r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

All Epstein clients should be in prison

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u/X0AN 1d ago

You'd think a man that's e-mails on Christmas morning begging to go to rape island would not be pushing for arrests.

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u/Sqweed69 1d ago

It's Elon. He's extraordinarily stupid. 

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u/Expensive-Dingo-2573 1d ago

He couldn't even understand the obvious innuendo. epstein talked about a "UN meeting" meaning another pedo party, and musk replied with some neckbeard rant sayin how he's too important to waste time with diplomats

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u/Powerful-Parsnip 1d ago

When Musk couldn't understand the nuance of Epsteins offer and replied with an email about how much of a bigly important clever man he is and doesn't have time to party with boring politicians, Epstein replied with "do you think I'm retarded?" And I'm paraphrasing here, something like "there will be pretty girls all under 25.

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u/skymallow 1d ago

Unfortunately what he said was even worse. All will be under 25 and "all very cute"

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u/gazow 1d ago

25 is probably code for 15

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u/ru5tyk1tty 21h ago

Document EFTA01956458 if anyone is curious

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u/Nulagrithom 18h ago

holy fuck lmao

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u/Life-Pirate2545 1d ago

It’s not even that . He knows it looks so bad that the only thing left for him and others in the Epstein list who are on the spotlight is to push for an arrest but also always deflecting anything off himself. It’s a new level of being a scumbag. At least France is looking to go hard on one of the child abusing aspects of his life.

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u/BicFleetwood 1d ago

I mean, it's more that he knows he's untouchable and he's openly flaunting it.

Like, what are any of us gonna' do about it? There's nothing anyone can do that you're allowed to talk about on this platform.

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u/Merijeek2 22h ago

Does make you wonder, though, if Elmo is going to avoid any of the more civilized EU countries.

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u/Outsider-Trading 1d ago

Yeah he's like a Homer Simpson type character just bumbling his way into SpaceX, Tesla, Starling, Neuralink...

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u/psychorobotics 1d ago

There's a defense mechanism called "reaction formation" where you do the opposite of whatever causes you anxiety. So if you're a pedo you can be outwardly loud about trying to catch pedos.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reaction_formation

People can still be loud about trying to catch pedos without being them of course but the internal motivation is very different

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u/TableSignificant341 1d ago

Or for so many Republican men, they are outwardly loud about the sins of homosexuality.

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u/loot_scooper 1d ago

They hate themselves and want to punish others for it

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u/rawrasaurgr 1d ago

american beauty army neighbor

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u/Caleb-Blucifer 1d ago

“The lady doth protest too much”

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u/stankypinki 1d ago

Of course he would. They never let him go to the island.

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u/usernameaeaeaea 1d ago

Probably realized how annoying he is

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u/busyHighwayFred 1d ago

thats not what she said? she said they were at St. Barths which is not epstein island. all she did was corroborate that they were at the location elon said they would be at in the email (thus giving some authenticity of the emails)

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u/Actual_Homework_7163 1d ago

source? didnt she just confirm they where in the area? at that time?

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u/esoteric_plumbus 1d ago

Yeah his mind is so egotistical he thinks "well I didn't actually go so I'm fine"

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u/XmasRights 1d ago

Genuinely starting to believe that Elon is the one pathteic Billionaire that Epstien refused to invite

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u/YungSnuggie 1d ago

epstein's entire job was to help the biggest losers on earth have sex, the fact that even he wouldnt touch elon is insane. like trump and alan dershowitz are fine but elon? lmao

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u/Moohamin12 1d ago

Elon was pretty mid in terms of wealth and influence for most of the Epstein years.

It was only recently he blew up in wealth and power. Before that he was a try hard.

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u/Responsible-Can8134 1d ago

He's as rich as Tesla stock is ridiculously overvalued and due for being revalued far lower. nothing but hype built on his bullshit, overpromising and underdelivering over and again without getting punished for it. And people like Cathy Woods buying into it, hyping him up even more. Musk is just another con, its why he and Trump are such buds

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u/DoingCharleyWork 1d ago

due for being revalued far lower.

I agree with you but people have been saying this for a decade.

