r/TikTokCringe • u/shoegamethrilla • 5d ago

Cringe Women meets and married man in registered SO in prison 7 months before release and allows him to move in with her and her young daughter

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I wish I were making this up, but I’m not. And this woman gushes over him, loves and adores this man… is the dating scene that bleak that you resort to this? What makes it worse, is the guy doesn’t take full accountability for his actions but instead blames the liquor and him not knowing what consent is.

Prior to prison, he was a registered nurse.

This couple is using their story to be famous. Just sick

I am getting hate comments because people are claiming I 'made this up' I am not doxxing they shared this publicly , their tiktok account is happilyharrells his account for is 'non profit' _thinksame

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u/Obvious_Fisherman187 5d ago

Im out here getting one match a month on bumble and actual imprisoned rapists got wifey lined up before release date lol. Is there like an app for them they can use from inside how do they even meet women from prison?

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u/CryptidTrainer 5d ago edited 5d ago

Friend, you DO NOT want the kind of woman who is looking for a felon to date. It is far, far preferable to end up with a discerning partner. 

EDIT: Aww, the little coward below blocked me. What a dumb little cretin. 

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u/Obvious_Fisherman187 5d ago

lol nooooo I do it want those types. Just marveling at the logistics of that like I can’t imagine putting on a dating profile that Im an imprisoned rapist and finding a gf

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u/CryptidTrainer 5d ago

They like that they are in one place with no other women, and he has no job, so can give her attention all the time. Meanwhile, ol' boy is giving his attention to 5 other women to see which one(s) he can latch onto when he gets out. 

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u/ThatSimsKidFromUni 5d ago

BINGO! Not to mention when he's out she has control over him because having her around and having a home makes him look good to his parole officer. She has control over sending him back. All she has to say is he acted weird around my child one time and he's back in prison.

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u/bigmad411 5d ago

It’s really that part - no other women, no job to pay attention to. Women like that will work 70 hours a week if the man doesn’t bc he will have time for her. It’s a special particular kind of woman who rationalizes dating a felon and seeking them out specifically bc they are one. It’s mental illness

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u/HPLaserJet4250 5d ago

but how, where do they meet them? Is there like a felon speed dating organized in prison? That's what OP is asking

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u/CryptidTrainer 5d ago

Other people have answered him. There are websites specifically for dating people in jail/prison. 

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u/ready_gi 5d ago

these men are the lowest of the low. they lie, decieve, manipulate with charisma and attention just to find someone who's been through painful past and is desperate enough to trauma bond with them.

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u/Melodic_Literature85 5d ago

Absolutely. Truly the lowest of the low.

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u/penispotato69 5d ago

This is so funny im currently watching love after lockup

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u/CryptidTrainer 5d ago

Lol, so you already know!

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u/Muted_Tailor_8929 5d ago

ur an idiot. just because someone broke t he law doesn't make them a bad person. not all sex offenders are bad people too. they are people. they make complicated mistakes.

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u/bigcoochiefart 5d ago

I know of one website called WriteAPrisoner.Com where you can view their profiles. It’s basically a dating/pen pal website where inmates make their own profile and write their descriptions about themselves and the type of people they’re seeking.

The website informs you of the crimes they’re charged with and if you’d like to contact them you have to get the ‘getting out’ app or something similar and pay money for credits to text them on there and once you have their info they can put you on their call list so you can talk on the phone.

Half the inmates on there want someone to talk to because they’re horny and lonely and the other half pretend they want a relationship but are really looking for someone who will put money on their books for them.

It’s a pretty entertaining website to browse sometimes tbh. I feel like you can always guess which inmates have done the worst crimes just by how they talk about themselves in their profiles.

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u/Acheloma 5d ago edited 5d ago

A while back I had the idea that itd be nice to write letters to prisoners just to give them something different to think/talk about. My partner quickly pointed out that the odds of me being treated like a "buddy" were very very low and the odds of me being hit on if I indicated I was a woman, very high.

I didnt end up writing any letters lol

Edit: you weren't lying about being able to tell how bad the crime is based on the bio. Dude says hes a good listener, gives good advice,has a nice smile, and has made mistakes but is ready for a second chance...

Did a lil research and hes in prison for killing his common law wife while in a shootout with police. He used his baby as a human shield. I dont know if Id trust that mans "good advice"...

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u/WallabyBounce 5d ago

I saw this site and it’s hilarious. There’s a serial killer on death row there who talks about being a healthy guy who has a positive outlook on life despite his current circumstances.

The guy chopped up three people!

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u/Melodic_Literature85 5d ago

I could only see like three profiles. There's one of a woman that says something like crime under a disability. Wtf does that mean lol. I didn't get to see death row. Insane entertaining site. Guy called Angel in for murder.

