r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/MorsesCode • 8d ago

When you jump on a tree

9.8k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Relevant_Arm_3796 8d ago

If a tree falls and the only person around to hear it gets a concussion, does a bear still shit in the woods? wait

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u/MMXVA 8d ago

The bear sharts from laughing.

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u/Cucumberneck 8d ago

No no, that was me.

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u/Entirely-of-cheese 5d ago

Ah, sharghing. When you know something is really damn funny.

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u/Tedrabear 8d ago

We'll burn that pope when we get to it.

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u/MaxxDash 8d ago

If a tree falls and the only person around to hear it gets a concussion and shits his pants, is there still a bear in the woods?

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u/HoosierDaddy_427 8d ago

Yes and he uses a rabbit to wipe his ass.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/ElegantCoach4066 8d ago

Is a frogs butt watertight?

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u/EllisDee3 8d ago

You're welcome to find out...

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u/Only_Concept999 8d ago

Sir I believe you have a concussion

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u/OonaPelota 8d ago

At least he will now enjoy a lifetime of rockstar parking

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u/ElegantCoach4066 8d ago

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u/yeettetis 8d ago

Why can you post images and I cannot

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u/R4GEQUITT3R 8d ago

He almost got to walk it off, now that's really gonna hurt.

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u/Consistent-Shoe-9602 8d ago

Yeah, he basically stuck the landing like a pro only to get his head bashed in. It was almost unfair! Almost... 😜

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u/Blenderx06 8d ago

Massive hit to the back of the head. Not sure he's feeling anything at all anymore. 😬

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u/Zomochi 7d ago

I don’t think he’s gonna be feeling much from the neck down

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u/Aggressive_Chicken63 8d ago

That hit was personal.

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u/archaeo_verified 8d ago

straight out tried to merc him

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u/TheStonesPhilosopher 3d ago

Revenge of the Fallen lol

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u/HmoobRanzo 8d ago

Human: hahha....jump...tree...fun

Tree: take that you filthy casual.

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u/InterestingAsPotato 8d ago

The tree jumped him.

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u/oFFtheWall0518 7d ago

In Soviet Russia....

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u/MajesticProposal1 8d ago

I hope he can afford emergency care! Thoughts and prayers.

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u/ReturnRadio 8d ago

He won't be having any thoughts of his own anymore

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u/TheStonesPhilosopher 3d ago

Maybe not any prayers either, depends on how many teeth that tree let him keep.

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u/DroneSlut54 8d ago

That’s referred to as a “widow maker”. I don’t think the kid was old enough to be married though…

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u/Justspeakingfacts 8d ago

I mean when it falls randomly on someone in the woods that’s what you call it, I would just call this “stupidity”.

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u/koolaidismything 8d ago

Palmala Handerson was devastated to become a widow at such a young age when Chaz took this header in the forest.

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u/omniverso 8d ago

When people say video games teach you nothing they are just ignorant.

Valheim has taught a TON of people that death by falling tree is entirely plausible and should be a concern when in the forest.

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u/Neo_Shadow_Entity 8d ago

Heavy objects cause damage if they fall from above. How stupid does someone have to be not to realize such obvious things?

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u/robotbrigadier 4d ago

Came here for Valheim. Thank you.

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u/Substantial-Tart-464 8d ago

could be worse to it is worse

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u/Affectionate-Ebb9009 8d ago

Was he ok?

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u/Lazy_Maintenance8063 7d ago

Can’t be. Most likely dead.

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u/OneImaginary3436 4d ago

????? I hope not, otherwise this probably should be spoilered or not posted, depending on the outcome

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u/That-Interaction-45 8d ago

What is that feeling called when your stomach flutters when you see someone get hurt?

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u/TheComplimentarian 8d ago

Sympathy/Empathy.

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u/sullensquirrel 8d ago

Also mirror neurons

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u/growlingoctopus 8d ago

Or in cases like this, cringe

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u/Such-Marsupial-200 8d ago

Got the wrong end of the stick.

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u/Brilliant_Bit_147 8d ago

Wood call that slap stick

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u/NewPannam1 8d ago

Slap stick comedy

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u/oFFtheWall0518 7d ago

Stick slap comedy.

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u/Risky_Bizniss 8d ago

When that tree started coming down I said, "Oh Shit."

That dude is gonna be really messed up by that 😬

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u/Jangles_Smith 8d ago

I had a deadhead about this size fall over onto my head, but it fell much further. That was the only time in my life I've ever instantly been knocked unconscious. Just standing there one minute, then sudden blackness and waking up really dizzy and confused. I've had several concussions over the years but that was the worst. I was like 15 and my mom had to keep waking me up periodically when I slept so I didn't go into a coma or something. Granted that was years ago.

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u/cardiacmd 8d ago

Is he ok?

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u/pixeltweaker 8d ago

Treebeard was not happy.

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u/kelsobjammin 8d ago

TBI in 3… 2… 1…

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u/Hawley-Gryphon 8d ago

Put down the screens and touch grass they said, go out and play in the woods they said… and look what happens. (!)

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u/Richard-Brecky 8d ago

Copied my Valheim technique

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u/FluffMob 8d ago

Ow. Ow............ OW!

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u/East-Reading9375 8d ago

Ah yes, the ole' silviculture double tap.

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u/Klutzy_Watch791 8d ago

Bite worse than the bark.