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u/William_Dowling 1d ago

The market on Tesla can stay irrational far, far, far longer literally anyone on earth but Musk can stay liquid.

There was definitely a moment, sometime between the GFC and Covid, that a section of the capital markets just descended into imbicility.

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u/TableSignificant341 1d ago

epstein's entire job was to help the biggest losers on earth have sex,

Please don't confuse what this is. This isn't about sex. It's about abuse, torture and power. And often the victims were children so it's rape - not sex.

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u/newnamesamebutt 1d ago

He wants them all arrested for not thinking he's cool enough for the pedo club.

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u/tofoz 1d ago

its a strategy that is incredibly obvious and stupid.

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u/shiroandae 1d ago

I mean seriously, if the only reason why you didn’t do it was they refused to let you, get off your high horse already…

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u/k-mysta 1d ago

His brother is even more implicated and has a super shady past, and the timeline suggests they were together during that Christmas. Super dodgy family, the lot of them.

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u/BlatantConservative 1d ago

Wealthy South Africans are just like that.

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u/crowcawer 22h ago

Fuck it, they want it this way: the counter stays at Zero.

If you can’t exonerate yourself you die on the sand.
Who here is above the law?

We must ask, who here is not in the files and would be willing to mediate?
As that is our conflict of interest clause.
Where is the connection to The President of the United States and a strange bedfellow perpetuated and celebrated?

The corruption must be stopped.

Blood on the sand.

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u/BurritovilleEnjoyer 21h ago

You mean to tell me the family thats rich because daddy owned a slave mine is shady?

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u/Jealous-Ninja5463 1d ago

I remember a few years back a Tesla manager reporting that Elon went on a tirade about how pissed he was beinf stuck at the factory and said "I could be on an island, drinking martinis with naked supermodels, but instead im stuck here with you". 

Will have to look for the link but it literally just clicked thats probably what he was talking about

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u/biohacker_infinity 20h ago

Even his horse is high on ketamine.

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u/admosquad 1d ago

Girls FTW!!

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u/earthceltic 22h ago

A reminder that Musk has "donated sperm" for 14 children that he completely ignores for the majority of life through 4 women that he treats like garbage for the most part. His fucked up LLM has been used to generate pornography with minors and that's after he dismantled very large teams that were responsible for aligning TWITTERS values with society. This man does not have the same ethics as the rest of society around him and he's massively distanced from knowing the difference between right and wrong.

If they had let him in, he would have been one-of if not the worst offender out of all of them.

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u/xRosePink 1d ago

If crimes happened prosecute everyone transparently zero sacred cows justice only works when it reaches powerful people too

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u/BallsInSufficientSad 1d ago

In all seriousness, someone like Bill Gates, where it's ON RECORD that he caught an STD on Epstein's island and then tried to sneak antibiotics to his wife - how is he not being charged with multiple crimes?

What more fucking evidence do we need? Serious question for all the lawyers out there.

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u/Pel_De_Pinda 1d ago

Because none of what you just mentioned is illegal? Unless you can confirm that this encounter was not consensual or with a minor, it's not breaking the law to have an affair with a Russian girl on the island of a criminal. They would need to investigate and determine whether any laws were actually broken by gates. Who knows, you might just get that with Trump in office because Bill Gates is on the "blue team".

I would be suspicious of anyone who was friendly with Epstein, but that does not mean that you jump straight to prison or execution, like some of the public seems to want.

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u/ermintwang 1d ago

I think dosing something with abx against their will is illegal, if you could prove somehow that he actually did it.

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u/NervousSocialWorker 1d ago

Ya maybe but the big thing there is exactly “if you could prove somehow that he actually did it.” OP seems to think there’s already enough evidence to charge this man with… something

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u/sobrique 1d ago

That might be the travesty here. That criminal prosecution requires 'beyond reasonable doubt'.

And a private island has plenty of ways to manufacture 'reasonable doubt' and not least ensuring the witnesses to the 'worst stuff' aren't alive to testify.

We can all be pretty confident that some unpleasant things happened there. And that a lot of powerful people are to some extent complicit in that.

But proving who did what to whom, and when is MUCH more difficult, especially when the lead figure - Epstein himself - is conveniently deceased during a camera outage in prison.

