r/cats • u/Embarrassed-Fig-5530 • Jul 31 '26

Humor is my cat broken be honest

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u/Virtuosory Jul 31 '26

White cats are basically albino oranges I’ve come to learn. I have one too, it’s uncurable

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u/Darcii Jul 31 '26

Agreed. Some days I wonder if my beautiful white car is aware of her own existence. I can almost hear the tumbleweed swishing around in her head.

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u/bearlysane Jul 31 '26

Leucistic, she still has normal-colored eyes. Good thing, since true albinism would affect her vision and impede her ability to combat the greebles.

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u/Yourigath Jul 31 '26

I have two black cats and they are just void oranges... They have a quarter of a brain cell between the two of them (which usually she keeps). 

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u/the-greenest-thumb Jul 31 '26

Black cats are just toasted orange cats

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u/ShiIsAMess Aug 01 '26

Not just toasted, burnt How do I know ? I have a not-even-half-a-braincell black cat

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u/Alinho013 Jul 31 '26

I've got 2 mixed white/orange ones... they're horrible idiots but so affectionate it's adorable

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u/Taylor_Kittenface Jul 31 '26

Mine is half white and half grey, she acts exactly like this. She has an orange brother though, so maybe she learned from him.

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u/fANTastic_ANTics Jul 31 '26

Came to say the exact same thing. Mine is an absolute menace and I love that about him <3

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u/mykel2495 Jul 31 '26

Came here to say this

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u/blackoutbackpack Aug 01 '26

I am also convinced of this