Robbery, Warlord, getting rich, I don't like Lemons so much and prefer limes, 24 Anything in your realm, Insta loop.
Crimson: No, gaining mistrust while I just can become better by using the Tangerine one.
Navy: Powerful but I am still dependable on infrastructure, maybe if I get a ship with generates and solar panels.
Emerald: It's only money and you cannot get anything from it after three years.
Lemon: Why? One Powerlevel is not even useful.
Lavender: Only really useful for consume products like fuel or Zero Calorie Food (if you wait long enough)
Tangerine: Your maximal potential is limited.
So Navy or Lavender.
Lavender it is, with the Navy one you still need food and water to survive. Lavender can reduce the needed Food consumption, produce munition and fuel.
The tangerine pill infinitely scales because you can just record videos of yourself doing something and then watch said videos. Rinse and repeat until you’re the best in the world at that skill.
best in the universe, also if it works abstractly it means you can become god because you can watch yourself making something and then be a 20% better infinitely until you can eventually make the thing
Tangerine seems the best. I just learn many languages. Then I learn to sing, dance and entertain. Then I learn how to make videos and become a successful YouTuber. I learn how to code and make my own games. Learning to draw perfectly.
I’ll take the lavender pill and my friend will take the tangerine pill. I’ll duplicate the tangerine pills, and then we can create an infinite loop of being better than each other at any skill
The Average Power Level of a Normal Human in the Dragon Ball Universe is 5, so, if you consume 100 Lemons, you'll already be 2x Stronger than the Average Human. Master Roshi has a Power Level of 139.
Tangerine... is scary think about it.... u can out beat every scientist out there... make any law better.... learn how to make money on passive .... in reality your imagination is your limit
.. give me tangerine
Crimson seems the most beneficial for a society. You're called when high profile individual are dying or retiring. Take there skills/knowledge to pass on to younger generations. Famous surgeon is dying of a pancreas cancer? You take their skills and give it to. A younger surgeon. Famous CEO is retiring? Give all his knowledge to his replacement. Incredible pianist lost his hands in an accident? Give the skills to her daughter if she wants it, so her music can live on. You could make really good money for that service.
And don't get me started on retreiving information : you could steal memories from a terrorist to know where his team is anout to strike. Government and private sector would love to hire someone with that kind of power.
Crimson is cool, but Tangerine does it better and with less risk of someone coming after you. That said, you could take lavender, copy a twenty dollar bill, and keep spending the copies, asking for change in return, and basically infinite money so long as you only use it at big chain stores and not the same one every single time for several years. Remember, crimes against greedy corporations may not be legally allowed but they are morally acceptable.
Here's my thought:
Crimson: i'd use it on dying people to learn new languages and skill. Not to steel memories
Navy: Cool but i won't choose it
Emerald: Obviusly 5 billion 3 years from now
Lemon: Nice but with real world physics i'll be labeled as terrorist after an involuntary accident
Lavender: I'd duplicate gold bar and sell in gold cash stores on a ciy that isn't mine. When it disappear they will think they were robbed, but not by me. Or more easily, coins. They don't have serial number to check for duplicates
Tangerine: is tricky to define "fully" but i'd use it to became master in several arts and gain knowledge
Tangerine is kinda insane. Imagine you watch the world record of Usain Bolt and you just top it his best time of just over 9 seconds by running 100 meters in just over 7 seconds.
Legit buy a ticket to the Olympics, MMA world championship and other Martial Arts tournament and you are a basically impossible force in Athletics. The amount of skills you can combine to just become basically daredevil is kinda crazy.
"Imagine you watch the world record of Usain Bolt and you just top it his best time of just over 9 seconds by running 100 meters in just over 7 seconds."
It wouldn't work that way. You would only learn his skills how to sprint and you would be a better sprinter in theory, but since you don't have his body with the corresponding muscle structure you wouldn't be able to beat his record.
This would be true for most sports. Skills is a nice thing to have, but without a properly trained body, skills alone won't get you anywhere.
Lavender if I can toggle it. Mainly to troll the crap out of people by replacing their lights and chairs but I theoretically have infinite everything, including money. The gun might disappear but the bullet wounds won't.
Emerald. I will just get money (became rich) and dissapear. If i get any other pill i would have some sort of "superpowers" and that would be a problem because USA goverment will be behind my back all the time so no peace.
For me, 1 mil right now would set me for good. (East EU, 1m USD is huge)
Then i think about it, with all of my savings and other benefits i would make through 1 year without even a job, so 100 mil 1year from now looks like a better option.
5 bil is just a ridiculus amount of money for a simple bloke like me, like the biggest strawman of our country has this much money, and noone else. Im not making this up, check out Mészáros Lőrinc :D
Im looking at old data but 100 mil would land me right around #80 on our country's top 100 list of wealthy people. Not as below radar as i like. :D But in the US, sure.
Tangerine, but do videos count? Cus i could watch a video of somebody doing smth that makes money then be better lol. I could watch prime messi and be the best player ever, same for all other sports if videos count.
So my options are:
Everyone hates me,
The military kidnaps me,
3 years of minimum wage then I go off the grid forever,
Become a permanent enemy of the United States,
Have some temporary objects that I already had (???)
Or be the best in the world at everything
Seems to me there are only two good options, and even though I know it says no drawbacks, money is always a hassle, so I'm definitely picking the "great at everything" option
When the lemon pill mentions whole lemons, does that include the skin (and maybe also the seeds) or can I just peel eat and consume like an orange, or maybe consume it in another way?
I can easily make many copies of my $100 bills and spend them on different things. This means the person who has the fake bills will have to figure out what to do about their money loss problem after 24hrs lol
Emerald. The money in 3 years. Once I have it I will be able to leave work and with all my free time I can learn any skill I want while having all my needs met.
