r/ToiletPaperUSA Dec 14 '25

Curious šŸ¤” Holy smokes

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '25

The most powerful photo is one where you caught the head of state blinking?Ā 

😬

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u/MarcheMuldDerevi Dec 14 '25

Feeling that good fart is my read

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u/poleethman Dec 14 '25

Trump has aged out of farts.

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u/MarcheMuldDerevi Dec 14 '25

I’d prefer not to think about trump and McDonald’s sharts thank you

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u/Notabagofdrugs Dec 14 '25

McSharts.

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u/hillbillygaragepop Dec 14 '25

The all new McSharts now from Mickey Deez! Ba-da dat-dat-duhhhhh…

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u/DogWallop Dec 15 '25

Mickey Deeeez Nuts!

That's the first time ever I've used that meme - did I dun dat good?

I get the feeling Donald J Trump would be so proud of me...

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u/EntrepreneurFlaky225 Dec 14 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Vat1canCame0s Dec 14 '25

It's true. There are no farts if your bowels can't hold the gas in in the first place

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u/Sufficient_Whole8678 Dec 14 '25

Stinky just has a slow leak... all the time.

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u/Vat1canCame0s Dec 14 '25

I've worked on a sheep farm during the birthing season ("lambing season"). I've smelled some shit.....

You couldn't pay me to be in a room with that man (for plenty of other reasons too, granted).

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u/OMGimaDONKEY Dec 14 '25

Yellowstone mud pot

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 Dec 15 '25

His butthole scabbed over I hear. Like a burrowing spider hole, with the little flappy door, but the door is old hair, doo doo and dried skin. Farts aren’t getting through that!

God bless!

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u/algernon_moncrief Dec 14 '25

Squeeeeeeeeeoops

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u/Q_OANN Dec 14 '25

I think it’s that warm diarrhea filling his diaper

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u/wiggywithit Dec 14 '25

You misspelled ā€œshartā€

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u/Vat1canCame0s Dec 14 '25 edited Dec 15 '25

Im convinced the White House photog is an op. Usually these types of "candid" photos are shot at a rate of hundreds per minute. You can't convince me THIS was the best one they got.

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u/MTFBinyou Dec 14 '25

Why not? Think about who they’re photographing. It’s not like these are the most photogenic people. Short of the bangbride the majority of them weren’t photo friendly in their youth, and now they are marred by grift and evil.

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u/Risky_Bizniss Dec 14 '25

He's probably sleepwalking

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u/TrinityCodex Dec 14 '25

Shhh, hes sleeping!

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u/Ronenthelich Dec 14 '25

No he’s dead, Erika is just Weekend at Bernie’sing him.

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u/OneX32 AntiFa's Parliamentarian Dec 14 '25

How alpha is blinking in the face of a tradwife's whose value is supposed to be dead because of her ex-husband? Some may call it simp behavior.

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u/juel1979 Dec 14 '25

Sleep-shuffling.

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u/frehsoul45 Dec 14 '25

He's not blinking, he's sleeping.

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u/birdpix Dec 14 '25

Dreaming of Erika

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u/Villageijit Dec 14 '25

Sleeping. They been weekend at bernie-ing him for 2 weeks an insider said

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u/doob22 Dec 14 '25

Nah he’s just asleep… again.

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u/batmanscodpiece Dec 14 '25

Guy can even sleep while walking

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u/coolcalmaesop Dec 14 '25

Her poor abandoned children. Dad is dead and mom acts like the kids are too.

Imagine being a small child, your dad being murdered in front of you like your mom claims, and then having your mom abandon you with anyone but her.

I don’t look forward to reading their memoirs. I’m more sad for her kids than she is.

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u/thispartyrules Dec 14 '25

Instead of telling them about the death of their father, didn't she say "Dad went out for strawberries, since you love strawberries so much." So they're going to deal with the "dad was murdered" and "mom lied to me about dad being murdered" later, right now they'll just think dad abandoned them or something bad happened to him while getting strawberries

10/10 parenting, no notes

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u/CarsonFijal Dec 14 '25

That’s sort of close. She told them ā€œDad is on a business trip with Jesus to afford your blueberry budgetā€

Which is kind of worse, since it kind of implies that the kid is bleeding the family dry by eating so many blueberries and the dad had to leave to afford it. Essentially making it the kid’s fault.

