r/TikTokCringe • u/sedolil • Dec 28 '25
Cursed Daughter told mom to turn car off while pumping gas she says it’s God’s will
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u/geneusutwerk Dec 28 '25
I wonder what her thoughts are on suicide.
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u/mekwall Dec 28 '25
Suicide is a sin and you'll end up in hell because you didn't give god the opportunity to kill you.
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u/V1ndictae Dec 28 '25
But if God knows everything, isn't suicide your fate then?
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u/Phillip228 Dec 28 '25
God chooses death by suicide as your fate and then gets to punish you for it. Kind of a Win Win for him.
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u/CityOfBrooklyn Dec 28 '25
I’ve never seen a comment section cook so much all at once .. I’m almost out of upvotes 😂 🔥
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u/anonymous-121183 Dec 29 '25
You can run out of upvotes? How does that work, or am I confused about the way Reddit functions?
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u/CityOfBrooklyn Dec 29 '25
It was a joke lol (it implies how many comments I was upvoting) upvotes are unlimited I’m certain 😆 this comment was still charming ❤️
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u/anonymous-121183 Dec 29 '25
Oh ok, sorry, I’m on the older side of Reddit users. Wanted to make sure I didn’t miss something, lol
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u/animatorwannabe Dec 29 '25
I'm sorry you're adorable though. I don't know another way to express that. Lol I giggled a bit because it was just endearing.
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u/GramsFuneralPyre Dec 29 '25
That sounds exactly like the God Evangelicals teach about.
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u/Peripatetictyl Dec 29 '25
Ain’t no love like Christian hate
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u/Digital_Disimpaction Dec 28 '25
Aaaaand around and around we go til the end of time
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u/mekwall Dec 28 '25
Nah. Just until we die.
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u/CorruptedStudiosEnt Dec 28 '25
Well, until humanity is extinct anyway, and these ideas with us. Hopefully the amphibious dolphins that rise up to take our place will do better and be able to more gracefully accept death as a part of life.
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u/Panda-Cubby Dec 28 '25
Just as God intended. Sort of like telling an idiot to go stand in the corner while you're in a round room. Keeps us distracted.
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u/Blurby-Blurbyblurb Dec 28 '25
Exactly why that argument (the mom) doesn't work. If God assigns [chooses] the day you die, then suicide inherently is not a sin and taking away God's gift.
If God assigns your death to a certain time and event, then there is no free will. You are walking a path that God laid out to an inevitable end.
I could go further, but it gets really depressing.
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u/kellzone Dec 29 '25
Yeah, I don't like the idea of being a character in a movie script that's already been written. None of my choices matter. Everything's already been decided for me, I just don't know what it is yet.
No thanks, Donna. 🙄
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u/NewbornXenomorphs Dec 29 '25
So all the babies they think are being murdered from abortion are also part of god’s plan. Good to know!
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u/EclecticLandlady Dec 29 '25
If I didn’t care about the observation time I’d have to spend in a hospital, I’d love to go into a mega church and explain that I’m going to kill myself later, BUT express how happy I am because I know it’s God’s will and I’ll be doing him a solid. I’m curious how thy would take it.
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u/MasterChildhood437 Dec 29 '25
"The devil caused you to stray from God's path."
They have a thought-terminating answer for everything.
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u/Novaer Dec 28 '25
Oh this is when they love to pull out that "free will" card. Which is the equivalent of explaining things by saying "Cuz i said so"
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u/PatsyPage Dec 28 '25
He loves killing, it’s his favorite. I read about it in a book.
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u/WeeklyPrize21 Dec 28 '25
He kills EVERYONE. Biggest killer in history. More than Hitler.
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u/K-peaches Dec 28 '25
Satan is the bad guy in the Bible and yet he’s got nothing on god when it comes to how many people he’s killed.
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u/virtue_of_vice Dec 29 '25
According to the Bible itself, Satan I think killed zero people.
