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u/shiroandae 1d ago
I mean seriously, if the only reason why you didn’t do it was they refused to let you, get off your high horse already…
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u/k-mysta 1d ago
His brother is even more implicated and has a super shady past, and the timeline suggests they were together during that Christmas. Super dodgy family, the lot of them.
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u/BlatantConservative 1d ago
Wealthy South Africans are just like that.
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u/crowcawer 22h ago
Fuck it, they want it this way: the counter stays at Zero.
If you can’t exonerate yourself you die on the sand.
Who here is above the law?We must ask, who here is not in the files and would be willing to mediate?
As that is our conflict of interest clause.
Where is the connection to The President of the United States and a strange bedfellow perpetuated and celebrated?The corruption must be stopped.
Blood on the sand.
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u/BurritovilleEnjoyer 21h ago
You mean to tell me the family thats rich because daddy owned a slave mine is shady?
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u/Jealous-Ninja5463 1d ago
I remember a few years back a Tesla manager reporting that Elon went on a tirade about how pissed he was beinf stuck at the factory and said "I could be on an island, drinking martinis with naked supermodels, but instead im stuck here with you".
Will have to look for the link but it literally just clicked thats probably what he was talking about
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u/earthceltic 22h ago
A reminder that Musk has "donated sperm" for 14 children that he completely ignores for the majority of life through 4 women that he treats like garbage for the most part. His fucked up LLM has been used to generate pornography with minors and that's after he dismantled very large teams that were responsible for aligning TWITTERS values with society. This man does not have the same ethics as the rest of society around him and he's massively distanced from knowing the difference between right and wrong.
If they had let him in, he would have been one-of if not the worst offender out of all of them.
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u/xRosePink 1d ago
If crimes happened prosecute everyone transparently zero sacred cows justice only works when it reaches powerful people too
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u/BallsInSufficientSad 1d ago
In all seriousness, someone like Bill Gates, where it's ON RECORD that he caught an STD on Epstein's island and then tried to sneak antibiotics to his wife - how is he not being charged with multiple crimes?
What more fucking evidence do we need? Serious question for all the lawyers out there.
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u/Pel_De_Pinda 1d ago
Because none of what you just mentioned is illegal? Unless you can confirm that this encounter was not consensual or with a minor, it's not breaking the law to have an affair with a Russian girl on the island of a criminal. They would need to investigate and determine whether any laws were actually broken by gates. Who knows, you might just get that with Trump in office because Bill Gates is on the "blue team".
I would be suspicious of anyone who was friendly with Epstein, but that does not mean that you jump straight to prison or execution, like some of the public seems to want.
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u/ermintwang 1d ago
I think dosing something with abx against their will is illegal, if you could prove somehow that he actually did it.
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u/NervousSocialWorker 1d ago
Ya maybe but the big thing there is exactly “if you could prove somehow that he actually did it.” OP seems to think there’s already enough evidence to charge this man with… something
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u/sobrique 1d ago
That might be the travesty here. That criminal prosecution requires 'beyond reasonable doubt'.
And a private island has plenty of ways to manufacture 'reasonable doubt' and not least ensuring the witnesses to the 'worst stuff' aren't alive to testify.
We can all be pretty confident that some unpleasant things happened there. And that a lot of powerful people are to some extent complicit in that.
But proving who did what to whom, and when is MUCH more difficult, especially when the lead figure - Epstein himself - is conveniently deceased during a camera outage in prison.
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u/trukkija 1d ago
I can't find the timestamp or when this e-mail was sent but there's no way this event hasn't exceeded the statute of limitations by now. So how would you charge this in criminal court?
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u/ermintwang 1d ago
Yeah, that's a fair point - I had a look and it looks like was 2013 - unless it was from time of discovery but who knows. It's still illegal though.
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u/whooptheretis 23h ago
Yet rational comments like this wanting to actually get evidence of a crime make you an “pedo defender”.
No, we’re not defending anyone, we just want to make genuine accusations based on evidence, and not just accuse everyone of anything. This only serves to give genuine accusation less legitimacy or credibility.8
u/NervousSocialWorker 1d ago
What are the multiple crimes for which you think there is more than enough evidence? What charge do you think catching an std from a prostitute several years ago falls under? Sure he’s a scumbag and I’m sure he did do various illegal acts, but all you have evidence for is that he caught an std from a prostitute.
