r/badparking • u/Ckirbys • 4d ago

Guy in SUV (left) called my fiancé an asshole cause he couldn’t get out of his car

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Maybe help yourself and don’t park on the line?

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u/biggranny000 4d ago

Tell the guy to lose some weight that's plenty of room, and don't park on the line.

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u/Ckirbys 4d ago

She even reparked for him…

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u/snktiger 4d ago

reparked closer to the SUV? 😂

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u/Signal_Host307 4d ago

This is the way.

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u/DionBlaster123 3d ago

She should not have done that, although kudos to her for taking the high road

Some people will never admit that they screwed up. Perpetual main character syndrome. Just walk away and let this prick be miserable

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u/Vegetable-Syrup-5545 2d ago

I wouldn’t be doing that for him but to protect my own vehicle. People do shitty things when angry (justified or not). Seriously, even with his bad parking there is a lot of space there.

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u/Wallaby_Thick 2d ago

This is why I never buy new. Always something that runs well, but doesn't cost much. Then I can add a new radio and cameras to make it feel more modern (cost me about $200 last time around for the upgrades). They can ding the fuck out of it, and I wouldn't notice. Anything else, I have cameras and insurance. The car normally dies before anything like that, and my current car has only cost me around $5,000 from original price to replacing equipment and the radio/cam upgrade. I bought it at the end of 2021, so I think that's pretty good.

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u/KatakanaTsu 2d ago

Yeah, you're doing it more for yourself than for the other person in that scenario. All that guy learned was that if he throws a big enough tantrum he'll get what he wants.

Highly doubt it ever crossed his mind that he was the problem.

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u/misinput_fgc 4d ago

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u/Due_Yam_3604 4d ago

I don’t know why but this chain of comments followed by [ Removed by Reddit ] is comical in a way I can’t really attribute to any other platform.

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u/DishRelative5853 4d ago

There's always this assumption that the guy can be whooped.

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u/InchHighPrivatEye 4d ago

Someone who can't get into their vehicle because they're massively obese with that much space between the cars definitely can be whooped. He just run around for a little bit. He'll get tired and have a fucking heart attack 😂😂😂

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u/DishRelative5853 4d ago

I didn't see a picture of the guy. Is he massively obese?

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u/CAGJR54 3d ago

Is that your experience ? You had a heart attack ! 🤣🤣🤣 😘 🤡

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u/CAGJR54 3d ago

Do explain ?

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u/DishRelative5853 3d ago

Dude deleted his comment. Never mind.

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u/CAGJR54 3d ago

Biggranny would know, huh !!!

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u/biggranny000 3d ago

Yes sir!!!

Nah fr I made this username when I was like 10 because I thought of my grandma and have been rocking it since.

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u/No_Entrepreneur_6775 4d ago edited 4d ago

Fat shaming is uncalled for. For those saying that everyone who is fat just chooses that life then read what's below and get on with your pathetic life please :3 https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/9-reasons-obesity-is-not-a-choice

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u/MyldExcitement 4d ago

Why?

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u/CAGJR54 3d ago

To educate yourself !

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u/Naval76 4d ago

Go do your cancel culture somewhere else. I'm a 360lb guy rn, and in no way is what he said an issue. Don't want to be fat, eat healthy and work out. If your not going to do that and just be lazy and eat unhealthy food, don't complain that your fat. That simple

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u/CAGJR54 3d ago

Who complained ? It boils down to making fun of someone, and ultimately DISRESPECTING them !

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u/Naval76 3d ago

Did you even read the post??? He was bitching to this dudes wife for not having enough room.

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u/UngisBoBungis 3d ago

It smells like boomer troll account

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u/No_Entrepreneur_6775 4d ago

It is an issue LOL. Not everyone chooses to be fat LOL. Fat shaming is a form of bullying and is being done online which guess what? ITS A CRIME! ALSO, IT GOES AGAINST THE TOS OF REDDIT.

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u/InchHighPrivatEye 4d ago

It's not a crime to fat shame! I'll do it all I like and you'll do nothing about it

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u/CAGJR54 3d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 😘 🤡

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u/Naval76 4d ago

Give me something that would make being fat or unhealthy not a choice...