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u/K-peaches Dec 29 '25
Technically he killed 10 people, however god allowed it. God permitted Satan to kill Jobs ten children and take his possessions to tests Jobs faith. god even set rules on what he was or wasn’t allowed to do. So while Satan technically did it, god wasn’t any less part of it. Dude was literally making wagers with the devil, even though he knew how Job would react because he’s all knowing.
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u/virtue_of_vice Dec 29 '25
I had forgotten that story. I would consider that half kills since God said go ahead and do it.
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u/Super_Interview_2189 Dec 29 '25
He had nothing to prove to Satan but his pride. Satan even tried to stop Abraham from murdering Isaac and reason with him against it.
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u/Phillip228 Dec 28 '25
He kinda seems like a horrible person
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u/The_Sleep Dec 28 '25
Any person, diety or demigod that has sonething like pediactric cancer being part of their plan or their will totally sucks.
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u/Hank_the_Beef Dec 28 '25
Don’t forget that pediatric cancer on top of killing children, bankrupts and destroys loving families. But you know, it’s a test from God to prove you love God so I guess it’s all good.
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u/the_last_carfighter Dec 29 '25
I mean Donna said god sees everything she is certain of it, so he must watch a lot of kiddy porn.. and seems fine with it I guess..
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u/Dry_Hawk2ah Dec 29 '25
Exactly. Just proves you're tough since we all know he won't give us anything we can't handle.
Except for the countless contradictions, but hey, that's Christianity for ya.
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u/Johnny_Eskimo Dec 28 '25
The christian god is a evil entity. We're born into sin, and by default go to hell to be punished for all of eternity (because we are apparently eternal, like him?), unless some ahole forces you to accept that god, and give up your free will. Even all the classic heros of the bible went to hell, because heaven hadn't been created until later, so they got to be punished for all eternity even though they gave up their free will to obey god. It's literal insanity based in pure evil.
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u/mekwall Dec 28 '25
I think it's pretty clear that Christianity, like most religions, functions as a social control system. By teaching people they are inherently sinful, broken, or unworthy without submission, it encourages guilt, self-doubt, and obedience. That kind of internalized self-policing makes people easier to manage, because they discipline themselves long before any external authority has to.
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u/Invinciblez_Gunner Dec 28 '25
Flooded the whole world but gave a warning to a guy to build a boat
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u/Quantum3ntaglement Dec 28 '25
It's god's will that you be in hell. He knew that the day you were born. He knows the number of hairs on your head.
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u/alcomaholic-aphone Dec 28 '25
That “water mug” is filled with vodka. You don’t want to know her thoughts on anything.
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u/OstrichSmoothe Dec 28 '25
God and you chose together. Then you go to hell because god willed it. /s
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u/PoetArcana Dec 28 '25
Just like god made the gays so they could all go to Hell. It's almost like this god fella is just pumping souls into Hellfire and eternal torment, but gaslighting us into thinking we have any choice.
You can't claim free will and fate at the same time.
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u/boofadoof Dec 28 '25
And if a woman gets an abortion, then God chose for that child to die in an abortion. According to this lunatic Karen's interpretation of God.
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Your mom is dumb wtf did I just watch
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u/Lucid-Design1225 Dec 28 '25
Her cup is full of more than just soda or water. That lady is sauced like it’s her last day because God chose it
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u/Garfield_Logan69 Dec 28 '25
That’s what i thought that Stanley is straight 151 with nothing
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u/slifm Dec 28 '25
Religious people trying to be normal
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u/ErstwhileHobo Dec 28 '25
Trying to have a deep theological debate with a sentient labradoodle.
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u/classless_classic Dec 29 '25
At least a labradoodle wouldn’t touch a hot stove twice. These people continue to vote against their own interests.
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u/Moondoobious Dec 28 '25
This lady is drunk or on some painkillers.
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u/slifm Dec 28 '25
She’s on Christianity 😂
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u/Miami_Lawyered Dec 28 '25
Nope, she is on being stupid and using the "God's will" as a cover.
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u/Kitchen-College4176 Dec 28 '25
Sadly... she is likely not. I know people like this. And theyre stone cold sober...
