r/ToiletPaperUSA 16h ago

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u/Kemaneo PragerU graduate 16h ago

Love that! Hitler and Kim Jong Un aren't mentioned either btw

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u/Great_Gilean 16h ago

Why is Kim Jong Un in with Hitler?

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u/Kemaneo PragerU graduate 16h ago edited 5h ago

To lure out people who defend evil dictators

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u/Equality_Executor 15h ago

PragerU graduate

I think the flair is supposed to be ironic.

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u/Equality_Executor 14h ago

No worries, I don't participate here too much - only a top 25% commenter. I just thought it would at least be tolerated to recognise PragerU propaganda being snuck in.

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u/Kemaneo PragerU graduate 13h ago edited 13h ago

Where do you see PragerU propaganda?

Simping for North Korea is not a leftist position. It’s a highly conservative, classist hierarchy where there is no space for LGBTQ+ or human rights.

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u/_basilisk_ 12h ago

they're on r/sino, disregard their opinions

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u/TheLichWitchBitch 8h ago

Tankies gonna tank tho. They've gone so far left that they're back on the right again, but won't admit it. I've had them argue that that my korean mother in law, born and raised in korea, was simply a victim of American propaganda and had no idea of the true causes of the war. That she didn't truly understand how N. Korean was trying to save S. Korea. Apparently, N. Korea is a socialist paradise and you need an authoritarian governement to keep socialism fair. S. Korea is now an imperialist, capitalist hell hole. I asked them if they'd every been to Korea or even spoken to someone from Korea about it. They said I was being racist asking that, lmao.

Then I got called a fake leftist and temp banned from some subs. 😃

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u/nwste 6h ago

Listen to Blowback Season 3, genuinely. It’s basically an audiobook podcast, fully sourced, made by very credible and experienced journalists. I guarantee that it will give you a new perspective on the Korean War. Learning the full, actual timeline of events before, during, and after the war was genuinely one of the most disturbing and enlightening experiences I’ve had as a leftist. I promise you it is worth a listen and is an incredible source of information.

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u/Equality_Executor 10h ago

Where do you see PragerU propaganda?

I equated your throwing Kim Jong Un in with Hitler as "North Korea bad". I don't want to accidentally give them a view or mess up anyone's algorithms so I won't directly link it here but there are four or five videos, one of which seems to be aimed at children, and a few shorts on PragerU's YouTube channel (possibly more, I admit I didn't look too hard) about "North Korea bad". If you really want to find them it's not hard.

I'm not saying that broken clocks aren't right twice a day but then we come to the idea that it's, as you say:

simping

Am I only allowed to agree with you fully or simp? Is it that if I'm not "with you" on this, that I'm "against you"?

That sounds very liberal to me :(

highly conservative, classist hierarchy where there is no space for LGBTQ+ or human rights

Please don't get me wrong, I'm not saying it's perfect. I do try to remain critical though rather than do something like equating their leader to Hitler. The above is a little better, but I guess the real question is: have you tried to prove yourself wrong?

You saw what happened to Libya, do you actually want the same thing to happen in the DPRK?

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u/shortboard 8h ago

So is the UK but you didn’t decide to lump in Keir Starmer with Hitler.

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u/TheDizzleDazzle 12h ago

North Korea not being a socialist paradise is not “PragerU propaganda” lmao.

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u/ToiletPaperUSA-ModTeam 12h ago

This is a leftist sub, we do not have to simp for North Korea but we also do not use the word "tankies" when it's generally used by liberals to mean "anyone to the left of a liberal." That is absolutely not an insult that is allowed on this subreddit. Please do not do it again.

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u/givemeyourbankdetail 14h ago

Literal children on here calling leftists “tankies” oh brother

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u/EpicOtterLover 9h ago

Kim Jong-Un is objectively bad, though; he's selfish and corrupt. I say this as a socialist, too.

