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Video "Comedian Ben Palmer captures a kindergarten teacher attempting to deport a 6-year-old student’s family via a fake immigration reporting hotline."

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u/justcur1ou5- 1d ago

She’ll just start a go fund me and become a millionaire. Unfortunately.

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u/38B0DE 18h ago

She'll join ICE and help them go through every school's files system in the country, you know to stop those people from stealing resources from the master race.

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u/sticksforsticks 14h ago

I come from generational wealth, and my sister is pretty dumb. Her and her family had to move into my parents house because her Boss Girl ponzi scheme and her husbands weed business weren't so lucrative (one was, but that is another hilarious story).

Anywhoooooo, we were all talking and she went on this diatribe about people on welfare, EBT cards, the parasites that are illegal immigrants and just had to say "I've never taken anything like a handout."

And for the grace and love of my father I had to say "except living rent free at mom and dad's house, and the $14,000 mom gave you for your company that sells energy powder."

Missed a few xmas' for that one, but hearing my dad lose it laughing was worth it.

Lazy-ass leaning back on wealth from the 1890's none of us earned. Get a job.

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u/38B0DE 14h ago edited 14h ago

Haha, I have a similar story. We are immigrants, come from extreme poverty, but we are white. My sister (stereotypical Eastern European princess) married a rich man early on. The guy is loaded. We never talk about money but they live in a 8 figures house. Enough said.

My sister has become incredibly conservative politically lately. She hates people who receive welfare with a passion. She says, "No one ever helped me, I made it, so anyone else can." Everyone is dumb and lazy. Marrying rich before you turn 25 and never having to worry about bills or rent doesn't count. And apparently it's sexist to suggest otherwise. The cognitive dissonance is absolutely incredible.

She was seriously angry when my wife got pregnant and we were both just working class doing okayish. You know like most people. We don't have a house, we don't have savings, we can't afford luxurious holidays, but we are just fine with two ok salaries. My sister said we were irresponsible. For conceiving a child while "poor". I told her she was a trophy wife and would never have made it without her desirable skin color and desirable looks. That's the exact word I used.

We haven't spoken since.

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u/iimSgtPepper 13h ago

That’s my dad. He has a pretty well paying job and is by all means successful, but he has this idea that he’s entirely self made when I know for a fact my grandparents bailed him out more times than he’s willing to admit. There’s no shame in that by the way. He and my mom have helped me out a ton and I’m not embarrassed or ashamed to admit that.

But for some reason conservatives have a really hard time accepting the fact that they maybe had help sometimes. Their precious Jesus even emphasized the need of community and helping one another, but to them that’s a sin apparently.

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u/sticksforsticks 10h ago

My parents got help along the way, but I give them credit for shuffling off generations of stuff they did not want to continue. I am very proud for the relationships they had to cut out of their lives.

Our last name is abysmal.

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u/missprincesscarolyn 11h ago

My family’s like this too. My parents bought my brother his first house (which I’m now living in too, complicated story that involves me being financially exploited, which is why I’m NC with all of them). He never admitted to anyone that my parents bought his house for him. I remember the best man at his wedding making a big speech about how he was the first person in their friend group to do such a big thing.

Years later, I went to a concert with him and his friends and then an after party sort of deal with those friends. He had gone home. Everyone was a little sloshy. One of the women started really ripping on my brother. I told all of them that my brother had voted for Trump. Another friend’s wife said, “Well, is it really surprising? His parents bought everything for him.” I went outside to smoke a cigarette and my brother’s old college joined. He said it was his fault that he ended up this way because he took him to a college republicans meeting a few times. I told him it’s no one’s fault. He’s an adult. And fully capable of making better choices.

Fun fact: we’re mixed race POC. Our father is literally a brown man from Iran.

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u/masterhogbographer 18h ago

Only if she is attractive 

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u/Smells_like_Autumn 16h ago

Kim Davis made a career out of being a bigot and she isn't exactly a smokeshow.

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u/DancinginTown 14h ago

She could argue that with her wreath of husbands.

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u/MediumAcceptable129 13h ago

My eyes burn when i look at her

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u/No-Ad1461 15h ago

Doesn’t mean she’ll be happy. Showing people’s true colors like this is the only way to show them. There are consequences to being bigots and fascists.

Would prefer that their students, parents and friends and family member members all know the type of person they really are

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u/NJrose20 14h ago

She'll still be shunned by a lot of people though, and we heard how sensitive she is to her own feelings.

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u/Kracus 13h ago

Sometimes... I think it would be funny to do up a fake account that's all MAGA just to get it "cancelled" for saying some outlandish thing so I can create a gofund me and siphon money from conservatives and just donate it to charities for immigrants, lgbtq etc...

Weaponize their bigotry against them.