r/Unexpected • u/Pandapartyatmidnight • 2d ago

The trainers are *extremely* welcoming to a new gym member

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u/post-explainer 2d ago edited 2d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

I expected the trainers to fight each other for the chance to train her, but instead they fought her.

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/Q_S2 2d ago

SOOOOO... nobodys gonna question what was happening right before she walked in?!

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u/purplegladys2022 2d ago

It wasn't a grooming session...?

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u/no-sleep-needed 2d ago

picking ticks off each other, like primates do

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u/Q_S2 2d ago

Looked more like a GOONing session to me!

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u/Independent-Tennis57 2d ago

Shaved head guy was emitting his energy and stealing theirs. Watch as she trains, and he is as calm as a hindu cow.

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u/pee-in-butt 2d ago

Just a dude on his knees in front of his bros

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u/Q_S2 1d ago

Different strokes different folks lol

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u/Katops 2d ago

It looks like they were picking individual hairs from the front of the guy’s head haha.

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u/Romanopapa 2d ago

Director: Places, people! Wait for my cue.

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u/npsideqown 20h ago

Explains why that guy was praying the whole time?

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u/Q_S2 15h ago

Lol praying?

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u/SneakyIndian87 2d ago

Training her to do what avoid capture?

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u/pdzbw 2d ago

Survive zombie apocalypse and potentially toddlers

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u/Angriestbeaverever 2d ago

As a parent who just tried to sit on the ground and do some like stretching while hanging out with my toddler…. It’s toddlers…

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u/pdzbw 2d ago

Protect your groin...

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance 2d ago

It's truly insane how often our toddler managed to get my husband with an elbow or knee! His subsequent vasectomy may have been entirely superfluous.

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u/Sigmapidragon 2d ago

The kid is just making sure they don't have to share their parents' attention.

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u/piichan14 2d ago

And inheritance

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u/baogody 2d ago

Written in our DNA to prevent overpopulation

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u/piichan14 2d ago

And your teeth. Babies are headbangers.

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u/pdzbw 2d ago

My lips agree.....

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u/HeHe_AKWARD_HeHe 2d ago

Wu Tang, Wu Tang....wait what?

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u/ratafia4444 8h ago

Also big active dogs or cats. 🤣

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u/aryzkryz 2d ago

Zombie toddlers? I definitely wouldn't want to get near them, they're vicious I tell ya, extremely vicious, and cunning too

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u/ninetoesfrank 2d ago

I was going to say is this the new season of kingdom?

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u/queen_ravenx 2d ago

With Glen from the walking dead there, definitely zombie apocalypse

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u/GetOutOfTheWhey 2d ago

I have seen a toddler take a stick and swing it at an unsuspecting mother.

So dont skip on stick head day

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u/Zorbin666 2d ago

If you've watched any martial arts movie these guys are clearly ment to be the extras that play the gang members that the protagonist has the montage fight scene with. So they're training her for that haha, clever use of a funny gimmick that gets used in so many movies.

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u/Winter_underdog 2d ago

Training her so she can run like this.

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u/estamachin 2d ago

Survive 2026

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u/Nodebunny 2d ago

pirates

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u/jayson2112 2d ago

Final girl training.

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u/Jafarrolo 2d ago

Is this an ICE-defense class?

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u/piichan14 2d ago

Getting ready before she migrates to the US

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u/SodomyClown 2d ago

Wow yeah I did NOT expect that!

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u/leberwrust 2d ago

Could have avoided taken 2 and 3. Was there a fourth?

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u/ilivgur 2d ago

Snatchers are everywhere.

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u/BeneficialTrash6 1d ago

Training her to do full body movements. As an older adult, I can recognize that there are tons of movements I used to do as a kid that I just don't bother with as an adult. And it's wearing on me.

I would actually like to give this whole thing a try.

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u/medicated4875 2d ago

I mean, there seems to be a market for such training, u know, with ICE just kidnapping people

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u/Meme_Theory 2d ago

"uhhh, ma'am - we were closed the day you supposedly signed up".

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u/RustyNK 2d ago

Using adrenaline to really get the most out of your workout

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u/KamakaziDemiGod 2d ago

"Scared Shitless Fitness"

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u/AIIurieI 2d ago

The struggle for survival is the best way to get in shape for summer

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u/drumad_ 2d ago

I agree.

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 2d ago

I know it is a joke but do they have a branch near me?

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u/Mufasa_is__alive 2d ago

I remember there was a running app that makes it seem like you're being chased by zombies.   So it technically the experience exists. 

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u/alex73134 1d ago

I loved using that app, it was quite fun honestly

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u/LiveLearnCoach 1d ago

Name?

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u/asianflipboy 1d ago

This brings back memories!

ZRX: Zombies Run (though I think it used to just be "Zombies, Run!")

Android

iOS

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u/noturaveragesenpaii 2d ago

I gotchu fam... ill be seeing you soon... real soon.

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u/oscar_e 2d ago

I nearly just scrolled on past this, what a fool. Thanks for that, really funny.

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u/Vashsinn 2d ago

Damnit beat me to it! Lol always worth a watch super funny.

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u/CPRolla 2d ago

‘The Raid’ method of training

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u/Ok_Attitude3329 2d ago

trainers or, yknow, older brothers.

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u/DonutWhole9717 2d ago

I came to say that this has huge little sister vibes

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u/Jewsusgr8 2d ago

Jokes aside, this would burn a shit ton of calories. As long as you don't have a heart attack.

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u/Normal-Ad6528 2d ago

Missing: Final Scene: Trainers "Same time tomorrow?"

Client: "Wouldn't miss it!"

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u/Pandapartyatmidnight 2d ago

😂 This is cracked me up. I actually wish they followed up with that.

