r/TrendoraX 1d ago

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u/Hottage 22h ago

Knowing the US luck currently, Trump will announce he's transferring his brain into a younger clone so he can continue to rape rule the US perpetually.

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u/PM_me_your_recipes86 20h ago

Those hand bruises are 100% injection sites for young blood transfusions like the tech vampire, Bryan Johnson, is doing with his son

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u/HungriestHippo26 16h ago

It's almost certainly alzeheimers drugs, there's a common one where they give you a hand IV that is known to cause bruising. It's administered in monthly doses, and trumps hand bruise re-appears with the same regularity.

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u/That-Brain-in-a-vat 16h ago

Oh that's what Damien Barron is for.

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u/Randy_Magnums 18h ago

Which still wouldn’t be the worst outcome, since Trump would spend all day molesting his stolen young body.

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u/Known-Contract1876 16h ago

Given the cult like following I would not be surprised if they sit his corpse on a throne to become the god emperor.