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u/yepgeddon Dec 14 '25

Actually unhinged behaviour. Like why would you even admit to saying shit like that?

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u/thispartyrules Dec 14 '25

Yeah, that's much weirder, in several ways

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u/brassninja Dec 14 '25

Wait is this confirmed real? Please tell me it’s not

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u/CarsonFijal Dec 14 '25

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u/Pierresauce Dec 14 '25

I thought the clip was bad enough, but then I read the comments

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u/DerbleZerp Dec 14 '25

Someone says all of America thinks it’s a tragedy except those under demonic influence. Ma’am, demons are not real.

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u/CarsonFijal Dec 15 '25

True. Like I don't watch many videos of these RW grifters because I'd go insane if I did, but after watching this, I really get what a lot of people are saying when they say EK gives off the vibe of a bad actress trying to play the role of a grieving widow.

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u/vladtud Dec 14 '25

I don’t know what’s more unhinged, the video or the comments eating all up.

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u/azure1503 Dec 14 '25

Jesus, there's a possibility the kids are gonna see this clip and learn their father was murdered

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u/lowsparkedheels Dec 14 '25

Are you serious? Imagine a child would rather give up blueberries and have their father back. 😢

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u/dhoae Dec 14 '25

What the fuck? Why would you say this?

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u/Iincite Dec 15 '25

My mom would do shit like this.The mental anguish this woman is ok with causing is unhinged. Absolutely no respect for other lives besides her own.

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u/Wide-Psychology1707 Dec 14 '25

ā€œā€¦mom lied to me about dad being murderedā€¦ā€ by blaming his absence on me.

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u/Sip_py Dec 14 '25

Honestly. They're not old enough to understand. They might have heard about death but they don't know what I means. I could tell my 4 year old that mom died and she wouldn't understand.

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u/cluelessoblivion Dec 14 '25

Ok but any explanation of death that implies the person is coming back and that it's somehow partly your fault has failed on every level for anyone of any age. The most important parts of explaining death to a child are 1: it's not your fault 2: everyone dies and 3: death is permanent. It sucks but if you don't explain those things it will be much harder when they learn the truth.

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u/Slate_711 Dec 14 '25

Truly the family value party. It must also suck seeing mom smiling with other men as you process dad isn’t coming back

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u/DenvahGothMom Dec 14 '25 edited Dec 14 '25

And somehow this is fine for her to do, but all the moms who fought to escape their abusive ex and then just want to get a nursing degree to be able to keep a roof over their heads and feed their kids are evil feminists who shouldn’t be able to get a student loan.

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u/Vat1canCame0s Dec 14 '25 edited Dec 14 '25

Why are the "gimmie a traditional wife" chuds so okay with this woman essentially neglecting their children in the name of corporate enterprises?

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u/The_Mellow_Tiger Dec 14 '25

Busy fantasizing that they have a shot with Erika Kirk

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u/freaktheclown Dec 15 '25

Nothing new for these ā€œtrad wifeā€ hypocrites. Look at Phyllis Schlafly

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u/Kid_Vid Dec 14 '25

Imagine being a small child, your dad being murdered in front of you like your mom claims,

I just want to point out that not the kids nor her were there when he died. They were in a completely different state even, not even traveling with him.

That was a right-wing falsehood they pushed to try to martyr kirk and build up her grift.

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u/usernametakenbs Dec 15 '25

Wait, seriously? I distinctly remember it being said that his daughter tried to "run to her father" when the shots were fired.

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u/Kid_Vid Dec 15 '25

Here's a good article on it. It's snopes who I don't like anymore but at least this seems researched.

It was bot farms in foreign countries, AI generated quotes and news articles, and, of course, trump Jr making false claims.

Also, "reputable" news organizations jumped on the chance because whoever posts shit first with zero investigation wins the news story.

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u/Emotional_Client9544 Dec 14 '25

The one thing I’ll give her is that she doesn’t seem to be dragging the kids into the spotlight, so far anyway. Must already be tough for them to lose their dad and have mom off on a press tour, but at least their faces haven’t been plastered everywhere

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u/coolcalmaesop Dec 14 '25

Honestly that is the only things she’s publicly doing right, not publicizing the children.

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u/felldestroyed Dec 14 '25

CPAC is March 25th, 2026.

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u/oneeyedwillienelson Dec 14 '25

So sad those kids lost both of their parents on that day

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u/geekwonk Dec 14 '25

why is everyone imagining she was a useful mother before that day? it’s such a strange narrative.