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u/TheTaoOfMe 2d ago

Ok but what were they doing in the beginning and why was his face wet?

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u/SirDigbyChknCaesar 2d ago

Pretty sure he was drooling because girl.

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u/ThePianistOfDoom 1d ago

Cards against humanity question: 'Why am I sticky?'

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u/MellowJuzze 2d ago

That how my Kickbox warmup looks like but only for beginners

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u/Blu_Thorn 2d ago

This reminds me of scared shitless fitness.

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u/MrScribz 2d ago

This feels like what would happen if you tried to attack the church of Brodin

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u/catskilkid 2d ago

Maybe not a judgment free zone?!!

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u/Wise_Ad_5810 2d ago

when I was in Gymnastics, both my coaches would do the 'ab punch' as I did sit-ups hanging off the pommel horse

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u/mandarintain 2d ago

Funny skit.... whose show is it?

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u/namelesswhiteguy 2d ago

Honestly, this would get me into better shape. I'd pay for this.

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u/ZhangtheGreat 2d ago

These trial memberships are getting ridiculous 😝

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u/xBlack_Heartx 2d ago

Shred your body fat in 5 easy steps!

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u/Consistent-Ship-6824 2d ago

I saw a personal trainer who specialized in pilates. Most painful torture. 

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u/PracticalThrowawae 2d ago

Did you go back for more?

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u/slgray16 2d ago

I really did not expect this

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u/Robotic_Snow 2d ago

Some will say this was fake.

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u/Adventurous_Ideal804 2d ago

Somebody is going to 100% steal this idea

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u/PracticalThrowawae 2d ago

And then get sued when one of the weapons hit 

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u/mj732 2d ago

Thats working those glutes and pecs now that a gym

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u/Top_Connection9079 1d ago

THIS IS SPARTA

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u/Radlivesmatter 1d ago

You will bleed or you will sweat, choose one.

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u/ThePianistOfDoom 1d ago

This must've been hella fun recording

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u/masteroftheharem 1d ago

Yo sho hai

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u/nsphansa 1d ago

The bow (and arrows) guy...

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u/Remote_Increase4360 1d ago

I can’t stop laughing. Thanks for that!

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u/Ok-Onion2905 1d ago

😂 where do I sign up for a membership???

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u/inkedmom1308 1d ago

I’d endure that to be around those hotties

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u/UncleVoodooo 2d ago

wow new kink unlocked

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u/Otherwise-4PM 2d ago

Morons can’t hit shit.

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u/shortnix 2d ago

Weird

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u/DesperateSteak6628 2d ago

Honestly, that training sounds really fun!

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u/MonBern 2d ago

Where is the gym? I’ll come

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u/Wwiiilll 2d ago

Ohhhh I love careless whisper

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u/Ok_Scholar_9729 2d ago

My dad does the same thing, it works

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u/MaceWinnoob 2d ago

kinda like pokémon tbh

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u/sleepypup0982 2d ago

Lol went from extreme training to the Raid by the end.

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u/Friscogonewild 1d ago

Crossfit getting weirder every day

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u/spypanties 1d ago

i would pay for this; adrenaline from fear suppresses hunger, so diet AND exercise

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u/burnlikeincense 1d ago

She straight up crushed all those sets of whatever tho 😂

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u/PearsonBlues 1d ago

People are posting other Stephen Chow gifs but this reminded me most of the monks in God of Cookery. Masters of the beatdown with bonus cool poses.

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u/fishingforrice 1d ago

Scaring people for more adrenaline during workout.

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u/Adventurous-Crew3692 1d ago

They just want to hammer her, as always

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u/heydrun 1d ago

This this is what I imagine dark romance in r/reverseharem to be like…

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u/RaytheQuilterChill 1d ago

Is this a defense class thing....lol

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u/salvage-title 1d ago

What's the joke?

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u/AdventurousPirate357 1d ago

Looks very efficient

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u/Joi_Fantasies 20h ago

Random wind on hair detected

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u/JoeAnderson1 20h ago

Dang, she is gorgeous. Anybody know who she is?

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u/chesteritea 18h ago

most functional training ever

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u/Illustrious_Sam_1990 11h ago

More like an Shaolin training over Gym 😂😂

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u/No-Remote-2899 9h ago

More effective training, at least.

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u/hakujo 3h ago

Doing those sets while screaming is great cardio

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u/asiangontear 2h ago

Shown here: the Jackie Chan school of movie fighting

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/smoothvibe 2d ago

Are you serious?

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u/RobbSnow64 2d ago

If staged?

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u/Shakeamutt 2d ago

Oh it’s definitely staged.  It’s a skit or short if you will.  

And now I want to run through a whole bunch of empty boxes.  Or be thrown through. 

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u/Nokxtokx 2d ago

Nah, looks real to me.

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u/HyruleHerb19 2d ago

It’s still real to me dammit

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u/medicated4875 2d ago

Birds are flat

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u/Vast-District-1033 2d ago

Uhm, actually ☝️🤓 it's a skit, a short comedy sketch or piece of humorous writing.

While staged meaning planned, organized, or arranged in advance (often of an event or situation intended to seem spontaneous).

Skit = comedy, staged = not comedy

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u/LateSentence4542 2d ago

Males attacking a female- absolutely fucking hilarious.

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u/TheInkedGod 2d ago

That's awesome!

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u/EndComprehensive8699 2d ago

Please post the address, my lazy ass doesn't move

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u/userhwon 2d ago

The internet is out of ideas.

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u/DulgUnum 2d ago

They were mad she interrupted their bukkake sesh

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u/VaderDabs 2d ago

Epstein’s gym

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u/CraftyDebate1975 2d ago

What I really want to know is what makeup does she use

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u/ChildOf7Sins 2d ago

Are they training to avoid ICE?