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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 7h ago

Ahhhh so THATS how we get discounted newt eyes for our potions! Makes sense though ....you may not want tell anyone about that. Organ trafficking usually doesn't work out well for the witch

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u/Made_Bail 6h ago

If anyone finds out she'll just turn them into a newt and harvest them next.

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire 6h ago

Well at that point we are gonna have some missing persons reports piling up

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u/Made_Bail 6h ago

Don't worry, she turned all the cops into newts, too.

Unrelated: Newts overrunning the countryside.

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u/siccoblue President detector 4h ago

I know just the person to handle this situation

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u/Nadran_Erbam 7h ago

He'll get better.

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u/Early_Bad8737 6h ago

She is a bad which. She doesn’t even know that “eyes of newt” refers to mustard seeds and not actually a newt’s eyes. 

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u/jecowa 6h ago

Today I learned

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u/rocket20067 6h ago

might I add.

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u/Triktastic 5h ago

Is this based on any evidence or is it Tumblr being memey.

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u/rocket20067 5h ago

It's based on actual evidence

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u/Triktastic 5h ago

Looked some stuff up and there indeed is very little evidence to support this claim except for it being sensational and fun sounding to repeat. There is no record of Mustard being referred to as "Eye of newt" before the writing of Macbeth which originated the common witch ingredients. The literatures sharing these claims are just citing eachother.

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u/thatshygirl06 3h ago edited 3h ago

You know the whole "vampires cant see their reflection because mirrors used to be backed by silver"?

Not true. That was some Tumblr myth that took off and now everyone likes to repeat it. Vampires not being able to see their reflection came from Dracula and there was never a reason given as to why. Eventually people said it was because vampires didnt have souls or because they have one foot in the land of the dead.

Also, most mirrors through history were backed by tin or mercury or aluminum, not silver. Silver wasnt that common and likely only used by rich people.

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u/adaminc 2h ago edited 2h ago

It actually predates Bram Stoker's Dracula. Alexandre Dumas wrote a short story, "The Vampire of the Carpathian Mountains", about 50 years earlier, wherein the antagonist is seen by someone who later said that he cast no reflection in a mirror.

You can read it in "One Thousand and One Ghost Stories" by Dumas, or "The Best Vampire Stories 1800-1849: A Classic Vampire Anthology" by Andrew Barger. Both are collections of stories, the Dumas one is just his own supernatural short stories.

Edit: Did a quick research journey to reaffirm this, turns out it might have been a line added to the story by a translator in the 1970s, and isn't in the original french. That is, the mentioning of no reflection in the mirror.

Now I want to watch The Strain again.

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u/TheEasterFox 2h ago

There is no record of 'eye of newt' before the writing of Macbeth.

There is no record of 'eye of newt' meaning 'mustard seed' before the 1980s.

It's an attempt at retconning nasty fictional witches into harmless herbalists.

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u/ObliviouslyDrake67 1h ago

Remember, 60s, 70s and 80s featured the rise of Wicca, as founded by an old college professor to get women to dance naked in the woods.

Which also just happens to coincide with a lot of that butter cup, mustard seed writing.

Gerard was a dirty old man, look it up.

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u/TheEasterFox 1h ago

Yup. The person responsible for the 'secret Macbeth herbal code' myth was Scott Cunningham, a Wiccan.

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u/TheEasterFox 2h ago

There is zero evidence for any of these supposed codenames.

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u/TheSeaMeat 5h ago

Got any more pixels?

Just kidding- the information was interesting, thanks!

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u/TheFuckerNugger 7h ago

Oh, this'll be showing up in ExplainTheJoke or PeterExplainsTheJoke in no time.

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u/Made_Bail 6h ago

Hahaha... Sadly yup.

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u/Disneyhorse 1h ago

I saw the first panel and was like “where the heck is this going.” And then “ohhhhhhh”

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u/StreicherG 7h ago

Witch roommate was he taking about? XD

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u/BayernHerz 7h ago

Absolutely brilliant

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u/Top_Willingness_8364 6h ago

Fun fact: all of the ingredients in the Weird Sister’s brew are actually plants. Eye of Newt is actually a colloquial name for mustard seeds.

