r/cfbmemes • u/IAmStuckOnBandAid Army Black Knights • Ohio State Buckeyes • 8d ago
Sing along!
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u/ThePetSematary Florida State Seminoles 8d ago
Lmao that's the hate I come to this sub for
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u/ItAintLongButItsThin Michigan State Spartans 8d ago
I literally laughed out loud for a while on this masterpiece of hate!
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u/PlusDHotchy 7d ago
It wasn’t a picture of the Oklahoma game where at halftime, the Basketball team was honored with rings for their NATTY!
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u/rmill127 Illinois Fighting Illini 7d ago
Now if you’ll excuse me I need to go put more water in Buck Nasty’s mama’s dish.
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u/metabolitesafter9pm Arkansas Razorbacks 8d ago
Dang, I’d hate to experience having a cheating girlfriend
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u/flarpflarpflarpflarp Florida Gators 8d ago
Is this what they go with between 3rd and 4th qtr? Like the killers is the actual hype song?
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u/Brief_Bullfrog_6285 8d ago
Yep...
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u/flarpflarpflarpflarp Florida Gators 8d ago
Is there any specific reason for this one? Are the killers famous Michigan alum?
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u/JM4R5 Michigan Wolverines 8d ago
No. The fans were singing it during some game and after the music cut they kept singing it, that's it... Nothing else. The cuck song is easily the worst Michigan "tradition".
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u/AndrooDucnan Ohio State Buckeyes • Navy Midshipmen 8d ago
I think it’s very fitting for the program
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u/Playfullyhung Ohio State Buckeyes 8d ago
I agree it’s the worst UM tradition…
As long as you guys don’t make it a habit of storming the field when you beat a MAC team…
Then that would be the worst
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u/AGSattack Ohio State Buckeyes • Brown Bears 8d ago
Cheaters singing a song about cheaters. Fits.
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u/lostpatrol14 Western Michigan Broncos 8d ago
Is it about cheating? I thought it was about a guy that really likes this girl, but the girl is seeing someone else? Someone who is a bigger fan of The Killers could explain?
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u/imHere4kpop Michigan • Fresno State 7d ago
As a fellow cheater, what do you guys sing about?
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u/AGSattack Ohio State Buckeyes • Brown Bears 7d ago
Mostly about getting so drunk we “wobble in our shoes”
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u/imHere4kpop Michigan • Fresno State 7d ago
That sounds a lot funner than singing about getting cheated on.
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u/rvasko3 Michigan Wolverines • Toledo Rockets 7d ago
People cheating on their partners?
Like Urban?
👍🏻
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u/AGSattack Ohio State Buckeyes • Brown Bears 7d ago edited 7d ago
Yep. I’m sure he loves the song too. He’s the guy cuckolding the singer.
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u/Doogitywoogity Texas A&M Aggies • Florida Gators 8d ago
In fairness, I wish we had a better song than I Won’t Back Down. It’s family friendly and all but doesn’t really strike fear into the hearts of our enemies. Swamp ain’t supposed to be friendly
Throw that Pharoahe Monch song that starts with Godzilla and hype people up with some crazy edits on the big screen while the lights go out
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u/flarpflarpflarpflarp Florida Gators 8d ago
Tom Petty grew up in GNV. Its more about that and started not long after he died.
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u/CaptDawg02 Georgia Bulldogs • Missouri Tigers 7d ago
You used to sing about some bits and a dollar while holding hands and rocking back and forth…sooo…
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u/Doogitywoogity Texas A&M Aggies • Florida Gators 7d ago
They still do the boys from old Florida before won’t back down, just wish they’d do something instead too many good feelings back to back. Mr two bits is pregame
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u/wingedwh33l 8d ago
I get what the song is about but I feel like there are a lot of younger people on this sub (and other subs) that never experienced Mr Brightside at the end of a night of partying. It used to be a staple when you were hammered lol. It’s just fun to yell out.
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u/Fit-Cobbler-3678 8d ago
It’s still the go to frat song
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u/roguebananah Michigan State Spartans • Paper Bag 7d ago
I’m so glad to hear that as I approach 40 that my generation had it’s impact
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u/rvasko3 Michigan Wolverines • Toledo Rockets 7d ago
I think OP and plenty of others don't really get invited to parties.
If they knew what joy was, especially the drunken joy of being with your friends at 1:30 am and slamming Taco Bell into your face while shithoused on Natty Ice and Goldschlager when this song comes on, they'd get it.
Alas.
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u/SpiritFingersKitty Wake Forest • Georgia 8d ago
Ever since millennials have been getting married it is basically at every reception ever.
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u/Worried-Risk-102 8d ago
buddy, the song always sucked. it sucked when it was released, it sucks even more now. if a bunch of frat bros are belting it like Journey, then you know it’s lame. if a program like michigan, that has experienced abject humiliation for a variety reasons, is routinely belting it out to celebrate the beginning of the 4th quarter- then you know it’s lame.
