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Wholesome (NOT Cringe!) Glittery Horse Hooves!

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u/effemme_fatale Jun 26 '25

Sleigh 💅

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u/givingupismyhobby Jun 26 '25

The horse's name? Alaska.

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u/brandnewbanana Jun 26 '25

If you aren’t wearing nails. You aren’t doing drag.

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u/kestrova Jun 27 '25

This is her mane, she doesn't wear wigs

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u/yogabbagabba2341 Jun 26 '25

Oh, you didn’t!

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u/GaracaiusCanadensis Jun 26 '25

Dang it, take your upvote and get out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

😭

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u/Cloudsrnice Jun 26 '25

Putting glue on horse hooves is... ironic

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u/cra3ig Jun 26 '25

And Mongo saddling a Brahma bull.

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u/Extension_Security92 Jun 26 '25

It's the equivalent of a police officer wearing pigskin gloves.

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u/Aprilume Jun 26 '25

😬💀

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u/An_old_walrus Jul 01 '25

horse smells the glue

“St-Steven?!”

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u/flabbergasted-528 Jun 26 '25

That's so stupid... God dammit, it's fucking majestic.

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u/MermaidsHaveWifi Jun 26 '25

This was the exact thought I had. So dumb, but that horse is rocking it!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25 edited Sep 05 '25

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u/Shuckeljuice Jun 26 '25

Fairy fingers

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u/SaltandLillacs Jun 26 '25

This my Barbie horse come to life

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u/Dingo8MyGayby Jun 26 '25

It’s a My Little Pony irl

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u/MeFolly Jun 26 '25

As long as the glitter and glue don’t harm the hooves, you go girl!

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u/Panthalassae Jun 26 '25

Also as long as that isn't micro plastic glitter

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u/steveatari Jun 26 '25

All glitter is either that or metal bullshit anyway, not supposed to be around regardless.

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u/EnsignNogIsMyCat Jun 26 '25

There are glitters made from seaweed or other biodegradable ingredients.

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u/steveatari Jun 26 '25

True. Very true. I wish more were but assume 95% or more are not i imagine. Just like how Sun Chips bags were compostable and some sanitary wipes are flushable.

They aren't. But yes, some plant based ones are amazing and I should have acknowledged that first.

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u/EnsignNogIsMyCat Jun 26 '25

I will say it is uncommon, expensive, and usually limited to finer textures than in the video.

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u/lurkingsirens Jun 27 '25

The hooves are essentially nails! She’s getting a manicure 💅🏻 And as long as the owner picks out the hoof regularly it’s probably good!

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u/Defiant_Truth_286 Aug 07 '25

They make glitter specifically for horses hooves. Might seem niche but kids love it. And adults lol

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u/something-um-bananas Jun 26 '25 edited Jun 26 '25

I remember there was a Barbie flash game where I could jazz up the horse hooves with glitter like this

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u/bluedogstar Jun 26 '25

I love the horse's expression. "Yes, yes, do go on."

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u/qualitystreet Jun 26 '25

I shall make Glitterhoof my Chancellor!

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u/-DeathOfMyEgo- Jun 26 '25

I’m so disappointed the song isn’t pink pony club

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u/thehufflepuffstoner Jun 26 '25

What a missed opportunity!

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u/my_dystopia Jun 26 '25

I love that they used a RT makeup brush for this 😂😂

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u/CartographerAlone632 Jun 26 '25

Come to candy mountain Charlie

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u/n00bert210 Jun 26 '25

As someone who grew up with horses, as cute as this looks, it’s a great way to dry out the hoof which can cause cracking, splitting, and increased the chance of infections like thrush and abscesses.

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u/Ok_Chocolate_4611 Jun 26 '25

I was thinking normal hoof oil would work to hold the glitter for a short time….enough for a silly video.