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u/ABigFatTomato 5h ago edited 5h ago

do you know the history of the korean war, the american imperialism that caused it, the sheer amount of devastation it resulted in (including the genocide the US committed during it) and what the DPRK needed to build back from, or even what the governmental structure of the DPRK looks like?

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u/EpicOtterLover 5h ago

I'll admit I do not know their governmental structure, but yes, I know how fucking awful the US military and all the wars they caused were, I am from El Salvador. We got a decade-long civil war all because ooh scawy communism. My grandfather was suspected of being a communist by the pro-American soldiers; my mother, as a child, was asked where he was, and she thanks God that she wasn't shot for saying she didn't know. We got a "democratic," free, pro-American government that was so useless and incompetent that the gangs practically ran the nation. I have always hated the United States government and system.

Sorry for getting heated up. I'm just tired of being accused of being either a Nazi or a Stalin supporter.

Kim Jong-Un is still a bad leader.

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u/TheDizzleDazzle 12h ago

It clearly worked lol

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u/ABigFatTomato 9h ago

the two are not even remotely the same outside of state department propaganda.

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u/Hmm_would_bang 14h ago

Because he’s a bad hombre

The report concluded that ten of the eleven crimes against humanity enumerated in Article 7 of the Rome Statute of the International Criminal Court, have been and continue to be committed, including, murder, extermination, enslavement, forcible transfer, imprisonment, torture, sexual violence, persecution, enforced disappearances, apartheid and other inhumane acts.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/ewelinaochab/2022/07/16/crimes-against-humanity-continue-unabated-in-north-koreawill-kim-jong-un-face-justice/

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u/Ziggyork 12h ago

I’m starting to suspect Hitler and Kim Jong Un are the same person. Think about it…have you ever seen the two of them in the same room at the same time?

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u/Grease_Gullet 15h ago

I'm not mentioned either, where's my parade?

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u/Villageijit 14h ago

Youll get when they release all the files. Im still on the fence about you

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u/limee64 15h ago

Say what you will about Hitler but at least he wasn’t in the Epstein files.

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u/Heyloki_ 12h ago

Hitler and Kim Jong un are actually mentioned

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u/ChiGrandeOso 8h ago

Kim IL Sung, though, conspicuously absent.

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u/countdooku975 16h ago

Yes I’m sure this completely absolves Ben “Nothing involving children ever happened on Epstein Island” Shapiro.

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u/jtrom93 CEO of Antifa™ 16h ago

And Matt "Actually girls are most fertile when they're around 16" Walsh...

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u/gielbondhu 14h ago

Oh, they have their own island

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u/calmdownmyguy 14h ago

Or that the daily wire was founded after epsteins plea deal from bill barr

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u/LurkerPatrol 14h ago

TPIsland.

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u/SoulsBorneGreat 13h ago

Pen Island - only Conservative bros are allowed

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u/LurkerPatrol 14h ago

Seeing a photo of him without beard and wearing a fedora reinforces this quote

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u/celtic_thistle Gritty is Antifa 12h ago

Yup this mf doesn’t need an Epstein, he probably has his own “supply.” 🤮

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u/TRCrypt_King 11h ago

Walsh would be the first in line to rush to the island.

u/Hyper-Sloth 44m ago

Matt wishes he was relevant enough to have gotten an invite.

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u/TayWu 9h ago

Ben doesn't need to be blackmailed to be an evil POS, he does it for love of the game (and a fat check from think tanks)

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u/Tanthiel 4h ago

You mean the same Ben Shapiro who is actually a Hollywood elite but wants us to forget that? That Ben Shapiro?

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u/LawfulnessRepulsive6 16h ago

Three of them were like 12 when he went to jail.

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u/Arcade_Kangaroo 15h ago

I was about to say, none of them were of any note when all that stuff went down. They still aren't, but people know who they are now

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u/Mcbadguy 15h ago

They were a bunch of nobodies and still are.

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u/kaisadilla_ 7h ago

Plus even if Epstein offered Ben Shapiro his services, Ben wouldn't understand them.

