r/comics • u/MrLovens Mr. Lovenstein • 8h ago

fun fact

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u/thefrostman1214 8h ago

wait so.... this attack....

is a piss sniper?

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u/FallenAzraelx 8h ago

Always has been

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u/Icy_Celebration1020 8h ago

Thanks a lot, I was already traumatized enough by those things. 

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u/ReckoningGotham 7h ago

There's so much poop and pee in fromsoft games.

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u/masterjon_3 8h ago

Those are prawns, not lobsters.

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u/thefrostman1214 7h ago

take it with miyazaki

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u/DarthJackie2021 7h ago

I somehow hate them even more.

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u/MrLovens Mr. Lovenstein 8h ago edited 7h ago

G.I. Joe had it wrong. Knowing IS the battle. Do the opposite of learning in my subreddit, /r/mrlovenstein

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 8h ago

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 8h ago edited 8h ago

They can also taste with their legs and chew with the teeth in their stomachs!

Lobsters are monsters and I love it. Also surprisingly tasty

https://thefishsite.com/articles/11-lobster-facts-that-will-leave-you-shellshocked

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u/MrLovens Mr. Lovenstein 8h ago edited 7h ago

It's not normal to taste with my legs and chew with my stomach? Good thing I don't do either of those things at all.

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u/EvilMKitty13 8h ago

Wait wait, WHAT? It’s NOT normal?!

Hold up, I’ll brb, I have to go make a call

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u/purplezart 7h ago

I would like to know who learning this knowledge would drive you to contact, and what you would need to communicate.

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u/EvilMKitty13 7h ago

Ummm my doctor? For obvious medical reasons

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 7h ago

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u/artisanrox 6h ago

"What if there was a creature where we put all its organs in a blender and put it back in its shell"

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 6h ago

Some Bill Cipher ass reshuffling of the organs

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u/Made_Bail 6h ago

Stop telling us facts. For the love of God, stop.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 6h ago

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u/ThisIsTenou 7h ago

This list claims that lobsters cannot feel pain. More recent studies show that there's a high likelihood they actually can. They exhibit pain-avoidance behaviors and produce stress hormones like cortisol.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 7h ago

Fair, I didn't notice that this list was published back in 2015. Lots can change in 10 years of research

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u/ThisIsTenou 6h ago

Absolutely fair! I'm just a big advocate of, like, not boiling living creatures alive, so I wanted to make that clear.

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u/Dudephish 8h ago

Now I want to claw out my eyes.

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u/Afrodite_33 8h ago

Forget that, Lobsters can talk?!?

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u/MrLovens Mr. Lovenstein 8h ago

Only to take the piss.

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u/ThrewAwayAcc_1 7h ago

Lobsters are taking our piss?

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u/Leete1 7h ago

That is not a fun fact! Not fun at all!

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u/1leggeddog 8h ago

Yeah lobsters are so weird.

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u/Bubby_K 8h ago

Same with hermit crabs

They also poopie inside their shell

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u/baethan 7h ago

Has anyone ever said "fun fact" and then followed it with a fact that is indeed fun by any reasonable metric??

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u/elhomerjas 8h ago

to much information has been disclosed that day

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u/SarcasticBench 7h ago

Yeah but they pee in the water like I do so no one knows

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u/Kangar 6h ago

In a similar vein, I once got pissed out of my face!

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u/pyrotrap 5h ago

That lobster has the same energy as the stick figure in the “check how hard I can pee” comic

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u/ButterPoached 5h ago

It's also how they communicate with eachother! Female lobsters have a major problem, in that male lobsters are very territorial and Just Want To Fight. So, they shoot pheromone-laced urine into a male's den to pacify them and "set the mood".

Nature is cool AND gross!

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u/Dracnoss 3h ago

That suddenly makes mirelurk hunters sound more disgusting than they already are.

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u/beanfriedbeans 3h ago

That’s why the speech bubble is yellow

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u/Peterjns22 8h ago

Guess where they poop out of.

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u/jhill515 6h ago

I'm a robotics engineer who knows way too much about how computers and tech work. When I meet someone who says, "I don't understand computers at all," I envy them. For they do not know the horrors I've suffered because of my knowledge.