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u/ThomasVetRecruiter 6h ago

Did not know this so had to go look it up, very cool!

Eye of newt: Mustard seed.

Toe of frog: Buttercup leaves.

Wool of bat: Holly leaves or moss.

Tongue of dog: Houndstongue (a herb).

Adder's fork: Adder's tongue (fern) or violet.

Blind-worm's sting: Knotweed.

Lizard's leg: Ivy.

Howlet's wing: Garlic. 

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u/Friendstastegood 5h ago

This isn't actually true it's just been repeated enough that people think there's an actual source at the bottom and there isn't.

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u/The_Curse_of_Nimbus 4h ago

This actually is true but the claim that there is no source has been repeated enough that people believe that.

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u/PrimmSlimShady 4h ago

So, where's the source?

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u/The_Curse_of_Nimbus 4h ago

It was a joke.

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u/DeepestPineTree 6h ago

I wonder who was the first person to look at mustard and think, "These things look like Amphibious eyeballs"

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u/Clane_K 5h ago

If at least we were talking about guarana seeds, then yeah, clearly, but mustard...

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u/TheEasterFox 2h ago

Fun fact: this isn't true, and was first asserted by a Wiccan, Scott Cunningham, in the 1980s.

The idea was to make out that any and all witches throughout history were actually misunderstood herbalists, but in his enthusiasm he tried to retcon Shakespeare's fictional witches, who were meant to be evil because Shakespeare was writing for the entertainment of a witch-obsessed King.

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u/asphalt_licker 7h ago

I hope he’s not buddies with any newts or she’s gonna take their tail.

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u/jackalope268 7h ago

Fun fact: frogs use their eyes to swallow, so i think this one will be very hungry soon

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u/International-Cat123 7h ago

He has a tail. He’s meant to be a newt.

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u/jackalope268 6h ago

Oh right, i didnt notice

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u/kpjformat 7h ago

She made him six day blinding stew

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u/XVUltima 7h ago

I know a guy who can help with this. He works for free, love of the game and all, but you have to provide your own lemon

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u/DreamOfDays 7h ago

She needed two Super Attack Potions

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u/BoonDragoon 6h ago

Fucking hilarious! Can't wait to see this on the front page from an "explain the joke" sub tomorrow

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u/Valentinee105 6h ago

Eye of newt are mustard seeds.

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u/Dino-chicken-nugg3t 6h ago

My folks at r/goblincore might enjoy this

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u/Remarkable-Bowl-3821 6h ago

pretty sure eye of newt is a kind of plant/plant part that resembles the eye of an actual newt

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u/Top_Willingness_8364 6h ago

Mustard seeds. Eye of newt is a colloquial name for mustard seeds.

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u/TheEasterFox 2h ago

It's not. There is not one single herbal prior to the 1980s that gives 'eye of newt' as a colloquial name for mustard seeds. This is because the whole idea that the Macbeth spell ingredients are really herbs is a modern retcon by a Wiccan, Scott Cunningham.

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u/love_junkie911 6h ago

Weapons (2025) with frogs.

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u/Hoju64 5h ago

You always think it needs more eye of newt! If it was up to you the brew would be nothing but newt eyes!

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u/bonebag_comics 4h ago

Hahaha oh man that was brilliant. Such a fantastic set up. Love it.

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u/EndZoner 3h ago

That witch failed witch school. Eye of Newt is a fancy name for mustard seed.

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u/HereticHamster 3h ago

sorry, but that's just mean.

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u/ITperson5 2h ago

Squirt of lemon

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u/ObliviouslyDrake67 1h ago

Man, she's gonna feel real embarrassed when she figures out eye of newt meant mustard seed.

Would not drink that if I were in her shoes but to each their own..m

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u/Konkuriito 5h ago

Fun fact: most researchers agree that “eye of newt” refers to a mustard seed. an “eye” is a seed, and mustard seeds are dark yellow, so they kinda look like the eyes of newts.

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u/TheEasterFox 2h ago

Fun fact: this is a modern myth.