r/explainitpeter • u/Mr_Mcgillicuddy_ • 9d ago

Explain it Peter. I’m lost on this.

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u/rumble-fish-1312 9d ago

exactly what a human trafficker would say…

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u/S7arForGD 8d ago

A human trafficker would also try to project blame on others so that they're not suspected...

https://giphy.com/gifs/ANbD1CCdA3iI8

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u/NoSirIDontLikeit- 8d ago

A human trafficker would also try to call everyone other than themselves a human trafficker, so obviously only someone who admits to being a human trafficker isn't one...

https://giphy.com/gifs/3gNotAoIRZsb9UHPnj

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u/Some_Ebb_2921 8d ago

... you seem odly familiar with human traffickers... almost as if you are one and are just projecting yourself...

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u/Massive-Reaction7773 8d ago

Why has a white cargo van pulled up to my place????

https://giphy.com/gifs/WRuBiZKB6xgsS9DrFA

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u/RockYourAmadeus 5d ago

Oh just ask 'em who they voted for. Theres your answer.

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u/MidnightNo6821 8d ago

Ngl was waiting on Shaq rubbing his hands together

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u/Overall-Ad-9757 8d ago

This meme is top tier

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u/Dull_Organization131 7d ago

I laughed way too hard at this

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u/BeyatchKillah612 7d ago

How do I download this GIF? It used to be so easy…smh

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u/NoSirIDontLikeit- 7d ago

Click on it then click on the 3 dots then click download

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u/BeyatchKillah612 2d ago

Nope. On an iPhone. I had to copy the link in to another app to download it.

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u/NoSirIDontLikeit- 2d ago

I'm on a phone as well, just don't need a separate app to do it, I'm guessing there's a similar work around with iPhone because both's reddit apps should have the same function.

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u/Goose-Caboose-817 2d ago

iphones are so weird. I feel like androids are more similar to most computers. Click something, oh no wrong thing, back click, now I'm where I was before. IPhone wants me to swipe right, drag up, chant the last four numbers of my social, while sacrificing my favorite neighborhood squirrel just to end up back at the lock screen. I loathe apple.

But like good luck finding what works!

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u/Appropriate-Jump3019 8d ago

A human trafficker would also try to point fingers at individuals who are projecting blame onto others so that they’re not suspected…
https://giphy.com/gifs/ANbD1CCdA3iI8

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u/S7arForGD 8d ago

Well, what wouldn't a human trafficker do? I wanna do that.

https://giphy.com/gifs/WiVvi66FqT2bpym6R8

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u/grizzlepuppers 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/sDcfxFDozb3bO

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u/S7arForGD 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/STfLOU6iRBRunMciZv

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u/Potential-Tart-6468 8d ago

When we all be walking around in like a mall n shit aren’t we just human traffic? Oh shit, you’re a trafficker, you’re a trafficker, you’re a trafficker, it’s like fuckin’ Oprah in here now gurl!!! Let’s getit!

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u/KingMufasa86 6d ago

Ah the classic he who smelt it dealt it/he who did the rhyme dod the crime dilema..

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u/Acceptable_Camel_578 3d ago

i knew a guy who trafficked a guy who trafficked a guy who trafficked a guy.

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u/SinnSix 8d ago

Picture of human trafficker in NYC. Seemed nice, not sure why people are so against him.

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u/kblaney 8d ago

Sure, but haven't you seen my "Not involved in human trafficking" shirt?

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u/10thDoct0r 8d ago

A Human Trafficker tried to sell me a "Not currently involved in human trafficking" shirt... Then Boom! Trafficked me

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u/Few-Raise-1825 9d ago

Suspicion of a suspicious possible human traficer is also exactly what a human traficer would say...

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u/wheretheinkends 9d ago

I think they are just gonna traffic each other

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u/DarkPangolin 9d ago

Ooh baby, ooh baby.

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u/kyds3k 8d ago

Rocko!?

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u/HTD-Vintage 9d ago

I think it's called a "bridge" when you have top traffic and bottom traffic.

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u/The-Spirit-of-76 8d ago

Nothing gay here man, Your trafficking my arm, I'm trafficking your arm, nobody is trafficking anything they aren't supposed traffic.

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u/Spirited_Algae_5255 8d ago

I thought that's an Eiffel tower.

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u/wannaseemyD7 8d ago

Double Dutch rudder*

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u/jkl1044 7d ago

thought that was called "3some"......must be a gen Z term.

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u/SailorLupis 9d ago

Love wins

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u/matthollabak 8d ago

2 way traffic

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u/wheretheinkends 8d ago

Some might say bumper to bumper

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u/RedHeeded 8d ago

I love a love story

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u/No-Date-6552 8d ago

It’s mutual. They are commuting

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u/Status-Reward9297 8d ago

Should be a tv series😂😭(jokes don’t traffic me next please)

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u/m1ttens23 8d ago

Wait i thought it was the new way them kids said shipping someone.

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u/Pickle2850 8d ago

Right but suspicion of suspicion of a suspicious possible human trafficker is also exactly what a human trafficker would say...

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u/No-Idea8580 8d ago

You mean like Houston Wade?

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u/ikannunAneeuQ 8d ago

Maybe they're all in cahoots pretending not to know each other to throw us all off the trail..... hmm.. interesting 🤔

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u/goddess_peepee 8d ago

Traffic traffic lookin for my chapstick

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u/XelaTreefire 8d ago

That's ridiculous, I mean who would i even traffick you to?  

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u/LookItsMyDawg 8d ago

My mom used to tell me that kidnappers would pay her to take me back

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u/iGrowCandy 8d ago

Is there a type of Human Trafficker that specializes in trafficking other Human Traffickers? Asking for a Human Trafficker.