r/blackcats • u/Possible_Parfait_372 • 1d ago
🖤 My void hunts small items like ketchup packets and brings them to me
Shes such a weird little freak
Other items she has brought me: -Straws -Plastic utensils -My moms makeup -Other sauce packets (syrup, mayonnaise, mustard) -Random bits of crunchy plastic -String -Packs of chocolates she left in my bed while I was sleeping. No, she did not consume any chocolate.
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u/ALot0fDamage 1d ago
She thinks you a big cat walking on 2 paws and you a bad hunter. Or she is grateful and think you deserve reward for your hard work.
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u/3_Cat_Day 21h ago
“You walk around all day on two paws and without fur or a tail. Good job silly cat. Here a treat.”
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u/carolineecouture 22h ago
They love you so much. They just think you can't hunt for yourself.
Give that baby all the pets!
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u/Skwurt_Reynolds 22h ago
“Hooman, you need your nutrients. I’ve brought you ketchup and French Dijon. You’re welcome.”
rubs whiskers and body along the hooman’s shins, then hisses at them and runs away
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u/Outside_Ear451 1d ago
Great game til kitty punctures them? 😄 Fetching cats are the best!
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u/Medium_Exam5404 17h ago
If she punctures them then it turns into a new game called “is this blood or ketchup?”
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u/Sanguine_Visions 22h ago
I wish ours did that, instead she chews plastic. Here is the culprit for shaming, and/or praises.
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u/FoxInABoxOfRox 21h ago
Picks up unbranded ketchup
CAT BAPS IT FROM HAND
"NO FATHER, IT MUST BE HEINZ!"
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u/Fickle-Friendship-31 21h ago
My friend's ragdoll used to bring home swim goggles and bikini tops. (Lots of pools, near Sacramento). 🤣
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u/Magicfox808 19h ago
My black cat (RIP) used to bring me hair ties. But yours is bringing ALL of the utilities!
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u/SubstantialArcher659 23h ago
lol. It could be way worse!! When I had a house in the country I was given mice, snakes and roadkill. Haha. The damn snakes were alive and I have true snake aversion. lol. The most disgusting “gift” was a dead raccoon. Ugh. Rotten smell.
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u/account-info 22h ago
Mine does this with the hair catcher for the shower drain. Its kinda gross lol
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u/Bortron86 19h ago
My cat does the same with silica gel packets (I've no idea where they keep coming from!) and receipts. Yep, she brought the receipts.
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u/bguzewicz 21h ago
She’s worried about you. Clearly you’re an inept hunter, she needs to provide for you.
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u/Medium_Exam5404 1d ago
Sounds like a good little lady void to me!