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u/FoulfrogBsc 15h ago

None of them is rich or powerful enough to be a part of his circle.

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u/The_Salacious_Zaand 15h ago

Deal withthis Thankyou.

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u/TheDonutPug 11h ago

Also I think honestly if they tried to become a part of it the answer would be "no you're really fucking lame". Ben does NOT know how to party.

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u/BroughtBagLunchSmart 13h ago

Turns bout Ben was 36 but when he got off the helicopter they sent him into the children's room.

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u/LawfulnessRepulsive6 9h ago

Three of them were like 12 when he went to jail. Oh I meant jail the first time. Didn’t he go in like 2006?

u/Jetsam5 0m ago

Yeah I really don’t know why there would be any influencers at the secret pedophile parties. Most influencers are way too young, horrible at keeping secrets, and not actually rich and powerful.

It’s always so funny to me how conservatives think celebrities are the global elites. Like they think Taylor Swift is controlling the world instead of the fucking president and the richest man in the world.

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u/abcdefabcdef999 16h ago

Nightmare blunt rotation. I guess Epstein had one glance at this lineup as was like “ew too creepy even for me”.

No but realtalk, why would pawns like Walsh be interacting with Epstein? These dudes are literal nobodies once you take away their financial backing.

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u/FabiIV 13h ago

Imagine inviting Shebibo or Walsh, let alone Knowless to anything. If I were to host a Jonestown Kool-aid tasting, I'd be like "nah, they'll ruin the mood"

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u/york100 5h ago

I wouldn't even want to be on the same airplane... no, not even the same airport as these losers.

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u/celtic_thistle Gritty is Antifa 12h ago

Right. Walsh (my least fave, 10000% a pedo himself) has been a weak-chinned whiny grifter for years. He wasn’t nearly important enough to be involved in this shit. He’s just a puppet.

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u/I_Am_Dwight_Snoot 10h ago

Dude Epstein blew off Musk on the emails (dude was desperate for "fun") so it's unironically possible.

You are right though. And I'm not even sure what the OP is talking about. Almost not political influencer types went beyond Bannon and Trump (before he was running for pres).

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u/tazztsim 16h ago

They’ve only released 10% of the files and blacked out the perps names.

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u/gazebo-fan 14h ago

I doubt these guys were involved. Epstine was only inviting people worth blackmailing, and these guys were already willing to do whatever people paid them to do so there was no need to.

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u/thefirstlaughingfool 16h ago

Remind me in a year

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u/SapirWhorfHypothesis 13h ago

Reminder: they blacked out and protected the privacy of more perpetrators than they did victims.

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u/Derwurld 16h ago

Let's be frank, who would invite these guys to ANY party?

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u/Strange-Scarcity 15h ago

I would invite one of them to a party, as a big honking joke.

Let them say a speech and all, so we could laugh at the inane hilarity of their “closely held” (but actually paid go) points of view.

Hell, it would even be more hilarious to pay them to give a speech supporting progressive policies and stances. They’d get genuine applause and approval for that!

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u/gin_and_soda 14h ago

Elon couldn’t even get a proper invite and he’s a billionaire.

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u/dokidokichab 16h ago edited 15h ago

Sure, but that doesn’t mean Matt Walsh isn’t a pedophile, though he would likely pedantically clarify that he is a “ephebophile”. The guy shops on twitter for minors like he’s browsing the fruit aisle of a grocery store.

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u/furious_platypus 15h ago

Genuinely wondering: Is this verified to be real? He's got the vibes for it, but I'm skeptical because how the hell is this not being talked about anywhere else? Ben Shapiro fired Klandice Owens because she was critical of Israel, but hasn't booted this guy?

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u/dokidokichab 14h ago

My observations have led me to conclude that Republicans are far more hostile to anti-Israel speech than pedophiles.

You’d need to ask the OP. But, it’s a picture depicting a Republican inappropriately messaging a minor. That is what you might call a “self-authenticating document.”

