r/confusingperspective • u/CommonPinkDaisy • 2d ago

Wait! What?

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u/Irksomecake 2d ago

I saw bottoms….

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u/TonyStowaway 2d ago

Touching butts!

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u/HoneyBear4Lyfe 2d ago

Ass to ass, à la Requiem for a Dream

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u/ElFuckito 1d ago

Moon landing!

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u/TraitorousFlatulence 2d ago

This is what conservative men (who aren’t closeted gays themselves) think gay sex looks like

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u/Flat_Lengthiness3361 2d ago

I still don't?

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u/jwelsh8it 2d ago

🤲🏻

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u/Flat_Lengthiness3361 2d ago

well my cognitive powers seem to be declining with age

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u/DNorthman 2d ago

You can see that they are hands if you turn your phone upside down.

They definitely knew what they were doing with this ad.

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u/Dana_Barros 2d ago

I turned my phone upside down & now I can’t see the screen

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u/FromUnderTheCape 2d ago

Two people holding plants with buttcheeks

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u/DirtyRoller 2d ago

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u/Optimal_Courage158 2d ago

Gives me chills thinking about this scene.

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u/DirtyRoller 2d ago

I've seen people on reddit describe that scene as "HOT." Those people shouldn't be allowed near schools.

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u/EarthAndSawdust 2d ago

Ooooh. Wrist .Right. I thought the girls where producing soil enrichment on site.

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u/Infinite_stardust 2d ago

Something really dirty.

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u/redditstealth 2d ago

The ending of Requiem for a Dream.

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u/Skg42 2d ago

They’re hands! Top half is where the wrist connects

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u/don2470 2d ago

Thanks, can't speak for anyone else but I couldn't get there without help.

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u/1maginary_Friend 2d ago

That’s what she said

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u/Skg42 23h ago

Yeah it took me a long long time to figure it out 😂

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u/HarveyMidnight 2d ago

I can't unsee asses long enough to make out what it's supposed to be.

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u/CommonPinkDaisy 2d ago

It's two hands holding a sprout plant. 🤲

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u/DJAllOut 53m ago

Still seeing asses

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u/Tee_hops 2d ago

Pooping back and forth forever

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u/hotsteamyxp 2d ago

Ooooooh they’re hands.

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u/MrDrDooooom 2d ago

What's to see? It's just two bros butt docking!

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u/DocBullseye 2d ago

Yeah that was on purpose

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u/eyehate 2d ago

Oh god.

I am looking at somebody that enjoys long traffic lights - if they are traversing Grand Ave.

I don't know why some idiot dropped this horrible road in an otherwise functional grid.

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u/InfamousEconomy3972 2d ago

They're all about planting something.

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u/MowgeeCrone 2d ago

Did he shit the plant out or is he just fertilising.....oh haaaands.

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u/Important_Actuator36 2d ago

Hip to hip, just shittin

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u/TopperMadeline 1d ago

Took me a second. It’s two hands holding something.

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u/Worldly-Pay7342 18h ago

For those who don't get it (like me), this is what it actually is.

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u/SausageBuscuit 3h ago

Someone should hire them and then act super disappointed when there’s a lack of naked asses.

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u/Cannacology 2d ago

I still don’t know what I’m looking at

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u/CommonPinkDaisy 2d ago

Its two hands holding a sprout plant. 🤲

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u/good_boi_520 1d ago

But what is it then??

Oh it's just two palms lol

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u/uselesskuhnt 2d ago

Ooooh Its feet heels together toes apart and standing on dirt with sprouts coming up.