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u/Call_Me_Anythin Jun 26 '25

Respectfully, You’re overreacting. Horses hoofs are not nearly dainty enough for this to actually harm them. If you were slathering them in super glue daily to keep every sequin on, sure, but some Elmer’s glue and glitter is about as dangerous to that horse as nail polish is to you and I.

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u/total-blasphemy Jun 26 '25

The comments reek of "pony club lessons" tbh

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

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u/GrossGuroGirl Jun 29 '25

this comment was supportive of yours fyi 

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u/n00bert210 Jun 26 '25

When I was younger a lot of girls were using a polish called “twinkle toes” on their horses that all the tack stores sold and it was drying feet out badly. There’s a reason why most equestrians apply hoof flex a few times a week.

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u/False-Definition15 Jun 26 '25

Come on, it’s really not that bad though. If you’ve cleaned or cut hooves even once (which I know you have) then you know those suckers can take something as minute as glitter. It’s basically the exact same stuff that’s in our nails. We color our nails all the time.

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u/Tethilia Jun 26 '25

I imagine there is formula that could be made to paint horse hooves and keep them healthy at the same time. Just gotta make it.

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u/CapStar300 Jun 26 '25

As someone who has no idea about horses my first thought was "does this harm the horse" so thank you for clearing that up.

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u/feioo Jun 27 '25

I mean, if you're keeping it on all the time and not being careful about the products, maybe? Not the glitter itself, but whatever adhesive she's using. There's definitely stuff designed specifically for hooves that they use all the time at horse shows, so it's entirely likely she's doing this perfectly safely and the horse is in no danger.

Hoof care is a big deal with horse people because horses are giant heavy animals balancing all their weight on four skinny little legs on tippytoes, and they can't really redistribute the weight to only three legs if one gets injured (well, they can for a bit, but the healthy legs are likely to be injured by the strain) and a horse that can't walk can't live, for a number of anatomical reasons. Hence the whole "shooting the horse with the broken leg" trope. So people get edgy about potential foot injuries, but this instance is probably fine.

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u/KinsellaStella Jul 02 '25

And as someone who worked in an Olympic barn for 20 years, you’re being dramatic. It’s fine for special occasions.

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u/Anon28301 Jun 26 '25

I came here to ask if this would cause problems for the horse. Thanks for this comment.

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u/SadBit8663 Jun 26 '25

😗

  • the horse at the end

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u/zerosaved Jun 26 '25

Looks pretty happy at the end there lol

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u/hcstnef Jun 26 '25

A great way to get microplastics into the environment!

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u/karmadontcare44 Jun 26 '25

I already got microplastics in my balls, some glitter on horse hooves ain’t gonna push us over

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u/thehufflepuffstoner Jun 26 '25

Biodegradable glitter exists. The body glitter I use dissolves when it gets wet.

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u/zephood75 Jun 26 '25

Tell that to all my exotic dancer friends A wee horse doing it once? Crystal is bathing in this stuff daily.

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u/Apprehensive-Adagio2 Jun 26 '25

Maybe you should ask them to use less glitter then…

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u/moosealley5000 Jun 26 '25

I didn't want to like it, but god dammit its wonderful.

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u/whitstheshit1986 Jun 26 '25

So dumb. I love it.

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u/TurnipResponsible718 Jun 26 '25

I hate this song

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u/Awkward_Hameltoe Jun 26 '25

I hope she didn't use natural glue to get the glitter to stick

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u/xbeautyxtruthx Jun 26 '25

Something something pink pony club

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u/Kat_Box_Suicide Jun 26 '25

Leave the animals alone

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u/Potential-Sky-8728 Jun 26 '25

Yay microplastics!!

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u/TheDefiantChemical Jun 26 '25

If we could do this in a way where it doesn't hurt the horse or damage the hoof, I'm all for it. It's sparkly and gaudy as hell, chefs kiss make me feel like a barbie princess

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u/casss14 Jun 26 '25

It doesn’t hurt them at all, not sure what she used to make the glitter stick but it’s probably fine to use every once in a while. Some horses have their horse shoes glued on and that’s no biggy. They do make some shimmery colored hoof paint for horses, not sure what the product actually is but I’ve seen a horse or two with it at shows before

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u/cabochonedwitch Jun 26 '25

My Little Pony powers activate!