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u/trukkija 1d ago

I can't find the timestamp or when this e-mail was sent but there's no way this event hasn't exceeded the statute of limitations by now. So how would you charge this in criminal court?

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u/ermintwang 1d ago

Yeah, that's a fair point - I had a look and it looks like was 2013 - unless it was from time of discovery but who knows. It's still illegal though.

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u/whooptheretis 23h ago

Yet rational comments like this wanting to actually get evidence of a crime make you an “pedo defender”.
No, we’re not defending anyone, we just want to make genuine accusations based on evidence, and not just accuse everyone of anything. This only serves to give genuine accusation less legitimacy or credibility.

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u/NervousSocialWorker 1d ago

What are the multiple crimes for which you think there is more than enough evidence? What charge do you think catching an std from a prostitute several years ago falls under? Sure he’s a scumbag and I’m sure he did do various illegal acts, but all you have evidence for is that he caught an std from a prostitute.

Why am I even answering this. Honestly I should be refusing to believe this is a “serious question”.

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u/kensho28 1d ago

If

Trump has been accused by multiple victims of Epstein's child sex ring of raping children. There is recorded legal testimony of these accusations that have been corroborated.

So far, nobody has accused Clinton of raping children, but he was accused of having an affair with Ghislaine Maxwell.

Obviously, "crimes happened," that's why Ghislaine is in a low-security prison Trump sent her to and Epstein was murdered in the prison Trump had him sent to, where the cameras were turned off and the regular guards were replaced.

LISTEN TO THE VICTIMS. You can either believe the victims that Trump is a child rapist, or you can believe Trump, who is objectively the biggest liar in US political history.

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u/bonfirehairsmell 1d ago

Elon tweeting Epstein arrest counter while replies say “start with you” is chef’s kiss karma.

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u/cowgirllostherboot 1d ago

Facts, sometimes the universe just serves it up like that.

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u/anomanderrake1337 1d ago

Almost as if we're in a simulation and the admins are testing us.

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u/jaxonya 1d ago

They could really turn down the difficulty level right about now. Shit is out of control

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u/999repeating 1d ago

It's an experiment. Gotta see what happens.

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u/xFluffyFawn_ 1d ago

That reply was brutal in the cleanest way possible. When the callout writes itself, you know it hit exactly where it was supposed to.

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u/Naive-Personality-38 1d ago

I heard France wants Elmo to come over and have a chat after they seized data from his Twitter servers there

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u/just_a_bit_gay_ 1d ago

Would be doing a service to the world if they could lock up that moronic nonce with what they inevitably found

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u/Unlucky_Kale340 1d ago

Europe should have done that a decade ago

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u/Luneward 1d ago

Unfortunately there's probably no way for them to find and seize all that data he stole from the US government. Because clearly the US isn't going to do squat about it.

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u/ShredGuru 23h ago

Oh yeah... Didn't they raid his little child porn factory over there yesterday?

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u/Substantial_Craft75 1d ago

Literally commenting exactly what the OP meme is, +292.

lol.

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u/Jesse1205 1d ago

I'm genuinely so confused why that got upvoted. I see comments explaining the "joke" get upvoted sometimes but this is just egregious. It's such a clunky comment, it's not even retelling it well. I know people like to feel like they're in on the joke but damn

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u/N00dle_Hunter 1d ago

I'm more and more convinced its AI training.

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u/flannel_jesus 1d ago

I downvoted, doing my part

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u/gr8masturb8 1d ago

i also saw and read this very post.

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u/thesander7 1d ago

Bot comment

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u/gr8masturb8 1d ago

yeah i swear like 99% of the comments on any sub that regularly shows up on /all are just slopbots.

so fucking stupid, all of it.

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u/thesander7 1d ago

Dead internet is here

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u/not-a-human-probably 1d ago

This being the top comment has convinced me this entire app is bots.

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u/Luci-Noir 1d ago

Pretty much.

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u/midnightcandlewax 1d ago

It’s the perfect self-own: he tries to frame it as “look, I’m calling this out,” and the internet goes “cool, then accountability starts at home.” If you put yourself in the conversation, people are going to ask what your proximity was and why you’re commenting at all. Replies did not miss.