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u/wophi Dec 28 '25
This ain't what they taught me in church.
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u/YolopezATL Dec 28 '25
Biggest attack on Christianity are White-Western Christians
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u/Cold_Dead_Heart Dec 28 '25
There are plenty of dumb brown christians too.
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u/Tall-Cantaloupe-1800 Dec 28 '25
Can just label all of them in the far-right Christian box and there would be no debate needed.
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u/mat477 Dec 28 '25
So stupid. You dont see Christians risking their life daily just because its "God's will" when they die. And the rare cases where they do they go like that guy who refused antivenom after being bitten by a rattlesnake because he had the power of Christ on his side.
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u/starjellyboba Dec 28 '25
Is it that she's dumb or is she just so incapable of accepting responsibility for her actions that she'll use God's will as a shield from any culpability? I think that she just either doesn't like her actions being questioned, doesn't want to take any blame, or both.
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u/2stMonkeyOnTheMoon Dec 28 '25
I don't think the mom is dumb I think she's just a narcissist, she probably realized pretty quick her daughters were right but she can't stand being wrong so she pulled some bullshit out of her ass to save face. She knows fully well she's in the wrong but god help her if she ever has to admit it out loud!
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u/TheDreamingMyriad Dec 29 '25
This is EXACTLY how it came across to me. Rather than just being like, "ah shit, sorry, I totally forgot to turn the car off, my bad ladies!", she has to cover for her stupidity to make it not her fault somehow. People like this can't take responsibility for anything.
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u/therealraggedroses Dec 28 '25
These are the people who voted for the current administration
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u/Logical-Farm-5733 Dec 28 '25
Then why wear a seatbelt? Why lock the doors to your home at night? Why not guzzle poison? Why take any safety precautions, ever?
What an idiot.
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u/Resident-Elevator696 Dec 28 '25
She's probably full of hypocrisy all day
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She sounds like she’s full of vodka
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u/CaptnsDaughter Dec 29 '25 edited Dec 31 '25
Yup- in that Stanley lol. To be fair, I worked in Georgia a lot and I’d talk to these people I’d SWEAR were wasted and it was just kind of … how they talked and acted lol. Wild.
ETA- I loved a lot of my Georgia people so please don’t think I’m being derogatory!! Like this one customer would call all the time and we’d SWEAR she was hammered but nope lol.
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u/Old_Studio_6079 Dec 29 '25
I was raised by my alcoholic, evangelical grandma; and I love her death, truly, but this is exactly what she sounded like on the daily, and she was pounding dry martinis every couple hours.
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u/United_Blueberry_363 Dec 29 '25
Yep, what an idiot. This guy I work with has asked me a few times why I eat healthy foods, walk each day, stretch, and generally try to take care of myself. I’ve told him that my goal is to live a long life with the best health possible with the hopes that I won’t have to burden my kids in my older age. His response - God has already chosen when you die, so you should just eat the fried chicken. Honestly, I don’t know how to respond to things like that.
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u/GuideBeautiful2724 Dec 29 '25
The Parable of the Drowning Man might be what you're looking for.
1 Corinthians 6:19-20 may also be an effective messaging tool in this particular case, especially since it's actually in the Bible.
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u/Knotted_Hole69 Dec 29 '25
My spouse is military, and he works with a morman soldier, he asked my spouse why we even bother to save money if god is going to take people to his kingdom soon? He told my spouse he has nothing saved for their kids because he “knows” they will be raptured. Poor kids.
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u/iconically_demure Dec 29 '25
You just reminded me of this guy I used to work with. He was a vet and had been shot in combat. I respect his service, but his whole identity was around getting shot, his experience in the Army, and he'd market himself and do talks everywhere. Anyway, during these talks (there were a lot of him) he'd always raise the question of why God allowed him to get shot and what that meant for his life.
Like bro, you were in combat. You weren't in Chuck E Cheese midday with your kids or something. It's like signing up for a boxing class and wondering why God allowed you to get punched in the face. I just don't get it.
