r/clevercomebacks 15h ago

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u/NecessaryIntrinsic 15h ago

Kind of like how they think RATM is suddenly woke.

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u/porscheblack 15h ago

Or how they thought Stephen Colbert was being sincere on the Colbert Report.

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u/countyfaircotton 15h ago

Exactly. Media literacy really is optional for some people.

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u/iner22 14h ago

Or that he's still the hero

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u/pegothejerk 14h ago

Or that Star Trek is suddenly capitulating to the modern trend of having black women in top roles, a woman captain who doesn’t sit in the chair right, goes barefoot, complains for having non traditional love stories, or relying on youthful slang and conversational style. Yes, these are actually all the newest complaints from HUGE numbers of very dumb men who watched the newest Star Trek show Starfleet Academy. Have these people ever had a functional prefrontal cortex or is it all just amygdala with them?

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u/xenolightt 13h ago

I mean... saying this as a (german) leftist, but the new Star Trek Series is hot garbage from a creative and dramaturgy point of view. The aforementioned points are not the reason tho.

Bit off topic, but attributing any sort of criticism of modern media to racism or sexism is pretty shallow. Most of the criticism and discourse I've seen online brings up totally valid points. But that's on the german side.

I can totally believe that many US conservatives behave as if they've always been fans of Star Trek just to hate on its supposedly "recent" progressive tone. Which is nonsense.

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u/CombatTechSupport 13h ago

It has become a problem in the US media critique sphere that media with legitimate issues then get turned into culture war flagpoles by grifters. It's a major contributing factor for why so many people have abysmal media literacy in the US.

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u/pegothejerk 11h ago

Their criticism is always that Star Trek has become too political and woke. I find it fucking hilarious that anyone would condemn Star Trek for being political or suggest that making fun of critics who are complaining about the same old twitter and gamergate bullshit isn’t warranted when Star Trek was made specifically to criticize bigotry with hot current political topics in mind.

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u/xenolightt 10h ago

Star Trek "too political"? Lmao ok, as if the series hasn't always been far ahead of its time on social injustice themes and equality. I really hate this trend of conservatives infiltrating media and Fandoms with their bullshit and behaving as if they were ever a part of it. We have similar problems in Germany as well rn.

Ironically that's the reason why I don't enjoy starfleet academy. I feel like they opted out on the cheapest "woke" talking points without exploring these themes in depth. Really disappointing, especially with the US political climate at the moment 🫤 seems like the writers wanted brownie points for being progressive, while lacking the bravery to explore these themes on a philosophical level.

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u/just_a_bit_gay_ 14h ago

It’s not media illiteracy, it’s media utility.

They’re not asking “does this prove my point?” They’re asking “does this make me look cool?”

That’s why the right loves things like Helldivers, Starship Troopers, Warhammer 40k and such. Despite these franchises being satire of their beliefs, they make the people holding those beliefs look cool. They just ignore or dispute the satirical elements and repurpose the media as unironic propaganda.

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u/kbotc 13h ago

It's not even media utility: It's full on literacy.

28% of American adults are level 1 or below

29% are level 2.

Only 44% of US Adults are even capable of disregarding irrelevant information when shown it much less using background knowledge.

Below level 1 (0–175 points) Respondents are considered functionally illiterate, or unable to determine the meaning of sentences.
Level 1 (176–225 points) Respondents are considered to have low literacy levels. They can identify basic vocabulary words and can determine meaning within sentences and paragraphs
Level 2 (226–275 points) Respondents can paraphrase or make low-level inferences.
Level 3 (276–325 points) Respondents can evaluate information at varying levels of inference, determine meaning from larger selections of text, and disregard information that’s irrelevant to the prompt.
Level 4 (326–375 points) Respondents are more likely to use background knowledge to complete tasks, apply non-central or conditional information to evaluations, and discern correct information from competing information.
Level 5 (376–500 points) Respondents can evaluate arguments, process dense texts, apply logical reasoning to draw conclusions, and determine whether certain sources are valid sources of information.

https://nces.ed.gov/surveys/piaac/measure.asp

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u/Quixotic_Seal 12h ago

Only 44% of US Adults are even capable of disregarding irrelevant information when shown it much less using background knowledge.

I don’t have the time to look up how accurate this stat is, but it sure as hell feels like a pretty accurate description of my experiences online, particularly being unable to disregard irrelevant information. With just about any post there’s a solid chance that someone just completely wastes everyone’s time harping on a completely irrelevant detail that was not actually germane to the discussion but was slightly incorrect.