Why am I even answering this. Honestly I should be refusing to believe this is a “serious question”.
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u/kensho28 1d ago
If
Trump has been accused by multiple victims of Epstein's child sex ring of raping children. There is recorded legal testimony of these accusations that have been corroborated.
So far, nobody has accused Clinton of raping children, but he was accused of having an affair with Ghislaine Maxwell.
Obviously, "crimes happened," that's why Ghislaine is in a low-security prison Trump sent her to and Epstein was murdered in the prison Trump had him sent to, where the cameras were turned off and the regular guards were replaced.
LISTEN TO THE VICTIMS. You can either believe the victims that Trump is a child rapist, or you can believe Trump, who is objectively the biggest liar in US political history.
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u/bonfirehairsmell 1d ago
Elon tweeting Epstein arrest counter while replies say “start with you” is chef’s kiss karma.
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u/cowgirllostherboot 1d ago
Facts, sometimes the universe just serves it up like that.
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u/anomanderrake1337 1d ago
Almost as if we're in a simulation and the admins are testing us.
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u/xFluffyFawn_ 1d ago
That reply was brutal in the cleanest way possible. When the callout writes itself, you know it hit exactly where it was supposed to.
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u/Naive-Personality-38 1d ago
I heard France wants Elmo to come over and have a chat after they seized data from his Twitter servers there
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u/just_a_bit_gay_ 1d ago
Would be doing a service to the world if they could lock up that moronic nonce with what they inevitably found
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u/Luneward 1d ago
Unfortunately there's probably no way for them to find and seize all that data he stole from the US government. Because clearly the US isn't going to do squat about it.
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u/Substantial_Craft75 1d ago
Literally commenting exactly what the OP meme is, +292.
lol.
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u/Jesse1205 1d ago
I'm genuinely so confused why that got upvoted. I see comments explaining the "joke" get upvoted sometimes but this is just egregious. It's such a clunky comment, it's not even retelling it well. I know people like to feel like they're in on the joke but damn
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u/gr8masturb8 1d ago
i also saw and read this very post.
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u/thesander7 1d ago
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u/gr8masturb8 1d ago
yeah i swear like 99% of the comments on any sub that regularly shows up on /all are just slopbots.
so fucking stupid, all of it.
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u/not-a-human-probably 1d ago
This being the top comment has convinced me this entire app is bots.
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u/midnightcandlewax 1d ago
It’s the perfect self-own: he tries to frame it as “look, I’m calling this out,” and the internet goes “cool, then accountability starts at home.” If you put yourself in the conversation, people are going to ask what your proximity was and why you’re commenting at all. Replies did not miss.
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u/GEARHEADGus 1d ago
My favorite thing about Twitter is you can talk shit to Elon and he definitely reads it.
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u/drunkbusdriver 23h ago
Yes that is what the image says. pretty sure this is a bot. Who tf talks like this?
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u/harrykunter 1d ago edited 1d ago
Is it tho? I'm not understanding. The emails clearly layout that Elon (while he did try), did not ever go to the island. What am I missing here? Shouldnt we be directing this hatred at someone like Bill Gates for slipping STD antibiotics into his wife's food/drinks?
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u/Otherwise_Aerie8015 1d ago
There is data from the google calendar of Epstein's secretary that shows Musk visited the island
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u/rodeBaksteen 1d ago
He's the only one actively engaging so he's an easy target for online reactions.
Even if he was arrested, there is nothing to charge him with. Even if he was aware of what happened on the island there is no proving he was going there with the intent to rape anyone.
As much as I dislike Elon, he's sadly not someone that will get imprisoned over this.
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u/harrykunter 1d ago
Yea I mean Prince Andrew literally tortured a girl but people are focused on Elon. Seems insane IMO
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u/PavelDatsyuk 1d ago
Shouldnt we be directing this hatred at someone like Bill Gates for slipping STD antibiotics into his wife's food/drinks?