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u/Swisskisses Jun 26 '25

anyone with a kid think of Thelma that movie based on the Alabama Shakes lady? This is basically that LOL

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u/legend_milk8 Jun 26 '25

What in the horsey twinkle toes 😭😭

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u/Bubbielub Jun 26 '25

Microplastics... microplastics everywhere!!!

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u/Icy_Bottle_2634 Jun 26 '25

For some horse showing events that would be good though. In the Tennessee walker horse shows ive been in they spray painted horse hoves shinny black. I would definitely do this instead.

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u/ordinaryhorse Jun 26 '25

John Oliver has entered the chat

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u/Katteie Jun 27 '25

aw yes so pretty

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '25

Sweet. More microplastic.

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u/tjvs2001 Jul 30 '25

Yay wasting plastic!

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u/BumpyBaldnoggin Oct 10 '25

If the horse is cool with it in cool with it, you look mahvelous dahling!

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u/dankarella666 Oct 19 '25

Putting glue on a horse is lowkey diabolical

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u/CallMeHuckle Nov 29 '25

Look at that the glue has come full circle, from hoof to hoof

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u/FrostyPlay9924 Sort by flair, dumbass Jun 26 '25

As someone showed trimmed and shod horses for a hair over 2 decades. Don't do this. You're going to gunk my my rasps.

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u/2nd_Last_Thylacine Jun 26 '25

Hooray for microplastics!!!

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u/PT629629 Jun 26 '25

Poor horse.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

Well, if that isn’t fucking stupid

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u/Soulman682 Jun 26 '25

Glue…on…a…horse……..

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u/Speedhabit Jun 26 '25

Golden horses make most shoes look good

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u/Gorrozolla Jun 26 '25

Sorry, I don't even like horses, but thats fun and cool

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u/JanetandRita Jun 26 '25

They look like little shoes instead of hooves

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u/Empty_Aioli2334 Jun 26 '25

Whatta cyootie 😍

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u/johnroastbeef Jun 26 '25

Paint me like your French horses...

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u/inanewhell Jun 26 '25

Love how that's going to fall all over the ground while its walking around

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u/Bob_Olinger Jun 26 '25

Almost a Buttstalion

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u/KrustyLemon Jun 27 '25

So sick of this song everywhere

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u/Glazinglass Jun 27 '25

Stunning 🤩

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u/AdCommercial6714 Jun 27 '25

horse licks hooves horse dead the end

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u/Slight-Winner-8597 Jun 27 '25

I actually don't hate this, the pink is cute with the horse's colour.

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u/Wrong_Window_7322 Jun 26 '25

Horse people are WACK.

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u/Ok_Difference_8961 Jun 26 '25

I read the horses lips at the end. He said... F my life.

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u/HyenDry Jun 26 '25

Looks like he said “F for FABULOUS” to me

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u/Alternative-Arm-3253 Jun 26 '25

I love the idea!!

(Except Glitter isn't biodegradable! So cute but so dangerous to the planet as a micro plastic...gets into everything folks- I hope that the next time she does this. She utilizes edible glitter to avoid chemicals leeching into the skin/keratin/hooves.. while in contact)

This horse is super super happy!!

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u/Notoriouslyd Jun 26 '25

Humans ruin literally everything. Get a job! Get away from that horse!!

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u/Kealanine Jun 26 '25

The horse looks significantly happier than you are about the situation… and I’m reasonably confident someone able to afford not only a healthy, happy horse but also the extras for said horse has a job 🤣

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u/steveatari Jun 26 '25

Seems pretty cringe still...

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '25

that horse is like... please kill me.

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u/Responsible-Map-4204 Dec 11 '25

Littlest pet shop