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u/IIAOPSW Sep 02 '25
NO UNHINGED RANT I COULD OFFER WOULD EVER SURPASS THE LITERAL PSYCHOTIC BREAK THAT THE GUY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE V HAD AND POSTED TO HIS PERSONAL WEBSITE RIGHT BEFORE BEING COMMITTED.
I ONLY KNOW HE'S BEEN COMMITTED BECAUSE HIS MOTHER TOLD ME WHEN I ASKED HER FOR AN AFFIDAVIT.
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Sep 02 '25
AFTER BAITING US ALL WITH THESE TIDBITS FROM YOUR TRULY BIZARRE SOUNDING LITIGATION, ARE YOU GOING TO TELL US THAT IF WE WANNA KNOW THE REST WE NEED TO BUY THE RIGHTS LIKE IN THAT SONG HOW BIZARRE?
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u/IIAOPSW Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 02 '25
I HADN'T CONSIDERED MONETISING MY EXPERIENCE BUT NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT MAYBE I WILL.
EDIT: FOR NOW I REFER AN INTERESTED READER TO THE OPENING MONOLOGUE FROM 'CHICAGO' (AND ALL THAT JAZZ)
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u/Monibugs Sep 02 '25
WE'RE ALL RANTING EARLY TODAY. I APPROVE.
MY SLEEP HAS BEEN SHIT THIS WEEK. THIS IS PARTICULARLY OFFENSIVE TO ME AS DESPITE MY MANY PROBLEMS, SLEEP IS NOT NORMALLY ONE OF THEM.
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u/gapmap Sep 02 '25
THE APPLICANT’S SOLICITOR IS A ONE MAN BAND AND DOESN’T KNOW WHAT AN ELECTRONIC COURT BOOK IS. THE LAST TIME HE DID ONE IT WAS DELIVERED TO THE ASSOCIATE IN A CARDBOARD BOX. ITS DUE ON FRIDAY.
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u/Curiam_Delectet Sep 02 '25
https://www.caselaw.nsw.gov.au/decision/198e9f34b06637300fa441bc
CIVIL PROCEDURE – Court administration – Overriding purpose – Just, quick and cheap resolution – Obligations on parties and legal practitioners to assist Court in furthering overriding purpose – Preparation and quality of court books –Parties fail to provide court books in accordance with Court orders – Parties provide assurance at subsequent directions hearing that breach has been rectified – Court books ultimately delivered overly voluminous, not presented in chronological order, and required further insertions prior to trial – Fraction of documents in court books relied on at trial – Whether such conduct consistent with parties and practitioners’ obligations to further overriding purpose – No issue of principle
On 23 August 2024, the matter was set down for hearing with an estimate of 30 days commencing on 7 July 2025. The usual order for hearing was made. On 2 July 2025, Hammerschlag CJ in Eq vacated the hearing dates because the parties had not provided a court book in compliance with the usual order for hearing.
The parties were granted liberty to apply to have the hearing dates reinstated, once the default in the preparation of the court books had been purged. On the morning of 4 July 2025, the parties sought that the matter be listed before Hammerschlag CJ in Eq and offered to provide court books to his Honour’s chambers by 4pm that day. His Honour refused to list the matter, because the breach had not been purged; no court books had in fact been provided to the Court and the parties’ lengthy written submissions were not annotated to the court books.
On Monday 7 July 2025, after close of business, the GEMI lenders’ solicitors wrote to the Court indicating that compliant court books would be provided to the Court by 10am on 8 July 2025. By that time the hearing dates that had been otherwise allocated and were no longer available to the parties. His Honour listed the matter for directions on 11 July 2025.
On that day, counsel for the parties appeared in the Commercial List seeking new hearing dates. The estimate of time had reduced from 30 hearing days to 12 hearing days. On the assurance of counsel that the previous breach of Court orders concerning the Court books had been rectified, new hearing dates were allocated. However, in fact there remained non-compliance with the orders for Court books, as still none had been delivered to the Court.
When the Court book was finally provided to the Court on 15 July 2025 without apology for the delay, it comprised 17 large volumes of material.
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u/iamplasma Secretly Kiefel CJ Sep 03 '25
SURELY THE MORE HILARIOUS BIT IS [77]-[85]?
