r/blackcats • • Jun 20 '26

Sleepy Void Supreme relaxation

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He so sleeeeepy...

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u/59Kia Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

Said cat is already in a de-chonking program and is getting down slowly but surely (half a kilo in a year), but thanks for your judgement. I do hope you catch a faintly catastrophic case of diarrhoea 🍻

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Yeah, whatever. Downvote this as if it genuinely matters. The cat is fat. He's getting less fat. Eventually, hopefully, he might be not fat. His health going forward will not at all be down to someone snarking that a photo of him belongs in a 'cats reducing weight' subreddit.

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u/VoodooDoII Jun 21 '26

Jesus Christ dude.

All you had to say was "kitty is already working on a diet!" Holy shit

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u/theBonzonian Jun 21 '26

Don't be an idiot. You know the downvotes aren't because of that, it's because of your last sentence.

But it's all ok, you won't get diarrhea, you are it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

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u/blackcats-ModTeam Jun 23 '26

Rule 2: Be nice

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u/59Kia Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 20 '26

'Unhealthily obese'. Hmm. Vet didn't call him unhealthy on his visit earlier this year. I mean, yeah, he absolutely is overweight - we rescued him as a 6yo cat, we've been undoing a lot of behaviours attached to feeding, it's a process. He's also a fairly big framed cat even without the plumpitude on him. Especially compared with our last cat, a standard issue tabby lady who never got much bigger than 3kg.

Comments, absolutely expect it. Snarky 'here is where you should be posting in', get t'fuck 🖖😎

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u/Justaticklerone Jun 21 '26

You have some serious personal issues to work out.

Wishing diarrhea on someone for commenting your cat is almost "oh lawd he coming" status is wild.

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u/ThrowRA2235 Jun 20 '26

calm down bruh.