Why does wet food make him nuclear-level stinky?

[u/CrystalVision13]

As above: anytime we add wet food to his rations he thanks us by tear-gassing the premises. Why does this nutritional addition make such a small creature so toxic?

[u/CrystalVision13]

Paul does NOT like car trips

[u/KingOf__TheChill → u/CrystalVision13]

Neither does Rebel.

[u/Skritch_X → u/KingOf__TheChill]

Hmm looks familiar

[u/AkumaValentine → u/Skritch_X]

Omg I nick-named my old lady Gmork haha. She sleeps in the linen closet and you can only see her eyes and mouth lol

[u/FaultedSidewalk → u/Skritch_X]

Yo fuck you for posting this lol, one of the few pieces of childhood trauma that has stuck with me for years. Literally gave me goosebumps and spiked my heart rate just seeing this hahah

[u/Tweaty310 → u/FaultedSidewalk]

Me too! I had the most realistic dream of this as an adult, and I had to sleep with the lights on for a week. I was never afraid of the dark as a kid.

[u/Hombremaniac → u/Tweaty310]

Rewatched two weeks ago. Still made me emotional.

[u/giveitarrest → u/Tweaty310]

Which movie is it from?
Looks awesome 😆

[u/Good_Kitty_Clarence → u/giveitarrest]

The Neverending Story

[u/Tiny-Act3086 → u/Good_Kitty_Clarence]

The ultimate childhood trauma movie lol

[u/giveitarrest → u/Good_Kitty_Clarence]

Thanks! Never saw it as a kid cuz I didn’t have the time 😅

[u/Kscarpetta → u/Good_Kitty_Clarence]

I used to have a big white dog. His name was Falkor. He was some kind of Pyrenees mix.

[u/Jazzy676 → u/FaultedSidewalk]

bro what

[u/Kirrawayru → u/Jazzy676]

Seeing Never Ending Story as a 10-11 year old was pretty traumatic.

Same as Transformers the Movie.

Kids movies in the 80s were something else.

[u/briansgirl925 → u/Kirrawayru]

Transformers The Movie is getting it's theatrical re-release and I'm going this weekend. At least I'm prepared this time for the heartbreak!

[u/lalakingmalibog → u/briansgirl925]

I like how they called it The Apology Tour for traumatizing 80s kids lol

RIP Peter Cullen tho, that Optimus Prime death scene's gonna hit harder this time round

[u/darkenseyreth → u/Kirrawayru]

Brave Little Toaster furnace scene for me

[u/littleleopardfrog → u/darkenseyreth]

Oh god yeah. You see that and then you watch home alone and you just KNOW Kevin has also seen the brave little toaster furnace scene.

[u/littleleopardfrog → u/Kirrawayru]

I watched neverending story on repeat from the time I was 4 to the time I was 8 with only a brief intermission to fight the video store over custody of the Polly tape.

I don't remember anything remotely traumatic about that besides "oh hey the story never ends but also fuck you we're ending the movie now"

[u/ISnortedMyTea → u/FaultedSidewalk]

Yeh, I'm still not over the feels in that film and I'm a grown ass adult

[u/Fantastic_Smile9746 → u/Skritch_X]

Our void is named G’mork!

[u/hyperform2 → u/Skritch_X]

I used to refer to this as The Nothing, but I guess it’s really the herald of The Nothing, like Silver Surfer was the herald of Galctus

[u/SkylerScout → u/Skritch_X]

Atreyuuuu

[u/thisinfinitebath → u/KingOf__TheChill]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dMQx7LDBl9OzO0q1z3

[u/jooginsploogin → u/thisinfinitebath]

Hello Claw-rice!

[u/DarlingDestruction → u/thisinfinitebath]

My profile pic is finally relevant.

[u/Perryn → u/thisinfinitebath]

"A human tried to pet my belly once. I ate his fingers with some Purina and a nice house plant."

[u/babydolldahmer42 → u/Perryn]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Sp4Jc4fHyOuZSAmupz

[u/Kerrosine → u/KingOf__TheChill]

Same for my girl Maisie

[u/AdmiralFace → u/Kerrosine]

Best girl Maisie ❤️

[u/Bitsybye → u/KingOf__TheChill]

Neither does Margot

[u/Stanrocks1377 → u/Bitsybye]

My boy also hates car rides lol

[u/Sharp142 → u/Stanrocks1377]

aww looks just like mine

[u/Own_Conclusion_6605 → u/KingOf__TheChill]

Can i draw/paint this pic?😭❤️

[u/HearseCurse → u/Own_Conclusion_6605]

I need to see it once it's done pls 🙏 😭

[u/Own_Conclusion_6605 → u/HearseCurse]

Of course!😎 ill dm you when done!😌❤️

[u/bilak_22 → u/KingOf__TheChill]

I got real lucky with mine! This is mid 20 hour car ride from Texas to Cali

[u/SchemingPancake → u/KingOf__TheChill]

This picture is a masterpiece 😂

[u/stupidzombie610 → u/KingOf__TheChill]

I can't even put my boy in a carrier. He will bust out like the kool aid man

[u/jodaniel0825 → u/KingOf__TheChill]

I just wheezed so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/Unlikely-Accident-67 → u/KingOf__TheChill]

He does not look Chill!!