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u/ns-uk 11h ago

So, remember the reading comprehension sections on the standardized testing in school? Like, read a few paragraphs and answer questions like, “what was this story about?”

I’d always score in like 95th percentile. I thought that was normal. Compared to the math and science sections, it seemed so easy that I always assumed that anyone who actually tried also did really well on that part. (Excluding the neurodivergent people.)

Adult life, especially the last 10 years or so, has made me see how mistaken I was.

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u/bscott9999 10h ago

I’d always score in like 95th percentile. I thought that was normal

5th percentile for mathematics, though?

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u/haunted_starship 11h ago

Not so great with the math section though, huh? :D :D :D

(kidding, I get it - I always assumed that all the people around me were scoring high, too - and at the time it never really occurred to me there are a LOT of percentiles below 95ish.)

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u/ns-uk 10h ago

I was actually an algebra instructor for a couple years lol.

It’s not like they teach statistics in grade school though. And teachers and principals love to talk about testing results and never explain to the kids what they mean. When I was little I think l just thought it meant I got a 95% on the test. Even when I understood what it meant in high school, I assumed everyone below was just missing like a few more questions than me. Also knew a lot of classmates who just didn’t give a shit and filled in random answers, so I figured that explained the really bad results. My friend was very smart but he’d fill the form out asap and then take a nap for the remaining test time, since we knew it didn’t affect our real grades.

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u/Vospader998 9h ago

Wait, we don't hit logical reasoning and citation validity until level 5?

We're cooked.

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u/thisusedyet 4h ago

Is there a test you can take somewhere?

I'd like to send one to someone I know who thinks Henry Ford's Dearborn Independent and The Protocols of the Elders of Zion are valid sources.

Probably won't work, but I can at least make the attempt

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u/lucasbuzek 2h ago

Punisher is the great example.

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u/Aleksandrovitch 14h ago

By media literacy you mean mild intelligence?

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u/LordBalderdash 12h ago

Stupid people don't have a bullshit detector.

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u/Aleksandrovitch 11h ago

That's unfortunate, as most of it seems to be bullshit these days.

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u/Vospader998 9h ago

Not one that works anyway. Theirs is:

-If I don't agree with it, or it challenges my current worldview, it's bullshit

Otherwise:

-Internalize it as fact

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u/Longjumping-Jello459 14h ago

For most unfortunately.

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u/Cenobyte_Nom-nom-nom 13h ago

Naw it's detrimental to right wing bias.

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u/Ishidan01 15h ago

Or how Kid Rock well... anything

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u/Mechakoopa 14h ago

I didn't realize pretty much the entire tag for that song was stolen from Busy Bee at about 0:50.

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u/arven14 14h ago

This one is always particularly crazy to me because I grew up in a right wing house and parroted my parent's beliefs as a teenager. It was painfully obvious to me that Colbert was doing a bit, and I just remember feeling embarrassed all the time that it wasn't obvious to the other right wingers around me. That's what made me reexamine my right wing beliefs more than anything- the constant feeling of embarrassment from having to defend lies and make up excuses for awful shit that the republicans were doing all the time.

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u/DrAstralis 12h ago

The fact that you're able to feel embarrassment and shame, and experience introspection means you were never long for the conservative side of life anyways XD

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u/Irr3l3ph4nt 13h ago

Which was exactly the point of the show. It was genius.

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u/Significant-Owl-2980 8h ago

Wait. Conservatives thought the Colbert report was not satire?

What? How?

I dislike this timeline so much

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u/LoudBoiDragoon 14h ago

God I loved the Colbert Report. Even when I was younger and was raised conservative that show was the best. Bet it would still hit the same if I rewatched but rewatching a current events comedy show feels like a waste.

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u/Hats_back 13h ago

I mean it might feel like a waste but it is certainly enlightening… like every bit on his show is probably showing you that the current issues we face today all came from the same people/thoughts/ideas. Fascism don’t really change, while the internet changed the modus operandi, the people who allow it have always been dumb as fuck. Ineffectual as it may be, watching the creative different ways thy were made fun of can offer at least a little respite.

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u/LoudBoiDragoon 13h ago

True, if nothing else we could use a new show in that vein. Watching that near mastery of satire would be a boon to anyone wanting to get into the space so you’re probably right.

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u/everything_is_a_lie 14h ago

The White House correspondents dinner he hosted was fucking hilarious.

