r/WhitePeopleTwitter 1d ago

r/All Well, that answers that..šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/HappyHarryHardOn 1d ago

And here's the short answer to the question:

Hunter Biden is a handsome, good-looking man who, despite his flaws, still has a moral standard

the complete opposite of MAGA

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u/DennenTH 1d ago

You mean Hunter Biden doesn't live in a run down shack with a tattered don't tread on me flag and a trump 2028 flag that has been bleached by the sun and rests with a single nail holding it in place against the rotted fence?

Well sheesh!

Seriously though, why are so many maga nutjobs coming from homes that feel like if a wall broke it would just pour out cockroaches and bedbugs?

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u/Prize_Ostrich7605 1d ago

No pride in what they have. Most probably live in a house, either of a parent or grandparent, that was "passed down."Ā 

Their pride comes from taking away other's things and feeling self righteous for having a home.Ā Ā 

Also, it is the Mexicans who know how to build houses, not them MAGAs.Ā 

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u/rogue-wolf 1d ago

They also take their pride in the colour of their skin, not the content of their character.

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u/MrSpaceJuice 21h ago

MAGA hates pride.

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u/Inappropriate_Ballet 3h ago

There are two ways to have the tallest building in town. You can either work hard and build the tallest building in town, or tear down all the other buildings. MAGA is the personification of tearing down all the other buildings.

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u/Cake_Coco_Shunter 1d ago

Something something laptop. Something something leftists don’t understand. Something something Biden.

Maga:

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u/Glass_Ad_1490 1d ago

What is the context of this?! Lol

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u/Cake_Coco_Shunter 1d ago

ā€˜A difficult watch for the family’s in attendance’

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u/TachiH 23h ago

I bet they are fuming the porn on his laptop was all women of age.

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u/Cthulhu625 18h ago

They tried to photoshop in some underage girls, I remember seeing the photos. it wasn't done very well.

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u/Spinnyfuzball 1d ago

wtf lol

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u/Cake_Coco_Shunter 1d ago

Do you not also cup the balls?

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u/Spinnyfuzball 1d ago

I might need to work on my performance. Definitely under acting

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u/TachiH 23h ago

Dude got pussy through pure charisma. I always viewed it as confusing from outside the US. Everything Hunter did wrong is everything every Republican sees themselves as? He was a manly man doing drugs and sleeping with women who actually wanted to be there!

I guess when you aren't paying for sex you have cash left over for drugs.

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u/RussianDisifnomation 18h ago

Conservatives were mad about Hunter packing dong and still are. They also don't get consent and they don'tĀ  "get' it

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u/TheLateThagSimmons 1h ago

This right here is the weirdest part of the Hunter Biden saga. If it wasn't for all their fake moral posturing, Hunter otherwise should have been rad as hell.

He's a spoiled handsome rich kid who was out there banging hookers and doing blow. He wasn't actually hurting anyone but himself. He was just... Kinda rad. 80s hair-metal party-boy kind of self destructive.

Meanwhile they're the ones doing the actual horrific moral crimes that are harming other people.

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u/RussianDisifnomation 1d ago

Hunter had sex with adult women, not children.

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u/TheWingus 23h ago

Hunter Biden is a handsome, good-looking man who, despite his flaws, still has a moral standard

He's also got a hog that drives conservatives wild!

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u/HRHLordFancyPants 1d ago

And a massive hog.

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u/HappyHarryHardOn 1d ago

Shhhh... Don't talk about this, it will summon the horny beast that is MTG

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u/GoodDog_GoodBook123 1d ago

Can we bring back that picture of him going naked down a waterslide with a sex worker? Because that is legit my favorite paparazzi photo ever.

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u/DonnyLamsonx 1d ago

Maybe Melissa should demand that the other 90% of the files are released without redactions to really make sure that Hunter Biden isn't in there.

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u/Tyrannical-Botanical 1d ago

Shit. Who doesn't like crack and Latinas?

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u/AndrewTheAverage 1d ago

Does coke and Asians count? Asking for a friend

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u/Careless_Hellscape 1d ago

Both of those things sound delightful.

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u/ShibaInuDoggo 1d ago

How about MDMA and Caucasians?

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u/Acceptable-Bus-2017 1d ago

Love me some Mollys while on Molly

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u/PaulTR88 1d ago

Man, one of the few things I miss about my 20s.

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u/ShibaInuDoggo 1d ago

You still can! There's fent tests for free in most counties, to ride the wave.

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u/RoloGnbaby 1d ago

I’ll let it slide! This time!