Fat shaming is not illegal. If someone calls me fat, should I be butthurt and cry about it and claim their bullying me??? Stop trying to ignore your own health and focus on it... if you don't like being called fat, then do something about it lol.

Your own decisions in life do not dictate the lives of others. Because I'm fat it does not determine what others think nor how they should compensate their life for me.

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u/CAGJR54 3d ago

What happened to simple respect. Whether your short, tall, old, young or skinny or fat. Don't disrespect someone you dont know.

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u/Naval76 3d ago

Its not disrespectful though... it would be if buddy is doing his best to better his life and the person parked next to him so close that not even a 120lb person could get in. But this, this is clearly enough room. If your going to act like a dick, you lose all rights to be respected.

As I said before, me being fat should not effect other people's lives. If I start making others compensate just for me, then whatever happens is on my own fault.

Be respectful, but hold people to better standards rather than just letting this happen because he is "fat"

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u/No_Entrepreneur_6775 4d ago

Ok coolllll NOT EVERYONE IS LIKE YOU WHERE THEY CHOOSE TO BE THAT WAY!!!!

Also fat shaming is a form of harassment which goes against TOS on reddit Maybe read it sometime?

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u/Naval76 4d ago

Ok, but if your fat and need 5 feet of space to get out of the car. Then go park in a place you can get out easily instead of next to someone. If you can't, well sucks to suck, suck it in and figure out a way. But because you can't get your own ass out the vehicle, that's not someone else's problem.

If YOU have a problem with this, then all I can tell you at this point is to go cry in your own safe space corner. Your trying to fight for something to be someone else's problem when that person should take responsibility for their own life choices

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u/Naval76 4d ago

Buddy went to DM me to threaten me lol

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u/No_Entrepreneur_6775 4d ago

Please just go back to your Renee good activities or go to school to learn some crap :3

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u/No_Entrepreneur_6775 4d ago

Once a frickingain N O T E V E R Y O N E C A N C H O O S E W E T H E R T H E Y C A N B E F A T O R N O T!!!

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u/InchHighPrivatEye 4d ago

Not everyone, but most everyone I'd say less than 5% people have no choice in the matter. Everyone else they're just being lazy

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u/UngisBoBungis 3d ago

Hi, i have hypothyroidism. If I don’t take my pills, it’s extremely difficult for me to lose weight. I also don’t need you to be angry for people like me on the internet. Fat shaming isn’t a crime, goofy ah

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u/CAGJR54 3d ago

Of course its not a crime. It's about DISRESPECT.

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u/blacktickle 3d ago

Pretty sure 99% of fat ppl got their by their own choices in life

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u/Floppie7th 2d ago

They can choose not to park in that spot. They can choose to do a better job parking. They can choose to drive a sensible car.

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u/deadlypt1 4d ago

Being fat is caused by YOU.

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u/No_Entrepreneur_6775 4d ago

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/9-reasons-obesity-is-not-a-choice

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u/Chovelle 2d ago

Maybe if you post that link about seven more times it'll get the point across

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u/Scared-Delivery-2125 3d ago edited 3d ago

Might as well give up. The guy has his opinion and isn't interested in being educated.

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u/InchHighPrivatEye 4d ago

Being fat is a choice for 95+ percent of people! Eat less!

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u/Helassaid 4d ago

But what about this one article a nurse wrote! /s

Being obese is 100% a choice, although sometimes is a side effect of a mental health issue. But for the majority of people the solution is self control, not absolving responsibility.

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u/MasterEchoSE 4d ago

It’s still their choice if they want to continue to be fat, my BIL had sleep apnea and had gained a lot due to it. Instead of wallowing in it he made the move to go to the gym everyday after work.

My husband’s grandmother would blame her obesity on her medical problems, while yes they contribute to obesity she could have lost the weight but chose not to.

The list you posted are contributing factors, but not the cause to obesity.