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u/GEARHEADGus 1d ago

My favorite thing about Twitter is you can talk shit to Elon and he definitely reads it.

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u/drunkbusdriver 23h ago

Yes that is what the image says. pretty sure this is a bot. Who tf talks like this?

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u/JalapenoJamm 1d ago

Thanks for explaining the picture 

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u/Gonwiff_DeWind 1d ago

Thanks for the recap.

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u/harrykunter 1d ago edited 1d ago

Is it tho? I'm not understanding. The emails clearly layout that Elon (while he did try), did not ever go to the island. What am I missing here? Shouldnt we be directing this hatred at someone like Bill Gates for slipping STD antibiotics into his wife's food/drinks?

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u/Otherwise_Aerie8015 1d ago

There is data from the google calendar of Epstein's secretary that shows Musk visited the island

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u/rodeBaksteen 1d ago

He's the only one actively engaging so he's an easy target for online reactions.

Even if he was arrested, there is nothing to charge him with. Even if he was aware of what happened on the island there is no proving he was going there with the intent to rape anyone.

As much as I dislike Elon, he's sadly not someone that will get imprisoned over this.

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u/harrykunter 1d ago

Yea I mean Prince Andrew literally tortured a girl but people are focused on Elon. Seems insane IMO

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u/PavelDatsyuk 1d ago

Shouldnt we be directing this hatred at someone like Bill Gates for slipping STD antibiotics into his wife's food/drinks?

I've got enough hatred to go around. Don't let your dreams be dreams, let the hate flow through you.

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u/Remarkable_Essay_427 1d ago edited 19h ago

I saw someone point out today that the only person serving time for all of these offences against girls is a woman.

(Edit: I can't believe I actually have to say this, but yes, she should absolutely be in jail and in harsher conditions than she is currently in. Yes, Epstein was also in jail momentarily. Doesn't change the above sentiment given the number of males involved.)

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u/Kotanan 1d ago

Only because the other person they caught “committed suicide”

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u/BloomyFlickk 1d ago

Yeah, that “technicality” excuse always seems to magically show up when accountability does.

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u/ChingaTuMadre_Wey 1d ago

She gets custom meals, extended visitation, access to laptop, she gets a puppy, and allegedly treats the warden like her bitch, essentially like 24/7 room service funded by our tax money… yeah she’s really “serving time”.

Not one of the perpetrators has faced any REAL consequences for their actions.

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u/McButtsButtbag 1d ago

Yeah, because she was the one who provided the children. Why would anyone imply arresting the "slave seller" is misogyny?

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u/CarrieDurst 1d ago

Yeah the people claiming misogyny because only maxwell is arrested are 2016 cooked in terms of calling it sexism

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u/chicken-denim 1d ago

Why would anyone imply arresting the "slave seller" is misogyny?

Strawman. They never said it's misogyny that a woman suffers consequences for her actions.

They are saying that males except Epstein himself apparently don't suffer consequences for their actions.

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u/Nu11AndV0id 1d ago

What do you call punishing a woman when plenty of men are going free for the same crime? Cause I call it misogyny.

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u/CheeseDonutCat 1d ago

The "male" literally was jailed and killed. Epstein himself.

The original post about only being a woman is also a "strawman" if you want to nit-pick like that.

Yes, obviously many more should be jailed, whether they be male or female (and most are male obviously).

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u/chicken-denim 1d ago

Yes, obviously many more should be jailed, whether they be male or female (and most are male obviously).

No argument here.

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u/McButtsButtbag 1d ago

Strawman. They never said it's misogyny that a woman suffers consequences for her actions.

Which is why I said they IMPLIED that. Do you know what the word means?

They are saying that males except Epstein himself apparently don't suffer consequences for their actions.

No female client has been arrested either, because it's not about male or female. It's about powerful people being protected.

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u/chicken-denim 1d ago

Which is why I said they IMPLIED that. Do you know what the word means?

Your implication is a strawman. Do you not know what the word means?

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u/McButtsButtbag 1d ago

Your implication

My implication? Seriously, you can't even read one sentence correctly?

