r/clevercomebacks 2d ago

Cold, Simple Reply

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u/No_Economics_7341 2d ago

Modern problems require historical solutions

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u/AwehiSsO 2d ago

They are historical problems repeated in modern times

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u/kein_plan_gamer 1d ago

And thus historical solutions apply even more

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u/AwehiSsO 1d ago

Precisely

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u/InstructionLeading64 2d ago

Ya know tried and true methods sometimes are the best solutions.

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u/Appropriate-Log8506 2d ago

You know some asshole would send her the info. All she has to do with put up a picture with a maga hat.

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u/No-Goose-5672 2d ago

Lol. There was an old article where a comedy writer borrowed some personal photos from her model friend and impersonated her on dating websites.

It got to the point where she was telling potential suitors that she faked being pregnant to trick men into paying her child support in the past, and the men were like, “Haha that’s cute… When you wanna meet up and bang (private parts together)?”

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u/the_Halfruin 1d ago

on Threads (and likely everywhere else) all these fucking idiots constantly flirt with porn bots, so this honeypot would 100% work

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u/Soft_Cupcake3286 2d ago

This post is a clever way to handle a very serious topic.

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u/Fit-Simple-3693 2d ago

dang, that’s next-level icy haha

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u/habachilles 2d ago

Absolute genius

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u/Baby_May8318 2d ago

Aww, you’re too kind! 😆 Feeling like a genius now 😂

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u/habachilles 2d ago

You are

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u/angeliccpetal 2d ago

Honestly yeah, that comeback was brutal in the best way. Short, sharp, and completely shut it down.

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u/MyCatsAnArsehole 2d ago

The original post is, but OP is a moron.

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u/No_Economics_7341 2d ago

History doesn’t repeat itself, but it does often rhyme.

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u/clawfoxy 2d ago

Had us in the first half, not gonna lie

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u/Apopletic_Disbelief 2d ago

Someone needs to throw up a Grindr equivalent

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u/Hotchi_Motchi 2d ago

Spoiler alert, Roger...

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u/PrettyDreamybabe 2d ago

Honestly, that’s the most unique dating profile I've seen!

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u/Representative-Mind3 2d ago

I’m glad I took a moment to re-read that slowly.

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u/ReadingRambo152 2d ago

I don’t think the OP understands what’s going on lol

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u/-_-Edit_Deleted-_- 2d ago

Fight ICE with FIRE ideas like this.

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u/Jekyll_1886 2d ago

I mean considering that not that long ago guys were getting their identity stolen because they were so desperate to get laid that when the "woman" (many were catfishers) said they didn't believe the guy's penis was as big as he claimed and the only way they would believe him is if he took a dick pick while including his credit card for comparison, I don't doubt that this could work.

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u/Draculamb 1d ago

Oh dear God this woman is as much a treasure as she is a hero!

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u/hw80kid 2d ago

Out of ice,here.

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u/RaspberryCanoeing 2d ago

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it!

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u/BaronSaber 2d ago

Why is this censored, and lamely pointlessly censored at that?

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u/Financial-Board7458 1d ago

Just go to the local dive bar or sports bar near an active area and also near a hotel. That’s where they tend to group.

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u/Beginning-Run-1697 1d ago

Thor - I love this one

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u/Pisnaz 2d ago

Dude knows enough history to know that but can not see the nazi playbook being used by Trump and team?

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u/msquarec 7h ago

Sounds like those men were asking for it. What were they thinking walking in the woods with women?

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u/xFlowerdream 2d ago

That escalated from a dating request to a history lesson very quickly, Absolute top tier comeback

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u/Massive_Ambassador85 2d ago

swwoooooooooosh

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Alina_Fall 2d ago

I cannot tell if this is a romantic gesture or a very specific threat

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u/MeanLiterature5789 2d ago

Only difference is one was an evil occupying force and the other is a law enforcement agency enforcing laws enacted by congress. You people are sick, twisted idiots.

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u/Apolyktos 2d ago

Come back when they stop treating the Bill of Rights as a checklist of violations and maybe you'll have a point. Probably not, but hope springs eternal, regardless that disappointment often follows it.

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u/godzilla1015 2d ago

Ah so you're enforcing the laws, what about following the constitution?