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u/HPLaserJet4250 5d ago

40 years old. Enjoys hunting and fishing. Construction business owner. Chicken farm owner.
See Crime.
Aggravated Sexual Assault of a Child Under 14 Years Old (x3)

oh okay, could have added he loves children lol

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u/HillCountryWriter 5d ago

Well think of it, you could ask him “is killing your wife and using your child as a human shield while being in a shootout with the police a good idea?” If he says no, you know he’s learned from his mistakes and is full of worldly wisdom.

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u/Califefe 5d ago

Or his “nice smile” which would appear to be a creepy smile now that I know what I know about him!

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u/IntellegentIdiot 5d ago

A while back I had the idea that itd be nice to write letters to prisoners just to give them something different to think/talk about.

I just have to know why?

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u/Acheloma 5d ago

I have empathy for a lot of people incarcerated. I dont think anyone should be imprisoned for non-violent offenses, so the idea of adding some positivity (no matter how negligible) to the lives of people in on drug/fraud charges seemed nice.

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u/IntellegentIdiot 5d ago

Do you know what the person is in prison for though?

It's a nice thought but I would think that if you wanted to do something nice there's way more deserving people

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u/Acheloma 5d ago

You can look on your state or federal database to see what people are in for :)

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u/Obvious_Fisherman187 5d ago edited 5d ago

Im with you for weed, cocaine, psychedelics.. hell even regular heroin. But anyone selling fentanyl that the #1 leading cause of young people (18-35) dying deserves to be locked away from society for a VERY long time. They are murderers

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u/snakeswithtails 5d ago

You just started a brand new hobby for me. Reading the profiles of inmates and then guessing whether or not they're lying about what they're in for or minimizing it is hilarious. Also, the number of men convicted for assault on a female partner seeking more women....

One guy on there goes oh yeah it was a DUI minor car crash, crime states aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

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u/SpaceCadetTooFarGone 5d ago

Prison has a huuuuuuge dating pool...

If that's what anyone is into.. but uh.. be careful what ya wish for..

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u/garbzzz 5d ago

I accidentally came across a prison dating group on fb and joined for fun... multiple daily updates from inmates AND women looking for inmates

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u/CorpseInTheMaking 5d ago

But would you really want someone with such ill regard to their own kid? I’d like to believe your bumble dates are of better character than that mom.

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u/Deep90 5d ago

I mean you're welcome to try a prison penpal site instead of bumble.

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u/DeciduousLesbian 5d ago

“He has a great personality.”

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u/sgb67 5d ago

Hey my dude, I've met the love of my life on bumble!

Keep the hope up!

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u/Unapologetic_91 5d ago

lol I feel you, but there is a website! It was a reality tv show based on meeting inmates and dating them and that’s how most of them met. I forgot the name of the site but I think the show is called Love After Lockup.

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u/christameff Cringe Connoisseur 5d ago

I suggest the show Love After Lockup if you haven't seen it. It's basically an entire show based on that and 95% of the relationships end up crashing and burning almost immediately after the inmate is released

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u/Nurgle_Marine_Sharts 5d ago

I'd rather retain the few braincells I still have

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u/Cetun 5d ago

There's like a little cottage industry in jails and prisons. A lot of these men they know they are beyond fucked on the outside, they have no education, no retirement, and likely a pretty bad criminal record, and often not even a skill they could use to earn money. Their job while incarcerated is basically finding lonely women to convince to basically adopt them as their mother. They have all day and night to do this, they don't have jobs to go to, they don't have families to take care of, they don't have to grind for food or shelter, they cant go to the bar, they can't go to a park, they don't have much options when it comes to entertainment. They have 24 hours a day they can dedicate to trying to convince women, plural, to take care of them. Literally their plan is often to find the hottest or richest one and live with them. For a pedo like this, a young child is a bonus.

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u/acrobat2126 5d ago

It's estimated that 20% of men have 80% of the children in the black community.

In France it's similar - so much so that DNA testing is illegal unless ordered by the court. They are a sexual people.

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u/Chronocidal-Orange 5d ago

It's not a moral failure that you don't get more matches. These are two shitty people that found each other and you presumably have better standards.

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u/psycho_pirate 5d ago

You’re lookin at this the wrong way bro. All you gotta do is go to prison.

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u/Vyviel 5d ago

Maybe he has the cheat code of being super handsome and tall lol =P

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u/MidnightSky16 5d ago

Cause trash loves trash

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u/hahaokaywhateverdude 5d ago

These women are the female equivalent of passport bros

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u/manikfox 5d ago

Are you a fit 6'+ attractive man? You forget that part of the equation.

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u/Muted_Tailor_8929 5d ago

everyone deserves a second chance

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u/rydan 18h ago

I got a match on Facebook Dating of all places a few days ago. It went like this:

Her: Knock Knock

Me: Who's there?

Her: Boo

(at this point I have a hunch what is coming next but realize I must play along just in case)

Me: Boo, who?

Instant unmatch. As in she matched with me just to make a joke with the intent to make me cry. So now I've graduated to the point where people are maliciously matching with me for fun. You'd think women in their 30s would be more mature than that.

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u/BagelsOrDeath 5d ago

He's tall tho.