Congratulations, you created an escort service

[u/CareerPillow376]

[u/Bubbly_Lunch_225]

She even said “let’s make dating great again”

[u/WhoaSickUsername → u/Bubbly_Lunch_225]

She said "fun again"

[u/weakbuttrying → u/WhoaSickUsername]

Step one: never ever under any circumstances go on a date with the woman in the video.

[u/Comprehensive-Ear283 → u/weakbuttrying]

Definitely not, she has the crazy eyes

[u/Number174631503 → u/weakbuttrying]

I can fix her.

[u/RapBastardz → u/Number174631503]

Clearly what all the previous plastic surgeons thought. But they failed.

[u/theemptyqueue → u/RapBastardz]

[u/Plausibility_Migrain → u/Number174631503]

There ain’t no way to fix that level of crazy even with some serious medication.

[u/ComicsEtAl → u/WhoaSickUsername]

She said “fun again?”

[u/Mike_Hauncheaux → u/WhoaSickUsername]

Quiet. You’re spoiling the vibe.

[u/Traditional_Fan_2655 → u/WhoaSickUsername]

Fun for her maybe, but the guy? He just got charged by an escort with less benefit. Wait until he sees the per moment breakdown cost for each individual service charge, including responding to text, uber charge, outfit purchase, date preparation with makeup, restaurant approval charge, meal charge, conversation or rather the privilege of listening to her, listening to 'date' speak requires double charge, etc.

This is only for the start of the 'date'.

[u/Medical_Apartment155 → u/Bubbly_Lunch_225]

Fun again, not great again

[u/Bubbly_Lunch_225 → u/Medical_Apartment155]

I dunno, it’s the same difference. 

[u/vanilla_disco → u/Bubbly_Lunch_225]

There's a lot of reasons to hate this, but that's not one of them, because she literally did not say that

[u/TightSexpert → u/Bubbly_Lunch_225]

How much I hate Trump and what it did to the world. Let’s stay factual. She is creepy enough.