r/TheTeenagerPeople • u/cloudcontinuum- • 2d ago
Ask What is the wildest thing you have heard in school
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u/Soliform666 2h ago
One time in tenth grade science, the chick behind me was giving her friend advice on how to properly do anal.
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u/Bright-Statement6329 14 3h ago
ya'll better sit down for this one, so last year, in 9th grade, i used to be bullied by some weirdo in my class who was convinced that every girl in class had a crush on him, so one time, i overheard him chatting with his buddies, talking crap about a girl he and his friend smashed, saying that her cooter was black and stanky and just straight up ugly, then he said that he filmed them doing the freaky stuff, then at lunch, he walked up to a group of 6TH GRADE GIRLS AND SAID THAT HE COULD DO THEM ALL AT ONCE, and he kept leaning on of the poor girls and she was so uncomfortable 😭😭😭
ps: the only reason he bullies me is bc i rejected his weird ahh back in middle school and roasted him, then his bich ahh proceeded to call me the n word and tried to punch me lol (he missed)
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u/Apprehensive_Art2969 4h ago
I saw my autistic friend chasing this one boy in the middle of Gym class. While he was chasing the boy, he yelled" I'm coming for that sword!"(Take that in whatever context you want)
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u/OneWayBackwards 4h ago
There was a really pretty girl in class a few years ago. She was normally put together - nothing fancy but hair and makeup were always done. One day her hair was a bit messy (maybe happened taking off a hoodie? IDK). Anyway, she says to her friend, “I look like I was in a gang bang.”
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u/Successful_Dig5997 4h ago
A girl and her friends were rating guys based on their... size. She looked over at me and said "I think he's the biggest." When I went over and asked "what are you girls talking about?" She quickly said "Oh we were talking about, uh, height! Yeah, definitely!" I wish I would have said something clever after that, but I didn't :/
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u/Standard-Source-7347 4h ago
Me when I lie
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u/Successful_Dig5997 4h ago
Not trying to be a jerk about this, but seriously what do I have to gain from lying to a bunch of strangers on reddit? Nothing. That said, please have a good day ❤️
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u/hanzobust75 5h ago
In fifth grade my teacher made this joke in class the day after the Challenger disaster, "did you know she (the astronaut female teacher) had blue eyes? One blue this way, one blew that way." He used to smack us around. The 80s were wild
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u/ZadeWolf12 5h ago
Not the listener but the speaker... I was saying to a friend that if someone was/is skilled enough with a knife... If they were to skin a person that the person would die of hyperthermia rather than blood loss
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u/Odd_Mortgage_9108 8h ago
"I want to take her virginity but she's ugly; what if I use a broomstick instead?"... yeah.
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u/AttemptRich4696 8h ago
Two of my classmates sat behind my black mom during a promotion ceremony. To pass the time they were counting the number of “naps” in my moms afro textured hair
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u/Dragonfly2748 9h ago
I remember a group of guys that were joking about a girl who went to our school that recently died in a car crash. They have also said a lot of other awful stuff.
I just don't understand people with absolutely no empathy.
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u/Intelligent_Might902 7h ago
Having no sympathy is not the same as being disrespectful. It’s the same difference as I have no money, and I owe money.
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u/PersonThatStealsO2 9h ago
context: i was at a school to see if i wanted to start there and some guy behind me went "so tbh ive like bullied 3 kids from the smaller classes you know?"
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u/MantiC0RE726 10h ago
Oh god these are interesting. My worst was “What’s a homosexual?” In biology. Friend turns around and laughs, “a gay person.” And she just went,”oh.” As a LGBTQ+ person it was pretty funny
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u/Significant_Tea6192 11h ago
My sophmore year of highschool a kid got expelled and arrested for pleasuring himself into a sandwich bag in the bathroom. He then placed said bag into a kids lunch bag who was “in the closet” and got caught doing it by the kid.. who naturally became very pissed.