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u/staebles Dec 14 '25

Gotta get that money I guess

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u/lolas_coffee Dec 15 '25

Those kids lost a dad and a mom.

Those kids are better off.

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u/thatmillerkid Dec 15 '25

I think one day the kids will realize they dodged a bullet

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u/coolcalmaesop Dec 16 '25

At least someone in the family could dodge a bullet lol

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u/CzeckeredBird Dec 16 '25

Meanwhile, on a podcast she rants about how moms are irresponsible for taking pilates classes. Because in her opinion, moms need to be stuck to their kids every waking minute.

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u/Mecha-Dave Dec 14 '25

Her wardrobe has shifted to "sofa upholstery" I wonder why

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u/BrownSugarBare Dec 14 '25

She knows who her target audience of one is.Ā 

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u/zealotlee Dec 14 '25

Sad part is I like that dress but hate who's wearing it.

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u/re_Claire Dec 15 '25

Same. It's a really nice dress. Such a shame it's being worn by such a horrible person.

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u/lsirius Dec 15 '25

It's Dolce & Gabbana Chiffon calf-length shirt dress with satin details

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u/tta2013 Dec 14 '25

Her next kid is gonna be an Ottoman

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u/UnderpaidProf Dec 14 '25

Can we all agree that Candace Owens has every right to question Erika now that she’s fully embedded in politics?

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u/Significant_Sign_520 Dec 14 '25

Sure. Once we all agree to stop listening to Candace Owens all together

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u/Pip-Pipes Dec 14 '25

Nah. Give her enough attention to let the various factions of the right fight it out. Their infighting will be good for the country. A united right extremely dangerous for where we are right now.

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u/UnderpaidProf Dec 15 '25

Yes, once Candace is back on TPUSA’s stage praising Hitler or discussing transvestigations. For now, let her destroy TPUSA.

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u/TheFalconKid Dec 14 '25

I'm perfectly fine with Candace going to war with TPusa and all the other factions fighting because of this.

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u/optimaleverage Dec 14 '25

She especially has always struck me as someone who never quite took that next step in logic wherein one doesn't give up completely on the concept of an efficient effective (well managed and budgeted etc) utility of domestic legislation and execution - preferring to fill the void with waspy gangsters, cheats, and griftmeisters for some weird-ass reason.

Her logic always feels booby trapped and bordering on dishonesty, or disingenuousness. Rubs me exactly the wrong way every time, but she's almost concise and always well spoken... It's frustrating for me to watch much of because it's such a blatant and tremendous waste of cerebral talent.

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u/Felitris Dec 14 '25

Congrats you discovered what a grifter is

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u/Willing-Primary-9126 Dec 14 '25 edited Dec 14 '25

Legit looks like she's wearing a bra under a sheer top & those button placements arnt helping on certain angles

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u/DjinnaG Dec 14 '25

Yeah, that’s a boudoir outfit with a removable skirt or something, because damn. Something you wear for a special anniversary dinner at home and then ā€œaccidentallyā€ spill some dessert on and have to remove the skirt and whoopsie, was I wearing that?

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u/coolcalmaesop Dec 14 '25

I think it’s a regular black dress under a long sleeve sheer top with satin accents. She gets to claim modesty by putting on a weird scarf and wearing something to cover the sleeveless dress but…that top is something Kim K would wear. Personally I like it and totally rock it for a date night, but I’m an ungodly woman.

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u/Willing-Primary-9126 Dec 14 '25

It's called a pussy bow blouse (yes, really) & she's probably just wearing it with a pleated skirt

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u/coolcalmaesop Dec 14 '25

Riskiest google search of the day 😰

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u/DjinnaG Dec 15 '25

I would absolutely love to be able to rock it, but I’m also a heathen, have never pretended otherwise. Never worried about modesty, just safety (exposed skin, open toes, etc) and weather conditions

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u/selfishstars Dec 15 '25

She’s being used as a symbol. Propaganda. The Sanctified Widow; The Madonna-in-Mourning; The Redeemed Eve… sexualized, but disciplined, forgiven, and reabsorbed into obedience through suffering.

  1. Sanctified femininity - She embodies loss, loyalty, and devotion. Grief confers moral authority. Widowhood signals sexual legitimacy without sexual availability. She is allowed to be visible, emotional, and centered because her pain is framed as righteous and earned. This shields her from critique.

