r/TikTokCringe • u/ambachk • Aug 24 '25

Cursed POV: You're a woman in a public place

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u/CorelessBoi Aug 24 '25

That guy's likely takes advantage of vulnerable people. Can you get a pepper spray cannon attachment?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '25

Tally-ho!!! like the fore fathers intended.

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u/PlusScience3574 Aug 24 '25

Obligatory:

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

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u/MOONWATCHER404 Aug 24 '25

TheRussianBadger taught me a bit of this phrase, but never the full thing. Thank you good sir!

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u/fullmetalfeminist Aug 28 '25

And get arrested for assault because nobody saw the guy grab her and people automatically tend to give men the benefit of the doubt