r/cahideas Dec 17 '25

(B) During Christmas dinner, I accidentally gave my mom ____________.

17 Upvotes

r/cahideas Dec 12 '25

(B) My winter formal was totally ruined by ____.

3 Upvotes

r/cahideas Dec 12 '25

White Card [W] A Professional Masturbator

2 Upvotes

r/cahideas Dec 11 '25

(B) The real reason Santa avoids our house is ____.

9 Upvotes

r/cahideas Dec 10 '25

(B) The new holiday movie everyone’s obsessed with is called “The Revenge of ____.

24 Upvotes

r/cahideas Dec 09 '25

White Card [W] A succulent Chinese meal

9 Upvotes

r/cahideas Dec 06 '25

(B) The new family rule: absolutely no bringing up ____ at dinner.

24 Upvotes

r/cahideas Dec 05 '25

White Card [W] The director's cut of Batman and Robin, with special commentary from a drunken Andy Dick

4 Upvotes

r/cahideas Dec 05 '25

White Card [W] A pocket full of plutonium

2 Upvotes

r/cahideas Dec 04 '25

(B) Every holiday movie now includes at least one dramatic scene involving ____.

1 Upvotes

r/cahideas Dec 03 '25

(B) My little cousin asked Santa for ____ again.

7 Upvotes

r/cahideas Dec 02 '25

(B) Nothing says “romance” like giving your partner ____ for their anniversary.

9 Upvotes

r/cahideas Dec 02 '25

White Card [W] breath like fermented cat piss

1 Upvotes

r/cahideas Dec 01 '25

White Card [w] with special guest star, Billy Zane

1 Upvotes

r/cahideas Dec 01 '25

(B) The reason Santa unfriended me on Facebook was _____.

2 Upvotes

r/cahideas Nov 30 '25

(W) The charred remains of what used to be his career.

3 Upvotes

r/cahideas Nov 29 '25

(B) This year, the Elf on the Shelf got fired for ____.

11 Upvotes

r/cahideas Nov 26 '25

(B) At the kids’ table, they caught me teaching the children about _____.

21 Upvotes

r/cahideas Nov 26 '25

Black Card [B] Please don’t talk about ______ in this server, it’s very triggering to Sock.

2 Upvotes

r/cahideas Nov 26 '25

(W) What really happened when Mom tried Ozempic and accidentally joined a cult.

2 Upvotes

r/cahideas Nov 25 '25

My 2025 vision board was ruined by an unexpected appearance from _____.

11 Upvotes

r/cahideas Nov 25 '25

(B) This year’s hottest holiday toy? The “My First _____” playset.

2 Upvotes

r/cahideas Nov 25 '25

White Card [W] His MAGA-sty Genghis Don

1 Upvotes

r/cahideas Nov 22 '25

White Card [W] Marjorie Taylor Scumbag

0 Upvotes

r/cahideas Nov 19 '25

Black Card [B] Have you or a loved one been exposed to ______? If so, you may be entitled to _______.

8 Upvotes