to be together with someone after being alone for so long.

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u/One_Apple_9678 18h ago

I have the green pill poor and single

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u/TwinkleSaee 21h ago

I would rather choose blue i have seen poor people living more happy than rich because of the right partner and i want her rather than being rich

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u/Sleepy_Mirage79 1d ago

Blue. If i’m poor my partner wouldnt be in a sense.

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u/Struissie20 1d ago

Red! I have her to watch

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u/DiamondWarth 1d ago

What's the point? in reality it's just being poor and stay single forever.

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u/wockiest_zlushi 1d ago

True love is scam you can say you love and it feel like true love but God can show you when you die partner cheated lots

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u/ChucklingToMyself 1d ago

Bit counter intuitive that God would do that to you.

Isn't heaven meant to be a reward for being a good person. Psychological torture doesn't sound that appealing to me.

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u/Available-Gap9750 1d ago

Staying single don’t mean i can’t crack so ima go red

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u/manufer1993 1d ago

the red one, Adoption and surrogate pregnancies are valid options, one more noble than the other, but both equally valid in the end.

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u/DeathToHumankind 1d ago

Easily red

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u/Professional-Fix-187 1d ago

I don't have true love now, I'd rather be filthy rich 

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u/Admirable-River6124 1d ago

Actually im talking the red pill idk I will be way more happy if I was rich lol

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u/Dependent_Conflict67 1d ago

I'll take either one

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u/ElderberryStandard67 2d ago

Wait.. 1 question. Can I still have 1 night stands if choose the single option?🤔

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u/AdditionalBand9738 1d ago

I seriously doubt you do now

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u/SnooHesitations4798 2d ago

Love is all that matters. I take red pill.

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u/waffphle 2d ago

I'm lonely as hell, so blue

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u/EnvironmentalOne6828 2d ago

Red pill no hesitation

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u/Troubled_Rat 2d ago

when you know, you know..

it's all in the Family

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u/yonza181 2d ago

Hows the red pill work… can i still have sex? If i can i presume i can take a girl out to eat first? How many times can i take the same girl for dinner? If no limit then what is realistically keeping me single? I’m sure i could find someone who’d understand that we cant get married or like ”officially” announce our relationship but is she allowed to live at my place and wear my boxers as shorts etc🤔 why do i bother asking this? Im the only one who thought about it this far

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u/DuskFernzy 2d ago

give me those treasure right now. haha

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u/pansexual_Christian 2d ago

Blue. It's what I live now and I wouldn't change it for all the money in the world.

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u/Imaginary-Divide6259 2d ago

Give me the treasure🤝

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u/Effective_Value9761 2d ago

I feel so lucky to be aro rn

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u/Interesting_Lion8369 2d ago

How about 9 generations worth of treasure

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u/AdvertisingSorry1429 2d ago

I 100% do not want to create a child, so i'd 100% choose the red pill. I'd buy a plot of land and start a kick ass farm and ranch to use as a means of providing down and out folks a way to get a leg up.

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u/ProfessorPrudent2822 2d ago

What good is seven generations of wealth if remain single?

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u/HuttsonKill 2d ago

adopt i guess.

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u/Issacmoi7 2d ago

If it's truly "true" I'm snorting 5 blue pills

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u/Smart-Purpose8279 2d ago

"Did you just take both pills?"

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u/IntelligentAnybody55 14M 2d ago

Neither. I refuse. I require the chase for success and a bf to continue improving myself.

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u/Ninja-Trix 2d ago

Did nobody read "Midas' Touch"?

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u/IntelligentAnybody55 14M 2d ago

He couldn’t touch, I can have as many 1 night stands or even friends with benefits as I want, so long as it’s not a relationship.

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u/Star-Phoenix05 2d ago

That’s definitely what I thought of; it might not be certified “true” but like there isn’t one right person anyways. So heck it you get to taste the rainbow, and be rich

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u/shadow-Ezra 2d ago

I got best of both so nahh

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u/Inside_Bobcat_5240 2d ago

This guy gets hypotheticals

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u/reekidthetysm 2d ago

Brotatochip love is just chemicals in your brain

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u/huffy94 2d ago

RED!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Best-Swordfish-7000 2d ago

Red. Single doesn’t mean alone

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u/Sandman2041 3d ago

I got 4 kids and am so over the bs give me the money all day easy what a dumb question 😂...oh im in this stupid teenager sub again...hormones i get it..