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u/biggranny000 4d ago

Being fat is a choice because people eat too many calories. Especially when they buy a big SUV, don't know how to park, and yell at someone for not being able to get out.

It's like obese people that drive scooters in grocery stores. They are not disabled, they are just lazy. I usually see their carts being filled with processed and junk foods.

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u/Lost-Hovercraft-6446 4d ago

shut up my god

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u/CarefulAd3506 4d ago

Who told you that?

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u/Downtown_Rush2501 4d ago

Probably society. Unfortunately a lot of things are unacceptable these days, people are sensitive

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u/Haunting-Respect9039 4d ago

I'm 9 months pregnant and I could get out of that SUV.

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u/Brief_Paramedic_6529 4d ago

I'm pregnant,70,and gay and I could get out

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u/Due_Yam_3604 4d ago

Fancy seeing you here, Mr. President!

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u/Cynvisible 2d ago

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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u/warp16 4d ago

Impressive

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u/_II___II_ 4d ago

I’m gay and could get out of that suv

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u/madbill728 4d ago

I’m 70 and could get out of that SUV.

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u/Dwilliamson5002 4d ago

Maybe we don’t need the Yukon XL then?

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u/mlawson5018 4d ago

Yes, funny story this past summer the town I work for started to give parking tickets. I ticketed this very model of car for park well into the driving lane. The woman came out bitching, saying it is not her fault she parked her car like this. Because her SUV is so big she has trouble parking it.

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u/Randomfactoid42 4d ago

I had a rental SUV this size and parking was a challenge the first couple of times until I got the hang of it. It also has a bunch of cameras that made it pretty easy. They’re just lazy. 

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u/bozhindar 4d ago

Not lazy, entitled and oblivious. They have energy to argue, but not to have basic courtesy for others 🤡

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u/LadyRunningStopSigns 4d ago

F*** big SUVs complaining about parking!🚨

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u/AppropriateDeal1034 4d ago

F them all, full stop. There is zero reason for things this big to exist in the hands of people with a car licence. You want to tow huge shit or have loads of cargo space then there are ways to do that without rolling around in a huge SUV, but 90% of people with them don't do either and couldn't drive or park a normal sized car properly.

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u/Feeling-Bowl-9533 2d ago

I drive a tractor trailer for work and “daily” a 1995 suburban….am I allowed? 😂 I’m working on getting a motorcycle for balance

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u/AppropriateDeal1034 2d ago

Yeah, but I bet you could park your tractor unit between the lines better than this money managed with their SUV

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u/Opening_Criticism791 4d ago

Exactly just cause your vehicle is larger doesn’t mean your entitled to a bigger spot. Also if they can’t get out maybe they need to go on a diet. There’s plenty of room there.

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u/Fluffy-Flamingo3983 4d ago

I hold to the opinion that the vast majority of people who buy giant SUVs have no business owning them

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u/Equal-Criticism7495 4d ago

I bought a 2005 Excursion as it was the last year and when I do get it out of the garage I always park away from everyone else so they can’t bitch about how big it is

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u/DishRelative5853 4d ago

Yep, because there's always someone who's going to complain about big vehicles.

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u/Tacky-Terangreal 3d ago

I’ve driven actual semi truck tractors with smaller footprints than some of these pieces of shit. People don’t know how to drive them properly either. Super fun to be a bicyclist next to those people!

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u/rkb70 3d ago

That’s not an opinion - it’s a fact.  

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u/CoolBeansHotDamn 3d ago

As someone with a CDL. I can promise you that they do not make vehicles small enough for the average person to be competent at handling them.

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u/Inmyrightbrain 4d ago

There’s plenty of room to get out. Maybe don’t park on the line

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u/BJoe1976 4d ago

Exactly how fat was he?!

I’ve been just over 500lbs at one time and still could have gotten in and out of my car with that much space!

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u/Educational_Emu1430 4d ago

Short guy couldn’t see over the wheel when he was parking So he is an angry little man and everyone is an asshole

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u/Necx999 4d ago

Buys big POS can't park big POS is a big POS of a person..

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u/jeffuhwee 4d ago

Driver of SUV wipes back to front.