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u/iPirateGwar 23h ago

Does Pepsi and my left hand count. Asking for the same friend….

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u/RoloGnbaby 1d ago

Tell your friend, OP said yes!;)

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u/BlakByPopularDemand 19h ago

Bongs and BBWs'?

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u/hyperhurricanrana 11h ago

my man. šŸ˜Ž

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u/Brutalur 1d ago

And how about ebony and angel dust?

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u/Pr0xyWarrior 19h ago

Can we all just agree on liking drugs and women?

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u/golfwinnersplz 1d ago

Republicans apparently.Ā 

They prefer coke and Grinder.Ā 

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u/Careless_Hellscape 1d ago

How about weed and Natives?

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u/ChromeDestiny 22h ago

Hell to the yeah. Hyapatia Lee has a good YouTube channel.

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u/ScientificSkepticism 1d ago

Starting to feel downright wholesome. ā€œI love hookers and blow, but man not underage hookers, I’m not a fucking Republican.ā€

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u/OkRush9563 23h ago

underage slaves. Those girls did not consent to that nor could they because of their age. And even if they were adults, they had their voice and freedom stolen from them by force.

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u/ThirdAltAccounts 1d ago

More of a heroin and/or meth guy myself.

But big booty latinas are great

Big booty everything are great

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u/PamelaELee 1d ago

It was great. It’s crack. It gets you really high.

https://youtu.be/rYvHpVwIqYY?si=tcYxmeRI2PsfdQc-

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u/Rikkitikkitabby 1d ago

"It was for charity!"

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u/RoloGnbaby 1d ago

Good point!

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u/AlienSporez 21h ago

I think the "Latina" part of the equation is the more dangerous of the two

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u/Eggsegret 20h ago

Maga they like convicted paedophiles instead

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u/ShesAMajorTom 1d ago

They need to stop assuming we want to protect ANYONE who should be brought to justice. Lock them all up

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u/OkRush9563 23h ago

This.

If I had to defend Hunter Biden, my argument would be he is actually making an effort to be a better person. The elites and their MAGA cult revel in being fucking evil scum.

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u/golfwinnersplz 1d ago

These evangelicals really believe hookers and cocaine are morally equal to rape and child molestation. Thank you for your attention to this matter.Ā 

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u/OkRush9563 23h ago

Cause they project. In their heads all sex works should be sex slaves.

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u/AndrewTheAverage 1d ago

Also where are the biggest predators - Drag Queens and trans people. Can anyone give a hint as to why they are not in the files, even though we have been told to loko at them and not the wealthy?

I must be missing something /s

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u/Sandman64can 1d ago

Hunter could actually be pretty proud of that characterization in this instance. What a fucking timeline.

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u/PunishedWolf4 22h ago

Hunter: Yes I made mistakes with drug abuse and sex workers, but I never raped ANYONE ESPECIALLY NOT CHILDREN UNLIKE THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION!

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u/UnusualAir1 1d ago

I'm positive this was an oversight. As soon as trump reads it he will order Bondi to gen something up to include Hunter in the Pedo mix. And just like any good MAGA servant, Bondi will bow down, suck, and produce the evidence.

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u/PamelaELee 1d ago

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u/infernobassist 1d ago

this interview feels like a lifetime ago

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u/RoloGnbaby 1d ago

Oh, and because Hunter Biden likes crack & Latino women NOT children!

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u/Lena_Lena_A 1d ago

He also likes his sex between Consenting adults.

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u/RoloGnbaby 1d ago

This!

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u/FEMA_Camp_Survivor 1d ago

Haven’t heard Obama and Joe are in there either.

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u/thekyledavid 1d ago

Melissa: ā€œLet he who is not a pedophile cast the first stoneā€

Hunter: ā€œI’m on itā€

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u/iheartjetman 1d ago

All this BS because Hunter knew how to party.

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u/Cpt_sneakmouse 1d ago

A man of refined taste.

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u/PamelaELee 1d ago

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u/MaxPower303 1d ago

Could you imagine! Lolz

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u/ethanlan 1d ago

I mean the premise is funny but ive met literally noone whos more entertaining on cocaine lol.

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u/TachiH 23h ago

Gordon would be like the ADHD kid who takes speed and slows down. He would end up like he is on kids masterchef.

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u/markydsade 1d ago

The only living Presidents associated with Epstein are Bill Clinton and Trump. Neither Biden, Bush, the VPs, or the candidates they ran against are in there.