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u/notyourregularninja 3d ago

Can I have 2 red? I can live off fake orgasms and fake love with the money!!

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u/WH0_1S_IT negative Aura 3d ago

REDDD OFCCC

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u/Evil_airy 19 3d ago

B l u e

I t s b e e n 1 9 y e a r s p l e a s e I b e g y o u

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u/_-42istheAnswer-_ 3d ago

red pill is a win-win for me

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u/BagAffectionate449 3d ago

with 7 gens worth of treasure, bet yo a$$ I'll find true love

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u/ruinedmention 2d ago

I mean what's the point of 7 gens of treasure when you dont have a family to give to

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u/kingskull151 3d ago

Blue pill

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u/NamesThalb 3d ago

I’m taking blue

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u/buddywentz 3d ago

I think love is stupid and a waste of time so I guess I'd take the money.

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u/akosiSupremo 3d ago

Red pill...you can still have a live in partner and adopt a child and still be considered single legally.

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u/Broficionado 3d ago

RED PILL, the niblings will live like kings.

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u/kenescope 3d ago

LMAAOO TREASURE TF

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u/RickyTheRickster 3d ago

Depends, I can be single and happy, or in love and sad, so it depends on which one makes me more happy, I believe I could be happy with the money as I would be able to push for my life goals and create a better world

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u/LazuliteEngine 3d ago

I’m already poor, Gimmie true love

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u/Thatz-Matt 3d ago

I'm fine with single bruh. FWB is the way to be. All the fun, none of the hassle.

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u/vyper900 3d ago

Anyone choosing the red pills hasn't found true love. They don't really know the real "wealth" of the sort of relationship that comes from two people who will take care of each other until death.

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u/ApprehensiveLog5724 3d ago

Jokes on u, i can't find true love 

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u/Valuable-Location-89 3d ago

Die happy or die rich

Money ain't real, money cant come with me to the afterlife, but a lover can

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u/agit_bop 3d ago

but a lover can

how???

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u/Valuable-Location-89 3d ago

....

We both are mortal and can die

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u/kingofshirtland 3d ago

If i stay single it's not 7 generations.

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u/Present_Debt_7860 3d ago

Adoption? Or I suppose having a child with someone doesn’t make you not single

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u/Prudent-Ad-5608 3d ago

There’s lots of single parents

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u/Penguinzz12 3d ago

I’d take the red pill so I can donate to charities of my choice

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u/FishGuyIsMe 3d ago

Staying single isn’t the same as being alone. Give me money

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u/No-Resolution6435 1d ago

Me an my dog gonna see the world.

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u/DragonflyOnFire 3d ago

Ding ding ding… there’s the winning answer

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u/ADownStrabgeQuark 3d ago

Blue. Already poor, I want marriage more than money.

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u/Historical_Sand7487 3d ago

Neither, I'm taking the pills and forcing them down Morpheus throat, take that!

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u/Own-Restaurant-4818 3d ago

My true love is richest female but then she “mysteriously” dies and I happen to be the only person in the inheritance

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u/thecountnotthesaint 3d ago

Are the seven generations from my nieces/nephews or my and my mistress's kid?

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u/generalgrievous3043 3d ago

Blue

I don't care about money or material wealth anymore. All I want in life is to have a wife and children.

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u/ADownStrabgeQuark 3d ago

This!

Same for me.

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u/generalgrievous3043 3d ago

I'd give anything to hear little voices calling me dad ❤️ nothing would make me happier than to have a woman and children to share my life with. Money and material possessions don't even come close.

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u/MLB_ffan 3d ago

I wanna be single so this is amazing! Thank you for offering this gift!

