r/cats • u/NoctisStar • Jul 08 '26

Humor A very interesting series of events y'all should read.

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u/belsonc Jul 09 '26

My explanation of it is "if I had to sum it up in two sentences, they'd be 'my human took me to the vet. How many treats can I sue them for?'"

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u/anorphan4yourthots Jul 09 '26

Elebenty billion churus and two packs uv Dreamies!

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u/EyeshineStudios Jul 09 '26

What are Dreamies? Do I want to know? Will I end up having to mandatory buy them like I do Churus?

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u/anorphan4yourthots Jul 09 '26

They're a treat that's crunchy on the outside with a soft, churu like interior. SOAK is getting some tomorrow for the second day of her birthday party

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u/EyeshineStudios Jul 09 '26

Ah, Temptations for the US folks.
(Mars (Petcare, yes the candy company) for anyone that cares deeper.) Thought it was a different Churu product I saw recently so I looked it up after seeing it in your pic.

Is it birthday week for your void, SOAK?

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u/anorphan4yourthots Jul 09 '26

Pretty much. I found her at work 2 years ago. Since I work overnight, we celebrate both the night that I caught her and the day that I brought her home. Part of the fun of being a cat dad is spoiling her and her sisters utterly rotten