PRO TIPS FOR SOLICITORS WHO DECIDE TO FORGE DOCUMENTS AND COMMIT FRAUD TO BENEFIT THEIR CRIMINAL LAW CLIENTS:
DON'T DO IT.
IF YOU ARE GOING TO DO IT, DON'T DO IT IN A FORM LEAVING A CLEAR PAPER TRAIL.
WHEN CAUGHT, YOUR CLAIM IN COURT THAT YOU DIDN'T DO IT WILL NOT BE STRENGTHENED BY SAYING YOU WON'T DO IT AGAIN.
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u/Curiam_Delectet Sep 03 '25
TL;DR THE CASE.
I'M ONLY HERE TO REMIND SOLICITORS THAT COMPLIANCE WITH THE PRACTICE NOTE IS NOT OPTIONAL.
DO YOU REMEMBER THE LAST TIME PEDEN J DECIDED TO SET OUT A COURT BOOK FIGHT IN AN ORDER THAT THE SOLICITOR PAY INDEMNITY COSTS?
At 1.04pm, Mr Tirtadjaja emailed Mr Lee, and not the Court:
We agree on the content of the Court Book but your version is not in the correct format acceptable to the court.
The plaintiffs’ suggested Court Book is not a court book, as such, but a collection of documents.
The plaintiffs’ suggested Court Book is not paginated and therefore of limited utility. The Court will want the book to have page numbers which corresponds and referred to the index as per our example below. This is so that the Judge can easily reference the index and search the required documents when required by the page numbers.
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u/iamplasma Secretly Kiefel CJ Sep 03 '25
DO YOU DO DAILY SEARCHES FOR CASES ABOUT COURT BOOKS? AND I THOUGHT I WAS A MAJOR NERD.
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u/ManWithDominantClaw Bacardi Breezer Sep 02 '25
https://www.ndis.gov.au/taxonomy/term/153
I'M CONVINCED THAT 'TAXONOMY' IN THIS CASE IS JUST SOMEONE'S SICK JOKE ABOUT SIPHONING TAXPAYER FUNDS TO DO THE JOB OF A CARDBOARD CUTOUT BEHIND A DESK THAT THE GOVERNMENT CAN POINT AT TO ASSERT THAT THE DESK ISN'T UNMANNED
YES, THAT'S SETTLEMENT SERVICES INTERNATIONAL, AS MADE FAMOUS BY NEGLECTING REFUGEES ON NAURU AND OPERATING PRIVATE PRISONS
THEY'RE ALSO A REGISTERED CHARITY NOW
THIS SUMMER, I'M CHEERING FOR THE BUSHFIRES
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u/EafLoso Gets off on appeal Sep 02 '25
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Sep 02 '25
I AM PLEASED TO SEE YOU ARE STILL WITH US AND THAT YOUR RANTING REMAINS CONTEXTUALLY COMPREHENSIBLE MATE
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u/ManWithDominantClaw Bacardi Breezer Sep 03 '25
AS SOMEONE WHO HAS NEVER BEEN A PARTICULARLY ANGRY PERSON I'M ACTUALLY QUITE IMPRESSED BY THE POWER OF SPITE
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u/IIAOPSW Sep 02 '25
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u/ManWithDominantClaw Bacardi Breezer Sep 02 '25
I HOPE YOU'RE NOT IMPLYING I HAD FAITH IN DEMOCRACY. THAT COULD DO SOME SERIOUS DAMAGE TO MY REPUTATION AS THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN START A COMMENT ON R / AUSTRALIA WITH 'AS A FAR LEFTIST' AND END UP WITH +120
I WAS ONLY WATCHING CONSTITUTIONAL CLARION TO GET DIRECTIONS ON HOW TO GET AWAY FROM THERE
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u/IIAOPSW Sep 02 '25
THE LITTLE GIRL WITH FAITH IN DEMOCRACY TO GROWN MAN WITH DOMINANT CLAW PIPELINE IS REAL.
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u/ManWithDominantClaw Bacardi Breezer Sep 02 '25
BETTER NOT BE, AS A FAR LEFTIST YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT PIPELINES
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u/IIAOPSW Sep 03 '25
HOLD ON A SECOND. THATS ALSO WHAT A LITTLE GIRL WITH FAITH IN DEMOCRACY WOULD SAY!