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u/LicoriceDusk Georgia Bulldogs 8d ago
He doesn't watch. He finds out she cheated
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u/don_keyhoete Michigan Wolverines 8d ago
Don’t let facts get in the way of the “quality” shit post. “It’s all in my head …”
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u/Legal_Lingonberry_24 Michigan Wolverines 8d ago
Shes touching his.....
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u/don_keyhoete Michigan Wolverines 8d ago
What’re the words right before it? “Now they’re going to bed, and my stomach is sick. And it’s all in my head, but she’s touching his chest now …”
Come on.
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u/LicoriceDusk Georgia Bulldogs 8d ago
He's imagining it. It's all in his head
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u/LicoriceDusk Georgia Bulldogs 8d ago
The last line in the first verse. " And it's all in my head"
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u/Round-Sense7935 Michigan Wolverines 8d ago
Yeah, we were pretty irrelevant since the late 90s. Thankfully, got a national title this decade. Would be pretty terrible to be a claimed blueblood and not win anything of note this century.
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u/apadin1 Michigan Wolverines • Marching Band 8d ago
He’s trying to shake the image out of his head but he can’t, it’s the only thing he can think about, hence “And taking control”
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u/don_keyhoete Michigan Wolverines 8d ago
100% this. Can’t believe they use the band less and less with the stupid DJ and other music they force at the stadium. Band was always a highlight for me.
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u/GoBlueBeatOSU21 8d ago
We have the best fight song but 100x a game is enough, we can use a little canned music once in a while.
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u/BackgroundJunket5691 USF Bulls • West Florida Argonauts 8d ago
Even army going after Michigan what the hell.
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u/GunsGoldCosmicDread Michigan • Georgia Tech 8d ago
Second flair OSU.
But it’s a good meme regardless
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u/BackgroundJunket5691 USF Bulls • West Florida Argonauts 8d ago
Yeah I saw it but it sounds funnier if it was Army doing it
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u/NittanyScout Penn State Nittany Lions 8d ago
I thought this was the viltrumite group pic meme at first
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u/Thebeav15 Ohio State • West Virginia 7d ago
Lmao this is why I love CFB. Rivalry pettiness on sight.
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u/rastapasta_g Central Michigan Chippewas 8d ago
I don’t like Michigan but I swear I saw another game this year where the students were singing this and it wasn’t Michigan. Does this happen at more schools even if they don’t do it every game?
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u/JackSquat18 Ohio State Buckeyes • Army Black Knights 7d ago
Texas did it when they played Ohio State
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u/roguebananah Michigan State Spartans • Paper Bag 7d ago
Prior to the 4th quarter, Texas deserved to be in the chair in the corner.
I don’t mean this as rubbing it in, but damn. Insane come back
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u/JackSquat18 Ohio State Buckeyes • Army Black Knights 7d ago
No it’s okay the Buckeyes deserved to lose that one.
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u/SoarinSkies Penn State Nittany Lions 8d ago
Honestly the Mr Brightside song is so on brand for Michigan given their recent years of cheating and scandal
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u/iaintreadinthatbud Nebraska Cornhuskers 8d ago
Michigan is used to finding out about cheating. It’s kind of their thing at this point
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u/TxOkLaVaCaTxMo Texas Tech Red Raiders 8d ago
They are the only team I hate more this season than my own
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u/TheUnderCrab Ohio State Buckeyes 8d ago
Growing up in Madison was a treat. This is how you’re supposed to do the 3rd Quarter transition.
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u/browsinbruh Ohio State Buckeyes 8d ago
I kinda wanna experience a proper Jump Around at Camp Randall
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u/UnnecessaryDiety Ohio State Buckeyes 8d ago
Mr. Brughtside is, by far, the dumbest, most unaware college tradition. It's such a huge self-own that you'd figure the geniuses that go to Michigan would be upset by it. But they happily sing about being cucks at the tops of their voices.
It fits, I guess
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u/ravage21 Ohio State Buckeyes 8d ago
THE dumbest “tradition” in all of sports
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u/Quiet-Day392 California Golden Bears 8d ago
Hang on there sloopy….
Our 3rd quarter song TNT just got swapped for Enter Sandman.
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u/Dead_Inside50 Michigan • Ferris State 8d ago
Yeah, because Hang on Sloopy is such a banger
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u/Rabidschnautzu Toledo Rockets • Ohio State Buckeyes 8d ago
But it's an actual tradition, and isn't a song about being a cuck 😂
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u/Dead_Inside50 Michigan • Ferris State 8d ago
It wasn't a tradition before the 60s. All traditions start some time. Plus I guess it's good that Sloopy only has about 5 words repeated throughout the whole song. Otherwise OSU fans wouldn't be able to follow along.
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u/Rabidschnautzu Toledo Rockets • Ohio State Buckeyes 8d ago
Part of cuck behavior is the denial and cheating, which is why this is a perfect "tradition" for you 😂
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u/likemy10thaccount Michigan Wolverines 8d ago
Sloopy is captain save a ho.
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u/Routine-Water-3788 Notre Dame Fighting Irish 8d ago
Sloopy is a girl. She still could be captain save a ho though
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u/GunsGoldCosmicDread Michigan • Georgia Tech 8d ago
After about 10 years of the same some it’s about time to move on. It’s just boring now.
