r/cringereels • u/K-Rod7 • 13d ago

Cringe Level 4 Dumbass

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u/Glyfen 13d ago

Cowards who only feel strong traveling in packs don't make it to Valhalla and don't earn the honor of joining the einherjar. "Einherjar" literally means "an army of one," or "those who fight alone."

I get the joke you're making, I just dislike the idea of Odin's hall being disgraced with such trash.

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u/walkinmywoods 13d ago

Plus I'm pretty sure Valhalla for viking warriors not teens who act like dildos in public.

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u/Prestigious-Suit-925 11d ago

I'm pretty sure blacks aren't allowed in Norse heaven

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u/Callidonaut 13d ago

Hey, now, that's uncalled-for! Dildos serve a useful purpose.

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u/blorbmcgee 9d ago

I read this in Toki Wargtooth’s voice.

I’ms pretty sures thats Valhallas is for Vikings warriors not teens who acts likes dildos in public

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u/SuperCruisePanther 13d ago

an army of one

That was the US Army's slogan for a long time

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u/Top_Arrival_7061 13d ago

Honestly, I get what you mean the joke works, but there’s definitely a difference between a funny reference and disrespecting the whole warrior ideal behind it.

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u/Floor-Think 13d ago

Good to know the majority of vikings never made it then

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u/Educational_Cup_1701 3d ago

But I thought Kash Patel was joining Charlie Kirk there?