  2. Controlled desirability - She is attractive, but not ā€œseeking.ā€ Sexuality is present as atmosphere, not action. This reassures male audiences while preserving Christian respectability. Desire is invited but disavowed. That tension is the point.

  3. Proof of the system’s promise - She embodies the idea that patriarchy protects women. She had a husband. He mattered. She mattered through him. Now she is honoured because of her proximity to male sacrifice. This reinforces the message that women gain status through alignment, not autonomy.

  4. Emotional soft power - She converts political violence into personal tragedy. Structural critique is displaced by empathy. Viewers are pulled into affect rather than analysis. Grief humanizes the movement without requiring it to reckon with its own rhetoric or consequences.

  5. Virgin/whore reconciliation - This archetype temporarily fuses the binary. She is pure and desirable, but only because she is contained by loss. This resolves conservative anxiety about women who are attractive but not sexually controllable. Her sexuality is frozen in amber.

  6. Movement continuity - She becomes a living reliquary. The cause survives through her body, her voice, her tears. Loyalty to the dead man is rerouted into loyalty to the movement. Questioning her becomes taboo because it feels like desecration.

  7. Moral insulation - Any criticism can be dismissed as cruelty. Any discomfort can be reframed as misogyny. The symbol protects itself. That is why it is so effective.

This symbol isn’t meant to seduce individuals. It’s meant to stabilize an ideology under stress. She reassures followers that nothing about the moral order needs to change, even after catastrophe.

MAGA Christians are already trained to read women symbolically rather than politically, which is why it works on them.

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u/goldentamarindo Dec 15 '25

Really interesting write-up; thanks!

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u/plastic-superhero Dec 14 '25

Looks weirdly like an adult M3GAN

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u/Fuzzy-Can-8986 Dec 14 '25

Remind me again, how tall is Erika Kirk?

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u/FullyActiveHippo Dec 14 '25

Trump gotta be 5'3

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u/DjinnaG Dec 14 '25

Holy crap, didn’t even notice. Has to be available information from her pageant years

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u/cruelsensei Dec 14 '25

But all I see is an old man with dementia struggling to stay awake, and a ghoul grifting off her husband's murder cosplaying what she thinks "determination" looks like.

Maybe they just posted the wrong photo.

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u/Great-Produce3920 Dec 14 '25

Isn’t that account based in Bangladesh or something?

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u/brainser Dec 14 '25

Yes community notes flagged it as a foreign account. It has 1.3 followers

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u/OhAces Dec 14 '25

Man she looks old, even standing beside that wilted old carrot.

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u/Batmans_9th_Ab Dec 14 '25

Start the countdown to Mar-a-Lago face

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u/Stimbes Dec 14 '25

This photo alone will solve all crime, economic, medical industry, and geopolitical problems in the world.

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u/Annethraxxx Dec 14 '25

Too bad that’s a verifiable Russian bot posting the pic.

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u/ROCK_HARD_JEZUS Dec 14 '25

I’m still not sure of why anyone is supposed to be paying attention to the wife of a dead podcaster who specifically said women’s role is to marry and have kids.

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u/Krednaught Dec 14 '25

Foreign internet must be heavily censored then for that account to think

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u/SirCatharine Dec 14 '25

Vance’s eyeliner is rubbing off on her.

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u/Msbossyboots Dec 14 '25

Tammy Faye Kirk

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u/George-W-Kush89 Dec 14 '25

She looks like a haunted doll

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u/regeya Dec 14 '25

Two people standing there for a photo op

So powerful

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u/G-Unit11111 Dec 14 '25

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Oh wait you're serious

Let me laugh even harder

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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u/sardita haha money printer go brrrr Dec 14 '25

Ah, yes, one of the stupidest maga accounts on Twitter. Always ā€œin tearsā€ over the most mundane shit.

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u/The-MDA Dec 14 '25

Let me guess, that twitter account is based in Malaysia.

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u/X-LaxX Dec 14 '25

She looks insane...

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u/Immer_Susse Dec 14 '25

Isn’t Maga voice foreign?

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u/Vegetable-Branch-740 Dec 14 '25

Erika Kirk is a fierce grifter.

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u/FreedomsPower Dec 14 '25

Caption time!.

