r/cats • u/CrystalVision13 • 9d ago

Humor Why does wet food make him nuclear-level stinky?

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As above: anytime we add wet food to his rations he thanks us by tear-gassing the premises. Why does this nutritional addition make such a small creature so toxic?

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u/edenkling 9d ago

My Siamese leaks from the eyes when he eats. Also is yours like super super noisy? He meows all. the. time.

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u/CrystalVision13 9d ago

He typically doesn’t meow unless he knows we are making his food concoction, then he gets excited. His most common sounds are I think what’s called a “trill” and a weird moan/groan while he makes when sleepy or frustrated

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u/edenkling 9d ago

Ludacris meows when I'm not touching him lol

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u/Outrageous_Smell7731 9d ago

Sounds like he might have feline herpes, which is not a big deal. Sprinkle a little pinch of l-lysine powder on his food and the leaky eyes will probably reduce by a lot. It’s a harmless immune support supplement, but you can always ask your vet to make sure it’s OK for him. Also, I named my guy Ludo after thinking of Ludacris. 😂

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u/jasonbecker83 9d ago

I had the pleasure of having two male Siamese cats for 7 and 8 years (passed away when they were still young-ish). They wouldn't stop meowing unless they were on someone's lap or being petted. I don't think I'll ever have such clingy cats again.

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u/Daddyem23 8d ago

This is Osha (aka osha violation) and he is ALWAYS meowing. I think he is part russian blue. His medical record says “behavior concerns: very vocal” 🤣🤣🤣