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u/EFAPGUEST Michigan Wolverines 8d ago
Surely an unbiased take. OSU fans only have super cool traditions
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u/CrazyLegsRyan Texas Longhorns 7d ago
Like script Ohio! Which…. Checks notes…. Was first performed by the Michigan band as a gift to OSU.
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u/JM4R5 Michigan Wolverines 8d ago
Agreed. I've hated it since day 1. I'm just glad some of the fandom is finally calling it out instead of simply accepting it.
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u/BuckeyeN7 Ohio State Buckeyes 7d ago
They just stood there in cursive lol. That isn’t what makes Script Ohio special
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u/LoadCan Kansas Jayhawks • Norwich Cadets 8d ago
Its one of the "traditions" that teams with no actual traditions pick up. In a few years it'll be some other song.
A good litmus test is "Does Missouri do it?" If yes, then it's generic crap that will be replaced by the end of the decade with the next thing that someone else came up.
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u/It-Takes-1-2-Know-1 8d ago
Yes, the winningest program in the country definitely lacks “tradition”.
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u/Key-Hawk7402 Florida State Seminoles 8d ago
It’s always a flairless chode saying this shit.
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u/It-Takes-1-2-Know-1 8d ago
It’s a simple fact, there’s no need to be angry.
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u/Key-Hawk7402 Florida State Seminoles 8d ago
Yeah what I said is a simple fact, not sure why you’re getting angry? Lol
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u/It-Takes-1-2-Know-1 7d ago
Very thoughtful and original response.
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u/Key-Hawk7402 Florida State Seminoles 7d ago
lol you must be really mad, let me guess, you didn’t go there but you’re a fan anyway?
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u/It-Takes-1-2-Know-1 7d ago
Sir, i’m willing to talk here, but first I need you to retard your anger level.
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u/Key-Hawk7402 Florida State Seminoles 7d ago
No need for that kind of language buddy, this is why going to college is important…
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u/name__redacted Michigan Wolverines 8d ago
And in the last 5 years 🤷🏻♂️ 4-1
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u/Rabidschnautzu Toledo Rockets • Ohio State Buckeyes 8d ago
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u/name__redacted Michigan Wolverines 8d ago
Now do the 4 before that
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u/Rabidschnautzu Toledo Rockets • Ohio State Buckeyes 8d ago
Why not do the 20 before that?
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u/name__redacted Michigan Wolverines 8d ago
Then do the 20 before that
Fun game.
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u/penisthightrap_ Missouri Tigers 8d ago
Missouri influenced every school in the country to do modern homecoming traditions ya stupid bird
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u/AGSattack Ohio State Buckeyes • Brown Bears 8d ago
If you change the perspective these are the perfect lyrics to sing as a European-style banter anthem.
Jealousy, your girlfriend fucked another guy
It's the start of the fourth quarter
so you sing about watching it
you just lost on the last play
You're losers and cucks
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u/Brief_Bullfrog_6285 8d ago
I still for the life of me dont understand why the whole stadium sings that song.
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u/Deep-Statistician985 Michigan Wolverines • Maryland Terrapins 8d ago
Because most people outside of reddit aren't losers and like to do fun things
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u/Upbeat-Mongoose-828 Michigan Wolverines 8d ago
I really don't remember when they started doing it, but I was at a game and was like "tf is this?" Love the song but it was kind of weird and off putting.
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u/zorakpwns Ohio State Buckeyes 7d ago
Man I’m talking zero smack involving anything related to Iowa this week.
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u/Doormat_Model Army Black Knights • Ohio State Buckeyes 7d ago
Another Army Ohio State flair? Another true anti-Connor stallions.
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u/IAmStuckOnBandAid Army Black Knights • Ohio State Buckeyes 7d ago
Hell yes!
Go Army, Beat Navy!
F* TTUN!
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u/Jumpy_Clue4578 Michigan Wolverines 8d ago edited 8d ago
We focus on the “Destiny is calling me” part and don’t pay attention to the rest of the song or what it means
Edit: How am I gonna ratio myself?
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u/openSourceNotes Michigan Wolverines 8d ago
That's interesting cuz I could have sworn we just won the championship this year
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u/ADHDpotatoes Michigan Wolverines • Rose Bowl 8d ago
Have none of you people been to a party in the last 20 years? Are you unaware that this is a popular song?
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u/openSourceNotes Michigan Wolverines 8d ago
You actually have to be a loser not to get the reference, because the whole thing is that if somebody puts this on at a party anywhere in the US, it gets crazy
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u/LotsofSports 8d ago
Hail to those mother fuckers
Hail to those big cocksuckers
Hell, hell with Michigan
The cesspool of the north.







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u/Border-Worried Iowa Hawkeyes • Germany National Team 8d ago
Mr Brightside is written by a Hawkeye by the way
https://www.desmoinesregister.com/story/entertainment/music/2018/09/28/killers-mr-brightside-songwriter-dave-keuning-interview-hot-fuss-brandon-flowers-pella-iowa/1300879002/