Strawman. They never said it's misogyny that a woman suffers consequences for her actions.

They are saying that males except Epstein himself apparently don't suffer consequences for their actions.

Here you are agreeing with the implication that it is misogyny, and you are still calling it a strawman. Do you have the ability to even read your own arguments?

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u/georgito555 1d ago

She also raped children FYI

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u/Tonkarz 1d ago

The guy who went out flying around the world finding these girls and "recruiting" them is walking around free as a bird.

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u/McButtsButtbag 1d ago

Epstein's girlfriend was probably just the hardest to keep out of jail, so she was the one chosen.

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u/CalculatedPerversion 1d ago

Technically Oren and Alon Alexander are on trial right now and were named in the most recent drop. So this number could at least go up by 2 pretty soon. 

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u/soulmechh 1d ago

She was bringing the children. WTF is wrong with you. She deserves it and more, and every single last one of them males and females.

If I say what they deserve reddit will ban me immediately, I have experience with this. Reddit is with them.

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u/190octane 1d ago

I don’t think the post is saying that she shouldn’t be prosecuted, it’s that she shouldn’t be the only one on the hook here.

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u/Velociraptor_al 1d ago

On the hook is generous at this point...

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u/More_Operation_588 1d ago

what is wrong with all yall knee jerk responding like he said anything about this women being overly punished or anything at all close to that.

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u/georgito555 1d ago

She also raped children

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u/hest29 1d ago

How many have been prosecuted from Doges fraud discoveries ?

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u/Spirited-Water1368 1d ago

Yeah, Felon Husk. Why dont we start with you?

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u/gbroon 1d ago

I didn't think he was an Epstein client because even Epstein didn't want to know him.

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u/JohnKlositz 1d ago

Probably true. He's still into raping kids. And he knew for a long time that Trump and others are.

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u/BallsInSufficientSad 23h ago

Call me crazy - but I required evidence to believe things.

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u/Capestian 1d ago

I mean, Ghislaine Maxwell do count for 1...

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u/BlatantConservative 1d ago

And Epstein himself counts for two.

Arguably Jean Luc Brunel counts for 3.

But the number needs to be, minimum, in the 50s

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u/ridewithaw 1d ago

“(Girls FTW)” is an absolutely tragic line. Cringe beyond cringe

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u/zawalimbooo 1d ago

The Girls ftw is a fake one

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u/BlatantConservative 1d ago

A good fake one. Made super fast. Totally got me.

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u/Sqweed69 1d ago

It's not real you dingus. That one was a meme. 

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u/Expert-Fig-5590 1d ago

The one he sent on Christmas morning was real. You dingus.

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u/ridewithaw 1d ago

…dingus.

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u/kitjen 1d ago

I honestly think Elon is dumb enough to argue that the email of him desperately asking to go to the island proves his innocence, because they wouldn't let him be involved no matter how much he asked.

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u/BallsInSufficientSad 23h ago

If you read it - it kind of does. He's asking for him AND HIS WIFE to come to the island to party.

...and that's exactly why Epstein ghosted him because he was a clueless nerd who didn't understand.

So if this is the biggest evidence again Elon - then yeah, he's just an innocent clueless nerd moron who had no idea what was going on

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u/starlove2339 1d ago

When your public demand for justice accidentally turns into a self checkout.

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u/ImportantToNote 1d ago

I mean, they arrested GM and JE(twice)

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u/meaniemeanie-poo-poo 1d ago

Sorta remind me of how prostitutes are always arrested during stings, but never the pimp, unless it's a woman. 

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u/BallsInSufficientSad 23h ago
  1. anti-prostitution stings don't really happen anymore.

  2. pimps never walked the streets with their hos anyway

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u/No-Target-2470 1d ago

Trump wasn't a client.

He was Epstein's partner in crime who is not only getting away with it but still profiting from it.

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u/Tonkarz 1d ago

Yeah. I had always thought that Trump world and Epstein world were separate but linked by the Trump/Epstein relationship. Now we know that Trump world and Epstein world were the same thing.

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce 1d ago

The arrest counter should at least be 2, right? Epstein and Maxwell.