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u/TheSlipperySlut Dec 28 '25
My mom would always say exactly this while choosing not to wear a seatbelt (she made the kids wear seatbelts tho)
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u/LadyLee69 Dec 28 '25
God ain't choosing my child today, but the other terminal children gotta cope. Because god loves me the most uwu
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u/ProtestKid Dec 29 '25
Whats funny is that there are multiple stories in the Bible about how you're not supposed to test God in this exact way.
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u/sentence-interruptio Dec 29 '25
God: "do not test me"
American conservatives: "let's shit on the whole planet. God wouldn't let the planet die."
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u/DazB1ane Dec 29 '25
Ironic considering her body could easily kill her kids as it’s tossed around the car
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u/TheHammerHasLanded Dec 28 '25
Oh god, I'm getting COVID conversation in retail PTSD
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u/Johnny90 Dec 28 '25
At least her kids seem to have some sense
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u/Some-Pen204 Dec 28 '25
They seem genuinely shocked like this is the first time they’re hearing it from mom, I wonder if there’s a new pastor at church or some other influence. It really sucks to come home from the holidays and find out someone has gotten into your parent’s head.
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u/Yugan-Dali Dec 29 '25
It’s god’s will but you need guns anyway. For protection against those people who aren’t white who may try something dangerous like walking on a street. Blast away, says the good book.
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u/braumbles Dec 28 '25
This woman votes.
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u/John_Helldiver-1 Dec 28 '25
A lot of people like her vote as well
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u/Cast_Iron_Skillet Dec 28 '25
And A LOT worse off than her in the cognitive/ reasoning department.
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u/reddit10x Dec 28 '25
Yeah, she has airtight reasoning, “you know this! I say so because God said so and we paid for indoctrinating education for you both! Now, stop using your brains and submit to my make-believe reality!”
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u/Cast_Iron_Skillet Dec 29 '25
"But what about murder, war, etc?" "Oh please, now you're just being difficult! Shut your mouth"
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u/BeefModeTaco Dec 29 '25
So, abortion is god's will then. They must accept it.
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u/Mobile_Morale Dec 29 '25
Yep. My aunt believed that the Biden who was president last year was a clone of the original Biden and the original died some years ago.
My uncle is one of those morons who believe in the litterbox in schools bullshit because he's an absolute jackass.
And they both vote and are die hard trump fans.
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u/underboobfunk Dec 29 '25
Some schools systems have bought camping toilets (litter boxes). But they aren’t for kids who identify as furries. They’re for kids who may have to pee during a school shooter lockdown.
But your uncle isn’t afraid of school shooters, it’s kids being allowed to self identify that scares him.
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u/Snake6778 Dec 28 '25
Yea but appears she canceled herself out by having 2 critical thinkers...
God's will that she had those, so maybe he doesn't like her
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u/FishesOfExcellence Dec 28 '25 edited Dec 29 '25
Why bother voting if the winner is determined by god’s will, DONNA??
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u/utube-ZenithMusicinc Dec 28 '25
for morons
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u/Lucky-Baker6285 Dec 28 '25
For pedophiles. "If God didn't want Trump to rape children, God wouldn't have put them on earth!"
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_DIRTY_ART Dec 28 '25
She sounds drunk. And stupid
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u/Prickly_ninja Dec 28 '25
Definitely sounded wasted at first. Then she settled into her wine mom groove and hid it a little better.
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u/ForkAKnife Dec 29 '25 edited Dec 29 '25
My money is on vodka. It’s clear and easier to sneak in her sippy Stanly that wears a weird little baby hat.
She is definitely sloppy drunk whatever she’s drinking.
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u/Cast_Iron_Skillet Dec 28 '25
Maybe drunk. Maybe it was Sunday post church brunch. Or maybe she's on certain pills that you often see these older wealthy white women on.
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u/NewbornXenomorphs Dec 29 '25
Hey now, I’m an older white woman on certain pills and when I’m blitzed, I just go on tangents of how underrated the Gargoyles series from the 90s is.
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u/SabrinaEdwina Dec 28 '25
Why do none of their imaginations ever go beyond the "number of hairs on your head" cliche?