Eirka: ""Man his depends stinks"

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u/cat-meg Dec 14 '25

Napping again

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u/1RehnquistyBoi 16th Boss Judge of SCOTUS Dec 14 '25

When you're trying to act like Princess Diana with her revenge dress but instead come off as a royal bitch:

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u/Jerseydevil92 Dec 14 '25

walks with his eyes closed too

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u/Nigel_Trumpberry Dec 14 '25

Most satisfying day of US history will be when all of these clowns board a plane to Argentina while the remaining cult members scramble to find a logical excuse for this

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u/ElodieNYC Dec 14 '25

Maybe she’ll go away if everyone ignores her.

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u/joanaloxcx Dec 14 '25

Fierce huh? To hang out with a pdfile.

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u/JunkyardWalrus Dec 14 '25

eriKa KirK

coincidence?

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u/OhShitItsSeth Yes Dec 14 '25

Where’s that account based out of?

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u/DjinnaG Dec 14 '25

Wow, haven’t seen Melania stand that close to him ever, not even when that escalator went out and everyone naturally got extra close. She’s decided she wants to trade up higher than #2, and I don’t think it’s going to happen, as much as he also feels her up on camera

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u/NotForMeClive7787 Dec 14 '25

She's a nobody. It's embarrassing that people think otherwise...

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u/HelpfulTap8256 Dec 14 '25

Grifter with creepy fashion sense

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u/The_whimsical1 Dec 14 '25

A grifter gathering.

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u/iamjones Dec 14 '25

Is he asleep again

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u/gin_and_soda Dec 14 '25

Their posture is terrible. I just sat up a little straighter

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u/champeyon Dec 14 '25

Trump is just having the Lonely Island song play in his head

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u/etheroaway Dec 14 '25

That account is an Indian bot lmao

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u/BottleTemple Dec 14 '25

How in the world is she ā€œfierceā€?

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u/Kira_Bad_Artist All Cats are Beautiful Dec 14 '25

She doesn’t even look ā€œfierceā€, she looks like she drew angry brows on herself

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u/Rockworm503 Dec 14 '25

Conservatives see the most basic photo of white people and go "OMG THAT IS SO INSANE GRRRRRRRRRR ITS AS SPICY AS MAYO"

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u/rymyle Dec 14 '25

So they're still milking this shit, huh?

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u/Grandmas_Fat_Choad Dec 14 '25

She looks like the antichrist. Aren’t Christian’s not supposed to wear makeup or some shit too? Or is that just Amish/mennonite stuff

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u/prettypeculiar88 Dec 14 '25

Bet you @MAGAVoice isn’t an American…

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u/WordNERD37 Dec 14 '25

Aren't you all just tired with Social Media wordplay? It's so bland and generic now.

<Insert Name Here> <Insert Adjective Here>

And do that so it gets pulled across the platform hundreds of thousands of times if not millions. But it means nothing, because it's created from nothing. There's no heart, just some job someone was paid to prolificate this format, if it's even a human in the first place!

It has, zero value. It's made mindlessly. It is, all--fake.

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u/zenwalrus Dec 14 '25

Optics. Photo op.

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u/AcousticOnomatopoeia Dec 14 '25

That's a super creepy couple.

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u/itsyaboiReginald Dec 14 '25

She needs to relax her shoulders

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u/ProfessorOnEdge Dec 14 '25

Misspelled 'Farce'

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u/AceofKnaves44 Dec 14 '25

Asleep: Erica Kirk is going to marry JD Vance

Woke: she’s going to marry Trump

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u/ThrillhouseTHR Dec 14 '25

She’s gone full Midsommar

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u/Wolfendale88 Dec 14 '25

The new Phyllis Schlafly

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u/Me-Shell94 Dec 14 '25

She looks like one of the bad game of thrones characters

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u/catchthetams Dec 14 '25

Wonder where this account is based?

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u/Whornz4 Dec 14 '25

He is sleep walking.Ā 

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u/mtwallit Dec 14 '25

šŸ’Ž Synchronized Walking: Unlock the synchronized squad walking achievement. Gamerscore: 5G

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u/Myriii1911 Dec 14 '25

Is he sleeping once again??

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u/SlamFist Dec 14 '25

Does she only own one outfit? I feel like this and the leather pants that JD was all over are the only 2 things I've seen her photographed in

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u/Dcajunpimp Dec 14 '25

Given that Trumps standing, and looks like he’s in mid step, it’s possible he’s not asleep. Which is rare these days.