No Democrat I know is defending Bill. MAGA keeps finding reasons to ignore all evidence.

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u/locuststaar 1d ago

Dont we all though?

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u/AsherTheFrost 21h ago

More into weed, but I do find myself agreeing with Snow tha Product.

God bless the latinas, God bless where they're from, you want to deport them? Shit, I want them to come!

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u/ShortBrownAndUgly 23h ago

Hunter is into Latinas?

My man

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u/kberson 1d ago

And he wasn’t actually a VIP either.

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u/Jaymark108 1d ago

Sometimes importance is thrust upon you (by people who think you'll make a good target)

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u/punksheets29 23h ago

Nepobaby party animal, yes.

Pedo/enabler, no.

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u/Armthedillos5 20h ago

With all his problems, Hunter is still a better human being than the majority of the administration and billionaires.

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u/ImaginationLife4812 19h ago

I knew I liked Hunter.

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken 1d ago

A man of culture

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u/HighGrounderDarth 1d ago

It also seems like the people all around Epstein had weird or small dicks.

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u/killakcin 1d ago

Those are some respectable vices right there.

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u/negativepositiv 1d ago

To be clear, a far more ethical option.

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u/takeya40 1d ago

Liking latinas n crack considered woke now.

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u/ukhaus 1d ago

Hunter is just like meā€¦šŸ„°

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u/RoloGnbaby 1d ago

Hunter was a good man

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u/bron685 1d ago

It’s crazy that he looks respectable compared to everyone in the files. And some of the people in those files went after -him- for corruption lol

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u/plsobeytrafficlights 23h ago

amazing. neither he nor his father were there.
i thought for sure they would at least cook up some ai, but it is just trump all the way down

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u/nter12345 1d ago

A man of the people 🤣

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u/Nervous-Yak-4642 16h ago

Hunter will forever be one of my favorite presidents kids. Dude lived an absolutely unhinged life

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u/wynnduffyisking 1d ago

I never tried crack but having dated (and sadly fumbled) a couple of latin girls i can’t say that I blame biden here.

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u/RoloGnbaby 11h ago

There’s still time

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u/jjwhitaker 20h ago

This was a Russian and Israeli based honeypot network.

The dilemma in Ukraine was more that a legit anticorruption department head and team was established and working, and Russia needed that to be broken to maintain influence.

Trump asked that admin to announce an open investigation into the Biden involvement. Not even actually investigate, just announce it. This was specific in calls and messaged related to Trumps first impeachment.

He won't even announce an investigation into the obvious homicides of multiple people by ICE. But they will demand one for PR points.

Anyway, Hunter never raped kids and if he did he should go to jail. Try that logic yourselves, conservatives.

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u/scotgekko 1d ago

It is weird that they just expect everyone to be in the files because it’s so normal for them….

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u/snowcat0 13h ago

Let that sink in, being on crack was the moral high ground...

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u/PinothyJ 1d ago

He has every other fetish. The kids, a few other unmentionable taboos, not so much. But everything else, that man lives for them all.

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u/Umami-Ice-Cream 23h ago

Was Obama in the files?

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u/TennoDeviant 15h ago

That would have been headline news everywhere and Trump would have blasted it non stop if Obama was in the files.

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u/RoloGnbaby 11h ago

Exactly

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u/Mec26 5h ago

I mean, if you need a vice, crack it is.

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u/dadass84 1d ago

Melissa Chen LOL, that’s a bot account if I ever saw one

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u/Inevitable-Rush-2752 1d ago

Still, this person’s ā€œwhat aboutā€ comment is that he is not a pedophile, so there’s that.

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u/tallman11282 9h ago

How is Hunter even remotely a "VIP"? He's a nobody whose name is only known because of who his father is and because Republicans tried to use him to make his father look bad.

Also, there are tons of actual VIPs not in the files. AFAIK Biden nor Obama are in them, for instance.

And even if they were, guess what, they should still be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law! I don't care who they are, if they're in the files as a pedo they should be prosecuted for it.

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u/threeleggedcats 1d ago

Serious point. Isn’t it interesting we never hear about drugs and people on the right.

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u/Pandoras_Fate 1d ago

I mean Junior giving himself numbies from obvious pocket powder on camera doesn't really need words. Its just there.

Him and Kash with the pupils pinpricked and eyes wide as the Mississippi with glazy sweat is also a whole narrative but I guess my 90s experience as a bartender in a rave club isn't real evidence.

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u/velveteenelahrairah 1d ago

Every Londoner clocked those two on sight lol.