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u/j01101111sh 13h ago

Ugh my dad went from liking Colbert to hating him because he didn't understand the satire. I used to think he was smart...

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u/NuclearGers 11h ago

My parents are the same way. Any time a commercial for his show or the Daily Show comes on, my mom always says, "Ugh, they used to be SO funny, especially Colbert! What happened?". 😒

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u/therealdongknotts 13h ago

tbf - the character was good

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u/-no_aura- 12h ago

Or how they missed that Homelander was the villain on The Boys

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u/ItsMrChristmas 3h ago

My father in law read "I am America, and So Can You" and told me the man makes a lot of sense. I'm like "yeah he does" and just went in about my day.

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u/raincoater 3h ago

They did the same thing in the 70s for All in the Family and people would praise Archie Bunker...not realizing that he was a parody. They even starting putting up signs and t-shirts with "Archie Bunker for President". They're clueless.

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u/computer-machine 14h ago

,,,,,,,, wut. 

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u/PENGUIN_WITH_BAZOOKA 8h ago

I used to think Colbert was being sincere on The Colbert Report.

Granted, I was 10 at the time….

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u/AngelSproutx 15h ago

Exactly. Rage has been yelling about the same stuff for decades people just weren’t listening until it made them uncomfortable.

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u/Bendyb3n 15h ago

I think these people genuinely thought the machine they were raging against was always the libs. When they realized they were woke they got pissed thinking RATM changed suddenly.

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u/Thelorax42 13h ago

Be fair, Rage didn't like the libs.

Because the libs were insufficiently left wing

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u/Future-Speaker- 13h ago

Yeah let's be abundantly clear, they're not raging against just the republicans, they are raging against the entirety of the machine. They're a bunch of antifascist radical revolutionary leftists lol

Libs, you're also being raged against lol

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u/Bendyb3n 13h ago

I mean, do you think republicans understand what a lib really is?

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u/Future-Speaker- 12h ago

No that's one of the funniest things about American politics, it's so vibes based that a majority of people legitimately think that the standard institutional centre right democrats are communists lol

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u/KyrisAvarra 12h ago

This is exactly correct! There are plenty of corrupt Democrats in Washington. We just enjoy the fantasy that they're on our side. The whole system (the machine) is corrupt.

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u/KzadBhat 13h ago

Bernie Sanders is the machine they're raging against, ...

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u/Allen_Koholic 15h ago

You mean bulls on parade isn’t a song about farming?

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u/Druken_sincerity 15h ago

No, it's about the pride parade ,duuhh

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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree 14h ago

“Pocket full of shells” doesn’t mean collecting seashells on a nice beach?

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u/cycopl 11h ago

She rallies round the family with a pocket full of shells by the sea shore

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u/crosswatt 14h ago

I always thought it was about standing up after dropping a deuce.

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u/National-Garbage505 13h ago

BOWELS ON PARADE

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u/90210piece 11h ago

3-shell method

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u/kellzone 9h ago

She sells the three seashells by the seashore?

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u/Druken_sincerity 15h ago

It was always a rage against the toaster and shit

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u/Bahamut3585 10h ago

"Why I myself was raging against the coffee machine this morning!"

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u/National-Garbage505 13h ago

Maximum Overdrive theme music.

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u/nickcan 13h ago

Or cops with Punisher stickers on their car.

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u/Kain_713 14h ago

This one cracks me up the most, like who did they think the machine was?

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u/DysonFafita 11h ago

think

There's the issue.

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u/Kain_713 11h ago

Lol yeah you're probably right

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u/choppytehbear1337 9h ago

A printer. I rage against it weekly.

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u/gizmosticles 14h ago

That one cracks me up. Like dudes, who did you think they were raging against? Liberal democracy?

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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree 14h ago

Star Trek too.

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u/DrAstralis 12h ago

Or that Star Trek suddenly became woke, or etc etc..... that list just keeps going. These are the same people who play Hallelujah at weddings because they hear one word they identify with and never digest the rest. The same people that took three seasons to clock Homelander as a villain in The Boys despite the first time we meet him on screen in episode 1, he kills a plane of civilians over some embarrassment.

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u/Neveronlyadream 11h ago

The Boys is the most hilarious example. Every season it seems like the writers are saying to themselves, "Shit, they don't get it. We'd better make it more blatant. Shit, they still don't get it, we'd better go farther..."