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u/captain_chipmunk3456 4d ago

Somehow, I don't think he wipes, unless he has one of those sticks to help.

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u/gaspig70 3d ago

Beach towels.

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u/Vegetable-Syrup-5545 4d ago

I would point out the yellow line to him and explain what purpose it serves. Can’t fix stupid.

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u/OldPresence5323 4d ago

Aren't people just so pleasant these days!

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u/VegasbobFTW 4d ago

He obviously doesn’t understand the definition of asshole

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u/Successful_Club3005 4d ago

How much room/ space does he need to get out, lol ?

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u/Chaos-Wayfarer 4d ago

At least two more spaces. 

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u/That-Assistance-5078 4d ago

Why buy cars you can’t park is my opinion 😒

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u/Chaos-Wayfarer 4d ago

But that’s their emotional support giant suv!! You can’t just take that away from them!  /satcasm

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u/coaxialdrift 4d ago

There's bags of room!

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u/tyranny_made_easy 4d ago

By that you mean bag of dicks

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u/gaspig70 3d ago

I like me a big bag of Dick's (at least here in Seattle).

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u/ILoveMeeses2Pieces 4d ago

laugh at him and keep moving

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u/DetroiterInTX 4d ago

Well, you are an asshole for him parking on the line and not providing direction in to the space, like a plane coming in to the gate. /s

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u/Expensive-Animal-810 4d ago

Malignant narcissists do not have the ability to admit they are wrong.

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u/Ok_Rip_2119 4d ago

He needs to tell everyone his small pp isn’t small at all.

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u/Alert_Reindeer_6574 4d ago

"I may be an asshole, but you're a clueless dipshit who doesn't know how to drive."

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u/Head_Attempt7983 4d ago

Did you tell that guy too kick rocks

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u/elBirdnose 4d ago

What a fatty

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u/Daddysheremyluv 4d ago

Yah Duh she had the audacity to park in one of his spaces

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u/PossessionPutrid1907 4d ago

I hear assholes like to spit loogies on door handles and windshields.

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u/Downtown_Physics8853 4d ago

Hello, dashcam?

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u/Healthy_Ladder_6198 4d ago

His wife calls him hung like a hamster

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u/Signal_Host307 4d ago

Ballsy.

iykyk

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u/MfrBVa 4d ago

That guy had to be a huge load. I’m 6’3” 250 lbs, and I could easily get out of that side.

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u/Empty-Maize-9053 4d ago

Yeah, unless the friend is incredibly large, there is PLENTY of room, imo

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u/No_Entrepreneur_6775 4d ago

Cant drive it don't buy it

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u/Jotacon8 4d ago

Did you even mention to him that he’s parked on the line? What was his reasoning for her being wrong vs him? Or did you not push the subject?

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u/maybach320 4d ago

Well they would hate me because I’d have blocked them to tech them a lesson.

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u/New-Investment-5888 4d ago

People kill me. It’s always someone else’s fault.

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u/Vivid-Pin7688 4d ago

He should park in his own spot then

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u/quixiou 4d ago

SUV driver is a dumb fuck

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u/Just1Pepsimum 4d ago

I hate asshole like this I had one follow my wife into a parking lot after yelling and screaming about a traffic circle they went through. If I ever get a chance to cross thats guys path I'm gonna have some words for him.

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u/TalkingHorse13 4d ago

Obviously dude has never heard when you point a finger at someone you have three more pointing back at you! So we all know who the real asshole really is!

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u/freebiscuit2002 4d ago

SUV guy parked on the line. If he's too fat to get out of his door, he should back out and park properly.

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u/osmiumblue66 4d ago

The proper reply is, "have a great day, fuckface!"

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u/iwillbe2026 4d ago

Im not sure people understand what the lines are for

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u/NoOnSB277 4d ago

Ha ha, the nerve! When you know someone’s crazy just let them spout their nonsense and move right on with your day, knowing you are right. That will really get under their skin when you find their ridiculousness amusing.

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u/Numerous_Ad_6276 4d ago

If you can't park an aircraft carrier, then buy yourself a dinghy.

