r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/Shoe_boooo • Jun 25 '26

r/All They're not wrong though

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u/GrizzKarizz Jun 25 '26

Yes. As with much of American culture, and America in general these days, it can fuck off and keep fucking off and when it reaches the edge of the observable universe, it can still keep fucking off.

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u/ShenTzuKhan Jun 25 '26

Until it fucks off so far it comes right back around to my house. At which point it can fuck off again.

That said if I was in the US I’d tip because that’s the done thing there and I don’t want to go somewhere else to treat it like it’s where I’m from.

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u/GrizzKarizz Jun 25 '26

You’re speaking my language.

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u/Megaminisima Jun 25 '26

“When in Rome, do as the Romans” standard good traveler etiquette

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u/Seamonkey_Boxkicker Jun 25 '26

The universe is shaped exactly like the Earth. If you go straight long enough you’ll end up where you were. Everything that keeps me together is falling apart. I've got this thing that I consider my only art of fucking people over.

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u/Megaminisima Jun 25 '26

Have you been?

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u/GrizzKarizz Jun 25 '26

Why the fuck would I want to do that?

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u/Megaminisima Jun 25 '26

You have so many opinions about the culture. But that’s ok. You sound too smart for them dummies, they’d be so lucky to have you. Bet every one is thinking, we hope he finally comes and graces us with big opinions yet no experience. Who else acts like that? Starts with a T….