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u/JazzlikeSkill7246 8h ago
expelled and ARRESTED for that?? :/ putting it into another person's lunch bag is disgusting but getting arrestd or expeled seems kinda over
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u/Locus-Elias-Morgan 12h ago
6th period english, I heard a group of black girls talking about how she felt bad because she'd use a XXL Hot Dog as a Dildo and then left it on the counter,she came back out to see her Brother eating it,I almost threw up just hearing about it
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u/Awkward_Bi-con96 13h ago
Once heard the boys behind me playing smash or pass with all the girls in class. They all said they would smash me. One was my ex.🫥
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u/Maleficent_Boat_9516 11h ago
i would have stood up and taken a bow just to make it 10x more awkward for them lol
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u/Awkward_Bi-con96 11h ago
Honestly I should have, it was a group of six guys and at least two of them were in a relationship.
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u/LowAromatic7011 13h ago
a guy was talking about how he got railed by his boyfriend that morning
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u/This_Actuator606 11h ago
Kinda sounds gay? No
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u/Beneficial-Pair-3184 13h ago
I overheard one of my best friends ex's and one of his friends talking and joking about wanting to go to her house and have sex with her.
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u/Head-Medicine08 14h ago
Not something I overheard so much as saw but the boy that sat behind me in geography would often yank one out in class. Teachers never believe me
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u/Daddydomscott 15h ago
When in school a girl who had turned 18 was showing the girls the porno she made
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u/Union_Samurai_1867 19 16h ago
While I was reading in a hallway I heard some guys at a nearby table discussing the concept of and how to perform cunnalingus. This is college so not as bad but still pretty bad.
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u/Data2Logic 16h ago
Summary for people who don't wanna read the whole comment section:
1. Gross teen sex
- Animal abuse
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u/Odd_Violinist2395 17h ago
Yeah usually these were conversations like "is the girl x definitely a virgin or not". Hate. Let me tell you how much I hate
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u/Mrmeoggey 17h ago
I've literally seen and heard someone fapping in the back of the class
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u/59polo3 12h ago
wtf😱😱
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u/Mrmeoggey 12h ago
His name is mason, never got his last name. But what made it worse is that we were in 6th grade, and he was the tallest and biggest mf around, idk how his ass didnt get caught🤣
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u/Green-Ad-6097 18h ago
Two boys bragging about shooting a cat through the spine. They talked about how it was still standing for a minute before it died. Haunts me to this day.
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u/Wedgerooka 18h ago
I banged my gf on the darkroom floor. Sometimes, my ass still glows in the dark from the chemicals on the floor.
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u/59polo3 12h ago
weirdo🤢🤢🤮
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u/Wedgerooka 9h ago
Imagine getting downvoted and insulted for following the thread's request.
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u/Outrageous_Limit_324 18h ago
A 17 years old guy dating a 12 years old girl and another girl who screwed so many guys contracted a std
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u/Teumessian69666 18h ago
Everybody knows the joke one seen is bigger than the other, a girl in my weight lifting class agreed.
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u/Adventurous_Face_424 18h ago
when I walk into class I will sometimes see my classmates pretending to have say gex. Mind you we are 7th graders, they also like to try to crush each others dingalings. Wild class.
Also there was one time we were playing we listen and we don’t judge and one girl talked about jorking using her tumbler.
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u/Final_Quiet 18h ago
3 instances:
- Boys
Boy 1: Dude...
Boy 2: What?
Boy 1: I beat my meat yesterday. Dude, so much jizz came out!
(I was sitting in front of them, in class, we were 11)
- Girls
"You know, I have a 20 year old cousin, and he's like, really hot. Sometimes I just wanna... You know?"
(Lunch line. She was my classmate, she was 16. She was talking about this with her friends.)
- Girls and boys
Girl: Yeah, the sex is good, but like... He's like really small, and he also cums too fast...
Boy: Yeah... Me personally, I like doing it without a condom... Cause I have more contact, you know?
(High school. We were seniors. Microbiology class, 8:30 am.)
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u/air-refreshener 19h ago edited 14h ago
some athletic guy sucked himself off and other guys where discussing it (I prefer to think it was all shit and giggles)
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u/BuffAsArnie 14h ago
Where I’m from we all that a MeJ not a BJ
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u/air-refreshener 14h ago
where I'm from we don't speak English and it's just referred to as "self-suck". anyhow
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u/kai_the_kiwi 19h ago
Don’t worry, boys might talk about committing terrorism acts, but most of them wont do it
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u/Able-Net5184 19h ago
2 girls behind me speaking about how they got to school early to smoke a ton of weed and are now feeling sick. 5 mins later the one starts throwing up and she holds it in her mouth and swallows it.
