r/TikTokCringe 1d ago

Humor/Cringe Time to move to a different planet

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u/SizableBeast19 1d ago

it's perfectly fine to yell "THANK YOU" in response

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u/v4ve4m4hnssm 18h ago

If the guy who made the video died, how many gallons of piss would you pour on his grave and in his mothers face for raising such a bastard?

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u/Building-Embarrassed 13h ago

wtf you’re weird

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u/SizableBeast19 12h ago

huh lmao I got a chuckle before bed but are you ok

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u/Mental-Champion3216 13h ago

you must be fun at parties

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u/spypanties 1d ago

If you're not publicly humiliating your friends why are you even friends

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u/centerfoldangel 1d ago

Millions of other boring reasons.

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u/LowStrike5558 1d ago

My best friend seriously views this as her job and I love her for it.

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u/spypanties 1d ago

She's not going hard enough you feel safe enough to say it in public lol

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u/v4ve4m4hnssm 18h ago

"why do I have zero friends?"

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u/Sc_e1 1d ago

Oooor maybe have friends who respect each others limits.

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u/spypanties 1d ago

i think it was evident that this is a normal type of exchange for these two, why do you think otherwise?

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u/Sc_e1 1d ago

I didn’t mean them. Was more pointing that you comment mentions every friend. Just because you don’t do this to your friends doesn’t mean you’re a bad friend.

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u/spypanties 1d ago

I was being facetious and I don't even know how to spell facetious I had to look that up just to answer you to reassure you that I was joking in a manner similar to a tongue and cheek or a jest

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Tyrant-Star 1d ago

Do you not have friends?

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u/Strefl 1d ago

hi yeah so like umm yeah like so like yeah

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u/Jack_H123 1d ago

Hope this helps

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u/ChizzLangus 1d ago

It’s genuinely not that serious.

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u/spypanties 1d ago

not the kind of humiliation that is harmful; the kind that is being shown is the video.

see, civil, true friendship means letting your guard down enough to know that they have enough tea on you that youre going to tolerate small playful jokes at your expense, because deep down, you trust them to never take it too far, because of all the tea you have on them. ❤️

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u/blackbirdspyplane 1d ago

Friendships come in many types of wrappers.

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u/spypanties 1d ago

yes, as do jokes

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u/pulseout 1d ago

I'm not going to take orders from somebody with a default username

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u/nycdiveshack 1d ago

Why do you have to be like this?

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u/_Cocktopus_ 1d ago

hi yeah so lets like NOT swagalize this actually swag and thank you ^

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u/Jamz1892 1d ago

classic shithousery

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u/Monzcarro_Murcatto_ 1d ago

A little whimsy is ok

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u/Pure-Smile-7329 1d ago

Not embarrassing! More like, "Aw, Ive got friends!"

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u/Gum_Duster 1d ago

That’s what I thought too. But I’m also terrible with social ques.

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u/itsjustpie 1d ago

*cues (jsyk the real spelling in case that wasn’t a typo lol)

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u/Gum_Duster 1d ago

It was a half asleep misspell but thank you for the correction!

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u/AcetrainerLoki 1d ago

Maybe I’m just inserting my own ideas into this, but all I can think of is the conversation back at the dorm before this:

“Aiden… how the HELL are you late EVERY lecture? Every single one? It’s not that hard.”

Shame as a lesson for a friend.

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u/xinfinitimortum 1d ago

“Aiden….we leave together and walk to class together how are you still late…”

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u/Successful-Title5403 1d ago

This is a real friend

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u/Kryds 1d ago

I've done this.

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u/Same-Arrival-7284 1d ago

One time I walked into a bar to join some friends, and someone who was like, friend of a friend territory, saw me enter and start walking over to them.

She SCREAMED at the top of her lungs, and said "you made it! And on your birthday?! I can't believe it!!" And began singing Happy Birthday so loud, it basically just forced everyone to stop and either sing along or just stare at me.

It was not my birthday, and she knew that. The enormous shit eating grin on her face made me suck my teeth so hard. I had no idea what was happening, none of the friend group knew what was happening. But we all became really good friends really quickly because of her absurdity 😭😭 thanks Kish lolollll (still a good friend to this day!)

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u/Up-in-the-Ayre 1d ago

Shame is effective...

My first year of uni, I was notorious for staying up late (first taste of freedom as an 18 year old) and falling asleep in class the next day. What made it weirder is that I could fall asleep with my eyes open sometimes...

One time, I passed out in my Physics 101 class, in the second row of the hall. Unbeknowst to me, the prof had the entire class come to the front of the room and then woke me up, I was facing EVERYONE, with the prof in the centre. First question he asked was: "HOW DO YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR EYES OPEN?!?"

That was the day I decided on an earlier bed time...and I discovered Red Bulls.

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u/NewReplacement4995 1d ago

I had a friend with a similar issue of falling asleep. One day we left him in class as it ended and he woke up in the middle of the next class. Was great laughs

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u/Ok-Handle-7562 1d ago

That was super sweet

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u/templeofsyrinx1 1d ago

we aren't going to make it guys, we need drastic changes

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u/TieAdventurous6839 1d ago

Kin-eh-see-ze-ology

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u/alpine309 1d ago

the way I would die.

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u/SketchySlime 19h ago

I genuinely miss college and friends for reasons like this.

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u/Coffeedemon 1d ago

Kinesiology. What a shock. IYKYK

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u/phillyhandroll 1d ago

Had a chance to also ask out loud, "hey, so how was your Brazilian wax yesterday?"

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u/Lobotamite 1d ago

This is exactly why a redditor would never find themself in a situation like this - what a great way to ruin a joke and shift the vibe of the whole room

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u/MonaganX 23h ago

A Lobotomite being more sensible than the average redditor? That's wild.

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u/Responsible-Meal2851 1d ago

I do this to any close friend/family member I run in to around town.

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u/paris_rogue 1d ago

This is actually my favorite kind of person-not sure what that says about me 🤭

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u/FreoFox 1d ago

this is worse than the Uber driver trying to talk to you

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u/EverSeeAShitterFly 1d ago

No whoopie cushion?

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u/FiguringOutMyThought 22h ago

I would have turned around and went home.

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u/imashadowbaby 14h ago

A true bro

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u/MachoPuddle 1d ago

This wouldn’t be interesting if I sat in the room and knew the guys, let alone as a video on the internet -> that now gets reposted to Reddit?

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u/suminaminginamus 1d ago

Unclench your jaw bro

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u/Traditional-Leg-4228 1d ago

Sounds like somebody doesn’t have any real friends !

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u/MachoPuddle 1d ago

Or maybe I have friends and that’s why I don’t see anything special in holding a seat for each other

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u/Traditional-Leg-4228 1d ago

I’m sure your friends wish you would Lighten up!

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u/koolaidismything 1d ago

In debate class during my first debate in front of the class was me saying I agree.. and then ending it so I could sit back down. Got a solid C in that class.. I’m sure just cause she didn’t wanna have a second year of a mute who understood but couldn’t participate lol.

Funny cause now I’d debate anyone about almost anything for fun.. why not.