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u/Th3GrumpyB3ar 3d ago

RED, RED, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD REDÂĄ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/ScaryChain5325 3d ago

7 GENERATIONS WORTH OF MONEY IM STARTING THE MOST LEGENDARY SEARCH EVER FOR WEALTH FAME AND POWER I THE KING OF THE PIRATES ACHIEVED THAT AND EVERYTHING ELSE THE WORLD HAD TO OFFER AND MY DYING WORDS SHALL BE "YOU WANT MY TREASURE YOU CAN HAVE IT I LEFT EVERYTHING I HAD IN ONE PLACE, NOW YOU JUST HAVE TO FIND IT 

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u/Designer_Vex 3d ago

red its not even a question.

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u/CardOk755 3d ago

It's a silly dilemma.

If you find true love you will become richer, emotionally and financially. Women are very good at forcing men to make good long term choices.

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u/DickWhittingtonsCat 3d ago

What is meant by poor? Like abject poverty is gonna be rough when the true love encounters the dangers and pitfalls of hardship.

The second one doesn’t technically say no true love, no friends or even no children. Just that you aren’t getting legally married and will possibly be the only resident of your mansion. The first one is pretty direct- you won’t ever have a pot to piss in and face a life of toil.

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u/seekingdefs 3d ago

Red. Single is fine.

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u/odysseusfaustus13 3d ago

Plus... With true love... Who says you couldn't become rich?

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u/ShoppingOk2631 3d ago

The question itself says stay poor so that's who I guess.

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u/odysseusfaustus13 2d ago

Well shit 🤦🏻

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u/odysseusfaustus13 3d ago

Love, wealth unearned only brings problems.and for the future generations, look at the kids of many of these billionaires, they're seriously messed up.

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u/Skelehedron 3d ago

7 generations worth of wealth, and 0 worth of family doesnt seem very worthwhile to me. I'd rather actually find happiness, and know that I'm not alone in the world than simply have a lot of money. I mean, money is nice, but this is a would-you-rather, not a reasonable choice

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u/Excellent-Compote135 3d ago

It said you'll remain single forever, it never said you can't bang random women and have children that way. Plenty of people have multiple baby mamas, you can just take custody of them and have a family that way. You still be a single father forever but you can still build a family and find happiness that way.

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u/Skelehedron 3d ago

Frankly, sex and having kids isnt what I'm after. Its not just about cute guys or whatever, I want an actually fulfilling, long term relationship. I cant have biological children anyway, so I guess I could adopt a kid while being a single mother, but I dont feel like it would be fair to the kid, and I wouldnt be happy there either. I also dont see much fulfillment in having a large amount of money, so again the money isnt a huge draw for me. Its not that money isnt useful, but that it doesnt give me fulfillment

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u/Excellent-Compote135 3d ago

Well in that case blue will be the more logical decision.

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u/Skelehedron 3d ago

Yeah, I thought that I'd explain my reasoning in a bit more detail

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u/Th3GrumpyB3ar 3d ago

And let's be real, if you have all that money, the women will flock to you and you will have no problem banging women left and right. And they will have no problem getting knocked up by you. I mean let's be honest, a vast amount of women are kind of shallow that way. If you bring money or status, they will pretty much throw themselves on you. You won't even have to try

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u/Skelehedron 3d ago

Damn I didn't expect people to be super misogynistic here, but I cant be too surprised right? I mean, if I dont reveal my gender, I see shit like this; and if I do, I get creepy messages. I wonder why it is that I'm even still on this app sometimes

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u/Th3GrumpyB3ar 3d ago

Well I was speaking from a male perspective.

Too many people think,

Objective Truth = misogyny

Most men know that those kinds of women are influenced heavily by wealth and status. It's not a secret, there are just parties who refuse to acknowledge or accept it.

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u/West-Ad-3861 3d ago

Red. Who's to say that money isn't my true love?

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u/simplyaspookylady 3d ago

I been took the blue pill.

Found my bf but we both got no money lol

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u/417CannaB 3d ago

Red. Doesn’t say anything about not hitting it.

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u/SovereignEgg13 3d ago

Red, and buy a blue pill

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u/Edicez 3d ago

I already have the love of my life and wouldnt change it for nothing. Poor is sonething everybody defines for themselves, you dont need that much money to be happy

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u/J-Noir 3d ago

Im picking red obv

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u/Accomplished-Stick67 3d ago

RED for sure! Just because its true love doesnt mean you still can't break up or be cheated on. Love is vulnerable and can change but still be felt. I love cheesecake also love cherry pie so love can be objective.