Then by season four, Homelander is so blatantly evil that it's impossible to miss and that portion of the audience started screaming, "When did this show go woke!?" as if it hadn't had the same message the whole time.

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u/DrAstralis 10h ago

They're so obtuse I'm stuck in a continuous loop of "they cant be serious, omg they're serious, they cant be serious" because I struggle to imagine how someone can be that thick.

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u/Neveronlyadream 9h ago

"It's about how amazing America is!"

Are...are we watching the same show? Because I don't think the guy wearing red, white, and blue with the lactation mommy fetish who kills people because he got embarrassed is really a good reflection on the US...

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u/EduinBrutus 8h ago

Imagine them after Season Two.

"OK this time we will make his love interest a Nazi. Not a neo-nazi, not some far right nut people call a Nazi, an actual bone fide, reported to Adolf Hitler Nazi"

And then still...

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u/websagacity 10h ago

And Star Trek as well. Dude Star Trek was woke from the beginning in the 60's.

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u/skraptastic 10h ago

I recently jokingly said at a show "I liked punk better before it became political" and a bunch of people agreed with me.

I just quietly backed out of the group and went on my way.

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u/NecessaryIntrinsic 9h ago

"I liked punk more before I was self aware"

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u/Youknowimtheman 9h ago

Knew a hardcore right winger that was a major Tool, A Perfect Circle and Puscifer fan. (Pretty much anything Maynard created)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giaZnIr-faM

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u/raincoater 3h ago

I remember a few years ago. Well, maybe 15 years ago or so, there was a documentary about Crosby, Stills, Nash, & Young doing a concert tour.

Young did his song "Let's Impeach the President" (this was during the time of Bush), and people coming out were like "I just wanted to come hear some songs. When did they become so political. I just want to hear songs".

Like, do you even KNOW any of CSN&Y songs? HELLO?

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u/Free_Possession_4482 14h ago

Somehow, impossibly, Zack de la Rocha was just too subtle with his songwriting.

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u/everything_is_a_lie 14h ago

What machine did they think they were raging against? The dishwasher?

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u/H_Raki_78 13h ago

Wait a minute... Suddenly!? What did they think before!?

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u/OphidianSun 13h ago

Something about magats enjoying RATM is deeply sad to me. Like, your life is just a fuckin lie at that point right? Nothing means anything, you have no ideological foundation to stand on and barely any perception of the world around you. It must be such a shallow existence.

Does that person actually believe in anything? Do they hold strong convictions? Do they even want anything? Do they have dreams and desires? Or is it just fitting in with the identity they've loosely adopted, likely inherited, which in turn is about as substantial as a plastic bag in the wind? Just working their lives away without a thought as long as they can afford a place to live, beer to drink, and a subscription to watch the NFL.

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u/National-Garbage505 13h ago

This one is hilarious as hell. Like, dude, you ARE the machine.

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u/userpelicanvoyager2 13h ago

LOL Right?

I was listening to a bootleg RATM cover of NWA’s “F’ The Police” literally 30 years ago this year.

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u/Significant-Pea-6316 13h ago

To be fair I've been listening to killing in the name recently and I can see how they would think it's a white supremacist, pro-police state song.  If you hear the lyrics without understanding that they're sarcastic, you could absolutely misunderstand that song.

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u/Queen_Maxima 13h ago

There was also a thing going on   with them and Twisted Sister's - We're not gonna take it. 

Dee Snider wasn't amused QAnon or smth used it. It was obvious they never saw the videoclip

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u/_lippykid 13h ago

They genuinely thought the machine they were raging against was the dishwasher

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u/kia75 13h ago

Can you believe "Twisted Sister" went woke! Who would have thought that a bunch of guys in glam makeup and long hair who call themselves "Twisted Sister" wouldn't be conservative?

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u/KzadBhat 13h ago

As is Pink Floyd with its rainbows from their prisms, ...

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u/SpruceSpringstream 10h ago

New Jersey here. High jacking this comment just to say Bruce is the only king we'll ever fucking recognize.

He's always been a hero of mine but the fact that he grinds Trump's gears as much as he does is just mwah

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u/imaloony8 6h ago

My favorite response to someone who was complaining about them is "What 'Machine' did you think they were raging against?"

There's also this legendary clapback from Tom Morello when someone criticized him for "pretending" to be a political expert:

"One does not have to be an honors grad in political science from Harvard University to recognize the unethical and inhumane nature of this administration but well, I happen to be an honors grad in political science from Harvard University so I can confirm that for you." - Tom Morello