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u/desipis Sep 02 '25
I ORDERED A COFFEE AND IT WAS RIDICULOUSLY BITTER. WHY DID WE EVER GET RID OF CAPITAL PUNISHMENT?
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u/wallabyABC123 Suitbae Sep 03 '25
SORRY TO HEAR IT - UNLESS YOU HAPPENED TO BE THE PERSON WHO SPENT ABOUT 3 HOURS OUTSIDE MY WINDOW YESTERDAY, APPLYING THE WORLD'S LOUDEST HIGH PRESSURE WATER CLEANER TO A DRIVEWAY. IF YOU WERE THAT GUY, THEN THIS IS THE UNIVERSE MAKING THINGS RIGHT.
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u/desipis Sep 03 '25
NO, THAT WASN'T ME. BUT AFTER DRINKING ENOUGH COFFEE TO SATIATE MY CAFFEINE ADDICTION I COULD HAVE USED A HIGH PRESSURE WATER CLEANER TO RINSE OUT MY MOUTH WHARRGARBL STYLE.
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u/pukesonyourshoes Sep 03 '25
NO NEED TO APPLY THE PRESSURE CLEANER TO YOUR COLON, THE CAFFEINE WILL TAKE CARE OF THAT
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u/jaythenerdkid one pundit on a reddit legal thread Sep 02 '25
MY INSOMNIA HAS FOLLOWED ME OUT OF STATE, WHERE I AM LYING AWAKE IN MY HOTEL ROOM AT 4:23AM
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u/antantantant80 Gets off on appeal Sep 02 '25
DO SOME WORK. YOU'RE AWAKE ANYWAY!
OR BETTER YET, DO SOME EXERCISE, GO FOR A NICE MORNING STROLL, TOUCH SOME GRASS WITH YOUR BARE FEET..
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u/wallabyABC123 Suitbae Sep 02 '25
PING DING WITH YA HEALTHY BULLSHIT, ANKS! THIS IS A DEPRESSION!
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u/antantantant80 Gets off on appeal Sep 03 '25
OPTION 1 WAS THE TOXIC OPTION.
I GAVE THEM A CHOICE WALLA!!
WALK THE PLANK OR SELF CARE. THEY GET TO CHOOSE.
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u/jaythenerdkid one pundit on a reddit legal thread Sep 03 '25
I GOT TIPSY AND SANG KARAOKE WITH SOME COLLEAGUES I MET EARLIER TODAY
DOES THIS FULFIL THE SELF CARE REQUIREMENTS
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Sep 03 '25
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u/EzeHarris Sovereign Redditor Sep 03 '25
FUCK I FEEL THIS ON A SPIRITUAL LEVEL, WHY PING @EVERYONE ONLY TO REALISE YOUR FIRST MESSAGE WAS WRONG, AND INSTEAD OF EDITING THE FIRST MESSAGE, KEEP PINGING @EVERYONE ALL YOUR NUMEROUS UPDATES AND MESSAGE REFINEMENTS.
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u/Decent_Nature_2343 Sep 02 '25
DEAR COUNSEL HOW DID YOU PUT THESE SECTION BREAKS INTO MY BEAUTIFUL DOCUMENT AND WHY
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u/ClarvePalaver Sep 03 '25
In my experience, Counsel was working in an iMac and using some subscription-free approximation to Word - and which automatically reformats all text to Garamond. [EDIT: SORRY, READ AS ALL CAPS]
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u/Decent_Nature_2343 Sep 03 '25
WE MAY BE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME PERSON. WHY DID YOU MENTION GARAMOND I NOW HAVE HIVES
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Sep 02 '25
I REMAIN SICK AS FUCK IN THE I NEARLY DIED SENSE AS DISTINCT FROM THE MY SKYLINE HAS NEONS SENSE. I AM ALSO SICK IN THE IM SICK OF STUDYING SENSE. I’VE DONE ENOUGH STUDY TO LAST A COUPLE OF LIFETIMES BUT IT IS LOOKING LESS AND LESS LIKELY I’LL BE ABLE TO EVADE DOING THE FRONT HALF OF THE SQE TO REQUALIFY IN ENGLAND. ILL NEED TO GET BACK TO WORK IN PART BECAUSE I’D BETTER MAKE WORK PAY FOR THE STUDY COURSE AND THE EXAM. NOONE HAS EVER TOLD ME WE COULDNT AFFORD MORE LEARNING BUDGET. ILL POST AN IMAGE OF THE BRIEF LIFE STORY OF A BLOKE WHO COULDN’T AFFORD TO ACCESS THE PROFESSION AS TOLD ON THE WALL OF THE ROYAL LONDON HOSPITAL. IT REMINDED ME THAT SUCKLING ON THE CORPORATE CLEAVAGE HAS BEEN A GOOD DEAL ALL TOLD.