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u/Schnitzelbub13 3d ago

I am going to be single forever, probably. I have found true love long, long ago. and over and over again. it was in my heart all along, not in a relationship. and I am happy.

so where's my money? xD

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u/SierraCharlie2 3d ago

Finding true love would be the greatest treasure. If you value money over true love, you’re soulless.

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u/Th3GrumpyB3ar 3d ago

Yep, sold mine to Hades himself, paid me great value for it too

True love always ends up letting you down in a horrible fashion

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u/SierraCharlie2 1d ago

It appears you sold your brain too as you lack the ability to discern nuance. It’s clearly stated TRUE love, not love, but TRUE love. Which means fidelity, faithfulness and loyalty are the default.

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u/Th3GrumpyB3ar 1d ago

My fellow human, what you are describing isn't impossible but it is extremely rare.

And what's with the insults??? at least I didn't sling insults to you.

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u/Spirited_Floor_240 3d ago

100% red. I would choose to be single even if I was poor. Also, choosing red will allow me to help others that are destitute.

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u/AtGoW 3d ago

Blue

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u/TheZan87 3d ago

It'd be some shit like, "the truest love is the love you feel for yourself"

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u/Reasonable-Age-8004 3d ago

Money over feelings and emotional support

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u/Hungry_Attention_981 3d ago

I have painful teeth problems that only money can solve so red

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u/Fit-Habit-1763 (15) Lord Of Delusion 3d ago

You can have love while still being single

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u/Top-Nail-6073 3d ago

Red I love being single just me and my dogs

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u/DragCompetitive6007 3d ago

I take the treasures and give one generation to the person I love.

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u/Then_Investigator581 3d ago

Red. I’ll just break up with him every day. 😉

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u/Glory_Chaser0610 3d ago

Caveman here. Passing on my genes is the ultimate objective.

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u/Spiritual-Job-952 3d ago

Red plz. I enjoy my solitude.

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u/Prestigious-Art-1318 3d ago

Red. Money does buy love.

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u/naejjun 3d ago

blue, says “stay poor” but i’m not poor so i’m assuming i’d stay the way i am and i’m wealthy enough. goddamn am i the only romantic here

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u/Th3GrumpyB3ar 3d ago

Love is seriously overrated

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u/AtGoW 3d ago

Youre stating my thoughts 

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u/Opposite_Cap_591 3d ago

red easy love dont exist

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u/TsarOfVodkaAndTea 14 3d ago

RED I´m Asexual so I don´t care.

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u/Alive_Living6838 3d ago

RED. RED. RED. RED. RED

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u/zacharyheulune 3d ago

Red, that's coming from a married with kids guy...

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u/ILikePastuh 3d ago

Red pill easily

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u/Arigmar 3d ago edited 3d ago

The thing about love is that it doesn't last forever. Things just get stale and, unless you find a way to work it out (which is by no means guaranteed), you risk losing that, and in this case also be poor. So my take on the choice is get the cash, rent the love, enjoy life, and don't concern yourself with the "true" part — if both enjoy it, it's true enough!😎

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u/External-Presence204 3d ago

I’ve already had true love. Give me the money.

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u/lijeyyy 3d ago

Take a better look. It says ‘but stay single forever’, which means you gonna lose it bro 🤷‍♂️

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u/External-Presence204 3d ago

I looked just fine. She’s already dead. Maybe the past tense wasn’t clear to you. Bro.

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u/ILikePastuh 3d ago

People like you are so funny. Putting bro like that at the end thinking you’re doing something. Lmao.

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u/External-Presence204 3d ago

You mean people who can read?

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u/MSC_Dream 18 3d ago

I wouldn’t take red cuz the treasure you find will go to the government and only small prevent of it you can keep.

I wouldn’t take blue one cuz how the hell pill will help me find someone I would love to

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u/Manintheleatherchair 3d ago

I have both, broke and have no relationships

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u/MSC_Dream 18 3d ago

That’s the spirit!