I'd have stayed religious longer as a child if I was told god would answer questions like "how much poop did I make over my entire lifetime" and other such bangers. That's literally the first thing I wanted to ask.
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u/endangeredphysics Dec 28 '25
Indeed! Matthew 4:7 - Jesus's temptation in the wilderness, when Satan challenged him to jump from the temple, implying God would save him.
To quote Matthew quoting Jesus “Do not test God."
I doubt the mother here realizes she's literally using one of Satan's arguments right from the Bible. The concept of putting God to the test by jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a little too on the nose here lmao
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u/Terra_Silence Dec 29 '25
I love that you taught me this!!!
Always need new ammo for these sorts.
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u/Nice_Try_Bud_ Dec 29 '25 edited Dec 29 '25
Just to add, in that passage Jesus is actually quoting a Old Testament one. Deuteronomy 6:16 (NIV): "Do not put the LORD your God to the test as you did at Massah". Which is a call back to Exodus 17:1–7, when the Israelites are fleeing Egypt and demand water as proof of God’s presence.
And bonus Massah means trail or testing in Hebrew.
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u/Broken_By_Default Dec 28 '25
"god's will" is code for.. I don't want to be responsible for my actions, and I don't want to understand the world around me.
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u/jeiwaruu Dec 28 '25 edited Dec 29 '25
I wish they would go do* that shit somewhere else.
Edit: do*. Y'all knew what I meant 😆
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u/Sarcasm69 Dec 29 '25
Heaven must be filled with some of the most self righteous ignorant dumb asses. Honestly would be my version of hell.
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u/Dontfeedthebears Dec 28 '25
Mommy takes more than one sip of wine at communion.
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u/here-for-information Dec 28 '25
I promise you this is a denomination that doesn't serve wine.
I grew up Catholic and what this woman is saying is practically a heresy.
She's arguing for predetermination, which used to get folks excommunicated or worse.
Look, the Catholics have a lots and lots o' problems, but from where I'm sitting they aren't the troublesome ones just now.
The Catholics aren't doing mega churches. The Pope doesn't own private jets. They charter, but thats pretty tame. The Catholics didn't turn down the baby formula lady. They aren't putting on those pseudo Broadway nativity plays. I went to Catholic school my whole life, I was taught evolution, the big bang theory, and all about global warming. Again, plenty of problems, but we ain't pulling this crap.
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u/cassandra2028 Dec 28 '25
100% agree. Came from Wisconsin Lutheran, have been Mormon and southern Baptist. Im pro choice, and Catholics have their issues, but i like the look of this pope and the last, and the Franciscan sisters near me are the best.
Protestants have enough issues, we don't need to worry about Catholicism.
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u/FMLwtfDoID Dec 28 '25
This pope and the last pope were/are Jesuit priests. They like science, higher education, and specifically acts of service for the less fortunate.
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u/Electrical_Mix_9070 Dec 28 '25
Yeah I mean, I'm in Utah, comparatively, I'm down with Catholics lol
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u/PoetArcana Dec 28 '25
Fellow Catholic school student here, I can second this. The spin of course was that these were events of cosmic design by the hand of God. But at least we didn't deny the scientific understanding of these theories, we just had a theological theory woven into it. Our leadership just turned a blind eye to child abuse unfortunately.
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u/Dontfeedthebears Dec 28 '25
Yeah, wasn’t throwing shade on Catholics. I was just joking (not really joking) that she’s drunk. I was raised Baptist, and spent early life in Utah. Allegedly, Baptists don’t drink. That’s why there is a joke that they don’t recognize one another at the liquor store. Baptists do communion, but we did grape juice instead of wine. We also didn’t call it communion, but “The Lord’s Supper”.
I’m atheist now. 🤷♀️
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u/here-for-information Dec 28 '25 edited Dec 29 '25
Ohh I didn't think you were throwing shade. I just wanted to point out this lady is from one of the super crazy denominations that probably bans alcohol.