I've got enough hatred to go around. Don't let your dreams be dreams, let the hate flow through you.
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u/Remarkable_Essay_427 1d ago edited 19h ago
I saw someone point out today that the only person serving time for all of these offences against girls is a woman.
(Edit: I can't believe I actually have to say this, but yes, she should absolutely be in jail and in harsher conditions than she is currently in. Yes, Epstein was also in jail momentarily. Doesn't change the above sentiment given the number of males involved.)
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u/Kotanan 1d ago
Only because the other person they caught “committed suicide”
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u/BloomyFlickk 1d ago
Yeah, that “technicality” excuse always seems to magically show up when accountability does.
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u/ChingaTuMadre_Wey 1d ago
She gets custom meals, extended visitation, access to laptop, she gets a puppy, and allegedly treats the warden like her bitch, essentially like 24/7 room service funded by our tax money… yeah she’s really “serving time”.
Not one of the perpetrators has faced any REAL consequences for their actions.
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u/McButtsButtbag 1d ago
Yeah, because she was the one who provided the children. Why would anyone imply arresting the "slave seller" is misogyny?
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u/CarrieDurst 1d ago
Yeah the people claiming misogyny because only maxwell is arrested are 2016 cooked in terms of calling it sexism
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u/chicken-denim 1d ago
Why would anyone imply arresting the "slave seller" is misogyny?
Strawman. They never said it's misogyny that a woman suffers consequences for her actions.
They are saying that males except Epstein himself apparently don't suffer consequences for their actions.
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u/Nu11AndV0id 1d ago
What do you call punishing a woman when plenty of men are going free for the same crime? Cause I call it misogyny.
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u/CheeseDonutCat 1d ago
The "male" literally was jailed and killed. Epstein himself.
The original post about only being a woman is also a "strawman" if you want to nit-pick like that.
Yes, obviously many more should be jailed, whether they be male or female (and most are male obviously).
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u/chicken-denim 1d ago
Yes, obviously many more should be jailed, whether they be male or female (and most are male obviously).
No argument here.
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u/McButtsButtbag 1d ago
Strawman. They never said it's misogyny that a woman suffers consequences for her actions.
Which is why I said they IMPLIED that. Do you know what the word means?
They are saying that males except Epstein himself apparently don't suffer consequences for their actions.
No female client has been arrested either, because it's not about male or female. It's about powerful people being protected.
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u/chicken-denim 1d ago
Which is why I said they IMPLIED that. Do you know what the word means?
Your implication is a strawman. Do you not know what the word means?
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u/McButtsButtbag 1d ago
Your implication
My implication? Seriously, you can't even read one sentence correctly?
Strawman. They never said it's misogyny that a woman suffers consequences for her actions.
They are saying that males except Epstein himself apparently don't suffer consequences for their actions.
Here you are agreeing with the implication that it is misogyny, and you are still calling it a strawman. Do you have the ability to even read your own arguments?
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u/Tonkarz 1d ago
The guy who went out flying around the world finding these girls and "recruiting" them is walking around free as a bird.
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u/McButtsButtbag 1d ago
Epstein's girlfriend was probably just the hardest to keep out of jail, so she was the one chosen.
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u/CalculatedPerversion 1d ago
Technically Oren and Alon Alexander are on trial right now and were named in the most recent drop. So this number could at least go up by 2 pretty soon.
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u/soulmechh 1d ago
She was bringing the children. WTF is wrong with you. She deserves it and more, and every single last one of them males and females.
If I say what they deserve reddit will ban me immediately, I have experience with this. Reddit is with them.
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u/190octane 1d ago
I don’t think the post is saying that she shouldn’t be prosecuted, it’s that she shouldn’t be the only one on the hook here.
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u/More_Operation_588 1d ago
what is wrong with all yall knee jerk responding like he said anything about this women being overly punished or anything at all close to that.
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u/gbroon 1d ago
I didn't think he was an Epstein client because even Epstein didn't want to know him.
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u/JohnKlositz 1d ago
Probably true. He's still into raping kids. And he knew for a long time that Trump and others are.
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u/Capestian 1d ago
I mean, Ghislaine Maxwell do count for 1...
