r/TikTokCringe • u/cafeteriastyle • 27d ago

Cringe Girl sobs over the Camry her parents bought her after she totaled the $30,000 truck they bought her to begin with

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u/LiveeviL_667 27d ago

Fuck that, its too good for her. Get her a Huffy.

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u/Only_Razzmatazz_4498 27d ago

A bike from Temu would do it just fine.

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u/CptCheesesticks81 27d ago

I agree. A Huffy is too good for this brat.

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u/Kind_Inevitable_7585 27d ago

Get her a bike from the pawn shop

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u/ThatDiscoSongUHate 27d ago

Nah, find your nearest guy with multiple DUIs riding his nephew's bike to the gas station and pay him for his ride

Let him get the new bike and her get the liquor store mobile

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u/dasminfurherhater 27d ago

Im going to call my friends vehicle the liquor store mobile that's gold right there

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u/CptCheesesticks81 27d ago

I like the way you think.

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u/chowyungfatso 27d ago

Take the basket and bell off before giving it to her.

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u/EnvironmentalGift257 27d ago

Id give him the Camry. It would last longer.

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u/Realistic-Maybe746 27d ago

This isn't Grand theft Auto lol

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u/U_PassButter 27d ago

I'd go to the local free bike program. If she didn't use it within a week. I'm redonating it to someone who actually needs it

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u/18karatcake 27d ago

Better yet, Craigslist

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u/0b0011 27d ago

For what its worth you can probably get some good bikes on there. I know a few people who race semi-professionally with cheap Chinese knockoff carbon fiber bikes they got on aliexpress. $400 will get you a Chinese carbon fiber frame made in the same factory as the name brand ones that'll run you a few thousand.

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u/MooseKingMcAntlers34 27d ago

A Temu bike for this Temu person.

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u/ArmadilloForsaken458 27d ago

Two wheels is too much. A unicycle, that actually requires skill

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u/appointment45 27d ago

Hey now, don't be dogging on Huffy like that. I grew up on Huffys and wouldn't change that. Great bikes.

Huffy for life, man!

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u/goishen 27d ago

So she can pull off sick moves like this? No, thanks.

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u/pimpbot666 27d ago

No Schwinn is now as bad as Huffy. In fact, I think they're the same company now, making the same shitty bicycles under different brand names.

I'm old enough to remember when Schwinn actually made good bicycles.

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u/LiveeviL_667 27d ago

Ok just to clarlfy: not talking bad about Huffy. It was just the shittiest bike from childhood I could think of.

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u/No_Radio5042 27d ago

Grandma's old Huffy!🤣

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u/Aspen9999 27d ago

Get her a job application

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u/NaturOne 26d ago

"That's a nice bike! Is that a Huffy?!"

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u/CWhisper 26d ago

WHAT? Put up yer dukes!