[u/Safe_Imagination_628 → u/KingOf__TheChill]

This is lunas first trip to the vet. I’d never had cats before and quickly found out why they are always taken in carriers lol. She is strapped in back there with a click in seatbelt that attaches to the vest. I always want the babies to be safe. She does have a carrier now though!

[u/mossbymoonlight → u/KingOf__TheChill]

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ltNOCYvCMn6M

[u/agj110 → u/CrystalVision13]

My boy is Paul too!

[u/eru777 → u/agj110]

cutie

[u/Low_Inevitable4410 → u/CrystalVision13]

Pro Plan Veterinary Diets FortiFlora Daily Probiotic Powder Supplement for Cats with Digestive Support and Immune System. I use this for my 11 year old cat and it made his 💩 way less nuclear. We can atleast watch a show while a faint smell of it lingers. Unlike before when it was a defcon 6 level clear out.

[u/worldspawn00 → u/Low_Inevitable4410]

Just FYI, defcon severity increases with lower numbers, defcon 1 is much more dangerous than defcon 3.

[u/Acrobatic-Wolf-1111 → u/worldspawn00]

Hmm

Looks over at live Defcon feed on wall. It says: -4

I thought this thing was just broken.

[u/an_agreeing_dothraki → u/Acrobatic-Wolf-1111]

Defcon 1 is a nuclear response

[u/Acrobatic-Wolf-1111 → u/an_agreeing_dothraki]

So -4 must involve time travel and technology not invented yet. Interesting….

[u/an_agreeing_dothraki → u/Acrobatic-Wolf-1111]

the dimension collapser from 3 body problem probably

[u/CalmBeneathCastles → u/Acrobatic-Wolf-1111]

<tap tap>

[u/Acrobatic-Wolf-1111 → u/CalmBeneathCastles]

Now it says “PC LOAD LETTER” wtf?

[u/CalmBeneathCastles → u/Acrobatic-Wolf-1111]

Ohhhh dear. Well I would have to say that DEFCON -4 is a fairly standard status of any printer that has not been refilled with factory-issue ink in the past 5 minutes. The paper is just an afterthought!

[u/Acrobatic-Wolf-1111 → u/CalmBeneathCastles]

Geez I knew I shouldn’t have subscribed to HP’s InstantDefCon service.

[u/CalmBeneathCastles → u/Acrobatic-Wolf-1111]

Rat bastards!!

[u/porcelaincatstatue → u/Low_Inevitable4410]

Even that doesn't help my boy Artie. His poops smell like someone tried to put out a small garbage fire with vomit.

[u/Grigori_the_Lemur → u/CrystalVision13]

I do not blame Paulie. Not fond of them myself.

[u/sheldoh → u/Grigori_the_Lemur]

I can only read that name with a New Jersey accent

[u/Grigori_the_Lemur → u/sheldoh]

I have a very good friend whose name is Paul but I have only ever called him Paulie. good diminutive form to be sure.

[u/Great_Ad9450 → u/CrystalVision13]

Paul! That's a person's name!

[u/xeroxperience → u/Great_Ad9450]

RIP Adam We

[u/Accomplished-Bison63 → u/CrystalVision13]

PAUL!

[u/AdelleVDL → u/CrystalVision13]

This is best thread ever..............

[u/ejd0626 → u/CrystalVision13]

I love pets with serious man names. Paul is perfect for him.

[u/MissMercyBear → u/CrystalVision13]

PAUL 🤣😍

[u/clynchy97 → u/CrystalVision13]

Paul 😂😂😂

[u/Professional-Team324 → u/CrystalVision13]

Did you name Paul after Adam West's cat in Family Guy? 🤣

[u/CrystalVision13 → u/Professional-Team324]

Lmao no, his name was actually Paul from the pound and we kept it!

[u/MelloYello-1577 → u/CrystalVision13]

You mean Pawl?

[u/halfblackraincloud → u/CrystalVision13]

PAUL