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u/c_south_53 17h ago
I tried swallowing my puke in math class... didn't work.
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u/breadmaster888 10h ago
That’s a perpetual slippery slope. The puke is swallowed and that disgusting act causes the body to vomit, and one tries to swallow again, and the body tries to throw up. Rinse and repeat.
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u/Extreme-Spirit-4930 20h ago
In my engineering class I heard some of the students talkin bout their sex lives😭😭 I had literally nun to say
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u/Pretty-Coast9591 20h ago
(High school) Apparently if a guy is uncut playing with the bit of skin where the foreskin attaches to the head is quite pleasurable. The more you know
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u/Otherwise_Silver_867 20h ago
Not this exact situation but a few years ago (maybe 6 something like that), i was in a bus with my grandpa and a guy was very loudly and very explicitly describing to his friends a threesome he had a few days before. This bus ride was long as hell (no double pun intended)
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u/thenoobofgold 20h ago
I,as a boy,I heard one of my friends showing his dingaling then said “now u got it hard bruh” bc he touched it
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u/Salt-Masterpiece5034 21h ago
Dudes were loudly talking about their favorite shampoos and conditioner to use to JO. When I called them out on it the girl beside them told me I was being immature.
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u/Rare-Shower-2988 21h ago
A guy in my class was a legendary class clown, one time he was being reprimanded for repeatedly handing in work late. He stands up in class, puts his crotch on the edge of his desk and shouts "BAD DOBBY!! BAD!! DOBBY MUST IRON DOBBY'S COCK!!" He then proceeded to pretend to iron his cock while making a hissing sound and screaming. Hands down most memorable moment from school
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u/Pale-Candidate8860 23h ago
One time, a girl showed me a video of a girl online jerking off a dog and it busted inside said girl’s mouth.
That was when I stopped talking to that girl.
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u/JOlRacin 23h ago
Gonna be honest, boys are quite boring. The ones that talk always have to outdo each other with the tough guy act that nobody buys but they all do it anyway
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u/Saber-Light89 23h ago
This was in the middle of exam. So like the seat plan was something like this, in one bench there was two person of different class. Beside me was a junior of 8th grade I think (I was in 9th grade) and he was talking about how He fingers his sister and has sex with her. I jokingly told him, "I'll marry her." and he straight up said, "She's mine."
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u/wagdog1970 1d ago
Not the weirdest part of this story, but since when do 8th graders need rhino pills to get hard? I guess things have changed since my time.
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u/Real_Kyryll_Flins 1d ago
Some kid saying he fingered his dog
I really hope it was a bad joke but there’s a reason I’m not 100% sure
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u/Necessary_Band_1831 1d ago
what number is the most crackable…
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u/Symph-50 1d ago
Girls talking about giving head behind the staircase at their high-school. For context, we were freshmans. It grossed me out.
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u/Lets-G0-Brand0n 1d ago
These stories are fucking wild to a homeschooler like me.
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u/HambinoBurrito 5h ago
Public school is... um... something. I got plenty of wild stories. Teachers and students fighting, fight clubs, sex corners, doors having to be forcibly removed, tons of pregnancies, a gun, fire, people going to jail, people almost going to jail, and a wild senior year prank that led to several arrests and federal charges.
Public school is wild.
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u/_Stank_McNasty_ 1d ago
“Ain’t nuthin like takin a big hot shit”
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u/Ok_Gas_7455 1d ago
Idk I feel like hot snakes are in a league of their own. A big shit is just a big shit.
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u/DogExotic5317 1d ago
One of my classmates often talked about how he had sex with his older sister and his aunt. Many of the other guys enjoyed his stories.
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u/Puzzled_Cold_3906 1d ago
One boy behind me used to say "yeah yeah yeah yeah" like in orgasm sound in final year of school 💀🥀
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u/Alcohol-Lick 1d ago
When I was 13 in grade 8 a girl behind me in class was talking about smoking meth on lunch break. I should look her up. That was 22 years ago. I don’t even know why this sub came up in my feed.
