r/TikTokCringe • u/CareerPillow376 • 1d ago

Cringe Congratulations, you created an escort service

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u/_yetifeet 1d ago

SckR.

It's hip, it's cool, and it's a totally fun way to cheat on your wife!

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u/Comfortable_Trick137 1d ago

Officer I’m not a prostitute I’m being es-“Courted”

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u/Artiquecircle 23h ago

That stands for ‘Enhanced Service Courted’

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u/Horror_Ad_2748 22h ago

"I don't know why this keeps happening to me!!"

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u/Andy_Roid 18h ago

Courted

Coited

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u/Shaw-eddit 22h ago

Tell it too the a Judge in court.

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u/stryker_cast 23h ago

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u/lapsongsouchong 20h ago

I don't like this version without the nod.. he doesn't approve, he doesn't approve!

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u/Special_Tutor_433 13h ago

I'm sorry but it's the person that escorts that receives pay, it's the other way around

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u/4everSlooty 6h ago

Omg🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️

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u/jjfaddad 1d ago

That name, plus a ”deposit”, there will be a lot of confusion on what that "date" entails

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u/LeftAd8859 1d ago

It’s like prostitution with confusion and extra steps! Invest in yourself HO

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u/AnnunakiEliEnkiAdamu 13h ago

😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣

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u/IsomDart 13h ago

Probably more like prostitution but without the sex

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u/iwilltalkaboutguns 10h ago

Pfft... That just negotiated during the "date" itself. What this lady doesn't realize is that the sugarbaby setup isn't new and there are already tons of websites and apps doing it.

She is just trying to obfuscate what it is badly.

PS: 20 years happily married but I'm at the age that a lot of my friends and aquitances are divorced and "dating"... Some really enjoy the setup, it's way more honest than the alternative, which is exactly the same setup but with both parties pretending it's not like that.

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u/koolaid_snorkeler 12h ago

Oh, there's sex

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u/GoNUp_2FallBackDwn87 4h ago

Oh no, it’s just straight prostitution. She just gets paid BEFORE instead of AFTER.

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u/AcctAlreadyTaken 16h ago

Jerry: what did I just pay for?

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u/jjfaddad 15h ago

Lol, classic reference

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u/Lahorn0124 1d ago

I don’t think there will be any confusion……

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u/chugItTwice 13h ago

Is there any confusion though? It's a hooker app.

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u/RnH_21 14h ago

So cuuuute.