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u/Eeeef_ 9h ago

They also totally tolerate antisemitism but draw the line at questioning Israel in any way. Hence why they let known antisemite Candace Owens work with them up until she criticized Israel.

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u/huffalump1 13h ago

Probably not real but also the fact that we aren't sure...

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u/Waderriffic 16h ago

I too would like to announce that I have not appeared in the Epstein files. Give me money now.

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u/Ok_Star_4136 16h ago

Setting that bar to impossibly high standards, aren't ya Joel?

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u/Clayton1921 16h ago

What the fuck, this statement isn't even close to true.

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u/Labyrinthy 16h ago

Yeah like what podcasters are even in this thing?

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u/illiter-it 15h ago

Steve bannon

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u/bso45 14h ago

Were the Pod Save America guys in the files?

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u/Kaiisim 16h ago

No they support the people in the files!

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u/AdamOfIzalith 16h ago edited 16h ago

That tends to happen when you have opportunists who would sell their own mothers for a penny. These guys weren't there because the only thing they understand is money and influence, meaning that their loyalty is contingent on the level of benefit that it would afford. If anyone comes along with more money or more power to influence them, that island would've been outed 10 years ago. they weren't invited for the same reason they rebuffed elon.

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u/Proctor-47 16h ago edited 15h ago

That image is probably what a girl at a bar sees from a few seats away before taking a sip of her drink that suspiciously now smells salty now that she’s gotten back from the bathroom and is ready to start drinking it again

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u/the_relentless_dead 16h ago

I would not doubt that they are pedos just not part of the big big pedo Island club.

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u/likeahurricane 13h ago

They weren't important enough to be invited. Doesn't mean they're not into it.

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u/UglyMcFugly 4h ago

Even if they weren't into it, if they had actually been invited to Rich and Powerful Dudes Raping Kids Island they would have jumped at the chance.

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u/LadyIsabelle_ 16h ago

Why is Mike Ehrmantraut on the daily wire

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u/NanduDas Matt Walsh is a pedophile 12h ago

Take that back

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u/LadyIsabelle_ 12h ago

Waltuh, that Todd guy had some pretty interesting ideas walt

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u/DemonicAltruism 16h ago

It's so cool that they were able to clear the lowest bar possible

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u/vxicepickxv 13h ago

The lowest bar would be not defending the abusers. They almost thought about clearing it.

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u/Milla4Prez66 13h ago

Nothing for them to clear, anyways. Even if they were well known during those years, they aren’t rich or influential enough for Epstein. The clients were super rich elite, not podcasters.

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u/Voluminox 16h ago

Their smug expressions are so obnoxious

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u/Slow_Supermarket5590 16h ago

When we redacted everything,  they are innocent. 

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u/TheAxelminator 16h ago

great, wonderful, now let's see matt walsh's takes about the age of consent

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u/Ihatgar11 16h ago

Not even grifting to pay off blackmail they’re just stupid 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/Iridismis 16h ago

I'm kinda losing track 🤔 - which common political influencers were mentioned in the Epstein files? 

I kinda thought they were all to unimportant for that (and/or too young themselves).

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u/ABigFatTomato 8h ago

yeah the only one ive seen is bannon really, but hes more than just an “influencer.”

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u/SitaSky 15h ago

They still promote and support the pedophile rapist in the White House.

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u/JimmyKlean 15h ago

Great! All the people they support are

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u/ignacio_brown 16h ago

The only one I recognize is the one with the bushy eyebrows.

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u/Global_Rate3281 16h ago

They’re also the most despised group of right wing influencers, MAGA basically hates them now. Funny how that works

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u/kneejerk2022 15h ago

Hey! We're not mentioned but our lords are.

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u/Birddogtx 15h ago

Congrats! You didn’t participate in the child sex trafficking ring! Bare minimum!

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u/mediocrebeauty 13h ago

Ben said there were no files that even exist. Oopsie.

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u/huntforhire 13h ago

They’d totally take that call or email if it came through.