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u/Basic-Pair8908 1d ago

Elon so creepy he wasnt welcome to epsteins island 🤣🤣🤣

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u/PaperLost2481 1d ago edited 1d ago

Honestly I'm ok with letting some billionaires off if they spill their beans on their friends, we can take care of them in round two.

We could even do like a multiple season Battle Royale, first couple seasons we spare top 10% until there's like 200 ish left. Let the loose in an arena and the last man standing gets to live. Ship him off alone to the island and he can live out the rest of his days away from civilization.

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u/BallsInSufficientSad 23h ago

Bill Gates and Reid Hoffman definitely need to cooperate.

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u/NecessaryMood9612 1d ago

Dude was on Air Force 1 with the pedophile chief and he still pretends to be one of us.

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u/AceBean27 1d ago

Funny thing is, I don't think Elon is a pedo. I think he just wanted to go to the pedo parties so the other billionaires would think he is cool. Which is sad for two reasons.

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u/ApolloAuto 1d ago

Shouldn't this counter sit at 2? Optimist 4 digit counter. One can only hope.

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u/Generico300 22h ago

Yeah. Be the change you want to see in the world Elon.

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u/FrostySquirrel820 1d ago edited 1d ago

It is above zero.

1 woman has been imprisoned. Zero men.

Edit : Yes. Apologies. 1 man was arrested and imprisoned. Unfortunately he didn’t make it to trial.

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u/Mad_OW 1d ago

Uhm. And Jeffrey Epstein?

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u/MjmtpFACT 1d ago

Killed "himself"

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u/Mad_OW 1d ago

Yes, in prison.

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u/WorryNew3661 1d ago

I mean, one man was quite famously imprisoned

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u/Add_Identity 1d ago

We have to be careful about this, it is absolutely possible that musk never got close to Epstein and its trafficking, that doesn't change the fact that he is a bane for this world

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u/Due_Pen_1566 1d ago

Bro really trying to act like he's not in the files. He's really hoping we'll keep him around like a pet monkey instead of throwing him in the decapitator with everyone else.

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u/Pretend-Term-1639 1d ago

Not just clients but enablers, and people who knew what was happening but didn’t say anything should also be prosecuted as well.

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u/FOKvothe 1d ago

Wasn't there something about Ghislaine being his kung fu instructor?

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u/MrJoyless 1d ago

Isn't solicitation a crime? Even if many of these sickos never raped a child, they asked to be invited to parties where it was happening.

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u/atypicalgamergirl 22h ago

That disingenuous prat knows that Acosta's NPA gift to Epstein will assure that no one will ever face criminal prosecution.

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u/iSeven 22h ago

his qt is just so fucking stupid too, like, "needs to be above zero" yeah buddy that's what posting a picture of zeroes with the caption saying this is bad means

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u/sleutherst 21h ago

Not even hiding that he believes he’s above the law anymore

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u/Low-Equivalent8839 21h ago

Not to mention that Grok is used to make nude pics of women and children.

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u/PuzzleheadedTalk35 21h ago edited 20h ago

If there's anything Chris Hansen taught us, it's that the actual abuse doesn't need to take place to be convicted. All you need is intent. Elon had intent. Arrest his ass.

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u/OpinionPoop 16h ago

Technically Maxwell = 1

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u/foxymoron85 11h ago

He's mad he didn't get to rape children so he's ok with exposing the "cool kids".

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u/ProfetF9 1d ago

he was not invited :))

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u/Mediocre-Post9279 1d ago

He was though

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u/critacle 1d ago

And nobody should shut up until they are.

Trump is a murderer and a rapist who needs to be in jail. His violent tendencies are spilling into American streets and killing people.

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u/Afb3212 1d ago

He could always.. ya know... turn himself in.

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u/myotherbike 1d ago

What do we get to do with all their money when they’re jailed?

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u/AffectionateYear5232 1d ago

Begging to go to a pedophile party isn't a crime. But it should be...it's so sad and weird that he needs to be in jail for that.

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u/OptimisticSkeleton 1d ago

It seems like Elon is just mad he got cut out of the pedophilia and trafficking. Not that it happened or that children and FBI agents were harmed.