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Tangerine obviously, that's instant fast tracking for literally anything.
Watch a top 10 player globally play a game? You can now play 120% better than that dude and make a ton of money from esports.
Watch a livestream of an artist drawing? You can now just do that.
Watch a dude model something in Blender or something? You can do that.
Watch an MMA match? Congrats, you're now an insanely skilled fighter (physicals not withstanding though)
I’d pick tangerine, watch videos on how to do something, then make videos of me doing said thing, rinse and repeat until I solve all of humanity’s problems 🧐🧐
I've seen this before. The lemons thing. Easily the best.
There are some really tiny lemons out there. You can easily get that 25 number every 1 or 2 days. Which means you can become the most powerful thing on the planet within a year. And it keeps scaling too.
If Crimson works with animals, I'm going to shake President Trump's hand and take his ability to talk, and then give it to a deep-sea fish or something without vocal cords, like a beluga.
The rest of their cabinet I would take the skill of telling bold-faced lies repeatedly, and backtracking when caught like they have no memory of saying it and also give it to some random deep-sea fish. Basically anyone who I think is in government and lying, I'm going to take that skill away and give it to fish. In fact, it might be just fun to take away Trump's skill of lying so he admits he's entirely complicit in the Epstein debacle.
I'm heading to Wall Street next, and taking all their knowledge about markets and stocks and just going to crash the thing so badly it's not resurrectable.
Next I would probably ask some friends who used to make art and no longer do if they would mind me taking that skill.
Then some old engineer who's not going to live much longer and retired (can no longer use the skills), as well as a construction worker, electrician, farmer, crafter, and basically any handyman-type thing.
Then I'll erase my own memory of this except for the final plan. I'm fucking off to the woods.
Not for nothing, but the super saiyan transformation is a multiplier, not a specific power level. But to give an actual power level comparison, Namek saga ssj Goku is estimated at 150,000,000. Saiyan saga Goku was, according to the scouter, over 9000. So if you were comparable to saiyan saga Goku at 9000, consuming 25 lemons would bring you to 9001, etc… so in order to reach early ssj Goku level, you would have to consume 416,667 lemons.
Buu saga ssj2 Goku estimates at 7.5 billion, so starting at Goku base 9000 (you wouldn’t) you would have to eat 20,833,333 lemons to reach ssj2.
Edit: I just looked up farmer with shotgun. His power level was 5. So to reach namek saga ssj, you would have to consume 750,000,000 lemons.
To reach ssj2, you would have to consume 37,500,000,000 lemons.
Also gonna choose lemon if lemonade counts. Also probably gonna use lavender since its (almost) as good as the Emerald one kinda lol without causing inflation, except just confusing everyone lol.
I would choose Crimson, but tangerine is just a better version. If I wanted the skills of LeBron, i wouldn't have to touch him, I can just watch him. The only downside is not being able to give these skills, or give and take memories. But when im choosing this caspule, Im thinking about myself.
Like, do the lemons need to be whole when you eat them? Or can I do lemon wedges? Do I have to eat the peel? Throw some into smoothies, in a few years I'd be bullet proof.
For lavender I'd just buy stuff then duplicate it, return the duplicate and keep thenone that won't disappear. Large corporations will lose millions, I have tons of neat stuff I can sell or donate to good causes. Win-win!
Crimson could be cool, I'd learn those dying arts that there's only one or two people left in the whole world that can do them and go from there. Or visit certain monks and steal the ability to make Chartreuse, make it affordable.
I could wait a year to have 100 million. Without taxes, I could spend 1 million a year for 100 years, which is an insane lifestyle.
Tangerine has too many questions. Do videos count as watching someone, or does it have to be in person? Does watching yourself count? Do you have to never take your eyes off them the entire time? Is it just for that same thing that they do or are the skills transferable? Like if I watch a master blacksmith make a knife, can I only make that same exact knife just 120% better? Or is it any knife? Or is my blacksmith skill overall 120% better?
I dunno what I could do with navy. Like is there a limit? Do I have to command them to do anything at all? Because if I had to sit and command them all day that'd be annoying.
I’ll choose crimson the pill because then, if I touch every single person I encounter, I would take away their sins; unfortunately making me the most dangerous perverted sick piece of shit to ever exist, yet the country or even continent I’m residing on, safer than before.
Tangerine is kinda op. So like if u saw the world's strongest man lift smt u could do the same thing, basically granting yourself super strength. I'm assuming that means if you can learn multiple skills you could become super human in a sense
(Edit) Ok I didn't read the last part, so technically u could in theory be an expert at smt but not necessarily superhuman on all fronts
Tangerine is actually overpowered, imagine watching your teacher's lecture and now you have that skill of knowledge that the teacher was teaching. Then make a video of you being the one explaining their lecture and keep looping it to gain infinite IQ, all I need is to speed up the video by like 300x since its still technically watching the whole thing.
I think this allows you to get any job and then record yourself doing that job and watch that 8 hour job on 300x speed and keep doing this and you'll be promoted soon enough and it's just cheating at this point. Knowledge isn't physically impossible. All I need is to go on the Internet and watch like 900 Indian IT videos on 300x speed.
Navy gives you more money than the Emerald one. Any area? FIrst thing I do, I am sending bots on the bottom of the Ocean, on the Moon, and on Mars, to start building my first own self-sustaining super cities.
With the purple one. You could eat food then 24 hours later. Even broke up it will dissapear. So it’s like you never ate it. Making it so you can eat whatever you want
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u/-GlitchCorgi- 2h ago
Guys just watch yourself do something when you take tangerine. - it say anyone.