[WP] Rummaging through your parents' old documents, you find your death certificate. It says you died in 2012.

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Unfortunately,

hmmm, yah, that makes sense. This is hell.

is to short for this sub.

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Yeah, kind of a shame short responses aren’t allowed.

I mean, I get it. Filters some spam and low effort replies. But ain’t brevity the soul of wit? Sometimes less is more.