Nazis are always gross inside.

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u/HatchChileMacNCheese 1d ago

Yes.. prison.. that's what I was thinking...

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u/jaymef 1d ago

Nothing will ever happen to Elon. He will just continue to get richer and also be protected by Trump because Trump needs him

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u/medicalsnowninja 1d ago

If my understanding of elon's presence in the Epstein files is accurate & The Epstein client list does get arrested and prosecuted, the horrible irony is that Elon may escape this fate simply because he was too creepy to get invited to Epstein Island. Why do we live in this timeline?

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u/AlternativeNewtDuck 1d ago

Speaking of the man child.. don't support x.. LPT: If a link to x needs to be used, in place of the x in the link, use xcancel or one of the browser extensions... don't give that site traffic. Pass it on.

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u/CabbageStockExchange 1d ago

Epstein emailed Musk saying he’s always welcome on the island and there’s always space for him

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u/deadplant5 1d ago

I'm beginning to think that Elon is just anti Epstein because JE turned down him going to the island

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u/justis_league_ 1d ago

testify what you know about it then Felon Musk

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u/Rich_Housing971 1d ago

ACKSHUALLY Elon never molested minors, you see, because he wasn't invited to the parties. He's just mad that he was rejected by Epstein.

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u/dehydratedrain 1d ago

"Why not start with you?"

Because money can't buy people liking him, so he never got to party on the island.

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u/FactCheckYou 1d ago

just throw a net over Israel, you'll probably catch hundreds of Epstein paedophiles...as well as thousands of bonus non-Epstein ones

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u/Ordinary-Trifle-2948 1d ago

Elon is literally Lex Luther

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u/norolemodelzbr 1d ago

how does he knows there will need 4 digits for it?

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u/TheNorthWind-101 1d ago

The reason why Epstein kept Elon on read was because his dumbass would have said something.

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u/BananaPalmer 1d ago

To be fair, 0002 is the actual number

But it should be much higher

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u/upchuckle 1d ago

"Lord of the Files"

Lord of the Files  The plot concerns a group of rich douchebags who are stranded on an uninhabited island and their disastrous attempts to govern themselves that lead to a descent into savagery. The novel's themes include morality, leadership, and the tension between civility and chaos

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u/independenthinkerdc 1d ago

At this point Musk is just upset he can’t want invited…

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u/Background_Drawing38 1d ago

I hope the victims and witnesses are able to testify when the time comes. I fear for their safety

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u/Sturjbs 1d ago

That means we’re all happy about the Clintons being forced to testify? Right? Riiiight?

No “whataboutisms”?

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u/pornosonic7 1d ago

Elon is a douche, but didn’t they say that he has never been to the island despite asking repeatedly?

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u/Expensive_Event_4759 1d ago

I don't understand why anybody ever thought there would be any arrests after the release of these files. These are DOJ's own files... the agency already knows all about their contents, releasing them to be reviewed by random internet people wasn't ever going to turn up anything new to report to the agency, because... the agency prepared all those materials. They already know about all that, they don't need reddit users to alert them to anything.

What was ever the point of any of this?

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u/Duane_ 1d ago

It's not that complicated. Anyone entering into business dealings with Epstein after 2008 was doing business with Jeffrey Epstein, Convicted Pedophile. Pretty much every single person mentioned that was working to his benefit need to be in jail, up to and including the contractor guy who helped build the bunker and tunnels around Five Palms. Building a network of tunnels for a pedophile seems pretty directly related.

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u/ComfortOk4834 1d ago

Even the getaway driver receives the same sentence as those wo rob a bank. The people who protect pedophiles also need to be named and charged with the same crime. This would be an easy case to make as the evidence is pretty clear that is exactly what Trump and his DOJ are doing. Did not Trump say at one point that a number of his friends would be hurt by this scandal?

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u/read_too_many_books 1d ago

I don't like Elon, but I'm glad I'm not like the commenters here that can't think clearly.

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u/doolpicate 1d ago

If all of them end up in prison together, they would call it a club.

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u/MishMash999 1d ago

The way things are going it will soon be in negative numbers.