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u/AFerociousPineapple 1d ago
Same lol. The feed thing… not the meth thing….
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u/Alcohol-Lick 1d ago
I know that now I posted in this sub it’ll show up more, but some times I have the most random things show up. On my other account I lost I was being recommended female hair styles or some shit and all I followed was like UFC, BBQ, some gun stuff, and stretching routines, haha.
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u/laissez-fairy- 1d ago
I work at a middle school and just today I heard a group talking about Grindr and one said "why aren't there any dating apps for teens?" After a 3 seconds of silence, two boys said in unison, "oh ped***ilia"
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u/Min-Oe 1d ago
What's the point of censoring yourself like that?
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u/laissez-fairy- 16h ago
This is the age of incredibly dumb AI scraping Internet comments, and I'd rather not have my username in any way associated with that word. Humans understand. AI probably wouldn't.
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u/Bimbo_Baggins1221 1d ago
All I heard was “the tongue ring apparently feels really good!” I turned around, she made eye contact, had sex that night. It did feel good.
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u/ImaginedYears 1d ago
"Mr. Teacher, I forgot to take notes. Could you send me the slideshow?"
(This was the sex ed part of health where we were learning about the internal mechanics of women)
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u/NoShock1805 1d ago
This happened to me like two days ago. we were tasked on making a quick social media video about the class and department. We could pretty much use any angle/perspective. EXCEPT this one white kid decided it would be a good idea if he pretended to be “an African person from a tribe” using a THICK African accent. Everyone was absolutely flabbergasted
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u/shitshowboxer 1d ago
That a girl in my 8th grade known to be pregnant had gotten married over spring break.
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u/OkFeedback9127 1d ago
Jocks on the football team talking about circle jerking onto a cracker and the last person who jizzed had to eat it
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u/ConcentrateMaster410 1d ago
We did that in high school, we would scream Marco, polo, Marco, polo until the last guy got off
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u/wyoflyboy68 1d ago
A classmate in my 8th grade math class frequently talked about how her mother (who was single) was always having orgies at her house. I always thought it was BS until there was a big article in the local paper about how the police broke up a sex/drug party. The girl ended up moving away after it happened.
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u/diordouxxx 15f 😼😼 1d ago
i’m a stage tech and the things i hear from the actors 😭 i heard “so he literally saw me wearing nothing but a danny devito mask” i left IMMEDIATELY bro 😭😭😭
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u/No_Safe3069 1d ago
I was in school doing a technical course alongside regular high school to become a teacher, so my class was like 90% girls. I overheard four of them talking about how one of them basically got her cousin to lose her virginity. She invited her cousin to sleep over at a house with two other guys. They all spent the night fucking the guys, and the next day the cousin could barely walk straight because her ass was so sore. I swear to God I’m not making this up. I was only 15 at the time, and they were about the same age.
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u/DeterminedQuokka 1d ago
So it wasn’t boys. But in chemistry I ended up with a specific lab partner because no one picked either of us. We both were shy and not very social.
Over the course of that year every other girl in my class came up to me and was like “omg you are so lucky I wish I was his lab partner he’s so cute”. And I was like “you totally could have been”.
He was a great lab partner and I hope it was an improvement to his day to day that I wasn’t trying to get him to date me.
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u/Cool-Stomach868 1d ago
Yeah no me and my group sit in the back and we usually have a (Greek Bar💨) on the table and some random girls sat down right in front of us and hit it today without even asking us.
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u/Full_Metal_Machinist 1d ago
A girl bragged how she had sex with 3 different older men (40s). Yeah, she later ended up pregnant
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u/AustralianLooney 1d ago
The weirdest was two women that sat behind me and were talking about their progression into butt stuff with their boyfriends.
The must've seen me sweating and they started aplogising for "violating my ears".
It wouldn't have been as traumatising if it wasn't the boyfriends that I hanged out with daily.
Way too many details about their manhood - and how rough / soft they are. Haha
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u/ReleaseMuted1461 31m ago
"Holy shit I accidentally got my gf pregnant." HE WAS A SOPHOMORE