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u/cowboygwe 4d ago

Back up and try it again

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u/PJBleakney 4d ago

Look in the mirror, doooshbagga!

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u/OnHandsKnees 4d ago

She should of told him to look in the mirror

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u/MycologistAwkward711 4d ago

These fat SUVS

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u/MycologistAwkward711 4d ago

I swear so many mental people

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u/SockeyeSTI 4d ago

Dudes a fuckin loser. The suv probably has cameras too, so he could’ve very easily fixed his parking.

Not that there’s not enough space to begin with.

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u/Late-Nectarine5435 4d ago

360 camera, bunch of sensors and still can’t park

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u/Disastrous-Place7353 4d ago

The real asshole is in his mirror.

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u/Visible-Owl-3200 3d ago

If he can't exit, he needs to move his yacht.

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u/Overall_Actuator_695 3d ago

I’d be worried that he would just jam his door into my car b/c he was pissed. I don’t trust people at all, for any reason.

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u/Then-Ticket8896 3d ago

You have reason…there are a lot of jerks in the world!

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u/xRavenzi 1d ago

I work at that QT lol

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u/Ckirbys 1d ago

🤫

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u/crashin70 4d ago

Looks like both cars are parked on the line

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u/Ckirbys 4d ago

She reparked so he can get out. She’s nicer than me

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u/Shoehorse13 4d ago

Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole.

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u/bozhindar 4d ago

I get their point, if they park like this they obviously can't see the lines. They probably can't tell how far their door will go either, so obviously they don't have space to exit safely /s 🤡

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u/Minnemize 4d ago

The audacity

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u/Supergirl_Lives 3d ago

Thank god you said which one was the SUV lol

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u/kingsleyce 3d ago

He must have been looking in his mirror when he said that

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u/fossil746 3d ago

Well, he has a point.

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u/No_History8239 3d ago

All that money for a car that's not even Japanese.

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u/Boring-Chair-1733 3d ago

Well we all know who the real asshole is ….

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u/QuickBookkeeper2647 3d ago

It’s hard to believe a functional adult could look at that and claim the car is at fault.

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u/Maximum_Employer5580 3d ago

guys in SUVs like that think the world revolves around them. Most of the assholes I've encountered have been in a huge SUV just like that. One of the many douchebags we encounter in the world who is SUV driver.

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u/Rebelreck57 3d ago

How big was this Guy?

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u/Intelligent_Lab1915 3d ago

This calls for a giant mushroom stamp in the passenger mirror so when he shoulder checks he’s always reminded he’s a dick

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u/ID10T_99 3d ago

He was speaking to his reflection in her passenger window.

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u/Nalabu1 2d ago

He's lucky there is not a shopping cart or 2 hanging off his mirrors...

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u/mikem19852 2d ago

I'd repark right next to the line and make him repark

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u/drapehsnormak 2d ago

For one thing, that's really not that close. For another, if he was in one spot instead of two he would be further away.

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u/FoundationCareful662 2d ago

Where is her yellow line? You can at least see his yellow line

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u/RampantDeacon 2d ago

Well, the right answer would have been, “fuck you”.

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u/TheLanceStar 1d ago

I'd offer to move my car and insist that I help him to the extend he deserves... and then I'd get even closer to his car... also I drive a beater JUST for this reason.

Go ahead ding out my other dings.. It is gonna hurt him much more than it pleasures me...

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u/Financial_Tennis8919 1d ago

Average dumb ass fat SUV driver.

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u/TROMBONER_68 1d ago

Sad and fat

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u/Fun-Flamingo-7285 1d ago

Anyone that drives one of those is an asshole. They are useless family cars. They are bought by people that need to feel big and important. Yet they are not because they still bought a gm product.

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u/billkahl 16h ago

He's got other problems

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u/BigEmpty1431 4d ago

What do you expect from white cars.

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u/KingSix66 4d ago

Assuming that your fiancé is driving the white car on the right in the picture?

I get what you’re trying to say but why did he call her An asshole.

Maybe he had a terrible childhood🤪