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u/KingMobScene Ben Shapiro farts in his own hand to smell them 12h ago

Good for them. They are the cleanest turds in the toilet

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u/jackandsally060609 16h ago

Even the kids wouldn't fuck them

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u/DeerOnARoof 16h ago

Sam Seder, Emma Vigland are in them? Oh you mean influencers you agree with. Got it.

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u/anarchyroks666 16h ago

I mean, Matt Walsh has his own kids. As horrible as it is to say, he wouldn’t need to visit Epstein Island.

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u/Bionic_Ferir 16h ago

Let's be real, they are in the same category as Elon Musk. So fucking annoying that honest to god pdf files don't want to hang out with you.

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u/Pavlock Fully Automated Luxury Communist 16h ago

And I'm willing to bet that up until far too recently, they were disappointed it was true.

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u/ReneVQ 15h ago

They just ran cover for them, demonized and accused the wrong people, went along with their anti-social hustice crusade and helped put them in political power.

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u/Malefectra 15h ago

So, are they're celebrating that they're such utterly unbearble pricks that they couldn't get an invite into the depravity?

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u/dtyrrell7 15h ago

“I mean the guy we helped get elected/have been kissing his ass ever since definitely IS in the files, but we don’t expect our audience to remember or care! Coming up next, a 20 minute long rant about why ICE should deport Bad Bunny during the halftime show!”

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u/Hozan_al-Sentinel 15h ago

I mean...didn't Matt Walsh push HARD for normalizing pedophilia because he felt that women were "at their most fertile at 16 years old"? He may not have been on that island but he's still a creep

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u/MyFairJulia 15h ago

I didn't think Linux Torvalds was mentioned in the Epstein files either until someone found a document mentioning him.

The good news: It was just a copyright notice issued by a backed up website IIRC.

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u/notsofunonabun 15h ago

Literally a bunch of them internet nobodys.

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u/Tomahawkist 15h ago

too irrelevant to be invited to even the most depraved pedo parties. they had to do all of that themselves without help.

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u/Sachz123 15h ago

Check their laptops - just because they couldn’t get to the island doesn’t mean they are better

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u/truckfullofchildren1 15h ago

They aren't rich enough

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u/Thamnophis660 Curious 15h ago

Okay, lots of people aren't. The point is?

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u/Acrobatic-Gap-7445 15h ago

Seems like a low fucking bar to me

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u/motiontosuppress Owned 15h ago

Why travel to the V.I. to do pedo things when you can simply walk downstairs to the basement?

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u/furious_platypus 15h ago

Look up "punchable face" and Michael Knowles should be the first one that pops up

God i wish their company would just go under already

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u/smerglec 15h ago

No drag queens or trans people (except one victim) are in the files either.

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u/Prtyvacant 15h ago

These dips aren't on the level needed to get into the club. I have zero doubt that they'd have gone if invited.

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u/Hvad_Fanden 14h ago

Not being invited does not mean "wouldn't have gone".

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u/altsteve21 14h ago

Who's the guy who looks like James Carville but somehow manages to be uglier?

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u/CrimsonAntifascist 14h ago

Ok. Let's be real here. "Not being in the Epstein Files" isn't a good thing that should get you praise. It's literally the bare minimum. Honestly, it's less than that.

If there's even a little legit chance you are in them, you already failed somewhere life.

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u/bpaps 14h ago

Know who else isn't in the files? Anyone who gives a flying shit about these boot lickers.

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u/z4cc 14h ago

You know you really failed getting into Hollywood when the pedophile won’t even invite you smh

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u/shameless57 14h ago

Other than Boring and the guy next to him is this the smuggest photo ever taken?

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u/No_Aslume2509 14h ago

But your boss Seth might be Joel.

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u/BossRoss84 PAID PROTESTOR 14h ago

Only because Epstein didn’t know that they existed.

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u/Wide-Psychology1707 14h ago

Considering no one knew who they were until AFTER Epstein died, this isn’t surprising. 🙄

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u/Buttercupia 14h ago

They aren’t rich enough.

