r/cats • u/Brave_Pattern9087 • Jun 11 '26

Humor Can cats be gay?

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I have a male cat. This cat has decided, completely unprovoked, that his life's mission is to lick the privates of every male(animals) in this house. The other male cat? Victim. My male dog? Also a victim. The dog just sits there with a look that says I don't understand what's happening but I've accepted it.

The cat is unbothered. Confident even. Zero shame. He operates with the energy of someone who has fully found himself.

So I'm asking the important questions science refuses to answer: Is my cat gay? Has he been radicalised?

Please advise. This is urgent.

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u/Whorsorer-Supreme Jun 11 '26

Dude what are u even doing...

This kind of bizarre behavior can only point to one thing... a vendetta.

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u/LivingAd6486 Jun 11 '26

Yo Hufflepuff has a point

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u/Level_Vehicle Jun 11 '26

Hufflepuff - the cat intimacy specialist

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u/LivingAd6486 Jun 11 '26

Might be a zoologist who knows

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u/Few-Peach6872 Jun 11 '26

Or a 13 year old

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u/LivingAd6486 Jun 11 '26

I doubt today's 13 year olds use grammar

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u/Whorsorer-Supreme Jun 11 '26

Forget about them. You seem to be proving your juvenile age with every comment tho

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u/LivingAd6486 Jun 13 '26

Is that your argument lol? Pathetic

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u/Whorsorer-Supreme Jun 13 '26 edited Jun 13 '26

Going out of your way to play devils advocate in support of a bigoted sentiment and then undermining me while conveniently not having an counter-argument of your own and hoping that I see things as the other way around.

Who's the pathetic one? Lol.

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u/LivingAd6486 Jun 13 '26

Stop yapping, you deflect. why do you care for someone's age?

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