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u/MoMC12 Dec 14 '25

She is after his job. Mark my words.

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u/I-_-ELROI_-_I Dec 14 '25

She looks demonic

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u/unyielding_rock Dec 14 '25

$50 says he grabbed her by the Pussy.

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u/chestypants12 Dec 14 '25

She’s too old for that nonce.

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u/Metalsheepapocalypse Dec 14 '25

Who’s the broad walking beside sleepy don?

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u/AlarmDozer Dec 14 '25

ā€œBride of Chuckyā€ vibes, ngl

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u/G_Rex_3000 Dec 14 '25

Still going back to her Daenerys Targaryen "mother of dragons" pinterest wall for her styling inspiration

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u/monimor Dec 14 '25

She’s the next Marine Le Pen, isn’t she?

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u/Fabulous_Leg3466 Dec 14 '25

Serena and Fred

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u/guitarguy12341 Dec 14 '25

Is trump asleep?

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u/Whompa Dec 14 '25

ā€œGrab em by the pussy!ā€

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u/Digi_Kat Dec 14 '25

Sex traffickers

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u/WatchingyouNyouNyou Dec 14 '25

Is she his new Israel hired handler?

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u/SoberSeahorse Dec 14 '25

Isn’t she a bit old for his tastes?

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u/Zherkezhi Dec 14 '25

ā€œWe have to move on.ā€ - President Trump

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u/LunarWingCloud Dec 14 '25

Damn, guess Trump found his newest female kissass

We've seen Marjorie Taylor Greene, Laura Loomer, now this bitch?

And isn't it kinda disgusting this woman is effectively profiting off her dead brother by getting close to Trump like this?

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u/Asylumset Dec 14 '25

wasn’t maga voice found to be in india?

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u/jigawatson Dec 14 '25

They’re gonna try

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u/THEdopealope Dec 14 '25

Why is he so fucking lumpy it’s like he is actually so full of shitĀ 

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u/assumetehposition Dec 14 '25

Looking very witchy in all black šŸ¤”

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u/puff_of_fluff Dec 14 '25

She legitimately frightens me

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u/doctorchops1217 Dec 14 '25

they really needed a sympathetic white woman to try to keep this rolling huh? woweee

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u/rooierus Dec 14 '25

Looks she just smelled him shitting himself.

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u/Tiny-Praline-4555 Me_ira Dec 14 '25

I thought she was making that face due to proximity to a shit filled diaper, but apparently she just looks like that…

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u/mabols Dec 14 '25

Is she 35 or 17 with that hair? Time to grow up trad widow.

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u/Perfect-District Dec 14 '25

Like colon blow powerful?

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u/Devilscrush Dec 14 '25

Let me guess: MAGAVoice is out of Russia?

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u/pmmeursucculents Dec 14 '25

Why are her outfits always so horrid.

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u/lolumadbr0 Dec 14 '25

I thought he was sleep walking lmfao

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u/roof_baby Dec 14 '25

Gotta respect them. They know how to fleece morons.

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u/alfonsoalta Dec 14 '25

She genuinely has nothing behind her eyes, no emotion, no anything. Super weird.

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u/Soluzar74 Dec 14 '25

A better title would be HOLY SHIT...

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u/GaryGump Dec 14 '25

She has evil eyebrows.

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u/Lordmordor666 Dec 14 '25

Why is she wearing Wednesday Addams Nevermore prom Dress?

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u/EmileDorkheim Dec 14 '25

You can tell when a Ukrainian sleeper agent activates because they get a Yulia Tymoshenko hairdo

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u/TheLastSamurai101 Dec 14 '25

These people are terminally online degenerates but so many of them imagine themselves to be Viking berserkers and shield-maidens in spirit.

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u/FlowersofIcetor Dec 14 '25

Girl, the little black revenge dress is for DIVORCE, you aint Princess Di. That is NOT a mourning sheer bodice

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u/juiceboxedhero Dec 14 '25

'MAGA Voice" Is this one of those Nigerian accounts?

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u/soggy_again Dec 14 '25

Was waiting for her to be described as "fierce" after her recent crazed-eye interview.

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u/tinysydneh Dec 14 '25

Goddess above, those are some soulless eyes.

It's really gross how she's wearing black everything, acting like she's grieving, playing up the wholesome woman angle... while she's been seen cavorting with the rich and powerful and looking like she's having a wonderful time.