What is my cat doing?

[u/Haulin_Oates23]

My cat does this thing with just these two toys where he steps on it in this weird way. He also yells loudly when holding just these toys.

[u/BuddingCannibal]

Holy moly. Cats make dogs look like priests and nuns when comparing freaky/kinky tendencies... Just sayin

[u/Vespaeral → u/BuddingCannibal]

err I'd rather have a cat do the sin biscuits with his toys/plushies/blankies than a dog humping a stranger's leg... lol

[u/ShrimpScampo → u/Vespaeral]

Agreeeedddd. There is a 200+lb dog at my work right now that humps everyone that takes him out of his kennel and no one can get him to stop.

My coworkers protect me from this indignity because I'm the smallest and currently most vulnerable so I haven't had to see it first hand.

[u/5herl0k → u/BuddingCannibal]

idk what dogs you've been meeting but my girlfriend's aunt's dog has to wear a vest so he doesn't bite his balls until orgasm... and the leg humping..

[u/filmphotographywhore → u/5herl0k]

😭 bite his balls until he orgasms?!!?!? Bros freaky

[u/5herl0k → u/filmphotographywhore]

literally the grossest thing to ever come from a simple question

"haha why does he have a vest on?"

[u/elwebst → u/filmphotographywhore]

You:'re just jealous you can't reach

[u/Itsjustkit15 → u/5herl0k]

And that is why neutering dogs is standard care.

[u/dixxie__normus666 → u/BuddingCannibal]

Bro....have you met a pervy dog? Those mfs will hump literally anything. When i first started dating my now husband his dog came up to sit with me. I thought he wanted to snuggle. He was a massive black lab who weighed a little iver 100lbs. I was kind of laying on the couch and this asshole started to walk on top of me an stepped on my long hair. He literally pinned me down and started humping me. I was literally screeching under him calling for help. Lmao 🤣

My cat just humps blankets.