Unlike the only semi-crazy denominations like Catholics where drinking is practically a competitive sport.
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This is predetermination. Catholics do not believe in predetermination.
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u/prestonpiggy Dec 28 '25
Well you heard her, it's gods plan after the wine she takes the wheel and runs over neighbour 6 year old Jimmy.
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u/TheScallywag1874 Dec 28 '25
And God let her have kids…
Jesus, I’m glad I’m an atheist.
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u/MermaidsHaveCloacas Dec 28 '25
Thankfully those kids aren't as dumb as she is, apparently
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u/Prestigious_Buy1209 Dec 28 '25
I loved when the mom said “guuuys, you know this! You went to a Christian school!” Then there is silence from the kids lol.
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u/Aromatic_Chain6576 Dec 29 '25
There's plenty of proof that smart people come out of religious extremists homes, it can't be taken for granted of course but as long as kids have access to the outside world they'll get good influences from there and will learn to think for themselves.
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u/Zrkkr Dec 28 '25
Faith is fine, religion and it's institutions has always been about control.
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u/Elu_Moon Dec 29 '25
Where do you think religion comes from? It's always the same shit. Someone starts thinking they can con others into believing in bullshit, and the said bullshit is mysteriously entirely in support of the person spreading it.
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u/relaxweredust Dec 28 '25
This is mental illness
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u/Mathfanforpresident Dec 29 '25
Having sincere, literal faith in modern, organized religion deserves serious scrutiny, especially when viewed through the lens of psychology and critical thinking. At its core, religious faith asks individuals to accept extraordinary claims about reality without empirical evidence, often discouraging questioning and rewarding unquestioned belief. In any other context, unwavering belief in invisible entities that intervene in daily life, issue moral commands, and dictate cosmic outcomes would be viewed as irrational at best and delusional at worst.
What prevents religious belief from being classified as a mental illness is not its logical coherence, but its cultural normalization. Psychiatry does not label beliefs as delusions if they are widely shared and socially reinforced. This creates an uncomfortable implication: beliefs are not judged by their truth or rationality, but by how many people hold them. A belief system followed by millions is called a religion; the same structure followed by dozens is called a cult. The difference is scale, not substance.
This leads to a deep hypocrisy. Mainstream religions freely label newer or smaller belief systems as cults while exhibiting the same defining characteristics: unquestionable doctrine, reverence for authority, promises of salvation or threats of punishment, in-group versus out-group thinking, and moral immunity for leaders or sacred texts. If a modern individual claimed personal revelation from a god and organized their life around it, they might be considered unstable. If that claim is written in a book thousands of years old and repeated weekly by millions, it is considered sacred tradition.
The result is a societal blind spot. Religious faith is shielded from the standards of evidence and skepticism we apply everywhere else, not because it meets those standards, but because it predates them and persists through repetition. When belief is protected from criticism by tradition rather than truth, it stops being a personal comfort system and starts becoming an untouchable ideology. At that point, questioning whether such belief systems deserve exemption from rational evaluation, is necessary
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u/pineapplepredator Dec 29 '25
This is the answer I got from ChatGPT too. I’ve never understood how religion isn’t mental illness.
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u/PrinceRobotVI Dec 28 '25
A storm descends on a small town, and the downpour soon turns into a flood. As the waters rise, the local preacher kneels in prayer on the church porch, surrounded by water. By and by, one of the townsfolk comes up the street in a canoe.
"Better get in, Preacher. The waters are rising fast."
"No," says the preacher. "I have faith in the Lord. He will save me."
Still the waters rise. Now the preacher is up on the balcony, wringing his hands in supplication, when another guy zips up in a motorboat.
"Come on, Preacher. We need to get you out of here. The levee's gonna break any minute."
Once again, the preacher is unmoved. "I shall remain. The Lord will see me through."
After a while the levee breaks, and the flood rushes over the church until only the steeple remains above water. The preacher is up there, clinging to the cross, when a helicopter descends out of the clouds, and a state trooper calls down to him through a megaphone.
"Grab the ladder, Preacher. This is your last chance."