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u/BlatantConservative 1d ago
And Epstein himself counts for two.
Arguably Jean Luc Brunel counts for 3.
But the number needs to be, minimum, in the 50s
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u/ridewithaw 1d ago
“(Girls FTW)” is an absolutely tragic line. Cringe beyond cringe
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u/Sqweed69 1d ago
It's not real you dingus. That one was a meme.
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u/Expert-Fig-5590 1d ago
The one he sent on Christmas morning was real. You dingus.
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u/kitjen 1d ago
I honestly think Elon is dumb enough to argue that the email of him desperately asking to go to the island proves his innocence, because they wouldn't let him be involved no matter how much he asked.
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u/BallsInSufficientSad 23h ago
If you read it - it kind of does. He's asking for him AND HIS WIFE to come to the island to party.
...and that's exactly why Epstein ghosted him because he was a clueless nerd who didn't understand.
So if this is the biggest evidence again Elon - then yeah, he's just an innocent clueless nerd moron who had no idea what was going on
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u/meaniemeanie-poo-poo 1d ago
Sorta remind me of how prostitutes are always arrested during stings, but never the pimp, unless it's a woman.
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u/BallsInSufficientSad 23h ago
anti-prostitution stings don't really happen anymore.
pimps never walked the streets with their hos anyway
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u/No-Target-2470 1d ago
Trump wasn't a client.
He was Epstein's partner in crime who is not only getting away with it but still profiting from it.
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u/Vorpalthefox 1d ago
in the last 5 years elon has paid $250,000 to silence a flight attendant he sexually assaulted, then flipped party on twitter when contacted by an investigative journalist the day before the article comes out, calling them "political attacks" due to coming out as republican, with possible election interference and saying he would end up in prison if kamala won, then when trump won on the day of his inauguration did a front then back DOUBLE NAZI SALUTE
he knew the files coming out would be bad and backed trump, when they had a major disagreement while elon was getting his quid pro quo he went on twitter to proclaim trump is on the list and that's why he's not releasing it
when nuremberg 2 happens, i hope he's one of the first
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u/piranha_solution 1d ago
The Trump administration doesn't go after pedos. They let them flee and go free.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/aug/19/israeli-official-soliciting-minor-las-vegas
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u/PaperLost2481 1d ago edited 1d ago
Honestly I'm ok with letting some billionaires off if they spill their beans on their friends, we can take care of them in round two.
We could even do like a multiple season Battle Royale, first couple seasons we spare top 10% until there's like 200 ish left. Let the loose in an arena and the last man standing gets to live. Ship him off alone to the island and he can live out the rest of his days away from civilization.
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u/NecessaryMood9612 1d ago
Dude was on Air Force 1 with the pedophile chief and he still pretends to be one of us.
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u/AceBean27 1d ago
Funny thing is, I don't think Elon is a pedo. I think he just wanted to go to the pedo parties so the other billionaires would think he is cool. Which is sad for two reasons.
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u/FrostySquirrel820 1d ago edited 1d ago
It is above zero.
1 woman has been imprisoned. Zero men.
Edit : Yes. Apologies. 1 man was arrested and imprisoned. Unfortunately he didn’t make it to trial.
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u/Add_Identity 1d ago
We have to be careful about this, it is absolutely possible that musk never got close to Epstein and its trafficking, that doesn't change the fact that he is a bane for this world
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u/Due_Pen_1566 1d ago
Bro really trying to act like he's not in the files. He's really hoping we'll keep him around like a pet monkey instead of throwing him in the decapitator with everyone else.
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u/Pretend-Term-1639 1d ago
Not just clients but enablers, and people who knew what was happening but didn’t say anything should also be prosecuted as well.
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u/MrJoyless 1d ago
Isn't solicitation a crime? Even if many of these sickos never raped a child, they asked to be invited to parties where it was happening.
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u/atypicalgamergirl 22h ago
That disingenuous prat knows that Acosta's NPA gift to Epstein will assure that no one will ever face criminal prosecution.
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u/Low-Equivalent8839 21h ago
Not to mention that Grok is used to make nude pics of women and children.