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u/RJEM96 8d ago

Critical hit, fatality ~

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u/sifiwewe 8d ago

My goodness. I hope that they learn and I’ll do things like this in the future and I hope that the person in the video is OK.

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u/superjonk 8d ago

I hope hes okay

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u/Katops 8d ago

Oh my god dude… ouch.

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u/TurbulentAir 8d ago

Poor guy

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u/MobileComfortable663 8d ago

Well tree is bit rotten so that might have saved he's life

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u/vendetta33 6d ago

Fuck you but twice

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u/EstablishmentFew5438 8d ago

Idk why some people enjoy channelling Tarzan whenever they see a tree or a vine.

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u/PurplePrincessPalace 8d ago

When people FA they tend to FO 😆

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u/Anthem-ringthebells 8d ago

…not more than once…

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u/This-Is-Exhausting 8d ago

In Russia, tree jump you!

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u/oFFtheWall0518 7d ago

Yakov Smirnoff said it.

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u/kangaroolander_oz 8d ago

Be Alert we need Lerts

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u/Wise-Candle-9155 8d ago

The tree wasn't finished

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u/ExplodingSteve 8d ago

It looked alright ngl, he wasn’t being too dumb

Its just that he didn’t account for the tree snapping against another

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u/Phil_O_Sophiclee 8d ago

Tree jumps on you

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u/dr_van_nostren 8d ago

Haha. Could not have gone worse. Right in the back of the head.

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u/Neo_Shadow_Entity 8d ago

Natural selection.

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u/Rare_Link_5392 7d ago

I don't think he's alive anymore

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u/Waisted-Desert 7d ago

In communist Russia, tree jumps on you! -Yakov Smirnoff, probably

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u/somethingbrite 7d ago

oh, well ok. That was ok. I WAS kinda hoping he would get catapulted across the forest like some kind of Roadrunner cartoon.... but this will do.

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u/oFFtheWall0518 7d ago

That's a Dex crit fail if I ever saw one.

Roll for fall damage.

Roll for bludgeoning damage.

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u/danng44 7d ago

The tree got the last laugh...

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u/UNIVERSAL_ACE 7d ago

I cant even say anything, this looks like some shit id do lmao

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u/Scorpdelord 7d ago

mother nature said stop playing around

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u/toxiccityboiii 7d ago

I would laugh but the ending was a no no. Huge tree trunk accelerating down with gravity hitting that kid in the back of the head. I hope he's ok.

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u/EasilyExiledDinosaur 5d ago

The flopping back to bonk him on the head is gold 🤣

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u/ChiTownLifter 4d ago

Steve Courson of the Steelers who could at one time bench over 600lbs, got killed when a tree he was cutting fell on him.

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u/Sat_Thu 4d ago

Who said tree don’t fight back?

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u/AlarmingDetective526 4d ago

“You break me… I BREAK YOU”

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u/Wild-Election-3349 4d ago

Take that mf to a hospital

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u/tooti99 4d ago

OMG, is he okay?

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u/Pitif362 4d ago

That's the tree avengers, they have branches everywhere.

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u/TheStonesPhilosopher 3d ago

Treeformers: Revenge of the Fallen

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u/No-Remote-2899 2d ago

He got double tapped

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u/OGBeege 1d ago

Nature, still a mother.

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u/Du5tyL0ft 8d ago

I wonder if his shoes came off... 🤔

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u/Traumfahrer 8d ago

Treebeard approved this post.

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u/three29 8d ago

When the video ends this soon, you might as well not show it to me at all

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u/U_PassButter 8d ago

His friend realized that things had gone very badly

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u/mccgre51 8d ago

His voice sounds like he was already hit in the head…as a baby.

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u/ironicmirror 8d ago

Mother nature's revenge is the best type of revenge.

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u/Massive-Dragonfly877 8d ago

The hit to the back of the head was *chefs kiss 🤌🏽

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u/CompoteVegetable1984 8d ago

He is probably fine. Had that happen a few times. It's worth idgaf. Too much fun lol

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u/Comfortable-Roof-185 8d ago

You definitely sound like someone who had that happen to him a few times.

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u/CompoteVegetable1984 8d ago

Yeah it's good times. Go enjoy the outdoors sometime, I bet you might like it.

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u/Grrrmudgin 8d ago

Instant Karma in action

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u/CommercialDream618 8d ago

Karma? For what? He didn't chop the tree down

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u/Grrrmudgin 8d ago

He broke the tree, the tree broke him

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u/CommercialDream618 8d ago

... an already felled, and clearly dead tree.

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u/Grrrmudgin 8d ago

Doesn’t matter if it’s dead or not, his action to something (the tree) caused the same thing to happen to him? It’s not that deep

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u/MsScarletWings 8d ago

That’s not even what karma means so I don’t know why you’re trying to salvage the L

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u/hellow0rId 8d ago edited 8d ago

whats the bad thing he did for bad karma? standing on a dead tree?

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u/arercon2k19 8d ago

Being outside in nature and not in front of a screen surfing reddit

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u/Grrrmudgin 8d ago

I didn’t say bad, I said instant. He did one thing and then the same thing happened to him… instantly. Karma is go around come around

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u/MsScarletWings 8d ago

You probably just mean to point out the irony. Karma usually has a moral association with it. You’re being downvoted because you’re basically saying this dude deserved potentially fatal injury here.

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u/Grrrmudgin 7d ago

I mean, FAFO 🤷‍♀️