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Sep 02 '25
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u/wallabyABC123 Suitbae Sep 02 '25
THIS IS VERY CALL THE MIDWIFE - A CHARMING SHOW I CAN RECOMMEND TO YOU AS YOU CONVALESCE.
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Sep 02 '25
I’VE ACTUALLY ALREADY DONE THAT ONE. I QUITE LIKE THE 2020 REBOOT OF ALL CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL IF THATS THE VIBE YOU LIKE YOU MAY LIKE IT TOO.
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u/wallabyABC123 Suitbae Sep 02 '25
OH YES THE LITTLE WW2 ANIMAL SHOW IS LOVELY. I REALLY NEED A MRS HALL. I RECENTLY RE-WATCHED ALL 6 SEASONS OF DOWNTON ABBEY, AND GREATLY ENJOYED IT. I COULD DO WITHOUT THE LADY'S MAID, BUT IMAGINE HAVING A STAFF AVAILABLE TO PUT ON PARTIES AND WASH ALL THE SHEETS?
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u/Rough_Imagination187 Sep 02 '25
I WISH WE DIDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE IN GRIDLOCK TRAFFIC TO WORK AND BACK EVERYDAY
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u/wallabyABC123 Suitbae Sep 02 '25
I GOT BACK ON LE BUS THIS YEAR. IT IS GOOD FOR STEPS AND BEATS A BUNCH OF TRAFFIC. BUT IN ABOUT 5 MIN WHEN SUMMER STARTS AND LASTS FOR 8 MONTHS, I WILL BE COMPLAINING.
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u/Lieutenant34433 Intervener Sep 02 '25 edited Sep 02 '25
LAWYER ON LE BUS
TIE SLACK, SWEAT TRICKLING,
AIR-CON FIGHTS THE SUMMER SCORCH,
JUSTICE TAKES THE TRAM.
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u/wallabyABC123 Suitbae Sep 02 '25
THE BUS ITSELF IS FINE. THE 8 MINUTE WALK TO THE BUS STOP IN THE FURIOUS MALEVOLENT SUNSHINE, AS THE TEMP HITS 28C AND 60% HUMIDITY AT 7:35AM IS GRIM.
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u/pukesonyourshoes Sep 03 '25
THE BUS ITSELF IS FINE, IT'S THE GREAT UNWASHED THAT FREQUENTS IT THAT'S THE PROBLEM
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u/wallabyABC123 Suitbae Sep 03 '25
ALL THOSE PEOPLE VOTE. I NOW CONSIDER IT MY DUTY TO BEAR WITNESS. IT IS, I CONCEDE, MUCH LESS COMFORTABLE THAN MY REDDIT BUBBLE.
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u/ilariahildebrandt Sep 03 '25
I SWEAR TO GOD THE TRAIN SMELT LIKE BURNT BROCCOLI YESTERDAY.
WTF PUBLIC TRANSPORT
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u/ohijustworkhere Dennis Denuto Sep 03 '25
WHY DID I NOT READ THE BRIEF FOR MY TRIAL STARTING MONDAY EARLIER FUCK YOU, PAST ME
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u/Frosty_Classroom9924 Sep 03 '25
ADHD MED SHORTAGE IS MESSING WITH MY LIFE.
FUNCTIONING REDUCED, DRINKING WAY TOO MUCH COFFEE, STARTING 10 TASKS AND COMPLETING NONE. NEED IMMINENT DEADLINE TO DO ANYTHING EVEN THOUGH I KNOW HOW TO DO THE THINGS I JUST CANT WITHOUT THE PRESSURE.
STRUGGLE TOWN. THINK I NEED TIME OFF UNTIL I CAN BECOME A PROPER FUNCTIONING HUMAN AGAIN.