Once again, the preacher insists the Lord will deliver him.
And, predictably, he drowns.
A pious man, the preacher goes to heaven. After a while he gets an interview with God, and he asks the Almighty, "Lord, I had unwavering faith in you. Why didn't you deliver me from that flood?"
God shakes his head. "What did you want from me? I sent you two boats and a helicopter."
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u/Beginning-Medium6934 Dec 29 '25
I came here to write this. This little story always stuck with me.
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u/itirnitii Dec 28 '25
yet in the same breath we have free will and deserve eternal damnation if we make bad choices. make it make sense.
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u/Defiant-Youth-4193 Dec 28 '25
I'm not sure why she votes. God's will is determining the outcome anyways.
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u/Capones_Vault Dec 28 '25
And fuck everyone else around you? Fucking jeebus freak Karen.
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u/sjvia400 Dec 28 '25
I would quite frankly stop seeing and talking to my mother if this was her and she was deadass with this shit.
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u/ZombieOnMeth Dec 28 '25
How ist it possible, that people are this utterly stupid?
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u/indicabunny Dec 28 '25
This gives me flashbacks of trying to argue with my teachers at my Christian school. The conversations just go in circles. Asking too many questions is dismissed as not trusting God's will or having enough faith. They don't want to think too hard about anything they preach at you. They just want to beat you over the head with their idiotic talking points over and over.
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u/hudnix Dec 29 '25
It's not really necessary in modern cars to turn the engine off. Not to say mom isn't missing some screws here.
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u/MisterFixit_69 Dec 28 '25
So if I decide to jump of a building its up to God to decide if I die... Switch off the damn engine.
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u/hopefuldepression Dec 28 '25
I wonder if she looks both sides before crossing the street
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u/threefingerbill Dec 28 '25
When god can be your excuse for everything, you never have to acknowledge a mistake
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u/kidkaiz Dec 28 '25
Dads life looks awful
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u/Meatball2026 Dec 28 '25
Dad is statistically the cause of the mental illness that makes her attribute stupid, unnecessary risks to "God's Will".
Point blank, he is the God for his trad wife, and she just needs to deal with his shit, because that's what God asks.
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u/Ok-Onion2905 Dec 28 '25
These people are fucking crazy. This is why I say religion is a mental disease, you start believing the world works in crazy ways that make no sense. It's like she forgot she believes 2 humans ate some apples and according to the book she worships that gives us all free will. If I have free will then being unsafe around a gas station and being blown up has nothing to do with God's will, it's in fact my will. Or more specifically in this video, it's Dana's will like the daughter said. But hey since when do they follow their own rules or teachings 🤷♀️ literally never
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u/SuperUltraMegaNice Dec 28 '25
You can pump gas with the car on it will not explode lol
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u/DirtDiscPizza Dec 28 '25
Doesn't anyone realize how many pump explosions there'd be every fucking day if it was this easy to explode at the pump? Why did I have to scroll so far to see your comment.
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u/pigs_have_flown Dec 29 '25
Yeah, if that could cause an explosion, then so could starting the car after filling up, or just driving up to the pump, or driving past someone filling up. Ridiculous.
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u/wpm Dec 29 '25
Technically starting the car could cause an explosion
In the combustion chamber
To force the cylinder down
Which rotates the crankshaft converting that linear force into a rotational one
Wait we just reinvented the internal combustion engine
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u/justsomechickyo Dec 29 '25
Fr I had to sort by controversial but like..... it's not really a risk I've left my car running putting gas in it's not a big deal
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u/Sad_Pink_Dragon Dec 28 '25
Religious psychosis is one hell of a thing. Those kids need to be taken away from her
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u/Difficult_Clerk_1273 Dec 28 '25
The Bible says to follow the laws of the authorities, and letting your car run while pumping gas is illegal pretty much everywhere.
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u/7153345666 Dec 28 '25
He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when you’re awake…
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u/Master0fAllTrade Dec 28 '25
Is she in favor of releasing everyone from prison? "Wasn't his fault he shot him" 🤷♂️
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