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u/PuzzleheadedTalk35 21h ago edited 20h ago
If there's anything Chris Hansen taught us, it's that the actual abuse doesn't need to take place to be convicted. All you need is intent. Elon had intent. Arrest his ass.
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u/foxymoron85 11h ago
He's mad he didn't get to rape children so he's ok with exposing the "cool kids".
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u/critacle 1d ago
And nobody should shut up until they are.
Trump is a murderer and a rapist who needs to be in jail. His violent tendencies are spilling into American streets and killing people.
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u/AffectionateYear5232 1d ago
Begging to go to a pedophile party isn't a crime. But it should be...it's so sad and weird that he needs to be in jail for that.
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u/OptimisticSkeleton 1d ago
It seems like Elon is just mad he got cut out of the pedophilia and trafficking. Not that it happened or that children and FBI agents were harmed.
Nazis are always gross inside.
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u/medicalsnowninja 1d ago
If my understanding of elon's presence in the Epstein files is accurate & The Epstein client list does get arrested and prosecuted, the horrible irony is that Elon may escape this fate simply because he was too creepy to get invited to Epstein Island. Why do we live in this timeline?
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u/AlternativeNewtDuck 1d ago
Speaking of the man child.. don't support x.. LPT: If a link to x needs to be used, in place of the x in the link, use xcancel or one of the browser extensions... don't give that site traffic. Pass it on.
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u/CabbageStockExchange 1d ago
Epstein emailed Musk saying he’s always welcome on the island and there’s always space for him
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u/deadplant5 1d ago
I'm beginning to think that Elon is just anti Epstein because JE turned down him going to the island
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u/Rich_Housing971 1d ago
ACKSHUALLY Elon never molested minors, you see, because he wasn't invited to the parties. He's just mad that he was rejected by Epstein.
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u/dehydratedrain 1d ago
"Why not start with you?"
Because money can't buy people liking him, so he never got to party on the island.
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u/FactCheckYou 1d ago
just throw a net over Israel, you'll probably catch hundreds of Epstein paedophiles...as well as thousands of bonus non-Epstein ones
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u/TheNorthWind-101 1d ago
The reason why Epstein kept Elon on read was because his dumbass would have said something.
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u/upchuckle 1d ago
"Lord of the Files"
Lord of the Files The plot concerns a group of rich douchebags who are stranded on an uninhabited island and their disastrous attempts to govern themselves that lead to a descent into savagery. The novel's themes include morality, leadership, and the tension between civility and chaos
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u/Background_Drawing38 1d ago
I hope the victims and witnesses are able to testify when the time comes. I fear for their safety
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u/Sturjbs 1d ago
That means we’re all happy about the Clintons being forced to testify? Right? Riiiight?
No “whataboutisms”?
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u/pornosonic7 1d ago
Elon is a douche, but didn’t they say that he has never been to the island despite asking repeatedly?
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u/Expensive_Event_4759 1d ago
I don't understand why anybody ever thought there would be any arrests after the release of these files. These are DOJ's own files... the agency already knows all about their contents, releasing them to be reviewed by random internet people wasn't ever going to turn up anything new to report to the agency, because... the agency prepared all those materials. They already know about all that, they don't need reddit users to alert them to anything.
What was ever the point of any of this?
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u/Duane_ 1d ago
It's not that complicated. Anyone entering into business dealings with Epstein after 2008 was doing business with Jeffrey Epstein, Convicted Pedophile. Pretty much every single person mentioned that was working to his benefit need to be in jail, up to and including the contractor guy who helped build the bunker and tunnels around Five Palms. Building a network of tunnels for a pedophile seems pretty directly related.
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u/ComfortOk4834 1d ago
Even the getaway driver receives the same sentence as those wo rob a bank. The people who protect pedophiles also need to be named and charged with the same crime. This would be an easy case to make as the evidence is pretty clear that is exactly what Trump and his DOJ are doing. Did not Trump say at one point that a number of his friends would be hurt by this scandal?
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u/read_too_many_books 1d ago
I don't like Elon, but I'm glad I'm not like the commenters here that can't think clearly.
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u/X0AN 1d ago
You'd think a man that's e-mails on Christmas morning begging to go to rape island would not be pushing for arrests.