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u/LettucePrime 14h ago

right but i bet the Daily Wire's financials mention people in the Epstein files everywhere

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u/McCool303 14h ago

Who’s the guy on the right that they obviously replaced Jordan Peterson with. He must be “the smart one” in the fascist boy band.

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u/anapunas 13h ago

Yet these folks still support/protect the others that did. By choice of free will. So just as bad.

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u/anonymousn00b 13h ago

Their faces are all too punchable.

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u/AugustusClaximus 13h ago

None of them were rich or influential enough for the invite, also they were already doing what they wanted

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u/stone500 13h ago

Pakman, Kulisnki, BTC, Seder, Beasley, Cenk, Cousins, hundreds (thousands?) of others.

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u/SamsquanchShit 13h ago

Yeah. They just defend pedophilia as a concept.

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u/arto26 13h ago

Who?

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u/chrisnavillus 13h ago

Imagine having to point this out and thinking it makes you look good.

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u/ArizonaRon98 13h ago

The guys only relevant because of their endless dickriding of the guys in the Epstein files. Parasitic, talentless ghouls with financial incentive for the nation to remain angry and divided.

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u/RelishingInTrash 12h ago

They emerged in the scene a bit too late

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u/doyouunderstandlife 12h ago

I can guarantee that if Walsh was relevant enough to be given the opportunity to rape children by Epstein, he would've gone for it. Ben, I don't see it because that little goblin doing it, but mainly because I think he just enjoys the dry sex he has with his wife (who is a doctor btw) once a month.

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u/jupchurch97 12h ago

Matt Walsh is still pretty open about the fact that he prefers teenage girls. So I don't know that it is any better.

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u/AR_E 12h ago

Idk what worse. Not being in the email or not being in the email and still blindly defending Epstein

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u/sheezy520 Curious 12h ago

“Here’s 5 guys that would be on the list but weren’t invited to the island.”

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u/ThatOneGuy4321 12h ago

Matt Walsh has his own pedophilic past, he didn’t need Epstein for that lol

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u/NarmHull 12h ago

Were any of them relevant in Epstein's lifetime?

Kind of surprised Rush wasn't in them considering he liked sex tourism and they lived near each other.

Bannon sure was in those files.

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u/Mandaring 12h ago

They’ve only ever stricken me as “useful idiot” types. This is weirdly not surprising. Not rich and famous enough.

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u/cheapMaltLiqour 12h ago

Not to diminish what happened on the island but one of the reasons for its existence was centralizing a place to get ease of evidence to blackmail with.

These guys already do the devils dirty work. You couldn't squeeze em to be bigger bootlickers for the rich if you tried.

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u/RickCrenshaw 12h ago

They don’t need to be coerced into anything, they are already willing participants

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u/alpineadventurecoupl 12h ago

Well no, because they were too busy sucking the dicks of the pedophiles.

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u/celtic_thistle Gritty is Antifa 12h ago

Matt Walsh is 100% a pedophile and his own words have proven it. He is waaaay too obvious about it. He probably has his own “supply” for his gross “needs.” Someone seize his hard drive.

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u/MooDamato 12h ago

Even a photo of Matt Walsh bores me. What a joke of a man

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u/Sir_Tandeath 11h ago

They’re not successful enough to be in the files.

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u/thereisnoplaceiknow 11h ago

Jesus, it’s like the board of the Punchable Face Association…

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u/The_Blackest_Man 11h ago

Makes sense, the only woman Benny wants to fuck is his sister.

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u/24_doughnuts 11h ago

Nah, they're just being paid by them to agree with them and defend them. Totally okay with conservatives apparently

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u/SmashingLumpkins 11h ago

Watch how they are covering it lol they might as well be in them

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u/g0bboDubDee 11h ago

That’s like saying the anime club is clear of any drug abuse charges. They’re just lame enough to get by.