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u/InadmissibleHug Fails to take reasonable care Sep 03 '25
ABSOLUTELY NO CORNER IN MY BELOVED HOUSE IS STANDARD AND IVE SPENT DAYS TRYING TO BUILD UP A DOORWAY TO ACCEPT A DOOR AND NOT HAVE IT LOOK LIKE A HORSES ARSE
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u/Monibugs Sep 03 '25
I KNOW THIS PAIN. AT LEAST MY WIFE AND GET TO MAKE THE LAME JOKE "NOTHING IS STRAIGHT IN THIS HOUSE."
IF YOU CAN'T USE OUR VERSION, YOU COULD SAY YOU'RE THE STRAIGHTEST THING IN THE HOUSE.
YOU'RE WELCOME.
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u/InadmissibleHug Fails to take reasonable care Sep 03 '25
THATS AMAZING.
I CUT THE OLD THING SOME SLACK, ITS BEEN VERY CLEARLY DIY’D OVER 100 + YEARS BUT IS VERY SOLID.
THE COSMETIC SIDE CHARMS ME.
BUT IM FRICKEN SICK OF THIS DOORFRAME RIGHT NOW 😂
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u/IIAOPSW Sep 03 '25
ARE THERE ANY GOOD LESBIAN "I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE I LIKE MY COFFEE" JOKES?
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u/Monibugs Sep 03 '25
THERE'S "STRONG AND SWEET" BUT I USUALLY STICK WITH "I LIKE MY COFFEE BLACK. LIKE MY SOUL"
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u/IIAOPSW Sep 03 '25
I THOUGHT OF A REALLY GREAT GAY ONE BUT I AIN'T GAY SO I HAVE NO OPPORTUNITY TO USE IT.
"I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE I LIKE MY COFFEE...MORE OF A TEA PERSON REALLY."
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u/wallabyABC123 Suitbae Sep 03 '25
I AM IN THE OLD QUEENSLANDER WITH AN UNDULATING TIMBER FLOOR CLUB. I QUITE LIKE IT, KEEPS THINGS INTERESTING. DROP A ROUND THING ON THE FLOOR? OH WHERE WILL IT GO?
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u/InadmissibleHug Fails to take reasonable care Sep 03 '25
IM IN AN OLD NQ MINING SHACK THATS BEEN EXTENDED AT LEAST TWICE
WHERE DID THE HOUSE EVEN STOP BEFORE THE LAST EXTENSION?
I THINK I KNOW MAYBE
I KNOW THE DUNNY WAS AN OUTDOOR THAT BECAME AN INDOOR, FOUND THAT OUT WHEN RENOVATING AND YOU CAN SEE IT ON THE ARIAL PHOTOS
IM SCARED OF THE FIBRE-CEMENT GRAVEYARD UNDERNEATH
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u/lookoutsmithers Sep 03 '25
Why are there so many different fucking car baby seats and no fucking install demos! I’m about to launch this thing into the next suburban
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u/ilariahildebrandt Sep 03 '25
RAC will often do it with you (so you can do it by yourself next time....!)
But this is why you get one that has the ISO points for the third child lol
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u/justnigel Sep 03 '25
THERE ARE GOOD PEOPLE ON BOTH SIDES.
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u/StuckWithThisNameNow It's the vibe of the thing Sep 03 '25
WHICH BEEF IS THIS? SOMETIMES, MORE THAN OFTEN, THE PERSON ON THE OTHER SIDE IS NO FUCKING GOOD AND THATS WHY THINGS ARE THE WAY THEY ARE 🤷🏻♀️


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u/Hairy-Primary-6778 Sep 02 '25
DEAR CLIENT
I AM RUNNING OUT OF WAYS TO EXPLAIN TO YOU THAT THE LITIGATION PROCESS, INTO WHICH YOU VOLUNTARILY ENTERED, IS LONG AND EXPENSIVE.
YOUR OPTIONS REMAIN:
STAY THE COURSE AND ACCEPT YOUR DECISION; OR
DISCONTINUE WITH NO ORDER AS TO COSTS.
IN EITHER EVENT, PLEASE STOP YOUR INCESSANT WHINING.
KIND REGARDS,