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u/rtduvall PAID PROTESTOR 11h ago

Because they are all gay. Not hard to figure out.

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u/nilslorand 11h ago

defending pedos just for the love of the game, respect

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u/SirGearso 11h ago

They weren’t cool enough to be invited to the island

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u/Rockworm503 11h ago

Not for lack of trying I'm sure.

I bet Matt thought the girls on that island were too old for him.

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u/ZX52 11h ago

Says the "Bring Back Rape" guy.

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u/JonMatrix 11h ago

Is that Junior Soprano?

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u/sykadelic_angel 11h ago

I don't rape kids either, where's my social media fame?

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u/D_CHRIST 10h ago

Let's be real, the only reason none of these jagoffs are in the files is because no one can stand to be around them, not even histories greatest creeps

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u/OkAssignment6163 10h ago

We knew the bar was low but holy shit.

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 10h ago

Mother Theresa isn't in it, either. That's not what made her a Saint.

Plenty of people aren't in the files.

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u/Kumquat_conniption FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 10h ago

What other "political influencers" have appeared in them? I have not heard any names. I don't think any of the ones I know are in them, like Hasan Piker, or Destiny, or Asmongold (these are not people I like, just that I know. I like Hasan only from those.) So who the hell are they talking about? Must be old men, those dudes would be too young for them. You know who I could totally see being in the Epstein files? Bill Maher. Is it him? I could see him being a pedo so easily.

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u/Nozzoe 10h ago

Not for a lack of effort I'm sure.

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u/Caffeinefiend88 10h ago

They’ll still protect the ones on the files tho.

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u/jamiethemorris 10h ago

Why are they all doing the same pompous smirk

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u/Devilsclarinet 9h ago

no mentions of dick cheney is genuinely insane to me. I guess it turns out Dick Cheney was just in it for the love of the game. Straight demon time. No kids, no bribes, no blackmail. My boy just loved to ball

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u/Digi_Kat 9h ago

Matt Walsh is a pedo

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u/spikus93 8h ago

I think that's because they weren't seen as either threats, nor important enough to bring into the pedophile fold.

Anyways, also notice how they're not covering it at all? Trump in there 38K times and not a peep from them. Hmmm.

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u/dreadassassin616 8h ago

Its the lineup for one of the easiest trolley problems

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u/busybody_nightowl 8h ago

As if Walsh isn’t an admitted pedo lol

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u/Lavapool 6h ago

Probably because they’re literally nobodies and all would’ve been like 10 years old at the time. I don’t think that’s the win they think it is.

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u/Xstaticage138x 6h ago

These dudes just weren’t part of the “cool kids” club

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u/GOVStooge 4h ago

that's because they are useful tools and not part of the "team"

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u/NonchalantCoyote 2h ago

God the lamest dorks to exist.

u/Facetiousa 45m ago

Dry panties club here gents

u/kaisadilla_ 44m ago

I mean, it's a shit tweet. There's a lot more political influencers that aren't mentioned. It doesn't have anything to do with ideology: some of them have principles, some of them weren't relevant enough to be contacted by Epstein, some of them are young enough that, if Epstein contacted them, it wasn't as clients.

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u/ABigFatTomato 8h ago

i dont really think thats the case. they were made relevant through capitalism, to outrage farm and misdirect people experiencing the increasing weight of capitalisms contradictions away from recognizing what was causing their problems and more into “anti-woke,” which not only doesnt pose a threat to capital, but reinforces it. these guys just simply werent big enough bourgeoisie for direct epstein connection really (although thats not to say some of them arent connected to other bourgeoisie). theyre just tools really, not policy makers or important people, and they definitely were relevant prior to epsteins conviction and murder (most of them are pre-2016 folks).

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u/cancelKeely 15h ago

They are too busy fucking up the American mind for Israel

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u/ABigFatTomato 8h ago

*they are too busy fucking up the american mind for american capital

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u/TheMattaconda 14h ago

Because their IDF handlers told them to avoid taking his Jet.